New girl looks EXACTLY like my EX!!!

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Yeah whatever.. how many people in this world are on Prozac or something like that.

So tell me, if you take Prozac you can't be a DJ?

And no, I don't take prozac.
 

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I'm having a real hard time getting my head around the idea that you can't tell if it's your ex or not..... The very thought of it gives a me a headache. Are you really that out-of-it all the time, that you can't tell?

This is just bizzare, man... seriously.


And this is why I think people should have to take an IQ-type test before they are allowed to reproduce.... :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by The Bad Ass Canadian
I'm having a real hard time getting my head around the idea that you can't tell if it's your ex or not..... The very thought of it gives a me a headache. Are you really that out-of-it all the time, that you can't tell?

This is just bizzare, man... seriously.


And this is why I think people should have to take an IQ-type test before they are allowed to reproduce.... :rolleyes:

Look man, I dumped my ex. I met this new girl when I was drunk and she just resembles me ex ALOT. So I'm just a little suspicious she got a makeover or something and is conning me somehow. I really don't think she could pull that off. The more time I spend with her, the more I don't think it's my EX. She is coming over AGAIN tonight to cook me some mexican food... yummy... Well, my EX used to cook for me so I'll see if she cooks the same way lol.
 

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You remind me of Andy Milonakis(that dude is 29 but he acts like a f@cking 12 yo) because to be 26 you sure don't act it on here... Normally I wouldn't see that as too big of a problem, but jesus dude, all of the drama you bring is ridiculous.
 

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If you can't tell if a girl is your ex RIGHT AWAY then you are the dumber than anyone I've ever met.

If, however, you can't tell if this girl is your ex after fvcking her 3 nights in a row, you need to be euthanized.

You'r story just isn't believable
 

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Originally posted by Immaculate
Yeah whatever.. how many people in this world are on Prozac or something like that.

So tell me, if you take Prozac you can't be a DJ?

And no, I don't take prozac.
You're not clinically depressed, stupid, therefore you shouldn't take xanax. And if you are clinically depressed, then you shouldn't be drinking. Holy hell.
 
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look mate its obvious your are chatting out of your bored...very bored ***... anyways how are we meant to know if its your ex if you dont know even after seeing her and ..in your dreams ..lol banging her... come out of dreamland and go out there and find some real reals rather then making up stories...
 

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OK I feel like i'm in some sort of nightmare right now.

This girl came over again. I stayed sober and holy **** this girl looks exactly like me ex it's scary. She's just a tad thinner but my ex could have lost weight I guess. She has this mark on her thigh just like my EX had. She says it's a tatoo she got with her friend in Mexico. I kept asking her all these questions to test her. Like where does she work, who does she live with, family and all that. All her answers sounded sincere. I asked her for ID again. She says she doesn't have an ID (no drivers licence yet).
She showed me her birth control pills and I watched her take it. She says nex time she comes over she will show me her papers with her name on them.
Now I asked her for the name of where she works. She said she works at a day care center but she doesn't know the name. WTF? I asked her for the phone # she said she doesn't know the phone #.

OK, so she stayed the night and she had off work the next day (thursday). I had to work in the AM. So after I woke up she begged me to let her stay at my place when I'm at work. I let her stay... I put things in places and put my computer a certain way to see if she snoops. She didn't. I got home from work that night and holy hell when I saw her after work (sober) I thought it was my EX. SCARY STUFF. So she ended up staying the night again because she had no ride. OK, so before work this morning I drive her to where she lives at a townhouse. When I dropped her off I saw her little sister come outside. I heard her talking to her dad and mom on the way (she used my cell phone). OK, so my EX didnt have a litttle sister (that I know of)...

NOW I am at work, and I get a call on my cell and I recognice the number is coming from GIANT, WHERE MY EX WORKS!! It was her and she left a message saying "call me back I need a favor"... I haven't called her back... I don't have any pics I can post .. I would... I am feaked out seriously. This girl could be mistaken for my Ex's twin sister.
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
Im starting to think this story is not true.

Jesus .. it's true .. why the hell would I come on the internet and post this if it wasn't true??? This **** is happening to me and freaking the hell out of me!

BTW .. My ex has called me from Giant like 4 times today and keeps telling me to call her back!!
 

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there is no way that you couldn't distinguish between an ex and some other woman. just the sh!t she talks about would give her away...... And go take a another look at your ex SOBER .
 

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wtf dude!

Immaculate: You WENT OUT WITH THE GIRL.... If I met someone once in my life, and ran into them a year later, I would remember who they were, and if you have memory problems (drugs) then that’s one thing, but not being able to tell its your EX GIRLFRIEND THAT U HAD SEX WITH AND SPENT A F*CKLOAD OF TIME WITH just sounds too much like a lie to me, that’s not humanly possible in my opinion. If this story IS true, then I suggest you seek help, and FAST, before u forget your birth date... and then even your name:rolleyes:

*sigh*


Laterz...
 

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I don't agree with that.

If you broke up with someone and didn't see them for months, then you went out one night and met someone who looks like your ex, but is thinner, has glasses and a new hair-do, but they say they are someone completely different you would never fall for it?
 

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I think this scenario is plausible..... I just can't understand why after this much time has gone on, that you sTILL don't know if it's her, or not.

Go do that favor for your ex... you'll get to see her, and then you'll know for sure.
 

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Because! I have confronted her, told her I think she is my EX! I went that far last night... Hell I was interrogating her last night and she almost had an answer for everything. Now, I'm started to freak because the new girl was supposed to call me from her work today but didn't... But my EX has called from HER work 4 times and keeps telling me to call her back she needs a "favor" but I haven't caled her back.


BTW, in the message my EX keeps saying today the favor she needs consists of me lookng up something on the internet.. it doesn't involve seeing her....
 

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waste of forum space...

There is no way in HELL that you can go out with a woman, and then when speaking to her for 5 minutes a few months later not knowing if she is your ec or not!

Immaculate: You are a f*cking attention wh0re, get f*cked!:trouble: idiot.
 

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Remember Sammy Jankis.
 

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QUOTE:
"There is no way in HELL that you can go out with a woman, and then when speaking to her for 5 minutes a few months later not knowing if she is your ec or not!

Immaculate: You are a f*cking attention wh0re, get f*cked! idiot."
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Great .. another "I dont have anything substantial to say so I'll just throw insults".. get a new tagline.
 

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If this is all freaking you out as much as you claim it is why haven't you just dropped the chick yet? Seriously, if this were as serious as you're trying to make us believe why in the name of all that is holy would you keep seeing this chick when you're so seriously terrified that it might be the ex? The more you post the less I believe you. Have a little sense about this, we aren't fourth graders ready to believe every word you spew here is the truth.

Grow up and get off the drugs if they're f@cking with your head that much, seriously.
 

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i can relate to you a bit but my situation aint as freaked out as yours.

i was riding on my bike the other day and seriously i rode past a girl who looked like my ex. i mean 90% looked like her. i havent seen her for about 2 years now so it was weird. Because for about 2 or 3 seconds i actually thought it was her. I actually felt my heart beat coz i havent seen her for so long.

All day i actually felt like i had seen her again. Freaky stuff but not as mad as yours.
 

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