Most obvious come-on that was missed

[RaMar]

The day after I asked this girl out in first period she said lets go outside. So we went outside her friend came too. Then get this her friend realized what my girlfriend wanted to do and left. I was really not into it and we just like stood there for 5 minutes and then i said im going back inside and went inside

man, what an opertunity

 

[KingBeef]

bump

 

[RioBravo]

Yea, one of my buddies actually got kissed by a girl, tongue, ass grabbing, you name it. When asked why he didn't go for it he says, "she doesn't like me like that."

Moron.



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"Aye, well you can't do much damage with that can you...perhaps it should have been rule of wrist."

 

[remedy]

This one I could tell I was in, but she came on so strong I just shat myself...

We were in a strip club as guests and were introduced to these 2dancers, one of them (a 9 at least) gave me like super long eye contact the whole time and was like " oh, you've got nowhere to stay tonight? you should come back with us..." So I actually did say yes and we ended up back at theirs. She takes a shower and her mates are sayin stuff like "she never takes a shower after work normally..(wink)" She even showed me her shaven pvssy!! we had a kiss and a cuddle but then when she went to bed I just sat there like a fvckin pr1ck, then we left in the morning an never saw them again! I could have fvcked her brains out that night and my mates still havent let that one go...

Boll0cks!

 

[JohnJones]

A pretty girl I had consulted with about the attempted seduction of another girl in my first year of college asked on a Friday night "would you like to mess around with me" ...Oh, the dangers of one-itis.

 

[Sir Shags Alot]

I was at a party this chick invited me to. Her bf was out of town. THe party is breaking up, I begin to leave she comes running out. I knew she wanted me, she was an 8, and actually had a part time modeling contract. She says "Please stay I want someone to hang out with when everyone leaves"

I leave, I thought she had a boyfriend and I was responsible to take 2 of my friends home! I could still kick my own ass for this one! She basicly told me she wanted to fvck.....that was the last time I have seen her!

 

[EMB82]

Man, what a great thread... I was LOLing several times. I've got a few to add.

In my first year of college, there was one girl in my dorm that I was friendly with. One day, I wanted to go eat dinner but no one was around. Since I hate eating by myself, I needed to find someone and I knocked on her door.

"Want to go have dinner?" I asked. "Who else is going?" she asked. "Just you and me," I answered all normally. She looked a little flustered and then said she'd go. I was very happy because now I had someone to eat with. On the way to the dining hall, and during dinner, she seemed a little quieter than usual, kind of shy and nervous. I thought nothing of it and acted normally.

A week later, she came to my room and asked if I wanted to go rock climbing. "Who else is going?" I asked. "Just you and me," she said. "Ok!" I answered. I had meant to go rock climbing at the school gym but hadn't at this point. The funny thing was that she didn't want to climb... she just wanted to watch me do it. I wondered why she'd ask me to go w/ her if she wasn't going to do it, and then I realized that she liked me. I could have gone for her, but I was transferring in two months, so I decided not to make any move - at the time, I thought it wrong to mess around w/ a girl that it was not possible to have a relationship with.

There's been other times where I've been completely at ease with girls by reason of not being into them and that resulting them in liking me. One was a really hot black girl in my building last year. Since I don't go for black girls, I was always confident and humorous around her - no danger of choking up and being nervous when you're not trying to impress the girl! She was always coming over to talk me, sitting near me, smiling in my presence. I never made a move because I thought we were too different to have a relationship (character-wise more than skin color). One time, she put her arm around me. I was startled, so I said, "wha..?" "Oh, I'm sorry," she said and quickly withdrew it. Now I think I would've gone for it. It's ok, there will be plenty more opportunities to come.

 

[djmanagement]

HA! THIS IS BAD! REALLY FVCKING BRILLIANT!

Was 18 years old and my girlfriend at the time told me over the phone that she started having dreams about "us"

I'm thinkin "Thats great...what were we doing going to the zoo" LOL ....Later she says that she's thinking of me right now and then and wants be to come down to her house to have sex for the first time becasue she's lying on her bed touching herself and is ready (we were both virgins at the time)

I simply told her the truth that I didn't have the bus fair and it was too far away (1/2 an hour to 45 min) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LIVE AND LEARN! (I'm 24 and still to this day never been with a virgin and probably never will)

 

[vonbock]

shoot, i remember this one chick dropped her at her apartment after a date. I hugged she left her door open while i hugged her. Then she stood there with the door open. hmmm, I ownder what if

 

[Fragem]

Any of you guys seen Fight Club. The main character missed so many obvious come on's it isn't funny.

 

[The_King]

Guys

Hear this, dropping a chick off at her house after a date...she says

"I don't like catholics...they don't like sex"

My reply...was just to let her get out of the car and walk to her house!. How dumb was I?..you need not answer!!

We live and learn...

