my myspace profile, what's wrong with it?

DJ_in_making

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What? You guys are telling him to cut his hair and change his appearance, when the whole basis of this website is to be your own man. Very AFC guys:down: .

Anyway, those girls get messages everyday (even the ugly ones) from guys who are like "you're so hot!" "I'm masturbating" etc. To guys who think they're being original... I just want to get to know you. Try to be different, be original and catch her eye, even if that doesn't mean flirting w/ her right away.
 

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Do the following will turn you into a star

1. get more photos - a least 4! all different shots, make sure you have some of you and your band and any of you with girls will give you some good social proof. make sure you have some weird shots of you with your guitar, you'll look creative and interesting. all rock starts should be creative and interesting.

2. get an attitude, your about me makes you sound like a nice boy. esp things like... "I also enjoy playing guitar, working out, and drawing" thats like something i'd write on a job application haha. you're playing rock star so act like one. mention some things that piss you off like school, work, do gooders and why do I always day dream about being famous when i dont wanna be???. I hate that. or 'I keep having this dream....(something weird) what does it mean.....' it makes you look more interesting and gives people something to contact you about. you could also say you dont need any friends, people will want to test that and makes you look less needy.

3. pimp it, all rock star profiles should be dark and moody, so fcuk around with the colours. add some music, put up some dark moody interesting pictures of bands you like.

4. Find some attention *****s who post loads of comments on other peoples profiles and add them. wait for the comments and then ignore them haha ;)

5. keep your hair long. if you're playing rock star.

6. put up a message saying 'groupies wanted' and then put loads of tall requirements of what it takes to be a groupie. girls love that kind of challenge....."OMG!!! he's saying i can't be a groupie...well i'll soon fix that" plus it makes you out to be the prize.

7. leave comments on other peoples profiles, this helps other people find you.

8. find some hot girls and send them a message taking the piss out of something on their profile. lay on the C&F.


you're all set.
 

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Originally posted by Anurizm
well boys, I'm not even thinking about chopping my mop. I have always been single/friendless and I'm not going to change the way I look for anyone if they can't deal with it I suppose I am stuck for the rest of my life. Seems everytime I try to reach out for a hand they jerk away and I fall to my death *shrug*

I tried the trendy/pretty boy look a good portion of my life, still didn't work:/

damn I just love the benefits that depression gives me heh.

sorry guys,
it's just everyday of my life is a losing battle.
external vs internal locas of control
 

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ok lets see if this will help you:


hey this is heath the laidback, easygoing singer from (insert band name) and we rock! right now we are new to the scene and working on a songlist but followups and updates will be added as time permits.

if you are looking for someone to throw you up in the crowd to surf , come pal around with me in a moshpit:)

when i am not singing in the band, you can find me playing my guitar, working out, watching boxing or drawing whatever comes to mind.






---- get a friend to take a better pic of you because it looks like you took that one of yourself. if its possible add one of your band too.---
 

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Originally posted by DJ_in_making
Anyway, those girls get messages everyday (even the ugly ones) from guys who are like "you're so hot!" "I'm masturbating" etc. To guys who think they're being original... I just want to get to know you. Try to be different, be original and catch her eye, even if that doesn't mean flirting w/ her right away.
Just joined a little while ago too.

Some of the chicks just want drooling comments about how hot you think they are. Around three of them I've come across so far will delete your picture comments if you don't pander to their beauty. Definite AW's.

What I do is make a simple comment on the main page, so that your avatar is viewable to alot more people.

My best prospects so far are from that. And also emailing them and starting a convo about some of their interests, or your thoughts on their blog entries. Rather than posting a rhetorical comment somewhere on their picture page.
 

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Originally posted by DarthJuan
Just joined a little while ago too.

Some of the chicks just want drooling comments about how hot you think they are. Around three of them I've come across so far will delete your picture comments if you don't pander to their beauty. Definite AW's.

What I do is make a simple comment on the main page, so that your avatar is viewable to alot more people.

My best prospects so far are from that. And also emailing them and starting a convo about some of their interests, or your thoughts on their blog entries. Rather than posting a rhetorical comment somewhere on their picture page.
That's smart thinking. I'm personally getting tired of all the tons of bi-sexual attention wh0res on myspace.
"Follow these steps if you want me to add you"
Myspace is the number 1 spot for attention wh0res.
 

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Here is a modified TuckerMax format I used. It worked GREAT when I was a "cool person".


1. She must be attractive: Now I'll be honest here, looks aren't everything, but it's where it all begins. Besides, I can't help it if I have good taste. The girl who doesn't have to look like a bombshell 8 days a week is going to intrigue me far more than the next girl. Elegance is so much better than slutty. Unless you like being on Maury Povich trying to guess the father of your baby.

2. She must be smart and cultured: Generally, the best indication of intelligence is agreeing with me. I don't want to bicker all night, but if you can throw some witty remarks back in my direction, you should be fine. Just don't go overboard, because no one likes a show off. As far as cultured goes, you don't have to be a vegan (if you are a vegan, have fun waiting in the car or eating alone), or thinks she's a European fashion critic. This isn't a Miss America pagent, but a girl with knowledge is a huge plus. This part should be a breeze if you didn't attend ALP.

3. She must be emotionally stable: This is very important. She should come from a normal, stable home without baggage. If I wanted baggage, I'd get a 9-5 job at the airport. However, if you're worried about baggage from me, than worry no more. I recently upgraded mine with wheels and a handle so it's much easier to lug around.

