Most obvious sex opportunity you blew?

horaholic

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I almost blew my shot when I first met my ex. I met her, she gave me her number, and the next night we met up for drinks. She is portuguese, ans is hard to understand sometimes. She kept saying "I am really goo, right here." She meant she liked me, but I took it as she wanted to stay in the bar, and she threw me off. She actually told me to have some confidence, and at one point even grabbed my package like "Do I have to spell it out for you dumbass?" Finally I was like "Do you wanna go to my house?" she was like "YES. Duh! Its about time."

We go to my house, and she suggested we take a shower together. I was amazed. She got naked and was so hot I thought i was dreaming. Tan skin, perfect ass, shaved (tight!) pvssy, peirced ****, in the shower together. We got out, and were in the middle of serious foreplay, and I wasnt quite hard enough, and she stopped and said "CONDOM!" Like a dumbass I tried to put it on before I was ready, and the whole process failed. AND IT WAS MY ONLY CONDOM. I got wierded out, thinking I just blew it with the hottest chick I've ever been with. She was like "Its ok, we get another one." and I was freaking out, and totally made her uncomfortable, and finally she said she had to leave. I was SO bummed out.

Luckily, she gave me another chance a couple weeks later, and we did it right, and I've been banging her for five years now, on and off FB's.
 
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