Most obvious come-on that was missed

[PiMpJuIcE]

lavion

okay eighth there was this chick named lavion who sweated me everyday. She would grab my ****, blow in my ear, and whisper she wanted to skip school with me everyday to ****. Being the ***** that i was i avoided her for the whole year because i was kinda afraid of sex. I didnt deserve a **** at that point...

 

[The Professional]

What a coincidence that this thread was bumped up again. I just had an episode occur to me half an hour ago.

I just got off work at 7, and as I was driving out of the parking lot I stopped at a red light. When out of nowhere I heard a girl's voice shout something I didn't quite hear well, but it was something like "Hey babe". I turned around to see if it was anyone I knew. It wasn't. But there were two girls in car beside me just smiling and looking straight at me. I couldn't help but smile back. However, since this sorta thing doesn't happen to me very often(read: almost never) I didn't quite know how to react. My first instinct was to drive off(I know it's a moronic thing to do, but gimme a break, I'm a total amateur at this and I panicked). Which I did try to do but the light was still red, so I just let my car creep a couple feet forward as the girls followed right beside me still looking at me. I just kept on smiling in disbelief that girls were actually coming on to me.

A moment later the turned green and I sped off towards the freeway. But they followed beside me and shouted something again like "Don't run away". I looked over still smiling but I couldn't think of a single word to say. So I just looked forward again and turned off onto the freeway away from them still in utter awe.

This little incident sure gave me an ego boost, but I still can't help feeling that I should have done something more. Maybe if I go out more often, this kinda thing will happen more?

 

[A1SteakSauce]

I was staying at my friend's house. We went to a party with his sister, I guess I was 21 and she was 19. She didn't show any interest in me until I had a couple of drinks and started friendly harrassing her a bit, then she was all over me. Head on my shoulder on the way home. Then, the "I think I got something in my eye, can you look" once we got back (she was not American, they get this from the movies). Then, she took a shower in the guest bathroom across from my room and borrowed my shower slippers. Then she knocked on the door to give them back. But, I didn't open it, b/c I thought it was wrong to "take advantage" of my friend's sister. So next thing you know another friend of mine has returned from the same trip next summer bragging about his exploits with guess who! I did him the favor of never mentioning my own opportunities.

But, goddam, looking back that is just one of a hundred stories like that I could tell you. So many women I could have fukked. So many. And I thought it was wrong to take advantage of them ! Talk about a grade A faggot with a messed up head. I'm so glad my parents raised me to be a precious good little prince without a ****. :-(

A1

 

[Jay26]

Okay, thinking of this one still hurts...

The scene was I went to lunch with this really hot chick a week after I started at a new company (she went on to become a model no less).

Anyway, so we're eating and the subject turns to sex, in particular bl0wjobs and what she thinks of them..

So she's like looking at me and smiling, licks her lips a little and says: "mmmm, sounds like fun".

Meanwhile she's stroking the bottle she'd been drinking out of up and down (I didn't actually think people did that in real life, but there ya go)

She proceeded to tell how she will swallow and so on, all the time looking me in the eye and still stroking the damn bottle.

course I was clueless back then, did sweet F.A. and she lost interest soon after. I later found out through her friend that she was into me but wondered why I didn't make a move.

What could I say I was an idiot!

 

[digitalrat]

Man, No wonder girls don't make moves on guys.

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by crazykid
Ok, mine won't take the cake, but it is up there...about three years ago, I kept inviting this girl over when my parents weren't home to watch movies (she and I are friends, known each other our whole lives.) Well, during the movies, she'd always get REAL close and lay her head down on my lap and whatnot. Another time, there was a bet if I could drink a gallon of milk in an hour and there was actual money on it. I couldn't and I put the money into my front pocket and she reaches in, takes the money out, then puts her hand back in and starts rubbing me...Later on, she wrestles me to the ground, gets on top of me, and leans in to kiss me...I turn my head.

A month later, she invites me over to play pool at her house when her parents aren't home. I go over and we play for a little bit but she keeps giving me these looks...found out later that her dream is to have sex on a pool table for her first time (D'OH!!) Then we go into the barn and just hug and she goes "I want to do something right now that would be really great." So she pulls back to kiss me...I point out that it's raining and get nothing...

Next screw up involving her...we were on the phone and her and her boyfriend were having a "seperation time" and she goes "I hope this means I can date other people." She even sent me a letter saying "I hope I can see you soon." I just sent a letter back saying that I don't know what I'm doing this summer...

Shoot me, please...

I wont just shoot you, I'll fukking cut you up in pieces.

