Most obvious come-on that was missed

[Nicholas Hill]

reformedafc, you had elements of challenge in that post, but over time it translated to AFCness, at least from the perspective of the chick.

Here's one of mine, this last summer:

In work, me and this girl had been fooling around a little (cuddling, hand holding etc, it was an AFC summer). Every day we'd spend a break together and this one time I asked her to go to break again and we found this (hardly) quiet area.

I started with a massage and fondled her clothed breasts a little, then moved my hand slowly "down". Her breathing slowed, she was completely still.

I looked at the watch, noticed it was xx:47 and said "oh no, we're two minutes late! We better go!"

AGRRRRRRRRRR

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[vectorz]

Originally posted by Take No Dirt:
Great topic, Sir_Chancealot!

When I was 28 years old, I decided to get braces for my teeth so I had to undergo X-rays, getting moulds of my teeth done and photographs.

Well, this delectable brunette gal (a 9.0) with a flashy smile asked me to stand against the wall so she could take a side view photo of me. She teasingly said to me "I always get the really tall guys!" Being it was my pre-DJ days, I didn't offer a reply. In thinking back, she may have been thinking "if he's so tall, then his c**k is probably big as well". I simply blew it!

Sorry to tell you this, but I don't think this was a come on. I think she meant you're tall it's hard to take your picture.

 

[vectorz]

Originally posted by Juan_Man:
Her: "So, what are you doing tonight?"

Me: "I'm just going to surf the net for a bit, eat some left over pizza, and call it a night."

Her: "Okay. I'll talk to you later."

Me: "Later." (with a George Dubya-like expression)

I've noticed the "so what are you doing.. blah blah" is a dangerous mixed message. A LOT of the time when they're asking, they're just trying to make conversation, sometimes only to be friendly. I can't think how many times I've misread this one. Think about it, how many times has your guy friends asked you "so what are you doing blah blah".

 

[Nicholas Hill]

Don't insult Sir Chance. You're a newbie, with 14 posts. Sir Chance is a master DJ, well established here.




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[vectorz]

Sorry, wasn't meant to be an insult. Just posting an opinion. That's why there's that 'THINK' disclaimer.

 

[bitrot]

Originally posted by Nicholas Hill:
Don't insult Sir Chance. You're a newbie, with 14 posts. Sir Chance is a master DJ, well established here.

I can't tell if you think you're being elitist or if you're sucking up to Chance, but either way chill out

 

[vectorz]

Originally posted by JPR:
I think my'n is one of worst up there, I am still kicking myself for it all these years later. I had a very good opportunity to loose my viriginity to two chicks at once and I blew it. Here is the lowdown:

I was in NY with my folks visting their friends. All the adults left the night and me and their kid and his sister were left alone for the enight. We were all about the same age 15-16. As the evening went on the sisters brother went to sleep and I stayed up to watch TV. Around midnight the sister returns with her friend who was really good looking. They join me on the couch and start teasing me and wrestle the remote away. They then proceed to flip to a Playboy channel and watch a hardcore flick. (everyone in NY has a cable descrambler

) Looking back on it I think they were realy horny and must have been trying to get me going as well. Now to top it off they start wrestling with me trying to get my clothes

They did manage to get some of it off

Looking back at it now I am sure all they wanted that night is for me to f-uk both of their brains out. I was a virgin at the time and I think they were too. I think what scared me off was the fact that their brother might wake up and/or that both sets of parents might return at any time. There is nothing worse then getting caught by a chick's dad screwing her in his place

Anyhow this was a once in a lifetime opportunity and I blew it

OMG I feel for you. This is a "Penthouse Letters" quality type of story. At least you HAD the opportunity. I've never even heard of anything this good.

 

[vectorz]

OOh just thought of a good one. Was at Saddle Ranch off of Sunset in Hollywood last month. Saw some HB9 blondies, but too scared to approach. Later that night walked outside towards Miyagi's, talking on my cell and the HB9's walking past me, one of them yelled out "Hey, it's that cute guy from Saddle Ranch" and the other yells "Hey cutie, you don't need to CALL me , I'm right here!". Stupidly, I just nod and keep talking on my cell and than it occurred to me 1 minute later what had just happened. I than find them 1/2 hour later, but they seemed extremely un-interested now. Maybe they were just teasing. I dunno but I think it's something if I acted on during the moment, would've been fruitful.

