New to the board..shocked and saddened by some of you

[irocknike23]

hey exotic dancer tell me what you think of this, i posted this 2 days ago and got all different answers:
so i been texting this girl all week that i been really trying to to hit that...

and last night we were gona meet up at a party...

well i got to the part like an hour before her like 10ish..

and my friend gave me an edible bud cookie. i ate it.

and i underestimated it and it hit me hard as hell like an hour later. so then she comes and sees me in the front and runs up to me and gives me a hug and i said hello........but thats it. i was sooo stoned i couldnt talk or think i was just stuck and the original plan was to chill an be with her the whole night and hoping that leads up to something. but instead i totally blew her off and ingored her the whole night and this morning she aint texting me back....



im thinking i will call her like in 3 days..but do you guys see a comeback or nah?

so far its been 2 days no contact...should i hit her up tommorow or just leave her alone(btw i dont want to date her, just a piece of ass but one fine piece of ass...)

 

[Warrior74]

pics or stfu woman.

 

[49au]

I think this pic about sums it up:

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/troll.jpg



I can't believe there are guys ITT asking this woman (if she is indeed a woman and not some bored 16yo in his dad's basement) for advice.



p.s.s. LMAO at the use of the phrase "shocked and saddened" by a prostitute/stripper.

 

[CaptainJ]

A Stripper talking about bottom of the barrel girls with daddy issues... oh the irony...

 

[Atom Smasher]

A Stripper talking about bottom of the barrel girls with daddy issues... oh the irony...

My thoughts exactly.

This stuff would be comical if it weren't for the new guys here who think, "Hey, this is great... We're getting a woman's perspective".

Newbies, be very careful that you don't imagine that this stripper actually represents women at large. Far from it. Take with a seriously large grain of salt.

 

[Strelok]

Nigga Im not about to post no damn pics I dont know what type of stalkers yall got on here. Im not that desperate to prove myself to yall. Im just trying to help. You can either take my advice or leave it...

First Im a cracka', second you are as fake as a 3dollar coin.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

+1 rep for the HoneyLove! Welcome to the boards! LMAO.

 

[Jariel]

Nigga Im not about to post no damn pics I dont know what type of stalkers yall got on here. Im not that desperate to prove myself to yall. Im just trying to help. You can either take my advice or leave it...

You lost all credibility the moment you started that sentence. I'm more interested in high quality women, so I think I'll give your advice a miss thanks.

 

[Poonani Maker]

She's just lookin for a gang-bang.

 

[Johnnyventana]

HoneyLove is so a dude. Who was that freak who kept saying he was leaving the board, yet kept coming back? It's him.

 

[scammbone]

^^(i hope you're not serious)

Don't pay any attention to this OP's wh0relogic. Lmao. Strippers should remain silent and show us their tits.

 

[BettorOffSingle]

I am a female and Ive been reading yalls threads and I must say yall have NO CLUE what it takes to pick up a woman. Some of these guys are either straight up lying or bagging some bottom of the barrel chicks. I am an exotic dancer so I work in an environment where the rules are switched and the man is the prey and women are the predator. I know how hard rejection is, especially when you see them choose someone else 5 minutes later. It makes me sad that you guys have such low self esteem that you have to scheme this hard to get a date or sex from a woman. IT IS NOT THAT HARD. I SWEAR. Feel free to ask me questions for a womans perspective on these things...

BTW For you mature men-pleassse stop lusting after us 20 somethings. You look and sound silly and naive "OMG this 21 year old wants to date me Im such a stud" Um no that 21 year old needs her rent paid you're such a sucker . No matter how young your girlfriend is, YOU will not get younger. Your body is still breaking down on you every passing second. Worry about the things that matter NOW instead of chasing something that is gone..I say this all with tough love..

Seeral flaws with what you write:

1. You say these men are ignored by women, yet here you are posting to them, while ignoring the type of men you claim to be wanting. Very common behavior among women who say this stuff "won't work on them," even as they glue themselves to PUAs like white to rice.

2. You're a STRIPPER. That means a) you work for the MAFIA, b) you probably break laws, c) you grind on strange men for a living, and d) you are money-addicted, to the point where you are willing to compromise your purity to earn it.

3. Older men accept that money is a substitue means of attracting hot, young women. However, money ALONE will not do it, since tons of older guys with money will make similar offers. Heck, even prositutes turn down many potential customers. My rule is simple: if she's a 9, and you're over 40 and male, it's okay to pay for sex. I still don't have to apy for sex, but the day is coming where this might change. Until I was 38 years old, I had no difficulty laying even a 21 year-old stripper. In my proime, I wouldn't have given you the time of day, and got approached by some of the sexiest women on earth.

