I dont care whether its made up or not its still fvcking awesome. About half way through I was like HOLY HELL, time for me to make another drink. Then the rest of the way I was analyzingn it for DJ material and enjoying the many comicial moments. Good post, whether its true or not.
My First Threesome... A Cautionary Tale
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Thanks so much. And you're only a loser if the race is over. This race ends only when you give up on yourself. You have not yet. You are not a loser. The game's not over yet. There's time to pull this one back like a mother****ing hero.izza said:
The lesbian chick DT? Hmm. I didn't ask but she'd been with a couple of guys before while she was 'finding herself' - to be honest with you I didn't ask. I was too mesmerised by the sight of two honeys fighting over who gets to do it.
My top recommendation is the work of Wayne 'Juggler' Elise, and to use that as a foundation for your natural abilities, or you check to my site and read more of my stuff there.
This is a great place though, the DJ board. The most mainstream thing in the community - and God knows we need it.
J
I don't give a flying-fvck, I don't even know where to begin giving a flying-fvck even if you gave me directions to flying-fvcksville and a really convincing reason to go 
^ ^ Greatest line ever, I will be using that tonite, that's just classic...
I don't care if this is true or not (like many others) I learned alot and it inspired me to not lose my game eventho I'm still in LTR, it just made the game fun again. The writing style was absolutely impeccable btw, you should consider a career, it read like a novel... masterpiece in my opinion...
-Cod3r
^ ^ Greatest line ever, I will be using that tonite, that's just classic...
I don't care if this is true or not (like many others) I learned alot and it inspired me to not lose my game eventho I'm still in LTR, it just made the game fun again. The writing style was absolutely impeccable btw, you should consider a career, it read like a novel... masterpiece in my opinion...
-Cod3r
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ok I am very smart so let me tell you what I observed:
1) that is not a very good threesome if you dont even fcuk the 2 girls and 1 of them is acting "like a man"
2) I had a 3some in august with 2 girls and it was AWESOME as hell.....but DUDE i dont remember conversations or let alone what we all said to each other, i mostly remember WHAT happened, but not in such specific detail, thus making your story sound made up.
3) if someone did what you wrote, then it IS likely they could end up having a 3some
4) ANYBODY REMEMBER "ANGELUSPUA"??? remember what he said in his last thread where he admitted to being a troll?????????
lemme remind u so ur memory is fresh:
"Okay guys, enough is enough. I admit it, I'm a troll. I've been trolling these boards for almost two years now. I'm the same guy as AngelusPUA, and that's how I "figured him out" because I'm him. and He's me.
That guy's information I've posted "Hooman" is a guy who's myspace I cracked the username and password to. I went to school with him and he's just an easy target because I have all his info. He used to live down the hall from me in our dorm. Kid is a freaking loser. I could use someone else's but he's the only person I know who has a website with his full name on it. What a fcking idiot. It's too easy to pretend you're someone else...and to think some of you actually believed me, LOLZZ!
I've had a lot of fun messing with your guys' heads.
FYI, I've also posted under Black_Italian, h2o, PurplePimp, ~JC Jedi 007~ and many others. I'm going to continue to troll because I get a kick out of it. It's funny seeing you tools take everything so seriously.
And like I said in another thread, just because I troll it doesn't mean I don't have a life. I do have a life, I just spend a lot of my time on the computer. I go out and talk to chicks too, but it's not like I make it into rocket science like some of you guys.
I'm going to copy/paste this into my other posts so you guys can see it. Then I'm going to log off and start a new account, lol. Try to figure out who I am...suckers."
look at that last line - he said he'll be back, and he wants us to figure out who he is.
Ok, now look at how intelligently AngelusPUA used to speak in all his threads, especially his little "ARound the World" field reports - just look at it!
drjekyll, i hope to dear god that u are not angelus, otherwise u will suffer the consequences
great thread about the Cartography of Hell tho!
1) that is not a very good threesome if you dont even fcuk the 2 girls and 1 of them is acting "like a man"
2) I had a 3some in august with 2 girls and it was AWESOME as hell.....but DUDE i dont remember conversations or let alone what we all said to each other, i mostly remember WHAT happened, but not in such specific detail, thus making your story sound made up.
