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Mr.Positive

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris's Beard. There is only another fist.
 

Mr.Positive

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The leading causes of death in the United States are:

1) Heart disease

2) Chuck Norris

3) Cancer
 

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ValleyDJing

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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
 

Charm&Style

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When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
 
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