4. I'm okay with being over the hill. I had a great run of about twenty-five years. Nothing lasts forever, and if I have to pay for sex from here on out, I'm in pretty good company, becuase even TIGER WOODSS and CHARLIE SHEEN do thatt, as do many "alpha males." Do you really think the sex is not valid because it is bought? Now if a guy is in his twenties, I agree he shouldn't use money, but the rules are different for older guys.

5. My dad was forty-six years old when he married my Mom, who was 25 and VERY hot when they met. She chose him because she was into BRAINS, which Dad had in abundance, and he had LIFE EXPERIENCE from which she could learn, and enjoy. This also made him much better equipped to handle her. Since you likely don't value these things, you couldn't imagine a super-hot woman your age, one who doesn't STRIP, actually finding a middle-aged guyu intereesting, but they do exist.

Finally, there is NO age where women want to see men get laid. The HATRED they have for men who actually attempt to is phenomenal. I like helping young guys avoid the mistakes I made in my youth, which is really why this "community" sp4rang up in the first place.

Oh, and if we know you don't want to have sex with us, there's no point in talking to you, is there? So bug off.

Ray Gordon

 

[Iceberg]

Seeral flaws with what you write:

One flaw with what you write:

1: You're wasting your time with a troll

 

[Maxtro]

A Stripper talking about bottom of the barrel girls with daddy issues... oh the irony...

Ironic? I don't think so.

I think she may be talking from experience, her's and/or her friends.

 

[escaleraroyal]

Can i bang you ahrd?

 

[bigneil]

Hi HoneyLove.

When strippers compliment a patron, are they just trying to get more tips, or are they being more genuine than the average girl?

 

[Gray The Prince]

*Yawn* Just another troll thread. Move along! Nothing to see here folks!

 

[HoneyLove]

First off let me say all you posters who think I am a man or a troll or both GET THE **** OUT OF MY THREAD K? Isnt the number one rule of message boards DO NOT FEED THE TROLL? Im not that desperate (a word several of you are familiar with) to prove my gender to some dudes who cant get laid LMAO **** outta here.

Rule number 1: Never take relationship or pick up advice from a woman. However, if you read the book of pook and the other various stuff about confidence building you will find that is what most of us go by. The little tricks are just fun ways to flirt.

What a crock of ****! This isnt even in the rule book let alone rule number one. Would you ask a pharmacist for advice on your car? This is the type of horrible advice that compelled me to join this site. Yall have these guys heads ****ed up with lies. In fact I strongly encourage all of you to stop looking on this dumbass board for advice on scoring and go out in the REAL WORLD and develop better relationships with women outside of the bedroom so you can 1. get comfortable with the opposite sex and 2. have different perspectives. Women are not all cut from the same cloth some are ride or die some are just looking for someone to take care of them, some of them are so ****ed in the head they will take any man that will have them, some are lying and sneaky and will do underhanded **** like poke a hole in your condom to get pregnant by you so they can get on that 18 year payment plan. There is no one size fit all approach or line.

I am also interested in the question, are girls emotional or not? I think it is an EXCELLENT question. A clear answer would be good. I mean, I make this one girl nervous: Is that good or is it bad? My mind isn't capable of comprehending this phenomenon, can you lead me to the light "HoneyLove"? I am lost.

What the **** dont you guys understand about my answer? NO ALL WOMEN ARE NOT EMOTIONAL. There are some hyper sensitive chicks who cry during every movie and there are some psycho *****es with no sense of compassion who will ruin a mans life and think nothing of it. Stop trying to read into everything Im saying and accept it. I am not going to tell you what you want to hear, so if that makes me a troll so be it but Im going to give it to you straight no chaser.

hey exotic dancer tell me what you think of this, i posted this 2 days ago and got all different answers:
so i been texting this girl all week that i been really trying to to hit that...

and last night we were gona meet up at a party...

well i got to the part like an hour before her like 10ish..

and my friend gave me an edible bud cookie. i ate it.

and i underestimated it and it hit me hard as hell like an hour later. so then she comes and sees me in the front and runs up to me and gives me a hug and i said hello........but thats it. i was sooo stoned i couldnt talk or think i was just stuck and the original plan was to chill an be with her the whole night and hoping that leads up to something. but instead i totally blew her off and ingored her the whole night and this morning she aint texting me back....



im thinking i will call her like in 3 days..but do you guys see a comeback or nah?

so far its been 2 days no contact...should i hit her up tommorow or just leave her alone(btw i dont want to date her, just a piece of ass but one fine piece of ass...)

Let it go. Move on to the next..

My thoughts exactly.

This stuff would be comical if it weren't for the new guys here who think, "Hey, this is great... We're getting a woman's perspective".

Newbies, be very careful that you don't imagine that this stripper actually represents women at large. Far from it. Take with a seriously large grain of salt.