 

[StriderTen]

Like many other folks my list on this subject is long. But here is the worse of all of them. I was in my sophomore year in high school & she was a serious. We were alone writing our "make-up" test with only a table & chairs in a room.

Here's the dialog:

Her: "You know we're alone here and nobody will be here for hours" (with a smile while winking)

Me: "Yeah, I know" (thinking that she was thinking of cheating on the test)

I kick myself on the balls everytime I think of it

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"Don't screw up the best thing in your life, just because you are a little unsure of who you are" - The Family Man

"...the universe will expand then it'll collapse back on itself.... It will repeat this process forever.... Everything will be as it is now.... Every mistake you mde you will live through again and again forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around because this time is all you have" - K-Pax

 

[OzzyBoy]

I once had this hot one come to the door when I was a pizza delivery driver wearing just her underwear. She asked me to come inside and put the boxes on the table which i did. She said thanks and asked me if I wanted a piece of pizza. I knew exactly what she wanted because I had been reading this site and I could just tell by the look in her eyes

I smiled and looked her directly in the eyes and said sorry but I have to go or I will be late with other deliveries. I got a smile back from her and she said thats okay, have a good night. Not too bad hey? Man that would have been alright.

[This message has been edited by OzzyBoy (edited 12-01-2002).]

 

[BrWnSugaMan]

She was just trying to get the pizza for free. Women use their beauty and sexuality to there advatage because they can. They sucker many AFC's this way.

They show a little ass and the AFC thinks that he might get some so he does everything he can to please her.

Be a little more careful next time.

 

[The Soulman]

She says "Do you want to go to the cinema"
I goes "Ach!" before running around in small circles...

Not really a missed come on (I did learn after thaat she was definatly serious) it was a missed opportunity...

 

[Vronski]

This is me, 8 months ago. Just started with sosuave and is still an AFC. I had a hard case of one-itis with this girl, she beautiful and smart. We met at a party and she asked if I have a gf. I said no. Anyway, we've been hanging out as friends, I sit at the cafeteria she approaches with a friend.

Her:so how are you??
(I was so freaking nervous around her for some reason)
Me: I'm ok, normal.
Her: Just normal?
Me: (desperately trying to think of something) Yeah.... umm.... just normal.
Her: So, what's normal???
Me: umm... nothing much everything as usual? How are you?
her: Oh, I am not so good. The relationships... they are so crappy. Just cant seem to find the right guy. I wish I had one. (plays with her hair, looks at me 99% of the time)
her:Now you try something like this. How are you???
me: Ummmm, i'm ok.

Why was I such an idiot??? lol


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[Brazilian_Blues_Boy]

This thread is so money man !
I think we learn more here than in half of the posts of the Bible.

Well, let me bump it and tell my stupid mistakes...

1 - 3 years ago... a MODEL ! I was totally AFC, and the chick was really into me and stuff, giving me looks, kino and innuendos, but I was so nervous and insecure that I didn't even hold her hands.
I'd call her everyday, and stay hours talking to her !!
Then one day, I went to a party she asked me, and saw her with another guy. Man, that hurted. But it's over. I learned a few things.

2 - One and a half year ago, I went out with my last case of one-itis.
I was a nice guy back then. Asked her out 1 one hour in advance on ICQ, then she accepted, me being so stupid asked 3 buds to go there with me !

And I was very late, so she kept waiting me for like, 1 hour or more !
Then, AFC behavior! Me and my friends started mocking her.
We went upstairs to get something to eat (I was at the mall) and she asked me to go see "What Women Want" . I said :

" No, if we go see the movie I won't have the money to drink a milk-shake. "

Her: " Come on I really wanna see it !! "

" No, I'll get a milk-shake "

She kept insisting but eventually gave up and I stood there drinking my f*cking milk-shake !!
She's a 9!
How stupid I was !!!
I still knock my head on the wall sometimes.
Then after that, one-itis, huge fight, she started dating other guy one week after the fight, and they're boy&girl friends since then!

