Mission: Help Luke Sywalker get laid before he turns 31!

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Listen up guys. One of our fellow comrades has been down on his luck for 30yrs!

He has never gotten laid nor kissed a girl.

Let's help him out and get his @$$ LAID before he turns one more year older.

I'd like to dedicate this thread to Luke Sywalker. Anything that will help him is what should go on here. A positive support, for one.

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Field Practice is KEY!

Don't try to memorize or read EVERYTHING before you make any attempts.

Getting out there and meeting new people is the FASTEST WAY to success!

Have the attitude that "If anyone is going to bang this girl, it's going to be ME!"

Also, make a list of Affirmations and read them EVERYDAY!
For instance, http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=103116

You will succeed Luke Skywalker!
 

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Maybe it is time for him to lose himself, we all have two sides, and it is time to go to the other side.... join the dark side luke...
 
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lnghrngeek said:
Got any close female friends Luke?
Between the ages 18-23, let me see what I can remember...I got a whole bunch of numbers. The was the International Students, where there were some nice foreign exchange student girls who were very friendly, then you had the Christian groups as well.

But, it wasn't until near the end of University that I had a best friend, that we went out different places with, she was Chinese, but we didn't touch physically, and she got a boyfriend that she eventually moved in with.

Currently - I do have some female friends, that I have not been pursuing or following up the way I should, and now that you have brought it up, I think that I will do just that. I've really slacked off in that department and hope I didn't neglect someone out - but she never called me either.

To be honest, I'm not gun-ho about getting laid with anyone or I would have already done so for free. There was a FAT Jewish girl on the internet where we made a tentaitive arrangement to do it on the back seat of my car or in a vacant home for sale somewhere (I'm an agent, and could go into vacant homes that have lockboxes if I wanted to). This occured by the middle of March - and I picked her up from the intimate section of lavalife. She gave me naked pics of her doing her ex boyfriend, like 60 pics on my birthday, as a birthday present (March 14th). Well, that's the best of my luck on that section I guess.

There were also a few interested people on the internet when I posed on the Intimate section of lavalife in November, 2005 - where this hot blonde girl (HB10) wanted a part-time lover behind her boyfriend's back, but I never paid money for credits to follow up with her. Then there was a 37 year old Sweedish woman that had a fantasy of being someone's first time. However, I was more into fantasy sex from the porn influence, and she thought I was more advanced than I put in my profile, and blew her out.

The Intimate section profile of Lavalife was pulled on March 18, 2006, and will be kept closed until November 2006 if I cant get anywhere in the meantime - that goes for all sex sites. I dont pay by credit card, only by check or money order, making it a bit complicated to buy credits or monthly membership.

The current policy is to seek out people on dating and relationship sections of ANY internet site, as opposed to a casual hook-up, under the assumption that most girls on those 'normal' sections like having sex if they can connect with someone in a romantic way, making it just the same. Furthermore, chances are of getting an attractive date is higher in the dating/romantic sections than other sections. Offline approaches are also being pursued as well, but I feel more comfortable on the internet - sort of spoiled on it.
 

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F- the internet dating. Go out and meet women, get their number, call them, make a date, go out, go out again, repeat as necessary, get laid. DJ boot camp is a great guide for getting a game on.

Its not easy, but most good things in life aren't easy, thats why its worth it.
 

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rocky_mtn said:
F- the internet dating. Go out and meet women, get their number, call them, make a date, go out, go out again, repeat as necessary, get laid. DJ boot camp is a great guide for getting a game on.

Its not easy, but most good things in life aren't easy, thats why its worth it.

You said it brotha!

The DJ Bootcamp is definately a MUST!

But, you don't need to rely on the knowledge you learned from seduction websites to get women. The ONLY thing that you need (besides being confident in yourself) is to have FUN!

That is the SECRET to getting girls. Have FUN! Don't concentrate on HER fun. Make sure that YOU are having a good time.

Have FUN with YOURSELF (...I don't mean THAT way...) and others will try to get in on that fun.

FEEL GOOD and EJOY LIFE!

Once you do, girls will come to YOU!
 

