New POF message for the hole-idays!

[Naughty Ninja]

If any of you dudes are on POF and look your best in your pictures..Try spamming out this holiday sexual message right off the bat to chicks on POF.

(If they think you look good enough they'll respond. And if they do you know they are looking for a "stocking stuffer")

Just go from their reply to asking them how the sites been treating them and then a few quick back and forths ending with telling them to give you their numbers and you'll give them a call sometime.

If they respond right off the bat, then go into asking them how the site has been treating them and you can also tell them the two of you need to move things along to a meet as word on the streets is according to the Mayan calendar we all won't be here by next year.

(The closer the holidays approach and more single they are...the more they are looking for a FB or someone to 'keep the company' till the new year. )


Below is the message:

I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn't have a check on if you were naughty or nice this year...sooo if you've been good I'll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas but if you've been naughty you'll just have to settle for a spanking from me. (your real first name)

 

[cablecow15]

ha I like it , off to spam some ho ho hoes n see if it works

 

[cablecow15]

after i get my first reply with this message , I ask them " so are you naughty or nice ?" usually they say both lol , I respond with something along the lines of them being a good girl that just wants a spanking lol

pretty good stuff , to bad pof is kinda useless in my area , too rural

 

[Naughty Ninja]

after i get my first reply with this message , I ask them " so are you naughty or nice ?" usually they say both lol , I respond with something along the lines of them being a good girl that just wants a spanking lol

pretty good stuff , to bad pof is kinda useless in my area , too rural

You can also respond that you'd love for them to savor your Candy Cane in their mouth while you lick the sweet icing from their pink cookie they left for Santa to nibble on. (Stupid as it sounds those chicks love it. Then you can ramp it up later on the phone or when you meet. Don't go overboard or they'll flake.)

TRUST ME they are ALL FREAKS on POF.

It depends on how good you look to them in your pictures. Shirtless and aesthetic/cut up DO work better. Also looking away, button down shirt with a few buttons opened, and some action (sports) etc pics.

The main thing is how good you look. You go "hard" with the sexual but playful right off the bat and go into a quick chat and telling them to give you their number.

It sucks if your area sucks but if there's a place you go on vacation a lot or visit family a lot in a bigger city or other part of the country hit them up there and get phone numbers too meet when youre there. You can depending on how good you look also get TONS of nudes, sex chat on the phone etc. It's best to get them just before leaving and you have a few freaks to meet while on vacation.

That's how you get around if your area sucks. Dudes who area sucks and look good in pics can get some vacation freaks to meet and play with. Just need to get a bunch of numbers in that area to reduce the caring on any flakes. He'll you can use the POF app while ON vacation and try to score some hot cookie by letting them know you're in town for a week or so. They'll feel better as you won't be around to bother them with them worrying if you know anyone in their social circle and drop their inhibitions.

 

[Packers2010]

not saying i have the best pictures up. but i am going to try this anyway. your last message was good. though i only got one number from it. she gave it out in like the second message. she looks like a scrub so i think i MIGHT pass.

don't have many other options atm so who knows. might have a std and a kid next week

 

[bukowski_merit]

lol... i don't come around much anymore, but when I do - i enjoy your posts...

I just tweaked it a little and sent it to a bunch of girls on meetme (which im suddenly having good success pulling from!)

In 5 minutes - have a 100% response rate on women who have read it! (then again: meetme has a freakishly high response rate; freakishly low meet rate). But some fun convos going on... Thanks, i was kind of bored this morning!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

lol... i don't come around much anymore, but when I do - i enjoy your posts...

I just tweaked it a little and sent it to a bunch of girls on meetme (which im suddenly having good success pulling from!)

In 5 minutes - have a 100% response rate on women who have read it! (then again: meetme has a freakishly high response rate; freakishly low meet rate). But some fun convos going on... Thanks, i was kind of bored this morning!

It's amazing. The more ridiculous and sexually "tuned" but playful your first message is the more chicks respond. They see you have a sense of humor, and go for what you want without playing the "nice guy" chump role (trying to be a weasel about what you REALLY want), as well as if you look good enough for them in your pictures you WILL get numbers, meets, and quick lays.

Dudes aren't lying when they say you don't even have to meet them for coffee. Your first meet is at your or their place for a good Noreaster PLOWING.


