Here is a modified TuckerMax format I used. It worked GREAT when I was a "cool person".
1. She must be attractive: Now I'll be honest here, looks aren't everything, but it's where it all begins. Besides, I can't help it if I have good taste. The girl who doesn't have to look like a bombshell 8 days a week is going to intrigue me far more than the next girl. Elegance is so much better than slutty. Unless you like being on Maury Povich trying to guess the father of your baby.
2. She must be smart and cultured: Generally, the best indication of intelligence is agreeing with me. I don't want to bicker all night, but if you can throw some witty remarks back in my direction, you should be fine. Just don't go overboard, because no one likes a show off. As far as cultured goes, you don't have to be a vegan (if you are a vegan, have fun waiting in the car or eating alone), or thinks she's a European fashion critic. This isn't a Miss America pagent, but a girl with knowledge is a huge plus. This part should be a breeze if you didn't attend ALP.
3. She must be emotionally stable: This is very important. She should come from a normal, stable home without baggage. If I wanted baggage, I'd get a 9-5 job at the airport. However, if you're worried about baggage from me, than worry no more. I recently upgraded mine with wheels and a handle so it's much easier to lug around.
4. She must be fun to hang out with: Perhaps most important of all, we must have fun being together. Everything else is important, but it all goes to **** if we don't get along and have a great time when together. But I'm a fun guy, so that shouldn't be hard. If I like you, you'll like me.