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Affirmations.

Get an mp3 player and record yourself saying this to yourself.

Here is a link to write proper affirmations that will get absorbed into your subconcious. http://www.personal-development.com/chuck/affirmations.htm

The subconcious govers you. It is you. It is your automatic reaction to the world and it most of the time controls you. But sometimes it is wrong.

Time to change how you think. Its worth a shot. And best of all... you get to DICTATE WHAT YOU ARE!!!!

If you're interested give me a shout and I will explain all that I can.
 

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Luke. Post a picture of what you look like.

That's step 1.
 
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A few posts have been considered here, mainly dealing with positive affirmations, which I will incorporate. No doubt that it's important to have the right mind.

As for my pic - I know this much. My 'internet' pic looks 100 times worst than how I actually look like. I had some sort of rush job photo done up so I could just post up a profile, and the problem is, it's still there.

I'm planning on taking a new photo shoot soon, so at least I'll look as good, if not better, than I do in person, online. It wouldn't do justice to show my photo here since I already know they aren't done up properly.

Finally, I've already had a paid consultation done concerning my apperance last year, so I'm well aware of certain things that could be done to enhance my apperance both in terms of what clothes I should be wearing, and other minor features about myself, and in terms of better body posture.

I think lots of work needs to be focused on improving posture so that my body radiates a relaxed feel rather than tension, but I feel I have been slacking off greatly in that component.
 

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Yeah, I hate getting photos taken. It's like they always time it for that exact moment when I'm blinking to take the picture.
 

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That's what you get for letting society control your sex life. If you had just went with your heart, you would have banged your sister dude. You had the hots for her before you knew she was.
 

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I will try to simplify this as much as possible.

First of all you need to identify what is stopping you from getting laid.

Do you look bad?
Are you shy?
Are you desperate?
Are you non-sexual?
Are you too cynical and miserable?

If you need to, try asking some close friends their opinion and ask them to be brutally honest. A female opinion would be best.

Once you identify the problem, you then need to work on putting it right. It could take a long time and a lot of effort, but even if it takes a year or two, it's better than another 30 years of being a virgin.

You may need to put time in at the gym, revamp your image, get some practice in the field talking to women, and so on, but make a plan and stick to it!
 
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SamePendo said:
That's what you get for letting society control your sex life. If you had just went with your heart, you would have banged your sister dude. You had the hots for her before you knew she was.
I dont have a sister.
 

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A couple of questions, Luke:

How tall are you?

How old are you?

Race?

Hair and eye color?

What celebrity do you most resemble?

Do you have a car? What do you drive?

What do you do for a living?
 
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Jariel said:
I will try to simplify this as much as possible.

First of all you need to identify what is stopping you from getting laid.

Do you look bad?
Are you shy?
Are you desperate?
Are you non-sexual?
Are you too cynical and miserable?
No, I do not look bad.

Yes, I am shy, but again, depends on the mood and state of mind which also varies.

I may or may not be desperate, depending on the mood and time of day.

I am sexual.

I get pissed off, am mainly serious.


Jariel said:
If you need to, try asking some close friends their opinion and ask them to be brutally honest. A female opinion would be best.
I know myself well enough.

Jariel said:
Once you identify the problem, you then need to work on putting it right. It could take a long time and a lot of effort, but even if it takes a year or two, it's better than another 30 years of being a virgin.
What do you have to say about what I have said?
You may need to put time in at the gym, revamp your image, get some practice in the field talking to women, and so on, but make a plan and stick to it![/QUOTE]
 
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Juan_Man said:
A couple of questions, Luke:

How tall are you?

How old are you?

Race?

Hair and eye color?

What celebrity do you most resemble?

Do you have a car? What do you drive?

What do you do for a living?
Height: 5'11.

Age: 30.

Race: Mixed.

Hair and eye colour: Black.

Living: Real-Estate, not successful enough on it to live on my own, thinking of swapping Brokerages, too haphazard to reliably support myself.
 

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I wouldn't worry about losing your virginity just yet. Focus on other things and the girls will come when you least expect it. Life is not all about sex.
 
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