Manipulative b!tch almost had me for 18 years!

Centaurion

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For the last 2-3 weeks my spider sense had been tickling whenever I was around my gf, and last night the demon revealed itself.

Just a quick background.

We've been together for 4 months now, and things seemed to go great as she was really laid back and knew when to stfu. But for the last 3 weeks she was behaving out of character, I couldn’t put my finger on what it was, but there was definetly something going on.

I'm really careful when it comes to sex, I always use a condom even though my gf is on the pill. I know that my star is rising and I don't want to be dragged down by a b!tch and a stupid kid. Lately whenever I was talking with my gf about sex, she would always hint about me going bareback on her. She would ask me if I felt anything with the condom on, and telling me how it dried her up. I didn't pay much attention to that, but my spider sense was kicking in. There was something I was missing.

So last night we went for a nice 'romantic' ( :rolleyes: ) dinner, followed by a short stop at a club where we got pretty drunk before ending up in the sack. She was really into it and knew how to push all the right buttons, so it wasn't long before I rolled over to grab a condom from the nighttable (where I usually keep my condoms). I was surprised that couldn't find any as I usually have several packs in my nightstand drawer. All the while I'm searching for condoms on my nightstand, this b!tch is whispering in my ear how she wants me right now. I told her that I couldnt find any condoms, but she said that it was OK since she was on the pill.

The heat of the moment took over, I said what the hell and went at it.

Fast forward to this morning. I'm sitting at the dinner table eating my breakfast when I just glance towards the trashcan and something catches my eye. I casually ask my gf what the hell that is, and she says :

gf : "ooh, it's my pill holder.."
cent : "what? I thought you were on the pill.."
gf : "naah...I stopped taking them 2 weeks ago"

:eek:

The second those words left her mouth, she realized that she had stepped in deep poo-poo. She had this priceless horrified look on her face as she knew that she had screwed up. It took me a couple of seconds before those words sank in and I realized what she was up to. I calmly told her to get up and come to the doc with me so she could get the morning after pill.

You know what she did?

She started to ****ing cry, and somehow made it seem that it was all my fault. She said that she wouldn't go to the doc and would 'let God decide'. That's when something snapped in my head. I'm not proud of what I did, but I was blinded by cold rage. I calmly told her it was either the good old coat hanger or the morning after pill. Her choice. After much sobbing and drama, I finally managed to drag her ass to the doc and shove that god damned pill down her throat.

**** guys. I can't believe that b!tches today are this manipulative. If the Goddess of Fortune hadn't smiled down on me this morning I would have been fvcked for the next 18 years.

Take care guys, and always ALWAYS wrap it up even if you’re boinking Mother Theresa.
 
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I feel ya, man. When I had a live-in, I used to try to get her on the pill, but she never wanted to do it because "she didn't want to get on the pill for a guy she's not married to"

I was like "WTF, but you would get pregnant by a guy you're not married to?"

Shortly after that conversation, she was on the pill. I used a condom anyway unless I knew she wasn't ovulating.

She gave me the same crap, "It feels so good without the condom" blah blah blah. That bish. She didn't even want kids, she just wanted to lock me down for 18yrs. She wanted to control me.
 

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That's totally messed up. Are you still with her? I wouldn't trust her after that incident at all. Heck, i'd dump her azz.
 

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Oh no guys.... I LOVE her from all my heart. She is the ONE for me. I went back to her with a bundle of :flowers: and begged her to forgive me on my knees.

:rolleyes:


B!tch please....what do you take me for!? Of course that b!tch got shown the highway, no way in hell I'm keeping a b!tch like that around.

My phone has been ringing off the hook since this morning. Even some of her girl friends are butting in, but if any of those b!tches show up at my door it's :trouble: time.
 

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Somehaw, i'm sure (with the help of her friends) she will make you look like a bad guy.


it ain't over yat.
 

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You remind of clive owen in his role in Closer.

"CAUSE I'M A ****ING CAVEMAN!!!"

I love that line.
 

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The lesson here is to never trust a woman: always assume she's not on the pill, and that she's lying if she says she is. You've got too much to lose to not do this.

Same goes for STDs. I can't imagine a woman ever admitting to having one, and asking her is a guaranteed mood-killer, so assume she's got one (or all of them), and act accordingly.
 

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I can't blame you at all for what you did.

She played with your life and got exactly what she deserved.
 

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if you end up talking to her friends, tell her she got you drunk, threw away the condoms you keep by your bed without you knowing, took advantage of you into having unprotected sex with her, told you she was still on the pill, then threw away her birth control pills and stopped taking them while telling you "God will decide if I get pregnant or not." ****ing psycho
 

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That's freaky to think about right there. My neighbor was 100% divorcing his wife (she's nuts, would take too long to describe it) until 2 days ago when he found out she was pregnant. Well, I know he still doesn't love her but when they were apart and he wasn't getting any pvssy his weak ass would always go back to her. AND she wouldn't let him wear condoms and guess what happened. Now he's all being Mr. Daddy and sh1t, it's really pathetic and he has ruined his life. Maybe not ruined, but drastically changed...
 

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I would honestly probably beat that b1tch's ass man. D@mn that pisses me off and this is just a message board...
 

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Dude, this 5hit happens. A LOT. I wrote about it in this post:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=94678

gf : "ooh, it's my pill holder.."
cent : "what? I thought you were on the pill.."
gf : "naah...I stopped taking them 2 weeks ago"
Women will stoop to absolutely horrible levels when they're emotionally inclined to do so. They will lie to their men about their birth control so they can have that cute bundle of joy in their arms.

I used to force feed my ex her goddam BC pills. She eventually started refusing to open her goddam mouth. You bet she fvcking got hell for that one!
 

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Yep, that's how my younger sister was born :rolleyes:

My mom bragged to me about it years ago.
 

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Originally posted by Nighthawk
This just in - God says No.
Lol.

Scary shyt there man. Good call on the strangling and forcing thing. I was recently in this situation, except that she actually was pregnant, and I came close to actually strangling her when she would start questioning whether or not to get the abortion.

Fycking bytches think they can just toy with a man's life.
 

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Good call? You are all idiots. You just committed a felony and now you brag about your crime on the Internet. What a moron you are. The only good thing here is that your substandard genetics did not reproduce.
 
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