I do NOT represent nor speak for women at large and neither do you clowns so step off the pedestal hun. This is why I said to go into the REAL WORLD and have one or two platonic female friends who you can pick their brain and get hooked up with their sexy friends and cousin.

You lost all credibility the moment you started that sentence. I'm more interested in high quality women, so I think I'll give your advice a miss thanks.

Thats fine. I hope this means we wont be seeing you in this thread or my PM box ever again..

Ay brah brah HoneyLove I need some serious advice and I'm hoping you can guide me.

See there's this chick that I'm in love with. We actually went to high-school together. She was miss popular and I was just a nerd but I had the biggest crush on her but I was too shy to make a move because the guys she got mutted out by whoops...I meant dated were super jocks. I would leave her notes and stuff secretly but she never knew who it was. I found out where she lived and would send her flowers and stuff to show my affection. Well fast forward a few years later and she's got 5 kids by 2 different dudes, was on drugs for a little bit, and is also an exotic dancer.

We recently started talking because I found her on facebook and then we hung out. I'm madly in love with her and thinking about asking her to marry me. She said that she has changed and is looking to settle down. How do I propose to her and not get rejected? Please help!!?!

5 kids by 2 different dudes? 0_o Sounds like this chick has some self esteem problems I honestly would not be trying to get that close to her. If you absoloutley cant live without her I wouldnt be afraid to propose. In her situation Im sure she would be more than happy to have some man play daddy to her kids and deal with her baggage. Look before you leap brah brah

Seeral flaws with what you write:

1. You say these men are ignored by women, yet here you are posting to them, while ignoring the type of men you claim to be wanting. Very common behavior among women who say this stuff "won't work on them," even as they glue themselves to PUAs like white to rice.

2. You're a STRIPPER. That means a) you work for the MAFIA, b) you probably break laws, c) you grind on strange men for a living, and d) you are money-addicted, to the point where you are willing to compromise your purity to earn it.

3. Older men accept that money is a substitue means of attracting hot, young women. However, money ALONE will not do it, since tons of older guys with money will make similar offers. Heck, even prositutes turn down many potential customers. My rule is simple: if she's a 9, and you're over 40 and male, it's okay to pay for sex. I still don't have to apy for sex, but the day is coming where this might change. Until I was 38 years old, I had no difficulty laying even a 21 year-old stripper. In my proime, I wouldn't have given you the time of day, and got approached by some of the sexiest women on earth.

4. I'm okay with being over the hill. I had a great run of about twenty-five years. Nothing lasts forever, and if I have to pay for sex from here on out, I'm in pretty good company, becuase even TIGER WOODSS and CHARLIE SHEEN do thatt, as do many "alpha males." Do you really think the sex is not valid because it is bought? Now if a guy is in his twenties, I agree he shouldn't use money, but the rules are different for older guys.

5. My dad was forty-six years old when he married my Mom, who was 25 and VERY hot when they met. She chose him because she was into BRAINS, which Dad had in abundance, and he had LIFE EXPERIENCE from which she could learn, and enjoy. This also made him much better equipped to handle her. Since you likely don't value these things, you couldn't imagine a super-hot woman your age, one who doesn't STRIP, actually finding a middle-aged guyu intereesting, but they do exist.

Finally, there is NO age where women want to see men get laid. The HATRED they have for men who actually attempt to is phenomenal. I like helping young guys avoid the mistakes I made in my youth, which is really why this "community" sp4rang up in the first place.

Oh, and if we know you don't want to have sex with us, there's no point in talking to you, is there? So bug off.

Ray Gordon

Im spent a good 5 minutes cracking up at "Seeral flaws with what you just wrote" thanks for the laugh..

Honestly this whole post sounds like a highly emotional butthurt *****fest. CLEARLY you know nothing about strippers OR prostitutes so please stop talking on what you know nothing of.

Dude, did you just call Charlie Sheen an alpha male? BWAHAHA PLEASE STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME! Just because a man has alot of money doesnt mean he's more desirable to women. Anyone who is or has been rich at some point knows that along with money comes alot of people trying to help you spend it. They dont give two ****s about you they just want your money. Now if you are willing to let someone use you up like that because you feel you dont deserve better than you have some self esteem issues who's answers dont lie in some girls vagina. Paid sex is for guys who cant score on their own in a short amount of time for whatever reason.

As far as your parents marriage-Obviously you are not a spring chicken yourself so I can only imagine what times were like when your parents were young. Marriage is muuuuch different today than it was in the Ice Age...

 

[49au]

This thread reminds me of a funny moment I had while on a "date" with a stripper last year.

her: "Do you do coke?"
me: "No"
her: (awkward pause) "Oh, that's good. I don't do coke either."

Never got to fvck that one...

 

[Tyson420]

Should have snorted a line just for the hell of it. You only get to live once right?