New POF message for the hole-idays!

[SgtSplacker]

I have to give it to you Naughty you got that POF game down pat. I messaged a single girl with that holiday message and she replied. She told me I sound just like her EX so she will have to pass. But I really felt the message generated a bit of interest... good job man

 

[incognito42]

This is my thoughts...these numbers are just rough estimates and mostly made up for the sake o this augment--

5% of chicks are on pof legitimately looking for a long term relationship and will NOT let any guy fvck them right away

20% will fvck you within 48 hours of messaging them no matter what you say to them, if they think you're fvckable

75% wanna fvck asap an are really horny and lonely but put up bytch shields out of necessity due to being messaged all day long by nothing but weirdos, creeps, and pervs. These are the girls who say thingas in their profile like "if you're looking for a booty call don't bother, becaus I'm not that girl." these girls will drop their panties just as fast as the 20%ers so long as you're first few messages don't suggest you're looking to get laid. They will drop their bytch shield very quickly and let it b known just how freaky and horny they are if you don't come on to strong too quick.

What I'm saying is I think the Santa message is really good at screening out the 20%ers and finding th super dirty nastys but you may miss out on the 75%ers and get called a creep whereas if you used the "mom roommate" opener these very same 75%ers would lower their bytch shield and let you fvck without much games or delay

ninja..

i don't know what to make of this message.

i have a date set up on Wednesday ( will probs flake) becuse of this message.

but other then that. it's NOT working for me at all.

i though it would be funny to take a picture of my beard and me in a santa hat. so i put that up as my profile picture and send the message out.

the ONLY message i got was a

" go fook yourself your an ugly piece of ****"

she sent that then blocked me, becuse i could reply to the message.

soooo.. i i'm not sure why it's not working. it's either because of the girls in my area. or the fact it's TOO sexual and because i'm not in the 1% of looks, so it doesn't work.

but whatever. i don't really care. most of the girls are scrubs anyway. i mean.. there not median with these girls. you can't say. " hey whats up" cos that gets no reply. but i send your C&P message and all i get is abuse.

pretty bull**** if you ask me

 

[incognito42]

I gotta say these messages are hilarious and I'm half tempted to try it out. I usually just send a 'hey how are you' to get the ball rolling which works for me well enough I suppose (closed an hb 7.75 off there about 2 weeks back), but I'm down to experiment.

Fishing with dead bait will work but fishing with live bait is more effective

I'm sure you're a pretty good looking guy and in good shape so you can pull these chicks with a simple "hey what up", but gi ahead and try the "mom roommate" opener and watch your replys sky rocket and the length of time it takes to get a number o get laid decrease. If the message stands out and is really creative and charming they will be primed and ready by the time their first response comes in rather than it taking a little warming up when you strt with "hey what up"

 

[Naughty Ninja]

This is my thoughts...these numbers are just rough estimates and mostly made up for the sake o this augment--

5% of chicks are on pof legitimately looking for a long term relationship and will NOT let any guy fvck them right away

20% will fvck you within 48 hours of messaging them no matter what you say to them, if they think you're fvckable

75% wanna fvck asap an are really horny and lonely but put up bytch shields out of necessity due to being messaged all day long by nothing but weirdos, creeps, and pervs. These are the girls who say thingas in their profile like "if you're looking for a booty call don't bother, becaus I'm not that girl." these girls will drop their panties just as fast as the 20%ers so long as you're first few messages don't suggest you're looking to get laid. They will drop their bytch shield very quickly and let it b known just how freaky and horny they are if you don't come on to strong too quick.

What I'm saying is I think the Santa message is really good at screening out the 20%ers and finding th super dirty nastys but you may miss out on the 75%ers and get called a creep whereas if you used the "mom roommate" opener these very same 75%ers would lower their bytch shield and let you fvck without much games or delay

Pretty much. Dudes simply have to try certain openers out or theme their own and see which ones start getting the most favorable replies....AFTER they look their absolute BEST in their pictures.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I gotta say these messages are hilarious and I'm half tempted to try it out. I usually just send a 'hey how are you' to get the ball rolling which works for me well enough I suppose (closed an hb 7.75 off there about 2 weeks back), but I'm down to experiment.