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by Hemilaya_Playa
This one's pretty bad... When i was a freshman, this hot girl sat behind me in Spanish class. She was a junior and she was realll attracted to me.... know I know but then I didn't. Anyways, she and I used to talk about sex CONSTANTLY! I even asked her if she knew where the ****oris was. Of course she showed me..... on paper that is. She used to rub my back and play with my ears, but me being a freshman... I was scared of the pu55y. She graduated, and my d-ick stayed dry.
Next case in point, this year, her sister gives even stronger signals to me. She is 3 years younger than her sister, and just as hot. She always grabs my ass and says I'm sexy. She even kisses me on the cheeck and forehead. We were talking one day ans she told me.... I would do anything for you. All i could say was that's cool. And do you know why that is? She has a motherf-uckin boyfriend. Son of a.....

Give her this smooth line.

"Fukk your boyfriend biitch, I just want some ass"

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by Drow
I wasn't going to share this but..

Ok so this last summer... Me and this pretty damn hot girl had been hanging out for a couple weeks and she lived in the next town like 25 minutes away. Her car broke down and I usually ended up giving her a ride to work and back to my town to hang out (yea i was an AFC..). Anyways, I play it cool and she admits that she likes me and I of course get freaked out and don't know what to do. I confess I like her too and blah, blah..

So she tells me of all her bad relationships in the past and how she has never had a good bf and no one ever gets her flowers. So naturally I go to pick her up the next day I have flowers for her.. I know, I know. So one night after I drop her off at her house she invites me in and we start messing around a little and I had pretty much zero experience before this but am trying to act natural.. I try to "go for IT" and she tells me she's not ready for sex.. damn so close.

So the next weeks that ensue I go around buying her gifts and doing typical (extreme) nice guy stuff.

and SOMEHOW I get another chance. We are messing around again and she tells me "You know, I've been thinking.. you know how I said I didn't want sex.. well I've changed my mind."

AND I SAY in all my niceguyis patheticus, "You know I've been thinking about it too, and I think we should wait a little longer.."

Her reply, "No one's ever turned me down before.. ..well, I got to get to sleep now. I work early tommorow"

I quickly fled the scene.

The next day her car magically fixed itself and she made it clear that I was just "too nice of a guy for her"..

and well, that really sucked



.Drow

I read that and when I read the punchline, I just frooze. I'm listening to music right now with a good beat and my feet are moving up and down and just moving to the music. But when I read that, I just frooze and was stunned. What a shame. Atleast you saw youre mistake.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

Mines aren't as bad as most of you guys posts.... but here goes...

On about 3 seperate occasions I held EC with HB8.5 for about 5 str8 seconds, and then she would walk up right next to me, leaver her friends and just linger, and I just stood there, doing nothing. Other times more alpha people would initiate kino with her and she would look and if she when she saw me she would break kino.

This same chick (HB8.5) was walking with her friend (HB6) one day who says
HB6: Hey Microphone Fiend, HB8.5 was talking about you all lesson
HB8.5: (blushing) So, you were talking about ...(notice the other HB not denying it!)
Microphone Fiend: Uh... Ok (trying to look cool and act like this happens all the time, and walks away)

Then on other occasions I'd like catch her staring, and then she would put her head down out of frustration because of my cowardice or whatever and get real sad, and although I kinda knew about state-matching, seeing her depressed because of (obviously) me made me feel like "Hey maybe I do have a chance," and I start grinning like a crazy loser

Yea, n e wayz this is the same chik in all of these post and so one day I get bored and find ASF and the next day or so I find out she has a bf..... F*cken irony!!!!!!!

I guess this worked out for the best because when I start using all my newly accquired knowledge I don't need a gf holdin me back. ( my twisted attempt of accepting failure )

 

[Oxide]

this post is money. read it and relaize what an idiot you are when you are not acting natural...acting like a MAN.


You can find my mistakes in this thread, and im glad they happened, becuase now i realize everything that girl is trying to do, and it is my pick if i want to sleep with her or not...

 

[Imbrondir]

So you guys think you are stupid, missing all these kinds of signals? Well, here's mine...

I was on a third date on a friday. I was trying to get some heavy kino going. Then while I was caressing her hand, for some reason I took her hand to my shoulder (Have no idea why). She seemed to like it. Then she took my hand to her her shoulder, making it slide lower down to the tit. Suddenly she started talking about she was a virgin, and she planned to be so untill after marriage. But she wanted to do something that weekend, watch a movie (private) or something.

Now all I thought about was waiting only one day to see her wouldn't be much of a challenge. So I convinced her I had to do something else. Next time I called (1 week later - damn you doc love), she didn't even respond my phone call.

Alright, mine wasn't exactly a come'on. But this was something I was doing AFTER I had read this thread. Clearly some missed opportunity *sigh*

 

[Squy]

Originally posted by The Professional
What a coincidence that this thread was bumped up again. I just had an episode occur to me half an hour ago.