4. She must be fun to hang out with: Perhaps most important of all, we must have fun being together. Everything else is important, but it all goes to **** if we don't get along and have a great time when together. But I'm a fun guy, so that shouldn't be hard. If I like you, you'll like me.
 

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girls aren't really into metal. no offense (i personally love metal but dont mention it to girls).
 

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Play up the band thing more. Myspace can be groupie heaven for guys in bands. Promote your shows, and what not.

The only problem is mostly young guys are into that sort of music, as Tear Gas mentioned. But a few gals are, too, and they're likely to be pretty sexually agtgressive, as gals go.
 

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Dude

Everything about his personality and profile is totally terrible. Long hair is *not* a good thing at all. Guys only succeed in spite of having long hair, and there is very few guys who really look better with it than without. This rock star thing is total crap for most guys, and I'll tell you why:

1) Being a rocker hasn't been cool in about 15 years. Get with the times

2) You need to be tall to look cool as a rocker.

3) Women are very, very in tune with what is considered hot to their friends. Goes back to (1).

I'm not saying the rock star thing cannot work, but it is over done in the seduction community probably due to mimiciking.

The reason they are harping on his hair is because short, messy-topped hair is cool. All women want their men to have this look right now unless he just happens to look good otherwise. Get with the times people. Stop this rock star crap unless it comes back which is highly unlikely to ever happen. Every white boy tries this, and it's boring women to death. Do something different or face a lifetime of layless nights.

He also needs to move to a large city or some tourist trap that women flock to. You cannot pick women up in the remote wilderness of the deep south.
 

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do ur hair however u want man, don't change it just to impress women

the whole point of being a DJ is getting girls to love ur ass from the way u treat them.... despite whatever ugliness, hair issues, or whatever else someone may have. But people in general do respect someone who looks like they take care of themselves, so just make sure you don't look like you just came out of a dumpster (comb your hair, or whatever the hell u do with hair that long)

p.s. metal sucks
 

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Originally posted by Soprano
do ur hair however u want man, don't change it just to impress women

the whole point of being a DJ is getting girls to love ur ass from the way u treat them.... despite whatever ugliness, hair issues, or whatever else someone may have. But people in general do respect someone who looks like they take care of themselves, so just make sure you don't look like you just came out of a dumpster (comb your hair, or whatever the hell u do with hair that long)

p.s. metal sucks
 

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Originally posted by Tear Gas
girls aren't really into metal. no offense (i personally love metal but dont mention it to girls).
not all girls like metal because they are still in "pop heaven"

some of us love metal and have broken collar bones or scars on our shins to prove it. some of us travel 6 hrs to big festivals and stand in the pouring rain just to get to the show we are dying to see.
 

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Originally posted by Bonhomme
Play up the band thing more. Myspace can be groupie heaven for guys in bands. Promote your shows, and what not.

The only problem is mostly young guys are into that sort of music, as Tear Gas mentioned. But a few gals are, too, and they're likely to be pretty sexually agtgressive, as gals go.

thats what i was getting at
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
not all girls like metal because they are still in "pop heaven"

some of us love metal and have broken collar bones or scars on our shins to prove it. some of us travel 6 hrs to big festivals and stand in the pouring rain just to get to the show we are dying to see.
wow u should marry me then.
 

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Re: Dude

Originally posted by everywomanshero
Everything about his personality and profile is totally terrible. Long hair is *not* a good thing at all. Guys only succeed in spite of having long hair, and there is very few guys who really look better with it than without. This rock star thing is total crap for most guys, and I'll tell you why:

1) Being a rocker hasn't been cool in about 15 years. Get with the times

2) You need to be tall to look cool as a rocker.

3) Women are very, very in tune with what is considered hot to their friends. Goes back to (1).

I'm not saying the rock star thing cannot work, but it is over done in the seduction community probably due to mimiciking.

The reason they are harping on his hair is because short, messy-topped hair is cool. All women want their men to have this look right now unless he just happens to look good otherwise. Get with the times people. Stop this rock star crap unless it comes back which is highly unlikely to ever happen. Every white boy tries this, and it's boring women to death. Do something different or face a lifetime of layless nights.

He also needs to move to a large city or some tourist trap that women flock to. You cannot pick women up in the remote wilderness of the deep south.

1 current kewl rock stars that women swoon over
chris vol http://www.flaw.com/main.html
e http://www.outspokenmusic.com/intro.html
lajohn and morgan
http://www.sevendust.com/
lars
http://www.metallica.com/index.asp
aaron
http://www.staind.com/
sully
http://www.godsmack.com/
maynard
http://www.toolband.com/
and here is the top ten list for 2005 of heavy metal artists
http://heavymetal.about.com/od/toppicks/tp/top_bestof2005.htm

2 a list of great short dudes
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10096528/from/RL.2/

3 refer to my #1 and #2 on this list


ladies love men with blonde hair, brown hair, red hair, spiked hair , mohawks, short hair , long hair, dreadlocks, no hair and bald.
ladies love muscle dudes, average dudes, and even chubby dudes.
figure out what you are and make it work for you.
 

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Good on you for not wanting to cut your hair.

Seems everybody else here thinks you MUST fit into some f*cking prettyboy stereotype.

Those advocating this, tell me with a straight face, that rough dudes with long hair can't pull hot chicks that THEY want.

@Penkitten - gio is a lucky fella!

It's painful, the number of "pop kittens" around.
 
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