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Admit this one guys: It feels much better to be sucked once a week, than if you whack it once a day...
 

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yo guys i was thinking about it and to me masterbating is kinda like gettin high off weed..... i masterbate to escape my problems....... and for the time i feel like nothing else matters, i dont think about anything but porn....... but when i finish i come back to reality and for some reason it makes me feel worse....
 

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like i said...it's like a hit off a drug that only lasts a few seconds
 

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If i jack off to porn, after i ***, the porn im watching seems intensely boring...
 

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It has been said the closest a man gets to being a woman is right after blowing our load. I think it has to do with a short sudden drop in testosteron or something. Still I have to say I have a on again off again relationship with Palmela Handerson.
 

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Curious, would you consider it unhealthy to fantasize about your girlfriend while you masterbate?

I don't look at porn, so I think mostly about girls I know, and my girlfriend has a very nice body, and I often fantasize about her. We fool around, but we don't have sex, if that helps determine your answer.

Just wondering if what I've been doing is kind of creepish.
 

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i used to season the salomy 3-4 times a week...but it changes deppending on certain stuff: how tired i am (from sports), or how the week's ben w/ the chicks...dont worry so much about it...an its not bad for your health...thats BS...its good to masturbat once in a while to empty out ur system...if not...u'll end up having a wet dream...or worse, end up blowing you load on a date...

LLC!
 

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Like someone said before me, I experience the most pleasure when I don't look at porn while I masturbate. It's best when you take your time and use your fantasy instead of looking at porn.
 

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heh..... not me

To those who said don't tell a girl you masturbate: You're way off. All guys (or at least 98%) masturbate, and all girls know that. So telling them you don't is going to make you seem like either a weirdo or a blatant liar. Both are not so good.


I told my girlfriend I masturbate straight off. She really wants me to take pictures of us during sex and she offered to pose for pics, because she doesn't want me looking at porn. We're 18 by the way. I feel kinda weird about taking pictures of her so I just told her I'd stop looking at porn. I still do of course, but at least she feels better. Oh and once I did tape our sex for like 30 sec. and it wasn't all that hot. Anyway moral of the story, keep on jackin and don't be shy.

edit: And also, only pvssies wouldn't admit to their friends that they jack off. Come on give me a break. I just graduated HS. One day this year my lunch table spent the whole period talking about wackin. We shared first time stories, and even went into methodology. It was the funniest **** ever. And everybody there was a player except for like two (the fat kids), so don't say "you're a weirdo!" cuz we might be weirdos but we have more sex than you do, fancy lad. :)
 

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Every sperm is sacred
every sperm is great
if a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is wanted
every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
in your neighborhood.

Some bad people
spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat
their semen with more care.
 

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We all have the power to end whole civilizations almost as often as we want. Millions and millions of people perishing every time we get a thrill. If you think about it a lot, it's quite the power trip. This is getting a little too close to the anti-abortion argument, which is stupid, so I guess I'll back off....

My complection isn't bad but it could be better, and I whack off once or twice a day usually. Sometimes I'll go a day or two without. I usually use late-night skinnemax for a porn venu, that's actually how I got my start when I was around twelve. I was kind of disapointed but I stuck to it. It was a pretty crappy movie I saw too, some of the stuff they show on that channel is so bad that even as pornography it sucks.

A girl I was talking to awhile ago said that she didn't masterbate because she didn't like the feel, or idea, I guess, of something going inside her, or something like that. It was a pretty intense conversation and we actually managed to get her to speak pretty loud, the whole class was listening. Heheh.

Generally, after masterbation, I tend to feel fairly satisfied.
 

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NEVER admit you masturbate to a girl. I spent most of my HS trying to recuperate from having a rep as a chronic masturbator. I never told anyone how many times I did it but since I was pretty much first in my school to admit that I did, they somehow assumed I jacked off 6-8 times daily. Never admit masturbating to anyone other than possibly an anonymous study and this forum because we all won't see eachother around (well, most of us)
 

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I aggree es_mer8. 90% of the girls I know think it's pathetic, while they don't think it's pathetic when girls masterbate....

BTW: a little anecdote:

My ex used to masturbate with an electrical toothbrush against her cl1t...:D wouldnt wanna brush my teeth with that...!

bye
 

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I admitted to my girl I MB twice a day. She was like "really!?" I said "Baby, your just so hot. I just have to. What do you want me to do? Walk around with an erection all day?"

I don't know if she bought it or not...
 

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The trick is doing it once a day, but stop right before you ***. Then wait about 30 seconds, then start again. Stop right before you *** again.

Then just stop and never ***.

This increases stamina.

I have found out for ME that if I masturbate a lot it drops my confidence. I think its because my **** tells my brain that I don't need sex because I just had it so it doesnt push me to go after that girl.
 

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I feel AWESOME after I'm done. I usually think of time when I've gotten awesome head. And when I'm done I have that lingering feeling of sucess. Masterbating should be fun and relieving. It shouldn't make you feel bad.

The only times it doesn't feel good is when you dont fully orgasm. Like I'll get distracted and flex my PC muscle at the wrong time, and I'll ahve a weak orgasm, and then it kinda hurts and you wanna keep going, but you cant cuz your really sensative.

Don't look at porn. Just imagine stuff in your mind, think of women you've seen in person. Keep really relaxed, and keep going after you com for a minute or so, dont use quick lil strokes, use long decisive strokes. That'll feel a lot better than being all tense lookin @ porn, garenteed.

I donno, when I use porn I like to leave it on for a few min after. Just switch to soft stuff after you finish, watch it for a few min... its like taking a cool down run after a hard workout.

And I've never met a sexually experienced girl who thought anything was wrong with masterbating. Women understand that men need sex, its a hormonal thing. Any girl who thinks its pathetic is really immature
 

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Masturbation can be viewed as having sex without having to go through the trouble of seduction. Sometimes, it's easier to just get your rocks off. You don't have to worry about foreplay or cuddling afterwards.

Masturbation- noun- Sex with the person you should love most.

lol
 
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