3) if someone did what you wrote, then it IS likely they could end up having a 3some
4) ANYBODY REMEMBER "ANGELUSPUA"??? remember what he said in his last thread where he admitted to being a troll?????????
lemme remind u so ur memory is fresh:
"Okay guys, enough is enough. I admit it, I'm a troll. I've been trolling these boards for almost two years now. I'm the same guy as AngelusPUA, and that's how I "figured him out" because I'm him. and He's me.
That guy's information I've posted "Hooman" is a guy who's myspace I cracked the username and password to. I went to school with him and he's just an easy target because I have all his info. He used to live down the hall from me in our dorm. Kid is a freaking loser. I could use someone else's but he's the only person I know who has a website with his full name on it. What a fcking idiot. It's too easy to pretend you're someone else...and to think some of you actually believed me, LOLZZ!
I've had a lot of fun messing with your guys' heads.
FYI, I've also posted under Black_Italian, h2o, PurplePimp, ~JC Jedi 007~ and many others. I'm going to continue to troll because I get a kick out of it. It's funny seeing you tools take everything so seriously.
And like I said in another thread, just because I troll it doesn't mean I don't have a life. I do have a life, I just spend a lot of my time on the computer. I go out and talk to chicks too, but it's not like I make it into rocket science like some of you guys.
I'm going to copy/paste this into my other posts so you guys can see it. Then I'm going to log off and start a new account, lol. Try to figure out who I am...suckers."
look at that last line - he said he'll be back, and he wants us to figure out who he is.
Ok, now look at how intelligently AngelusPUA used to speak in all his threads, especially his little "ARound the World" field reports - just look at it!
drjekyll, i hope to dear god that u are not angelus, otherwise u will suffer the consequences
great thread about the Cartography of Hell tho!
izza
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Those two segments seem contradictory to me.
Lol you make t sound like this is one of those really lame scary movies , where the killer says al be back , and the sequal has a little plot twist... lolskip2mylou781 said:
Or maby it is actually you who is Angeluspua , you seem to be so obsessed about him atm
LOLjuts let it go man , enjoy the entertainment .
I dont give a flying **** if it is true or not , doesnt affect me much , if its not true il just shrug my shoulders and say "hmm" for a sec and move on....
But il still remember the story , why becaue it was an awesome story a little short film if you might think of it like that....
what i mean to say is ... LET IT GO!!! ....
peace.
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the original poster is a TROLL
izza
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Find my real post farther down...
izza
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Hey Dr. J, thank you, and you're right. I haven't lost yet. If anything just as I'm starting to feel like I can't do anything, I'm starting to discover an inner strength I didn't know was there. I really wish, however, that this strength would SHOW UP FASTER! I mean, the prime of my life doesn't last that long, this is all going way too slowly!drjekyll said:
Haha you'll have to excuse me. A few months ago, I realized that I had been bottling up all sorts of negative stuff. So I vent everything on this board... those brave, kind readers receive about 21 years of resentment and frustration with myself, packaged into post-sized explosive canisters.
And bythe way, even the sight of one chick of one chick thinking of DTing me would be pretty mesmerizing. I understand perfectly why you didn't pull out a tape recorder and interrogate them on their personal history. Other business at hand and all...
I love Juggler. He has to be my favorite DJ alongside senor fingers/mr. fingers (who still posts now and then on this board, but he got married). They both have that 'aura'; every DJ is magnetic, but Juggler and Fingers both seem genuinely happy with their life, and seem like good, loving people. A lot of DJs are dark mo-fos, much as I enjoy them.
Well, welcome to SoSuave. I'm glad you like the place, I like it too. I'll check out your forum. I nearly blinded myself trying to read that evolution post in one sitting.
All the best,
Izza
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well i never said you are a troll....I only suspected, and you can thank sosuave's biggest troll AngelusPUA for making me suspicious in the first place.....you shoulda seen the stories he made up and how vivid all of HIS details also were.
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lol, Now I really beleive your a troll, even more so than before.drjekyll said:
Your original post seemed so fake. lol, how dumb do you think we are?
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I don't think it matters whether the guy is fake or not. The question is, could this possibly work? The answer is, actually yes. It's just that the right situation doesn't come along that often.
What the guy is saying essentially, is that one way to have a threesome is to find a lesbian, or better yet, a bisexual woman, who is willing to let you in on her fun and games if you help her reel in her bi-curious friend and seal the deal.
If you can find a couple of girls who fit this description, I think it would definitely work.
Why?