Sh1t that just gave me an idea. A weather message. If you know of a big storm coming in the area (snowstorm) you can make up a general message playing Weather Reporter warning them of the storm and the need for a good plowing at their place to make sure everything is "clean" and well taken care of. (Git er' done!) Same thing with a hurricane or tropical storm (News reporter writing to them on it going to be really wet and wild for them and they may need to hang on or be tied to their bedpost for safe keeping.) Easy to make up quick funny sexually charged excuses to get straight to the point for a meet and pump.

Gas Shortage in the area (You provide a home call for giving her a full tank, filing her up and make sure she's clean and gets full service with a smile at no charge.)

You just make up something like those scenarios when they happen. Since people tend to get a little stressed you provide much needed "stress relief".

It's easy as hell. You just "humourously" use a cover story about something actually going on in the area at the time, holidays (fill her turkey with your stuffing, and pour lots of warm gravy on it.) or some other theme that fits at the time.

Frig writing fine tuned messages to chicks. Make up your own and see which work best at the time then save them for certain times of the year...Valentines day etc. It's faaar better than the normal BS dudes send or the straight up desperate pervert (possible psychopath) nonsense.

 

[incognito42]

lol... i don't come around much anymore, but when I do - i enjoy your posts...

I just tweaked it a little and sent it to a bunch of girls on meetme (which im suddenly having good success pulling from!)

In 5 minutes - have a 100% response rate on women who have read it! (then again: meetme has a freakishly high response rate; freakishly low meet rate). But some fun convos going on... Thanks, i was kind of bored this morning!

You should come around more often, always thought your advice was solid

 

[bukowski_merit]

You should come around more often, always thought your advice was solid

Thanks. I try, but i never seem to have time to write out good responses like I used too. Guess my life is just a lot more busy than it once was (and when I'm online - im normally trying to make money or fvck little young hoes).

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Anyway.... I agree with what you said Naughty....

And Here's a girl who's coming over tonight because of this message:

Me: I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn't have a check on if you were naughty or nice this year...sooo if you've been good I'll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas but if you've been naughty you'll just have to settle for a spanking. -

Her: WTF? lol Im not to sure how to answer that lol

Me: well, are you a good girl or a bad girl?

Her: Uhhhmmm I guess good lol

Me: Why would you go with the boring answer???? Oh, because you want me to stuff your stocking with my giant candy cane!

Her: Lol you're funny




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Up until this point - she's only barely playing along. Lost cause? read on.

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Me: noooo... im just full of big fat swollen bursting.... christmas cheer .......

Her: Haha glad to see someone is in the christmas spirit. Do I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for xmas?

Me:Yes. Maybe you can wear a lil xmas skirt or a dress...... hmmmm.... but then where are you going to put my candy cane i give you??? Some kind of secret pocket?


Her: I'm not a fan of candy canes. They get sticky.

Her: But i would love to visit the north POLE. hehe


Me: Good girls are always welcum at MY north pole.... So tell me what else you want in your stocking...


Her: Yay! And idk I know I need some new batteries for my toy, new handcuffs for handcuffing the naughty people

Her: And a nice handsome guy wearing just a bow


Me: Hmmm I have batteries not sure if they'd work in your toy. We'll just have to put them in and try it out....


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Anyway from there - it gets a lot more explicit lol, so I'll spare you guys that part.

I'm working till 6, and then she's leaving her house at the same time to meet me at mine. She literally just said "I can't wait until you get off work!". This woman has known me for 2 hours! lol

Funny thing about this woman - on meetme - people can ask questions to people and they're posted on their wall. ...

A few guys have asked her sexual questions and her response is straight up SHAMING them! "Ew I'm not like that perv!"

But towards the end of our conversation - she showed the matrix to me...

She said: "Lol im a secret freak. I have to hide mine lol I'm a lady... Can't have the world thinking I actually enjoy sex. Especially all theses creepers."

And for reference; I've come to learn: Creeper = boring guys who message them all the time. Or ugly dudes who try to hit on them. Or worse, an ugly boring guy trying to hit on them!

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

Can't have the world thinking I actually enjoy sex. "

Pretty much summarizes how MOST women think.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Thanks. I try, but i never seem to have time to write out good responses like I used too. Guess my life is just a lot more busy than it once was (and when I'm online - im normally trying to make money or fvck little young hoes).

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Anyway.... I agree with what you said Naughty....

