My Boobs Are OK video

[Desdinova]

Wasn't sure what to think of this. I think I may have lowered my IQ though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE

 

[Centaurion]

She is a D-level norwegian 'glamour' model. Meaning that she sucks cawcks for cash.

 

[Obsidian]

rofl :crackup:

a ton of women are like this

 

[Vulpine]

Butthead: Uh... What?
Beavis: Yeah. Umm.... Heh, heh.

Butthead: Uh...
Beavis: Um... is this "Aqua"?
Butthead: Wut?
Beavis: You know, "I'm a barbie gerl, in a barbie weeherrherrrld..."
Butthead: No, you DUMBASH! It's Gwen Stephanie!
Beavis: Oo-ooh... heh-heh... "I'm a boobie girl, in a boobie worrrrld."


Butthead: Uh... she said "boobs". Huh, huh, huh.
Beavis: Heh. Heh-heh, yeAH! YEAH! "BOOBS"!

Beavis: She said it again! BoObs! B0oOBS! They're OK! Heh. heh-heh-heh.
Butthead: Yeah, she's got OK boobs, OK?
Beavis: *waving dollar bill* Boobs! BOOBS!

Butthead: Uh... ok?
Beavis: Boobies! BOO-BOO-BOOO-BOOOBIES!


Beavis: Um... Ok?
Butthead: *Catatonic, drool coming out of mouth*

Beavis: Um... Ok?
Butthead: *Catatonic, drool coming out of mouth*

Beavis: Um... Uh... She's not showing her boobs. That's not ok. Change it Butthead.
Butthead: *Catatonic, drool coming out of mouth*

Beavis: COME ON BUTTHEAD! CHANGE IT!!!

Butthead: *click*

(tool video comes on)

Beavis: Yes! TOOL! :rockon:
Butthead: *thrash* Erngh! *Thrash* Erngh! :rockon:

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

I want those 4 minutes of my life back DES.

I love big fake boobs, and I feel no guilt in admitting it. So long as the girl's in excellent physical shape (i.e. not fat with big boobs) it's just icing on the cake.

That said, I thought the comments were far more entertaining than the video. You gotta love the mad scramble to hate on "superficial hootie queens" from all the guys trying to prove how above it they are. Heheh,..

No, you are fine. It's just that this is the dumbest video I have ever seen. Her tits are fake and nobody gets turned on by fake "boobs", it's just not sexy. All the girls in this video are just STUPID looking. I didnt get a boner either because this video is just stupid instead of being sexy.

I'm so glad he didn't get a boner, because that would be proof that he really is superficial,..hahah!

 

[Heart Break Kid]

If she wrote that by herself I'm impressed.

 

[STR8UP]

Thanks, I always wondered what Paris Hilton would look like if she were actually attractive and had big boobs

 

[ValleyDJing]

Why did God give women boobs? So men will talk to them.

 

[DJDamage]

Why did God give women boobs? So men will talk to them.

Actually that is not that far from the truth.

Zoologists point out that no female mammal other than the human has breasts of comparable size, relative to the rest of the body, when not lactating and that humans are the only primate that has permanently swollen breasts. This suggests that the external form of the breasts is connected to factors other than lactation alone.

One theory is based around the fact that, unlike nearly all other primates, human females do not display clear, physical signs of ovulation. This could have plausibly resulted in human males evolving to respond to more subtle signs of ovulation. During ovulation, the increased estrogen present in the female body results in a slight swelling of the breasts, which then males could have evolved to find attractive. In response, there would be evolutionary pressures that would favor females with more swollen breasts who would, in a manner of speaking, appear to males to be the most likely to be ovulating.

Some zoologists (notably Desmond Morris) believe that the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that whilst other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. A secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Actually that is not that far from the truth.

Not far?! Its dead on my brother!

 

[jonwon]

Wasn't sure what to think of this. I think I may have lowered my IQ though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE

I think i need a cigarette!

 

[Obsidian]

lol, Rollo spent four minutes watching a two minute video

 

[Bonez]

Cheer along with this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noggIParXOA&mode=related&search=

 

[ValleyDJing]

lol, Rollo spent four minutes watching a two minute video

lol! He's like...anti-Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris can watch a two minute video in 1.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

It felt like 4 minutes.

 

[Mr.Positive]

lol! He's like...anti-Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris can watch a two minute video in 1.

:crackup: We need more Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[ValleyDJing]

:crackup: We need more Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

chuck norris counted to infinity... twice.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Desidinova...I hereby declare this thread hijacked!

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris addresses himself in the fourth person.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Chuck Norris doens't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.