 

[Ricardo]

This is a hilarious ****ing thread

Well one time in high school a girl grabbed me in the hallway after an after school event and said You are so cute. All I could say was thanks!

At the time I was an AFC and walked away. I had such low confidence in me that I thought she was kidding. Her friend came up and said yeah she really means it. Like a dumbass I said OK.

I can't believe it. I could post for a while how many dumb mistakes I made. About times girls gave me so many looks and I didn't act on it.

Uggh
If we could only turn back time!

 

[recruiter]

Groan.

"My grandmother died, and my dad hugged my mom. My aunt hugged my uncle. And there I was, with no one to hug."

 

[azn_dj11]

I was working cashier. when a women needed help to find someting in the back of the store.. then she said she was feeling hot..
then igot nervous and she ask for a kiss. but i was too scared to get fired. DAMM
i was a wuss!!!!
she ask for my # but i was too fo a wuss for her.!!!!

 

[future dj]

before i found this site

i was on a flight from LA to NY. This hot chick moves her leg next to mine, which is more than 1/2 way into my space. i think it was an accident and dont do much even though she leaves it there for 30mins. She them proceeds to takes it away and puts in next to my leg again for another 30 mins. i dont do anything.
She finally withdraws her leg and has this disgusted look on her face.
and then i get it

 

[Professor]

During my university years I noticed one girl (about 7 in my scale) taking long, long looks at me whenever I went by her.

Then one day I was leaving the university and was unlocking my bike when she just came there and said something like "How long will you still be here ( at the university)? Because you shatter my peace of mind." And then she walked away, before I had time to answer anything!

Then some time later I got an e-mail from her. I have no idea where she got my name and e-mail address... Anyway, she wrote in her e-mail that she could even sell her mother, if that would make her get me for just one day. My reply: "Thank you for the compliment" Ahhahaaa

OMG, she would have been such an easy case, but I was such an AFC then that I didn't dare to do anything. I haven't seen her since...

 

[Nicholas Hill]

Ohh, I want to add this to the Bible soon, simply because its too darn funny!! And longstanding!

Nick

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The NEW DJ BIBLE

 

[Hedgehog]

OMG, this topic is sooooooo funny.

Once back in school, I was home alone for about a month (parents were abroad). One day a classmate shows up with an excuse. We talk for some time, etc'. At some point she teaches me to say "I would like to have sex with you." in french. I was really impressed and told her that it is cool. Hmmm...

 

[reformedafc]

Mine is extremely embarassing...

This one chick used to do lots of things but I was too AFC and clueless (and a virgin) to do anything about it. She had said she just wants to be friends, somehow I took that to heart and never physically tried to advance it out of the friends zone. We were constantly together, she probably called me twice as much as I called her, and we had a helluva lot of chemistry, and she constantly talked about sex. Here is the list:

- Party at her place, everyone was drunk, everyone else left. She and I skinny dipping, me giving her a nude massage back and front, her getting very turned on (heavy breathing, flushing, I could smell her), didn't fvck her. Hell, didn't even touch her on the naughty places.

- Went out with her and a friend of hers, lotsa drinks, I was rubbing her neck on the way home (she in front seat, me in back, friend driving), she started sucking my fingers. Got home, friend left, she changed into her bikini in front of me, went to the hot tub, went and got breakfast. I never even tried.

- Used to ALWAYS do stripteases for me, got completely naked most times, rubbing all over me, never made my move.

- Sitting on couch, her in front of me leaning against my chest, me giving her a neck massage. She TAKES MY HAND OFF HER SHOULDER AND PUTS IT ON HER BREAST and I feel her up for a while. Anything more? Of course not...

- Fooled around a few times (after I got a bit of a clue), gave her oral without even asking anything in return. Didn't get anything in return.

Tell you what, she must have really wanted me and had incredible patience, this went on for a YEAR. An entire year and me without a clue or too afraid of "loosing her" or "messing up our friendship". Ended up falling madly in love with her, but by this time she considered me either a loser, thought I didn't want her, or gay. Talked about it a few times, gave me the friends lines, actually said "best friend", said I was afraid of sex, said she thought of me as her brother, etc. We stopped talking a few months after that, she started screwing a new guy, did him on the second date I think.

Damn that one hurt. And the thing that hurt most about it is that it was all my fault. I still fear running into her (or her friends, who knows what she has told them) out on the town. Live and learn.


[This message has been edited by reformedafc (edited 11-27-2002).]

 

[KingBeef]

Keep the thread alive!!! This is my second post....

A few years ago during my afc days, girl from work invited me back to her apartment for a "study lesson," the only thing was there was absolutely no studying involved, whatsoever. For the whole 30 minutes she constantly stared into my eyes with a great smile and asked me nothing but my dating past and ex girls. I was so frightened that i made some lame excuse to leave and went straight home thinking she was weird or something...DOAH!!!!!!

- KingBeef