And Here's a girl who's coming over tonight because of this message:

Me: I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn't have a check on if you were naughty or nice this year...sooo if you've been good I'll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas but if you've been naughty you'll just have to settle for a spanking. -

Her: WTF? lol Im not to sure how to answer that lol

Me: well, are you a good girl or a bad girl?

Her: Uhhhmmm I guess good lol

Me: Why would you go with the boring answer???? Oh, because you want me to stuff your stocking with my giant candy cane!

Her: Lol you're funny




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Up until this point - she's only barely playing along. Lost cause? read on.

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Me: noooo... im just full of big fat swollen bursting.... christmas cheer .......

Her: Haha glad to see someone is in the christmas spirit. Do I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for xmas?

Me:Yes. Maybe you can wear a lil xmas skirt or a dress...... hmmmm.... but then where are you going to put my candy cane i give you??? Some kind of secret pocket?


Her: I'm not a fan of candy canes. They get sticky.

Her: But i would love to visit the north POLE. hehe


Me: Good girls are always welcum at MY north pole.... So tell me what else you want in your stocking...


Her: Yay! And idk I know I need some new batteries for my toy, new handcuffs for handcuffing the naughty people

Her: And a nice handsome guy wearing just a bow


Me: Hmmm I have batteries not sure if they'd work in your toy. We'll just have to put them in and try it out....


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Anyway from there - it gets a lot more explicit lol, so I'll spare you guys that part.

I'm working till 6, and then she's leaving her house at the same time to meet me at mine. She literally just said "I can't wait until you get off work!". This woman has known me for 2 hours! lol

Funny thing about this woman - on meetme - people can ask questions to people and they're posted on their wall. ...

A few guys have asked her sexual questions and her response is straight up SHAMING them! "Ew I'm not like that perv!"

But towards the end of our conversation - she showed the matrix to me...

She said: "Lol im a secret freak. I have to hide mine lol I'm a lady... Can't have the world thinking I actually enjoy sex. Especially all theses creepers."

And for reference; I've come to learn: Creeper = boring guys who message them all the time. Or ugly dudes who try to hit on them. Or worse, an ugly boring guy trying to hit on them!

You just tell her in text "Santa always keeps things a secret...Especially when he's lighting up your holidays like an X-Mas tree... "

That's basically it. Dudes have no idea if you come at them from a "fun scenario" with innuendo it gets these chicks h0rny and their thoughts and juices flowing. Keep up the good work. Eventually you'll have so many of them going for it you won't no what the hell to do with yourself nor have time to bang them all let alone replying to God knows how many at the same time in email and text. You wind up getting pickier than the chicks in who you keep up with.


Tell her you'd love to play naughty elf and put an icicle inside her pink cookie and slide your tounge deep inside so she can feel your warm tounge and the cold ice melting and mixing with her sweet nectar as you lick up every drop.

Then on the meet have a small piece of ice to get and actually do it. Chicks love that idea and want to try it if they haven't or say they have and love it.

Also honey from a teaspoon drizzled on their nipples and little pink "pearl".

You can get into telling them if they are naughty Santa will have to tie them up and give them a firm spanking with his hand or belt. (A LOT of them are into that on there too.)

Also like you did talk about using her naughty elf toys on her. (If they have them they'll come out with it and WANT you to use them on them.) They can sit on Santas lap while he uses their toys on them and they talk about everything they "wished" for this holiday. She'll most likely be so worked up sitting on your lap while you use her toys on her she'll tell you to fvck the sh1t out of her. (Hell I'd even have them do that and see how long they can keep going while doing that as part of foreplay.) Take a pick of your "elf" sitting on Santas lap on your phone for a sexy X-mas card for yourself. No joke!

The amount of filthy nasty conversations and nudes I've gotten from countless chicks on there is mind blowing. Once you get the hang of it it's easy work.

 

[incognito42]

Hell yea, This is what I mean! When I first got started on pof back in June it was you and naughty ninja who I learned from initially. Sadly, most guys here either refuse to believe pof works, or they use lame tactics that get them nowhere even though they're given the template for success on this site

Your post sums up how you have to treat these chicks. The last 2 paragraphs are so damn spot on as well. You really "get it" and that's why youll soon be banging a chick within hours of initial contact who if you only listened to what she said in her profile you would assume shed never give it up. You CAN'T listen to what these chicks say in their profiles. Ignore them (better yet don't even read it) and spam away. I swear to god online chicks are almost as fast and easy to setup sex with as a hooker, no exaggeration. Your post proves this

Thanks. I try, but i never seem to have time to write out good responses like I used too. Guess my life is just a lot more busy than it once was (and when I'm online - im normally trying to make money or fvck little young hoes).

