Most obvious sex opportunity you blew?

[SmoothTalker]

I've seen similar threads before for most obvious IOI's missed, but don't think this has been done. If it has, sorry.

I'll start off with mine:

Had a girl I've been 'seeing' for about two weeks over at my house. We had hung out/kissed previously, but this was the first time we were alone in a private place where things could actually go further.

She was on my bed, home alone, lights dimmed, body pressed against me, no resistance to anything, and I did not try to have sex with her.

I still have no clue wtf was wrong with me, I'm not inexperienced and wasn't nervous, and am actually interested in her.

What's your stupidest moment?

 

[tsmith2334]

Too many to name.

Most obvious come on I ever missed was when I complimented a girl's shirt at party and she told me her underwear matched.

I just said smiled politely and laughed.

:trouble:

 

[lil hooligan]

At a mates house 3 lads 2 lasses playing strip poker me and 1 of the lasses are completely naked sat next to each other then later strip poker ends we sit on couch together naked still and she's playing with my **** the other 2 lads and the other lass go for more booze from the shop and for some reason I didn't go for it I just fingered her dunno why we didn't **** we just didn't

 

[JCballin88]

I was on a kayaking date with a chick and she kept suggesting that we check out what was on the side of the riverbank area (when there was obviously nothing but secluded woods). She also blatantly said "I feel like doing something spontaneous tonight...what time do you have to work tomorrow?"

Now here's where I was mind-****ed. YES I was interested in this girl to a point, but I had already starting developing one-itis for this other chick that was playing hard-to-get, but had agreed to see me the next day. So with all that on my mind I totally froze up and pretty much friend-zoned this chick who turned out to be way cooler than my one-itis.

 

[HolyG]

Hmmm lets see....

nothing

Ah the life of a 21 year old senior in college virgin

 

[Exhumed]

Great topic!

On the first day of college this HB9 asian girl approached me and started flirting hardcore with me...we went to a party that night, she was really nervous and awkward and I didn't get an opportunity to kiss her or anything like that.

So the next night I was going to go to a movie with her and her friends...while we're standing in line she decides she'd rather go back to my dorm and "watch TV" or something. We ended up laying in bed, fully clothed, talking. She puts on music and says it "always makes her horny," starts stroking my d!ck from outside of my pants, tells me to touch her boobs to see how firm they are.

Yeah. I still didn't get it. She got bored, went home, ended up losing interest and rejected me pretty harshly, and I remain a virgin to this day.

But boy did I ever learn! I'll never **** up that badly again. And haven't.

 

[Mike32ct]

My buddy tried to hook me up with a chick at a new years eve party about 6 years ago. The girl was really shy, but had plenty to drink and sat next to me on the couch/sofa. At midnight, I chickened out. It would have been an easy makeout and could have escalated.

We were even put in the same room to sleep. She was on the bed, and I was on the floor in a sleeping bag. She was up reading a magazine. The only words I go out of my AFC mouth was, "Watcha reading?" She didn't respond and just went to sleep.

Another time I met a girl at a club in Vegas. After some dancing, she asked where I was staying and which floor. I told her and explained that my room had a good view. I didn't pursue it and she had to "get back to her friends" shortly after.

Another time I met a chick online and tested out some heavy C&F on her. Finally, I asked her out for a drink. The conversation continued as follows:

HB: I don't want to go out for a drink.
Mike: How about coffee?
HB: I don't want to go out for coffee.
Mike: Well, what do you want?
HB: Just come over.

I went over her apartment. She gave me a complete tour including the bedroom. She also introduced me to her Boston Terrier puppy. I just fluff talked with her and played with the dog. After a while, she asked me to leave because she had to get up early.

I'm much more aware of opportunities now. Just haven't had any in a while.

 

[Matt281]

Picked up a hostess at olive garden and went home with her that night. She even mentioned what kind of birth control she was on and we slept in the same bed.

She said something about not having sex outside of relationships so I didn't really try anything.......

 

[Plinco]

lol, I can't even stand to read these.

