mcdonalds diet

[insanity]

i know, i know... what kind of fool would do such a stupid diet. well me i guess.
when i went from 155 to 250 something had to be done. i tried weight watchers and atkins. mind you atkins did work i lost like 40 pounds in a month eating nothing but meat. but my kidneys didn't like the beatings it was taking from mass protein so i stopped.

then i taked to my dad(doctor) and he said count your calories and your guareenteed to lose weight. so i looked at mcdonalds nutrional paper and calculated what i could eat in a day and poof it's been working really good.

i now weigh 165 and looking good. but the downside to the diet is i don't get to eat that much. but hey i would rather eat less and pack alot of flavor, then eat a healthy salad 4 times a day and a little hunk of meat.

my heart is probably screaming come on baby light my fire.

the question i ask is whats the youngest people have taking strokes or heartattacks. i'm also a smoker and can run faster then most people on a treadmill, even the healthy people can't figure out me. he's a smoker?

is it all in peoples heads what makes us fat, skinny or die.

 

[MrS]

Download/Watch Super Size Me (film), then think again.

 

[insanity]

well of course the guy on supersize me is going to act all sick and stuff or his document would have been a waste of money. and i'm sure the doctors took a cut of his profit.

i thought the atkins diet was a sham...how could eating high fat make you lose weight. i never knocked it and i did try it and it worked. only flaw was i have bad kidneys i think in my bloodlines.

dammit way did they take the good ole hydroxycut(with ephdrine) off the market. that really worked. it was like legal speed.

 

[Egoist]

you are what you eat.

i guess that makes you $hit? get some respect for your body. You can still count calories with normal foods, you know?

And McD's isn't really evil or anything, but its really really really bad food, and its generally some of the worst stuff you can eat, packed with tons of chemical processed frozen and reheated bull****.

I would take salads and tuna over McD's any day.

 

[fireguy]

Do you actually think you'll get eough vitamins/minerals and fiber through eating mcdonalds food? Only in America...

 

[insanity]

i get my vitamins from cigarettes. no i'm just joking. i've read in articles that they did a study on people who take calcium pills and they found no difference even if you didn't take them. it's all in the genes.

vitamins are freaking expensive, even the generic kind. i would rather blow my dough on gas or something.

but thanks for the replies

 

[danro]

See you can count calories with McDonald's food but here are some reasons why not to.

1) It tastes like ****
2) It has probably been spit on
3) Even though you might lose weight is it really worth getting diabetes or many other diseases that McDonald's food gives you.
4) Did I mention that McDonald's food can make you impotent which no one thinks is attractive.

 

[insanity]

impotent...i'd just have to take a trip to my dad's office and hork a stash of viagra. actually your right about the diabetes thing,i find after not eating mickydees, i get the crash effect. i'm almost at my desired weight level anyways. it's either my dieting or just doing cardio at the gym thats been the biggest help.

i love going to the gym...it's a good natural high

 

[drumerdud]

Download/Watch Super Size Me (film), then think again.

honestly,,,i got a crave for a quarter pounder right after watching it...i guess thats why McDonalds didnt give a flyng fck about that guy showing it coz thye knew MOST guys would just crave more for it..haha but back to the topic, dude its really not healthy.

 

[biketrials]

Um, McDonalds is one of the worse things you can put into your intestines. By doing this you are more likely to get sick by having a weak immune system. And like someone said above it could make you sterile.

 

[brucevangeorge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL!

Eat that ****!!! DO IT! Don't bother with proper nutrition. That will NEVER HELP. McDonald's is the holy grail of your weight loss needs.


ALL HAIL!!!! BOW DOWN HEATHENS. BOW!!!!!!


BOW TO THE GREASY SANDWICH OF MY DREAMS.

Go ahead. Do it and remove yourself from our gene pool. You're going to die of a heart attack, but that's okay with me.

And you're a running smoker?!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pathetic. Smoke it! That's right! If the stroke doens't get you, your smoking addiction will. Slowly and breathlessly.

Smoke that junk!

 

[ethnomethodologist]

lol, bruce, I gotta keep an eye on you... like a behind the scenes type of guy. It's refreshing...

 

[diablo]

then i taked to my dad(doctor) and he said count your calories and your guareenteed to lose weight. so i looked at mcdonalds nutrional paper... but the downside to the diet is i don't get to eat that much. but hey i would rather eat less and pack alot of flavor, then eat a healthy salad 4 times a day and a little hunk of meat.

I'm sorry, but nobody can be this clueless about nutrition - especially with a father who's a physician.

i guess thats why McDonalds didnt give a flyng fck about that guy showing it coz thye knew MOST guys would just crave more for it..

