Chuck Norris can eat just one.
Lene Alexandra just got showed the fvck up
I think we know how she got the record contract
Lene Alexandra just got showed the fvck up
I think we know how she got the record contract
My Boobs Are OK video
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Mr.Positive
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
Chuck Norris' brain cells cure cancer... too bad he doesn't have a brain.
Oh no I didn't!
Oh no I didn't!
Mr.Positive
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The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1) Heart disease
2) Chuck Norris
3) Cancer
1) Heart disease
2) Chuck Norris
3) Cancer
Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Charm&Style
Master Don Juan
When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris