Listen up, all of you ingorant dumbasses!
right now you've got yourself a cute girlfriend, but guess what? In five years you'll be come to your senses and you'll settle down with an spermwhale.
I mean come on. You're obviously aren't good enough for anything even remotely cute.
Don't you get it? Cute girls will never like you. No matter what, they will always sh1t on you and tease you. They are not people. If a girl has tits and weighs less than 140 pounds SHE'S EVIL! She doesn't have a need for connection and human interaction, she doesn't want to get fukked and she's happy all by herself. If she's even remotely cute, she will NEVER be able to love anybody.
So stop chasing them, they're not people you want to mess with. Who knows, people might think you like cute girls or something...
Instead, look around the corners and find youself a 300 pound fattie with a sandwich. She will love you FOREVER. She will cook and eat food just for you and will give you a wonderful bluwjob with those greasy lips for hours. She's been waiting for a man like you.... well, forever.
She'll never let go. EVER ever. of course you may literally suffocate from her lovin, but who cares.
And don't you let that ambition of yours to interfere. It lead Hitler to disaster you know, he tried and failed. So you must never try.
Forget about changing yourself also. In the end, you're the same person inside, some element within you that's unchangeable and predetermined. No matter how much you are working on yourself, no matter how fun you are when you have a converstation, this element is constant and the cute girl will be able to see through it and will dump you. Even though you're giving her the time of her life.
Oh yeah, every girl also has a type of a guy she wants. My friend christie really likes rockers. She dated only rockers and her last 5 boyfriends were rockers. That's why she dumped them.
But watch out: if you're not a rocker, you have no chances. You repulse her with your casual dressing habits
Anyways - the uglies the girl, the petter person she is. Don't risk your fragile ego ever again, because five years from now you'll end up exactly where I am - miserable and mastrubating.
That's carma, there's no way to change that, so don't even try.
Go for uglies - they will care!
http://www.spinaweb.ie/showcase/1017/images/obese2.gif
BTW: this is my girlfriend and she loves me very much. It's not like some HB9, who can leave me! Noooo - she really cares.
right now you've got yourself a cute girlfriend, but guess what? In five years you'll be come to your senses and you'll settle down with an spermwhale.
I mean come on. You're obviously aren't good enough for anything even remotely cute.
Don't you get it? Cute girls will never like you. No matter what, they will always sh1t on you and tease you. They are not people. If a girl has tits and weighs less than 140 pounds SHE'S EVIL! She doesn't have a need for connection and human interaction, she doesn't want to get fukked and she's happy all by herself. If she's even remotely cute, she will NEVER be able to love anybody.
So stop chasing them, they're not people you want to mess with. Who knows, people might think you like cute girls or something...
Instead, look around the corners and find youself a 300 pound fattie with a sandwich. She will love you FOREVER. She will cook and eat food just for you and will give you a wonderful bluwjob with those greasy lips for hours. She's been waiting for a man like you.... well, forever.
She'll never let go. EVER ever. of course you may literally suffocate from her lovin, but who cares.
And don't you let that ambition of yours to interfere. It lead Hitler to disaster you know, he tried and failed. So you must never try.
Forget about changing yourself also. In the end, you're the same person inside, some element within you that's unchangeable and predetermined. No matter how much you are working on yourself, no matter how fun you are when you have a converstation, this element is constant and the cute girl will be able to see through it and will dump you. Even though you're giving her the time of her life.
Oh yeah, every girl also has a type of a guy she wants. My friend christie really likes rockers. She dated only rockers and her last 5 boyfriends were rockers. That's why she dumped them.
But watch out: if you're not a rocker, you have no chances. You repulse her with your casual dressing habits
Anyways - the uglies the girl, the petter person she is. Don't risk your fragile ego ever again, because five years from now you'll end up exactly where I am - miserable and mastrubating.
That's carma, there's no way to change that, so don't even try.
Go for uglies - they will care!
http://www.spinaweb.ie/showcase/1017/images/obese2.gif
BTW: this is my girlfriend and she loves me very much. It's not like some HB9, who can leave me! Noooo - she really cares.