 

[RMM]

This kind of topic never ceases to amuse me. Older thread about the same (and a link to one in the Archives that is pure gold):

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=163623

 

[WhitePimp]

I got this girl to blow me when I was in France and I told her that the next night I'd eat her out and fvck her (I was drunk but after I blew my load I just wanted to go to sleep and didn't feel up to sex when I was so tired). She wasn't drunk at all that night and apparently remembered me saying that and the next day, she started talking about how she's gonna fvck the hell out of me that night. I told her I didn't want to anymore. I think at the time I felt I'd already "conquered" this girl and sex would be a waste of time, but nowadays I kind of regret not nailing her. Not to mention the mental damage I probably inflicted on this poor girl for refusing her vagina...I felt horrible after that and still do to this day (this was 3 years ago). But karma has since gotten it's revenge on me...:yes:

And currently, the Dominican cleaning chick at my job wants to fvck me (she's even asked to go to a hotel room on my break) but she's just a little too psycho for me. I want to have sex with her but I think I'm okay with denying d!ck to nutjobs for the sake of a comfortable work atmosphere.

 

[Leporello]

The unfortunate thing is that until fairly recently I was so oblivious i wouldn't even recognize missed opportunities after the fact.

 

[AAAgent]

there was this one girl who was kissing me all over and i kept having to pull her away from me and walk away, she then catches me in the bathroom and throws herself on me and locks the door. I walked away.(she was know to have some type of std) she was probably an hb8.5

Day after my birthday the hb i hooked up with that night asked if i could come over....i was no longer drunk so i told her i was stuck at my friends place and didn't have my car.

my homegirl that i was visiting to pass the time one night got drunk and as everyone was leaving she kicked the last guy out and locked me in her apartment. When my friend tried to open the door to get me, she told him to go away. I was completely sober and not attracted to her.

This other girl told me to come over and sleep in her sisters room, when i said no she told me not to worry and she wouldn't do anything to me. this one was but ugly.

this girl i actually liked told me to sleep on her bed twice which i denied. I was an idiot because i didn't want to sleep on her bed infront of 5 other people. 10 minutes later everyone left and i was sleeping on the floor and she didn't ask me to come up anymore...

 

[wonderbread]

was at my gf at the times house, the only other person there was her grandma. i started fingering her when granny was in another room and we snuck upstairs to continue, i seriously couldnt get wood cause all i could think of was her grandma downstairs hearing us and catching us and got really paranoid and scared. so i just ate her out and fingered her, took a major hit to my psyche cause it was my first sexual experience and i thought i had ED ( dont tho )

 

[horaholic]

Heres one form a year and a half ago. I DEFINITELY should have known better.

I got a phone call at 3am from my ex's best friend. I always wanted her more, but could never go for it. then she got fat, and I forgot about her. Anyway, She was stranded at a hotel after getting in a fight with her frined, and needed a rescue. So, I went and picked her up. We get in my house,a nd she tells me she lost 40 pounds. She is HOT, and has huge titties to boot.

So, we're up talking and she brings something up I did that pissed her off a long time ago, then she threw a glass of water on me. I gave her some shyt, then threw the rest of mine on her back. She gets a smile and says she respects that I did that. Then, she takes her shirt and bra off, and just sits there. She was tellling me how she just broke off her engagement, cuz her fiance cheated on her, and how she's been fvcking her guy friends to get even. (opportunity #2 not capitalized on) So, in a chodely move, i got her a shirt to wear. She then took off her pants and laid on my lap. It was about 5:30 in the morning at this point, and I was dumbfounded cuz it was so unexpected, and for some reason I didnt think I should do it. (This chick is a BPD nutjob too, so it might have been for the best) One time she even grabbed my package and asked why I wasnt hard, and I told her she would have to try a little harder. I said i needed to go to bed, and she could either sleep on the couch or in my bed. She followed me. We cuddled really hard, but I didnt pull the trigger, and I have no idea why. I've always wanted to bang her. I slept for about an hour, then woke up (superhorny, I might add) and was like "WTF am I doing?" I started groping her, and trying to wake her up, but she was out cold. Then I had to go to work.

The next day, as if she were psychic, my ex called both of us. Neither of us had talked to her in months. We didnt know if somehow gossip had gotten back to her or what, cuz I never spoke of this story to this day. She seemed oblivious, so we let it go. I hung out with this chick a week later, hoping for another shot, and we were at a bar, and she brought up her new BF, (go figure) She flirted like mad with me, and kissed me on the neck and claimed it was 'friendly,' and I was like "bullshyt." She said "Im really trying to good this time,' and I said "thats not my problem." yadda, yadda, yadda, her boyfriend showed up. She introduced me, and I was like "I gotta go!" and I was outta there. She's still dating that dude too.