I just got off work at 7, and as I was driving out of the parking lot I stopped at a red light. When out of nowhere I heard a girl's voice shout something I didn't quite hear well, but it was something like "Hey babe". I turned around to see if it was anyone I knew. It wasn't. But there were two girls in car beside me just smiling and looking straight at me. I couldn't help but smile back. However, since this sorta thing doesn't happen to me very often(read: almost never) I didn't quite know how to react. My first instinct was to drive off(I know it's a moronic thing to do, but gimme a break, I'm a total amateur at this and I panicked). Which I did try to do but the light was still red, so I just let my car creep a couple feet forward as the girls followed right beside me still looking at me. I just kept on smiling in disbelief that girls were actually coming on to me.

A moment later the turned green and I sped off towards the freeway. But they followed beside me and shouted something again like "Don't run away". I looked over still smiling but I couldn't think of a single word to say. So I just looked forward again and turned off onto the freeway away from them still in utter awe.

This little incident sure gave me an ego boost, but I still can't help feeling that I should have done something more. Maybe if I go out more often, this kinda thing will happen more?

HAhhahaaha yeah maybe.

 

[Da Greek]

My good friend is the night watchman at the neighborhood high school.He gave me a key so I could go swimming whenever I wanted to.When I was 21,there was a girl who wanted me to give her swimming lessons.Fine,I never thought anything of it.
I told her that some of my friend would be there,so she could bring some of her friends as well.

I was trying to give her lessons.She kept telling me to hold her so she wont sink.I told her to have more faith in herself.Out of the blue,she tells me that she wants to see me do the backstroke.
I gave her a lecture about how she should learn the basics before tackling something that complicated.Afterwords,my friends nearly beat my a$$ for being so stupid.

 

[Paradox]

bump

 

[T.T. Boy]

Originally posted by Itsatisfies
I had a HOT a$$ female friend of mine tell me that I could grab her breast and play with them if I wanted too. God I wish I wasn't such an afc back then. She's now married with a kid.

That's her misfortune. Be glad the brat wasn't yours.

 

[SamePendo]

bored to hell

I got locked up in my house thanks to my aunt, thats why im here and not going on with my life guys (Many of you need to unplug and live)... But oh well:

This was recently, I go to this semi-seminar at a university. Its more like a class. At first there the it was 50-50 in gender distribution, but now im the only man there. Well, there was this girl who tried to start conversation with me (she wasnt, isnt, the only one to try to start conversations). Well, it came to a point when this specific girl called me and I, honestly concentrated in the.. class.. ignored her. That I absolutely got, I knew she wanted me bad. Well the same day she called me several times without answer, she proceeded to invite me for some coffee. I was sooo tired, hadnt got any sleep. I denied her offer. She insisted twice again, and, I denied her invitation twice.
I thought she had noticed I was sleepy .
Next class she tried to hook me up again, and I, conciously ignored-denied her. As a result, that was her last day there.

 

[ShortyBrown]

I missed two in the space of ten minutes.

At an autograph session last year at the champ car event in Surfers Paradise the following occured:


Missed come on #1: Whilst standing in line one of the drivers spotted me and gave me a smile and a wave. I thought he must've been waving at someone else, so I ignored it.

Missed come one #2: When I got to the top of the line, Driver #1(another guy from the first) asked me about my camera and then tried to set me up on a date with the Driver #2 sitting next to him. (exact words from D#1- "take my friend here out on a date, he needs some love") Later got a pic with driver#2 and I was too intimidated to make a move!

live and learn.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Wow this thread kicks a-ss, let me add my AFC knowledge to it.

3 years ago, an incredibly hot MILF walks in to my work. I use to work at a vitamin store and it was completely dead all the time. So its just me and her and I'm checking her out. She was wearing a tight jean jacket that was buttoned all the way up except for the top 2 buttons. When I was helping her out I looked at her clevage and noticed that she had fake tits. This girl was only 5'1 100lbs. So I tried to focus on making a sale and not stare at her tits. We started chatting and before I knew it she was in the store for 1.5 hours!!! She picked up a small item and we walked to the register. At this point my mind was begging my mouth to say something more flirty to her so I did. I said the most AFC comment ever, I said "So you obiviously have implants, right?" What she did next floored me. She smiled and goes "yeah and I love 'em." While she was saying this, she unbuttoned her jacket and was wearing a super tight white top underneath. There was no bra so I could totally see her tits. She grabbed her tits and put them on the counter and just smiled at me. She then told me how she just broke up with her boyfriend, and then she says, "by the way he was only 21." She then asked me my name and complimented my physique. She then asked me wear I worked out and said we should work out together. She told me wear she lived, the whole nine yard and I couldn't do anything about it. AFC

