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Mr.Positive

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
 

Mr.Positive

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The leading causes of death in the United States are:

1) Heart disease

2) Chuck Norris

3) Cancer
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

ValleyDJing

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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
 

Charm&Style

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When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
 
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