New girl looks EXACTLY like my EX!!!

[Immaculate]

Re: Sing to her, my drunk padawan...

Ok heres an update

She came over again last night. Yes I was in my usual xanax alcohol haze but I was being observant. I asked her all sorts of questions about where shes from (Mexico) and her family and her job. All her answers seemed legit. SO we ate dinner and started having sex. She kept saying "oh BOY oh BOY".. that is something my ex NEVER said... she never called me "boy." This girls calls me "boy" alot. Now for the BAD NEWS. I checked again for that birthmark on the thigh. This girl DOES have something similar. It's a small greenish mark on her thigh. I asked her what is was. She said it's TAOTOO? Do they do that go girls in Mexico? Give them some sort of Tattoo on her thigh? My ex had the same thing except it wasn't green it was like black.. I always assumed it was a bithmark.


NOW what does everyone think?

Oh and as for the sex, this girl does feel different,,, her puss feels tighter than my ex. She also told me she has only been with 2 guys before me... which is probably a lie.

 

[Lost In Translation]

the odds of a chick looking like you ex with a mark on the exact same spot are

100,000,000 to 1 ?

you alcohol and xanax haze ?

i am going to have to call TROLL

you are either the dumbest human being to ever walk the earth or a TROLL

nobody can be that dumb so i am gunna call you a lying sack of $hit

TROLL !!!

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
the odds of a chick looking like you ex with a mark on the exact same spot are

100,000,000 to 1 ?

you alcohol and xanax haze ?

i am going to have to call TROLL

you are either the dumbest human being to ever walk the earth or a TROLL

nobody can be that dumb so i am gunna call you a lying sack of $hit

TROLL !!!

LOL.. jealous I'm getting some fine ass are we? LOL.

 

[Climax]

*sigh*

Originally posted by Immaculate
LOL.. jealous I'm getting some fine ass are we? LOL.

jelous? of a TROLL that believes his own lies? hahahahaha:crackup: ... You add us being jelous to your long list of fantacies.. you do that, troll:crackup:

loser.


Laterz...

 

[TACH]

Jesus, the influx of dumb@ss to this board as of late is overwhelming. And btw, no one is jealous of lying trolls. Take your warez and peddle them somewhere else burn boy.

 

[Immaculate]

Originally posted by TACH
Jesus, the influx of dumb@ss to this board as of late is overwhelming. And btw, no one is jealous of lying trolls. Take your warez and peddle them somewhere else burn boy.

Go **** yourself prick.

 

[Immaculate]

Re: *sigh*

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
jelous? of a TROLL that believes his own lies? hahahahaha:crackup: ... You add us being jelous to your long list of fantacies.. you do that, troll:crackup:

loser.


Laterz...

Lol... while you're dating your right hand tonight I'll have a hot latina giving me a BJ while I watch the Oriole's game.

Who's the loser now fool? HAHAH!

 

[IRONMAN22]

like

like I said Immaculate... A WHOLE LOTTA HATING.... what you IDIOTS should be doing is putting eachother up, congrating eachother, esspecially the begginers and different people alike, everyone here could use the good ole' confidence boost, instead of trying to put eachother down to make yourselves feel cool.


congrats on ****ing this broad immaculate, hope you fine out who this ***** is ... as for me? Ive gotta whole lotta exploring to do tonight, me and my gal were just on the phone, shes at work right now, but later, we gonna have some fun ...

 

[Immaculate]

Re: like

Originally posted by IRONMAN22
like I said Immaculate... A WHOLE LOTTA HATING.... what you IDIOTS should be doing is putting eachother up, congrating eachother, esspecially the begginers and different people alike, everyone here could use the good ole' confidence boost, instead of trying to put eachother down to make yourselves feel cool.


congrats on ****ing this broad immaculate, hope you fine out who this ***** is ... as for me? Ive gotta whole lotta exploring to do tonight, me and my gal were just on the phone, shes at work right now, but later, we gonna have some fun ...

Thank you man.. I have a feeling these haters haven't gotten laid in awhile... lol.

Well, this girl is on her way over to my place as I type AGAIN... this will be the 3rd night in a row. What I am going to do is call my EX's cell # when this girl is over here and see what happens!

I really don't think it's the same girl. I am NOT that stupid. It's just they look almost the same BUT the new girl looks better and ****s better!