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Anyway.... I agree with what you said Naughty....

And Here's a girl who's coming over tonight because of this message:

Me: I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn't have a check on if you were naughty or nice this year...sooo if you've been good I'll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas but if you've been naughty you'll just have to settle for a spanking. -

Her: WTF? lol Im not to sure how to answer that lol

Me: well, are you a good girl or a bad girl?

Her: Uhhhmmm I guess good lol

Me: Why would you go with the boring answer???? Oh, because you want me to stuff your stocking with my giant candy cane!

Her: Lol you're funny




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Up until this point - she's only barely playing along. Lost cause? read on.

---




Me: noooo... im just full of big fat swollen bursting.... christmas cheer .......

Her: Haha glad to see someone is in the christmas spirit. Do I get to sit on your lap and tell you what I want for xmas?

Me:Yes. Maybe you can wear a lil xmas skirt or a dress...... hmmmm.... but then where are you going to put my candy cane i give you??? Some kind of secret pocket?


Her: I'm not a fan of candy canes. They get sticky.

Her: But i would love to visit the north POLE. hehe


Me: Good girls are always welcum at MY north pole.... So tell me what else you want in your stocking...


Her: Yay! And idk I know I need some new batteries for my toy, new handcuffs for handcuffing the naughty people

Her: And a nice handsome guy wearing just a bow


Me: Hmmm I have batteries not sure if they'd work in your toy. We'll just have to put them in and try it out....


---

Anyway from there - it gets a lot more explicit lol, so I'll spare you guys that part.

I'm working till 6, and then she's leaving her house at the same time to meet me at mine. She literally just said "I can't wait until you get off work!". This woman has known me for 2 hours! lol

Funny thing about this woman - on meetme - people can ask questions to people and they're posted on their wall. ...

A few guys have asked her sexual questions and her response is straight up SHAMING them! "Ew I'm not like that perv!"

But towards the end of our conversation - she showed the matrix to me...

She said: "Lol im a secret freak. I have to hide mine lol I'm a lady... Can't have the world thinking I actually enjoy sex. Especially all theses creepers."

And for reference; I've come to learn: Creeper = boring guys who message them all the time. Or ugly dudes who try to hit on them. Or worse, an ugly boring guy trying to hit on them!

 

[spang]

spammin this message to a hundred biatches. hold mah d!ck!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Hell yea, This is what I mean! When I first got started on pof back in June it was you and naughty ninja who I learned from initially. Sadly, most guys here either refuse to believe pof works, or they use lame tactics that get them nowhere even though they're given the template for success on this site

Your post sums up how you have to treat these chicks. The last 2 paragraphs are so damn spot on as well. You really "get it" and that's why youll soon be banging a chick within hours of initial contact who if you only listened to what she said in her profile you would assume shed never give it up. You CAN'T listen to what these chicks say in their profiles. Ignore them (better yet don't even read it) and spam away. I swear to god online chicks are almost as fast and easy to setup sex with as a hooker, no exaggeration. Your post proves this

Incog was no joke on that site as well. Dude had pages and pages of replies, numbers, etc in a few months..Last count at the time before he just took off on his own was 30 pages. THIRTY. I counted them as I was in his profile.


As far as the chick you are meeting (learn if you haven't squirting techniques in threads on here.) And tell her if she's been a really good girl this year Santa will make her squirt. Chicks who can. Will love it. Chicks who haven't will WANT YOU to "teach" them and make them squirt. And if you're the first you may wind up with a stalker. LOL

 

[Naughty Ninja]

spammin this message to a hundred biatches. hold mah d!ck!

Unless you look like a 10 God in your pictures for the most part no one will respond or they'll tell you to fvck off and you'll be doing just what your first message states. "Holding your d1ck".


bukowski_merit: post an update good or bad. LOL. And keep spamming it to new chicks so if this one or any flakes you don't give a sh1t.

 

[spang]

well looks like youre right.i did get some quick, irate responses. just for laughs...


spang:I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn't have a check on if you were naughty or nice this year...sooo if you've been good I'll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas but if you've been naughty you'll just have to settle for a spanking from me.