If you're already getting replies off of "Hey how are you" then you've passed their looks test easy so a good opener will start getting you so many responses and numbers you won't know what the hell to do with yourself. I'm not joking. You simply cannot keep up with back and forth emails, let alone texts and phone calls. (Chicks using online dating for the Holidays are even more thirsty..)

Just spam out a good opener or rock out with your c0ck out and go in hard with a sexually themed holiday etc opener. It'll put you a step ahead of dudes who though may be good looking just come with a boring opener or straight up non creative "svck my c0ck" lines.

I think Marmel or I forgot the poster on here came up with a good hard screen opener The 50 Shades opener. It's on one of his or someone else's thread. Something along the lines of(but you can mix and match):

Are you a 50 shades of gray fan? That's all I seem to be getting messages from these days and all I was looking for was a cute little hottie wrapped in a bow under my X-mas tree. (Your real name) =)

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Fishing with dead bait will work but fishing with live bait is more effective

I'm sure you're a pretty good looking guy and in good shape so you can pull these chicks with a simple "hey what up", but gi ahead and try the "mom roommate" opener and watch your replys sky rocket and the length of time it takes to get a number o get laid decrease. If the message stands out and is really creative and charming they will be primed and ready by the time their first response comes in rather than it taking a little warming up when you strt with "hey what up"

Yep. There's too many pop culture things, holidays, times of year (vacation excuses to spam chicks in places you are going to visit for family, play to meet chicks if you want while on vacation if your area sucks.)

A good opener may be a Gangnam Style opener something creative along the lines of the video's views (our own video would get more hits), horsey ride dance (she'll get the point) in a fun but subtly sexual way.

Anything popular at the time. Too many different things always happening to not come up with something new, make it humorous and interesting than a normal Hey opener.


Side note: I found it hilarious reading the papers the last two days some dude in prision got in more trouble for trying to get two other dudes to kidnap Justin Bieber and have his balls cut off with pruning shears as this whack-a-doo is in prison and JB never answered his letters. Dude has a tattoo of Justin Bieber on his thigh! LMFAO. (Dude has JB fever) You can't make that sh1t up!!

 

[cablecow15]

wow lol people think its magic or something , you actually have to be attractive , and your not attractive to everyone ... ive used this on multiple sites , ive gottan alot of girls replying saying they've been a lil of both

ill usually tell them they just want a excuse for me to spank them , they giggle we escalate till shes asking me to shove stuff places lol

and ive had the most vile angry women calling me creepy weirdo ******* ugly everything under the rainbow , i laugh and if they haven't blocked me throw vile **** back at them n block them ... then i move on

wanan hurt your ego , try a simmaler pick up line on another profile with a hotter guys pics on the same girls and see how they act lol

they all like vile pervy stuff as long as it comes from some one they see with more value than them

 

[cablecow15]

If you're already getting replies off of "Hey how are you" then you've passed their looks test easy so a good opener will start getting you so many responses and numbers you won't know what the hell to do with yourself. I'm not joking. You simply cannot keep up with back and forth emails, let alone texts and phone calls. (Chicks using online dating for the Holidays are even more thirsty..)

Just spam out a good opener or rock out with your c0ck out and go in hard with a sexually themed holiday etc opener. It'll put you a step ahead of dudes who though may be good looking just come with a boring opener or straight up non creative "svck my c0ck" lines.

I think Marmel or I forgot the poster on here came up with a good hard screen opener The 50 Shades opener. It's on one of his or someone else's thread. Something along the lines of(but you can mix and match):

Are you a 50 shades of gray fan? That's all I seem to be getting messages from these days and all I was looking for was a cute little hottie wrapped in a bow under my X-mas tree. (Your real name) =)

i love the fifty shades of gray one , but my problem is half the time they will reply with "ive never read it " and that dosent give me much to work with other than " you look like youd be into that stuff or something lame