 

[Tempest]

This reminds me of a NEG that I use. While talking to the girl, I usually turn to my wing and say, "Doesn't she look JUST like my ex?" and my wing will go "yeah!", and then I'll say "wait, only she was slightly taller... and bigger boobs". It works ALL the time, plus if the girl is HOT (9+), then it DHV's because it shows that you can get women of that quality. If you do that for an UG, your value lowers. Give it a try.

 

[Immaculate]

See my above post!

Everything I have said in this thread is TRUE!

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

LOL

I really need to know how this one ends.... True or not

Why would a troll come on here and make something like THIS up?

This has to be one of THE funniest things I've read on this board.
Except for that one post where the guy was asking if he was gay or not, and posted his pic. hahaha that one was classic

 

[[]D [] []V[] []D]

pics damit we need pics

 

[Lost In Translation]

Immaculate how is anyone going to take you serious when according to you

YOU CANT STOP TAKING DRUGS LONG ENOUGH to see if the tattoo / birthmark on her hip is green or black

if you are that out of it

whats to say this is not an LSD trip and you think the b*tch is real ?

it's all in your mind

how can you explain how stupid you are not to know who someone is ?

how can you explain that you make NO EFFORT to REALLY TRY and uncover her true identity

ie. STAY OFF THE DRUGS long enough to HAVE A CLUE

you are pacing the story out. you are stringing the readers along like a detective novel

CHAPTER 1 : THE DEPORTATION

CHAPTER 2 : A STRANGER AT THE BAR

CHAPTER 3 : DEJA VU

CHAPTER 4 : DRUG INDUCED HAZE AND CONFUSION

i can see what you are doing.

i just hope my fellow Don Juans see through your sick prank


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[So pimp its scary]

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
Immaculate how is anyone going to take you serious when according to you

YOU CANT STOP TAKING DRUGS LONG ENOUGH to see if the tattoo / birthmark on her hip is green or black

if you are that out of it

whats to say this is not an LSD trip and you think the b*tch is real ?

it's all in your mind

how can you explain how stupid you are not to know who someone is ?

how can you explain that you make NO EFFORT to REALLY TRY and uncover her true identity

ie. STAY OFF THE DRUGS long enough to HAVE A CLUE

you are pacing the story out. you are stringing the readers along like a detective novel

CHAPTER 1 : THE DEPORTATION

CHAPTER 2 : A STRANGER AT THE BAR

CHAPTER 3 : DEJA VU

CHAPTER 4 : DRUG INDUCED HAZE AND CONFUSION

i can see what you are doing.

i just hope my fellow Don Juans see through your sick prank


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

Deep analysis, but I was gonna say something similar.

Thread closed (if I had that power)

 

[Climax]

You make me laugh....

Originally posted by Immaculate
See my above post!

Everything I have said in this thread is TRUE!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

*breathe*

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Whats next? Let me guess.... She'll bring a few of her friends over and you'll all have a big orgy?:woo:

man, you are SO KEWL!


Laterz...

 

[MetalFortress]

Get off the alcohol and xanax and you'll be able to see who it is, moron.

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

Better to look like your EX than your mother or something.

 

[Immaculate]

Well she came over again last night. And she is coming over again tonight to cook me dinner. The more time I spend with her I don't think it's my EX. She keeps talking about how she lives with her mom and dad. My EX mom and dad didn't even live in this country. She also said she will bring her ID and show me tonight. She says she doesn't have a drivers licence. She is here from Mexico on a 5 year work VISA. But she is HOT! My ex was OK, but this girl is hot as hell. My ex would have had to get an extreme makeover and lose alot of weight for it to be her. But the face, the mole on her lip, and her voice is just like my ex.

Last time I talked to my EX she said the INS came into her work and she had to go see them with a lawyer and I haven't heard from her since. In the meantime I met this new girl at Ruby Tuesdays at the bar. And stop giving me a hard time about the goddamn Xanax. It relaxes me enough and it allows me to go out and pick up girls. It worked didn't it??

Maybe some of you AFC's ob here should try Xanax! It really relaxes you and makes you feel like you can talk to anybody. It takes aLL the fear away from approaching girls.

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by Immaculate
And stop giving me a hard time about the goddamn Xanax. It relaxes me enough and it allows me to go out and pick up girls. It worked didn't it??

Maybe some of you AFC's ob here should try Xanax! It really relaxes you and makes you feel like you can talk to anybody. It takes aLL the fear away from approaching girls.

Gee, maybe I'll go smoke weed to relax me around girls, on that note Fact: If you can't have game yourself and you have to rely on drugs for it, you're not a real DJ.