Another time at work right before closing LOL, a hot girl walked in. She was pretty cute but had an incredible body. She walked up to the counter and said she really needed some vitamins for her mother who was waiting in the car because she had a dangerously high cholestrol level. I then noticed that she was wearing very tiny shorts, without any underwear. She asked me wear the cholestrol vitamins were so I pointed them out. I pointed at vitamins on the top shelf and when she went to the shelf she grabbed vitamins on the bottom shelf. t She completely bent over. Giving me a very clean few of her perfect ass and said, "What about these ones" and smiled. I said, "no, no" the ones on the top shelf. She then tip toes for the vitamins on the top shelf and pulls her shorts up. Her ass cheeks were hanging out, giving me INSTANT WOOD!! LOL I was hiding my solider behind the counter, so I couldn't help her out. Then she started complimenting me on how I was so knowledgable and fit. After about 20 minutes I had to tell her to leave because it was already past closing time. She proceeded to bend over 3 more times right in front of me while checking out other vitamins and I didn't say ANYTHING!!! After she left I realized what an idiot I was. Who rushes into a vitamin store at 8:00 at night like its an emergency room. Then stays in the store for 20 minutes as if she has all the time in the world. All the while wearing very skimpy clothing??


And finally. I'm not too upset about this one because I'm going to see this girl again and bag it up but here's the story. I was at a house party last month and I see this HB 8 walk in. She was SMOKIN!!! Hot body, nice belly ring, tan etc. So I decided to play the "ignore the hot chick" card and talk to all her friends to get her interest. Well needless to say this worked like a charm. At one point in the night we both ended up at the bar area. I was chatting to another friend when she just walked right up into our conversation. I was making everyone laugh and she was eating it up. Then my good buddy walked in and was having a separate conversation. A lot of people think we look a like, so the HB asks me if we are related. I responded by saying, "No were not related, if you want to know who's who, I'm the BETTER LOOKING ONE!" I had a ****y smirk on my face after I said this and she said, "Yeah, you ARE the better looking one." A couple of minutes later I was chatting with some other friends when the HB walks up to me again and doesn't say a word but grabs my hand and holds it like we are bf/gf. I was pretty drunk and told myself "DO SOMETHING!!!" I don't know why, but I didn't. But I'll get another chance with her...

 

[Ar7]

Ok this is as obvious as it could get:

I was 16, she was 14, very mature for her age, quite taller than me already too. She was also doing some modelling, HB9 I though of her at that time. Her body was alredy kinda fully developed, long legs and perfect as.s and tits.

Whenever we were going somewhere, often she would stand in front of me and block my path. Not letting me go either way, looking into my eyes she would say "I want you Ar7", almost trying to kiss me.

I just pushed her out of my way and moved along thinking WTF is she talking about, and what a nut she is.

I had a mental block that she would never like me coz I was shorter than her. Didn't realize that she had the hots for me until a friend told me so, which by then was already too late.

Man I still think about what would have happened if I had bent her over and boned her right there. Or if I had asked her for a very personal favour down there

 

[Eternal]

Revoke my membership, please

Allen, ban me, please. I don't deserve to be here after this...I know all of you can claim missing a girl once during an obvious come-on, but twice in a little more then 12 hours = ban me. While Matrix sits here laughing, I'll be typing. He's visiting the college and got to see the ballless wonder...

Wal-Mart (last night) because Matrix had to get a sleeping bag. We checkout, then he says "hey, wait," then we walk back in. "I got a hunch." No sooner are the words out of his mouth when we see a hot, tight blonde walking down an isle. It's quickly decided that he would take her so I could see how he does things. So we run around the isle and he follows her while I duck into another isle. I wait a second and here nothing, so I start walking when she walks right up to me, gives eye contact, body language, and smiles. "This is really embarassing, but do you have a dime I could borrow?" Reaching into my pocket, what's the first thing I pull out? If you said "pen" then you would be right. Did I use it? If you said "no" you are right again. Instead I hand her the dime and she goes thanks and then waits a second while I go "alright, cya around." So I just go down the next isle, see Matrix, and tell him to turn around as the girl walks behind him. He missed her, so we left...It gets better...

Today, we are in the Student Union Building playing pool while dance is about to begin for the girls. Matrix sees a hot girl walk in and nearly rips a hole in the table with his stick when he goes to shoot. Being the faithful guy that I am, I said I'd talk to her for a minute to break the ice when dance ends. Well, dance ends and she starts to leave, so I grab my card and we run out. She goes up the stairs towards the parking lot and I follow, Matrix right behind me. All of a sudden, he darts into the building thinking that he can catch her. By now, I have to go get him, otherwise a "hey, I'm Joey, this is my friend from out of town and he needs a tour," wouldn't work. I race in and see this hot, tight blonde. Smile, eye contact, body language, and she walks over to me. I'm thinking "great!'' She goes "I have a dime for you" and gives me my dime back...What do I do? Correct, I go look for Matrix... Kick me, please...