 

[2crudedudes]

I can only write about 1?

here's a few:

1) This chick I'd been going out with on dates (nothing particularly serious, just movies/beach) started asking me how big my d*ck was. At that particular moment in my life I was extremely shy (and apparently retarded) and didn't follow up on it, mainly because I didn't know what to say. We made out often, and I even fingered her, but we never had sex before she had to move away. I recently found her on Facebook, which I figured would be great to get reacquainted, until I found out she's getting married, so... I guess that's done.

2) This girl basically THREW herself at me, told me how much she liked me, etc. She wasn't ugly, but not the best looking either, and me, being the pickiest virgin alive, felt she wasn't "good enough" or something. My friend was head over heels over this chick, and that probably didn't help. Although, to be honest, if I had found her more attractive and my friend liked her, I woulda probably still hit it.

3) Co-worker who I subconsciously wooed (or she was probably just lookin for d*ck, which seems more likely). We'd mess around before work, during lunch, after hours, and even went over to her house (which she shared w. her boyfriend [and future fiancee I believe]). This one was a little trickier, because I actually pursued sex, it just didn't happen. I may have pushed into AFC territory very quickly and even bored her before I had an honest shot.

4) I coulda had ONS w. 2 different chicks. These were situations that were most definitely heading toward sex (naked, kissing, bustin out the condoms, etc) except for some performance issues that stopped me dead on my tracks. That pisses me off so damn much to this day I want to punch a nun. :box:

5) In high school, a friend of mine at the time had a sister who liked me (which was a secret to no one) and he insisted on me taking her to prom (!), but, again, being the pickiest virgin ever, declined and instead went to prom alone. Worst. Decision. Ever. I had fun at prom, but I'm sure it woulda gone a lot better w. a date.

Man, I need a beer....

 

[synergy1]

I can think of one missed with a real smokeshow. Really banging blonde who was at the gym like 8 days a week. She was with a b/f whom I also knew too. We were on great terms, but as friends. Things went south between the two, and all of our friends were putting moves on her like whoa. One dude even got burnt getting a fake tan to impress her.

One night, We all went out to the bar to hang out with her, friends, and more friends. As always I see more of my friends show up, and even they start putting moves on her. As the night went on, she told me she had a new camera that we should go check out in her appt. I oblige, and basically didn't even go for it. Yes, I drop the ball at the end zone after a epic hail mary tom brady pass, and didn't do one fvcking thing to get w/ her. I thought that making her wait would be better, but with this hot chick it was a dumb idea.

We all have moments in life where we say to ourselves 'lesson learned'. This was a big one for me.

 

[Darko J.]

I stayed at a girls house and we we were both sitting on her bed next to eachother. I started talking about some girl that I was after and didn't like me.

Just like the movie Swingers.

 

[radiodude]

Back in college, shortly after I turned 21, there was a girl I had classes with and who I'd hang out with every once in a while. This chick invited me out a few times with her and her friends, even mentioned when the weather got warmer I needed to go out to a nearby lake with her and her friends some night to go 'skinny dipping'. She was into me, touching, fliriting, etc. Nothing ever happened though.


I had a GF at the time and things started going bad between us. Well, one Saturday night I got a call from the other girl. She was just hanging out at her place alone.

I decided I wanted to go out and have beer. So I said let's hit the bar after I got off my shift at midnight. I picked her up and we head out to the bar where we had a few beers. It was getting toward closing time and she mentioned picking up a some alcohol and heading back to her place. So we did. Got back there, we go into her bedroom where she puts some rap music on, lights up a joint and sits on her bed next to me. Then things just got melow and quiet except for the music. Nothing happened.


A short time later, I jump up and head out. She was distant and quiet for the next couple weeks after that. A while later we started hanging out again and by then she had some other guy she was seeing. We were talking one day and she says she was "all good to go that night and what happened.....?"

I had experience already but something that night just froze me up.

I admitted I was confused by how quiet she got and she said that was because she was getting high and waiting for me to make the first move.....

 

[SmoothTalker]

I figure a single bump won't hurt.