Girl1:That's really disgusting and rude. I wouldn't have responded, but I'm really tired of creeps and sickos sending me messages like this. How about get a life, AND go somewhere to learn some manners, decency, and consideration. Messages like this are very offensive.

spang: easy girl. im just a squirrel tryin to get a nut. arent we testy today. you need a spanking

Girl1:I don't need a thing. You need a kick in the goddamn head.

i think shes mad bro.

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spang:I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn't have a check on if you were naughty or nice this year...sooo if you've been good I'll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas but if you've been naughty you'll just have to settle for a spanking from me.

Girl2: WHAT THE ****

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:crackup:

for the record i messaged the first girl last week with a nice message and she totally ignored me.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

well looks like youre right.i did get some quick, irate responses. just for laughs...


spang:I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn't have a check on if you were naughty or nice this year...sooo if you've been good I'll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas but if you've been naughty you'll just have to settle for a spanking from me.

Girl1:That's really disgusting and rude. I wouldn't have responded, but I'm really tired of creeps and sickos sending me messages like this. How about get a life, AND go somewhere to learn some manners, decency, and consideration. Messages like this are very offensive.

spang: easy girl. im just a squirrel tryin to get a nut. arent we testy today. you need a spanking

Girl1:I don't need a thing. You need a kick in the goddamn head.

i think shes mad bro.

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spang:I was looking through my holiday list and your name doesn't have a check on if you were naughty or nice this year...sooo if you've been good I'll come down your chimney and stuff your stocking for X-mas but if you've been naughty you'll just have to settle for a spanking from me.

Girl2: WHAT THE ****

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:crackup:

for the record i messaged the first girl last week with a nice message and she totally ignored me.

It's how you look in your pictures. If you're not "hawt" enough in your profile pictures not even baby Jesus can help you.

It is what it is. Like Nismo's said: A man's POF profile is only as good as his worst picture.

 

[Packers2010]

it's ok. though i find your other one to be better. i think this one is too sexual. i don't know.. girls are fooked in my area. most if not ALL of them are just there for the ego boost.

so am i really. i mean. i can get a message back but it's not that good. i just ignore it and talk about what i want to talk about. 2 more messages later and i'm done.

i'm starting to feel like being a topical " chode" is better though in some ****y and funny towords the end and i could get more number i think.

haven't tried it yet though.


EDIT: I take it back. i used this message on a girl i had already opened. within 3 messages i got her number. so it works. i think second message i sent that really set it up. she siad and i quote.

" Lol you're quite smooth aren't you... Gosh why do you even need a dating site?"

so i'm in now. just got to text and set it up.

 

[bukowski_merit]

So... Since an update was requested: She drove a hour to my house to see me. Paid the $5 toll.... WE drank some, and then I fvcked her, and it was ok sex. She woke me up at 3:30am to say she had to go home. Don't know what the excuse was but it was bullsh!t.... I didn't care; just made me not have to come up with a reason she couldn't stay saturday morning....

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As far as the assumption that I only got good responses - that's hardly the truth... I send this to about 15 girls.... out of the ones who read it (9 of them).... 2 didn't respond. 3 tried to shame me or act like i was being weird.... 3 of them played with it some but were boring ... the one i vibed with - i fvcked a few hours later...

That's the name of the game... Finding the one who'll play along and taking it all the way home.

 

[Robert28]

Let me just say that while Naughty Ninja knows his stuff, it's not for everyone. in other words results may vary depending on many factors. Honestly, I used to be able to clean up on POF before it got popular, now I might as well be 300lbs, have man-tits, and a pimply face. NN has looked at my pics before, and while I've always thought I was a pretty decent looking gent, apparently my pics weren't up to snuff to have lots of success on pof. Not his fault, least he was honest with me. the ironic thing though is I put my same profile and same pics on another dating site(a paid one) and my success rate increased BIG TIME. not only did it increase but the type of women everyone wants to talk to on pof were on this site and they would talk to you, make first contact sometimes, send you signs of interest. it was unbelievable! I was attracting the same type of girls on there that I usually go for in real life, however on pof I wasn't attracting sh!t. I've never had success with the bottom of the barrel type women in real life, and since pof is chalk full of women no one wants, my success rate equals that of real life.