Because you and the bi/lesbian woman are giving the curious woman the reassurance that she needs on two different levels:
1. A lot of women are curious about being with another woman, but are not actually gay themselves. This situation lets them indulge that curiosity while still getting pleasure from a man at the same time, which reassures and reminds them that they are not gay, just being a little wild.
2. Women are afraid of what other women think of them. They don't want their friends to think they are sluts. If the girl has a friend with her saying "this is okay, let's go for it," then it gives her reassurance that if this other woman is willing, then it's okay for her to be willing also. Her friend can't think she's a slut or judge her, because her friend is doing the same thing.
The only problem is, you can't go around asking for lesbians who want to bang their hot friends, so you just kind of have to keep your eyes and ears open and hope that you stumble into the situation, as this guy may or may not have done.
What the guy is saying essentially, is that one way to have a threesome is to find a lesbian, or better yet, a bisexual woman, who is willing to let you in on her fun and games if you help her reel in her bi-curious friend and seal the deal.
If you can find a couple of girls who fit this description, I think it would definitely work.
Why?
Because you and the bi/lesbian woman are giving the curious woman the reassurance that she needs on two different levels:
1. A lot of women are curious about being with another woman, but are not actually gay themselves. This situation lets them indulge that curiosity while still getting pleasure from a man at the same time, which reassures and reminds them that they are not gay, just being a little wild.
2. Women are afraid of what other women think of them. They don't want their friends to think they are sluts. If the girl has a friend with her saying "this is okay, let's go for it," then it gives her reassurance that if this other woman is willing, then it's okay for her to be willing also. Her friend can't think she's a slut or judge her, because her friend is doing the same thing.
The only problem is, you can't go around asking for lesbians who want to bang their hot friends, so you just kind of have to keep your eyes and ears open and hope that you stumble into the situation, as this guy may or may not have done.
Um... It wasn't fake. Really. It really happened.God_of_getting_layed said:
Totally out of interest, why do you believe it fake? You seem so certain. What is it exactly that you don't believe out of this whole thing?
No judgement - i just am really interested. Fire away.
I wish I'd taken photos now. Ah well - next time I'll video it and you can all see for yourselves.GHardy said:
Actually, I won't.
I should though.
Yup, that's exactly it. I've spoken to a few top guys about threesome tactics, and the common denominator that we all keep coming back to is that unless you're just lucky, famous or transcendentally good, you need to team up with one of the chicks to pull the other. If you do though, it is very much like having a wingman, but this wingman stays with you right through the seduction, even to the bedroom. Which is sort of the idea.GHardy said:
Never thought of it like this. Very true. Excellent point.GHardy said:
Sure - very good point. So much of seduction is about navigating women's natural reticence toward being perceived as a slut. Threesomes are no different - they're just more complex because there's two chicks involved. As GHardy points out though, this fact in itself can work heavily in your favour, as it did with me.GHardy said:
Sure - there are a few points though.GHardy said:
Firstly, it's always good to playfully sound out the chicks you're seducing for any bi-curious urges that they may have or want to explore.
Secondly, if they are up for it, openly suggesting to a bi chick who you're sleeping with that you should go out and pick up another chick to play with together is devastatingly effective, especially if your bi chick is sassy, hot and cool. And a little bit dominant.
Thirdly, you can actually manufacture the entire situation from scratch in a number of ways. I'm still field-testing a few of these, so bear with me. I'll post up again if any of them hit home.
So to speak.
Heh heh.
Demo
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Aaaah Jeks i love this FR one of my favourites of all time.
Shezz hey dude hows it hanging. Hehe Loony tunes, Love it
Seriously guys get a grip though people shouting troll at the first hints of success what kind of tin pot barmy army are we dealing with here. Surely we should be appluading this kind of success. Ah well. At least the potical arguments from the start have chilled out that had me in stitches.
I know Jeks I know his style of writing and like him i remember large chunks of conversations i have had with people and tbh its really nothing that amazing to remember what we said to people. Come on we can memorise whole ****ing routines for god sake.
Peace out
Shezz hey dude hows it hanging. Hehe Loony tunes, Love it
Seriously guys get a grip though people shouting troll at the first hints of success what kind of tin pot barmy army are we dealing with here. Surely we should be appluading this kind of success. Ah well. At least the potical arguments from the start have chilled out that had me in stitches.
I know Jeks I know his style of writing and like him i remember large chunks of conversations i have had with people and tbh its really nothing that amazing to remember what we said to people. Come on we can memorise whole ****ing routines for god sake.
Peace out
