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About a week ago, I hung out with this chick (25 years old)......she is someone I see like once a year just to catch up and hook up, pretty much no strings attached........she's completely moronic about sex, so I'm cool with that, I see her only once a year or so anyway, so I usually get a handjob out of it, and i'm good.
Well, last week we went to see Get Him To The Greek.....and we were cuddling, but I could sense she was so jaded about kissing (it's like she hated men), that I asked her about it.......and she said "I have no interest in men anymore, they have all screwed me over too much".
Typical thing a stupid 25 year old blond girl would say, she is very ditsy so it makes sense to me lol.
After the movie and just cuddling, we are in my car and I am about to take her home, I decide to follow my gut instinct, and try to kiss her several times........she rejects each time saying that "she's done with men"
In my head, I am thinking "Fine bytch, but I still gotta get my rocks off"........so I get all sexual on her and tell her "well hey at least help me cvm a few times, I know that if any girl can do it, it'd be you"
SHE HAPPILY AGREES
So here I am, sitting in the parking lot in my car, jerkin off while she's rubbing my body and kissing my cheek and cute lil shyt like that, she's gettin all into it talking sexual saying things like "oh yaaa i'm going to make you cvm so hard"..........but won't touch my d*ck.
I end up cvmming twice in 15 minutes (call it masturbation with outside interference LOL)...............and I take her home, all sounds good.
And then today, she tells me how creepy I was and how she never wants to see me again, I tell her "You must be used to all the pvssy guy friends you have who'd never pull their d*ck out like that" and she basically does the whole ditsy thing and says "w/e, yea, kk".
Let me get to the bottom line for those of you who are bored reading this:
1) She has both given me a handj0b before, and seen me jerk off in front of her before
2) She totally went along with what I was doing in the car after the movie.
3) She told me how creepy I was for pretty much not being a nice guy pvssy who has sexual reservations.
What's the lesson here?
She has ALOT of guy friends who she sees who never hook up with her.
Guys who are total pvssies are completely messing up the minds of women in this country, and something needs to be done to stop them.
sidenote - "creepy" is the favorite word to use when a dumb bytch has nothing else to say LOL
Consider this a semi-successful field report.........because in the end, i did get my rocks off with the help of a really cute blondie
Well, last week we went to see Get Him To The Greek.....and we were cuddling, but I could sense she was so jaded about kissing (it's like she hated men), that I asked her about it.......and she said "I have no interest in men anymore, they have all screwed me over too much".
Typical thing a stupid 25 year old blond girl would say, she is very ditsy so it makes sense to me lol.
After the movie and just cuddling, we are in my car and I am about to take her home, I decide to follow my gut instinct, and try to kiss her several times........she rejects each time saying that "she's done with men"
In my head, I am thinking "Fine bytch, but I still gotta get my rocks off"........so I get all sexual on her and tell her "well hey at least help me cvm a few times, I know that if any girl can do it, it'd be you"
SHE HAPPILY AGREES
So here I am, sitting in the parking lot in my car, jerkin off while she's rubbing my body and kissing my cheek and cute lil shyt like that, she's gettin all into it talking sexual saying things like "oh yaaa i'm going to make you cvm so hard"..........but won't touch my d*ck.
I end up cvmming twice in 15 minutes (call it masturbation with outside interference LOL)...............and I take her home, all sounds good.
And then today, she tells me how creepy I was and how she never wants to see me again, I tell her "You must be used to all the pvssy guy friends you have who'd never pull their d*ck out like that" and she basically does the whole ditsy thing and says "w/e, yea, kk".
Let me get to the bottom line for those of you who are bored reading this:
1) She has both given me a handj0b before, and seen me jerk off in front of her before
2) She totally went along with what I was doing in the car after the movie.
3) She told me how creepy I was for pretty much not being a nice guy pvssy who has sexual reservations.
What's the lesson here?
She has ALOT of guy friends who she sees who never hook up with her.
Guys who are total pvssies are completely messing up the minds of women in this country, and something needs to be done to stop them.
sidenote - "creepy" is the favorite word to use when a dumb bytch has nothing else to say LOL
Consider this a semi-successful field report.........because in the end, i did get my rocks off with the help of a really cute blondie
This is why you spin plates; if she wasn't interested in fvcking, you ditch her and call someone up who is.