The law of advertising states that ANY publicity is good publicity. It's like how the government makes cigarette companies produce anti-smoking ads (which you know as "The Truth" ads). Since all it does is bring attention to smoking, they are completely happy "shining the light of truth" on Big Tobacco. Ironic, really.

 

[insanity]

yeah us smokers do take some nasty flak, like the other day i was watching mtv. and this flamer was talking about how smokers bother him and he made a commercial where this dog takes a dump on the grass and she rolled in it and said something along the lines of smokers smell like dog crap.

talk about discrimination, he even has a website called stupid.ca.
i had half a mind to stir up some trouble on their forums. i was going to email him and tell him about my website stupidgay.ca, got a nice rhyme to it. he may not be a cigarette smoker but by the way his wrists were flopping around during his interview he looked like a pole smoker".

i was going to pitch him my idea for a commercial where i take a dump on the floor and he walks up and undoes his pants and smears his tool around in crap.
and say something along the lines as why aren't we fully accepted yet?

don't get me wrong theres some cool gay lads who have really funny personalities. but when one of them has the balls to discriminate my kind then the gloves come off.

i know smokings going to do me in. but i do have respect for non-smokers. but i always wondered what does a non-smoker do when they get stressed?
a smoker will puff away their anger. does a non-smoker just complain and vent?

 

[Warboss Alex]

I could just murder a couple of double cheeseburgers right now

 

[brucevangeorge]

yeah us smokers do take some nasty flak, like the other day i was watching mtv. and this flamer was talking about how smokers bother him and he made a commercial where this dog takes a dump on the grass and she rolled in it and said something along the lines of smokers smell like dog crap.

talk about discrimination, he even has a website called stupid.ca.
i had half a mind to stir up some trouble on their forums. i was going to email him and tell him about my website stupidgay.ca, got a nice rhyme to it. he may not be a cigarette smoker but by the way his wrists were flopping around during his interview he looked like a pole smoker".

i was going to pitch him my idea for a commercial where i take a dump on the floor and he walks up and undoes his pants and smears his tool around in crap.
and say something along the lines as why aren't we fully accepted yet?

don't get me wrong theres some cool gay lads who have really funny personalities. but when one of them has the balls to discriminate my kind then the gloves come off.

i know smokings going to do me in. but i do have respect for non-smokers. but i always wondered what does a non-smoker do when they get stressed?
a smoker will puff away their anger. does a non-smoker just complain and vent?

You smokers get alot of flak because of the dumbasses. Those people who have no respect for others (like smoking near your children). And are judged as a whole based on the worst.

And to the other question, there's alot of things you can do to vent, that don't involve smoking. I myself punch stuff If I'm really pissed like a punching bag, or go to the gym and lift really heavy. Others may whine and comlain and so forth....

But you seem like an enlightened fellow about smoking. Why would you keep doing it if you know it's going to get you? There are other ways you can go down.

I myself would rather go down in a blaze of glory for a powerful ideal than with a whimper cause I couldn't control what I put in my mouth. I find that weak.



Don't get me wrong though, I'm only 99% against smoking. There's nothing like a good cigar once in a while.

 

[insanity]

well this isn't really an enlightened answer, but i'ved lived and experienced alot of things in my life and it's only about to explode. but when you live across from a seniors home....who really wants to live past 60?
maybe i'll die young, maybe i'll die old, but 50 to 60 is all i'm looking for.
i don't want somebody wiping my butt,because i can't. a usual walk that takes me 5 minutes now compared to 40 years from now would take 40 minutes.
if i fall something might break. the list goes on about being old.

second hand smoke isn't going to kill children. experimenting with drugs, accidents, and other natural causes will be the blame.

not to mention obesity. thats the next target.

 

[penkitten]

if you ate more vegtables, you would loose more weight.
those vegatarian folks are never fat.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

AHAHAHA I hate smokers go ahead smoke it up and hopefully u'll suffer lung cancer throw up blood and die a horrible death at a hospital like all the other F*GS. I can't believe ppl still smoke, what's the point? there's no benefit from smoking. You get bad breath, teeth decay, cancer and stained nails and fingers. Your better off smoking pot, noone has died from smoking pot but goodluck with the mac diet I'll warn you that your sperm count will drop and have a heart attack when your 30.

 

[brucevangeorge]

if you ate more vegtables, you would loose more weight.
those vegatarian folks are never fat.

Yeah, they're also severly unheathy. Ever heard of the 8 essential amino acids (that means your body cannot produce them) that you can only get from meat and meat products?

It's not good to go to that extreeme either.