And only two months ago I finally got me rid of this one-itis !

But we're friends, and now she's my guinea pig
Every now and then I try some basic SS sh!t on her.
But nothing too serious... one-itis sucks...

BBB

 

[rben69]

Damn I Hate It When That Happens!

There is only a few I can think of at the moment, but I know theres more than that

1. At a friends party a while ago and his sister and her friend went for a walk and since it was the middle of the night I went with them to make sure they were allright, anyway after walking for a bit she was telling me she wants to be a stripper and that I could work as her bodyguard and later linked arms with me and said lets go ****, and later I said we better go back and she goes first we will **** and then go home, but since she was drunk and I was worried what my friend would think I did nothing (F*%&$*&@*!@#!) Damn I regret that so much now! The next morning she like totally ignored me damn it!

2. Last week I went out with friends and went to a supermarket to get a drink, there was this group of girls and one starts talking to me "Excuse me, wheres some good places to go in this town", I just said "Well it's a bit boring" and asked where she was from and that and then said seeya and left, (F%*& AGAIN) I kind of realized but I was with my friends so I couldnt do anything because I'm the only one with their liscence so I was the one driving.

3. Girl at the gym, looks at me and smiles and when I walk past later says hi, and I go and talk to her a bit but I didn't ask for her number, Beacuse I thought oh well I'll just see her in a few days and I'll ask then, but I didn't see her again for ages and she was cold the next time I saw her

4. About a year ago at a party at my cousins, I met one of her friends, this was back when I had no idea at all. Anyway I discovered she had a BF so didn't try anything, but she hugged me a few times, put her hand on my leg and I whenever I got up and sat down I sat a bit closer to her each time (Ok I did try that) and she didn't mind, by the end of the night we were sitting real close together. And at the end of the night she hugged me goodbye.

5. Working at the supermarket I work at this girl who used to goto my school comes up smiling tons, real happy and says hi what school do you goto (Im not sure if she recognized me or not since ive lost tons of weight and might of been seeing if it was me) And today she was in the gym and says hows it going and I just ask how her xmas was and thats about it, she was there with her brother and left soon after

Well that's about all I can think of now, but I'm sure theres tons more! Next time I just F*%&IN can't miss the signals!

-Ben

 

[De La Soul]

"Can I sit on your lap?"

LOL

 

[Aztec]

Statements from women:

"When can I come over to your place."

"You promised me a full body massage."

For the more subtle ones in the beginning of the courting dance:

Sitting next to me in class, talking and smiling to me more frequently than before and ocassional body part brushing against me.

When I try to look back and think about it objectly, she rarely spoke to me and when my "don't give a sht" attitude went up, that's when she started displaying these behaviors. It dawned on me that I was missing those signals. Part of me wanted to hire someone to kick my ass for not getting the signals, but then it's a learning process. Gotta deal with it, right?

 

[aerodynamyk]

haha

I'm in high school, and during my junior year i'm talking to one of my friends, and just when I turn around some girl I knew bumps into me and says "hey watch out"
being the brat I am I bump her again with my butt and she smiles and says "screw you". and i say "no thanks"
and she says "then screw me". (playful smile. bites lip) i just stood there looking at her. (she was like a 9.5)

 

[seloifter]

gotta bump this up.....

btw..... I think alot of these aren't really missed come-on's....... they're nice stories but the "meaning behind waht the girls REALLY wanted" are kinda exaggerated in alot of 'em.......
ahh well, still love to read this ****

 

[Diamond Detective]

When I was a junior in high school we had a hockey game across the state. Before the came, I noticed three hot girls looking at me and I didn't think much of it. As I was getting my gear on, a vital strap broke and I had to get a replacement as soon as possible. I finished suiting up and walked back through the packed lobby to find my parent's so they could get the part for me.

She and her friends were standing there and one was hitting on my team mate and this one girl made really good eye contact with me. They were next to the police arcade and she had the fake gun, pointed it at me, shot, and then blew and gave me a wink.

I figured she had problems, little did I realize it was ME.