Man, I think I'm in love...

[dadmonson]

with MY FREAKIN NINTH GRADE ALGEBRA TEACHER(I'm in 11th grade now). Man somebody help me shes everything I wanted in a woman. Shes 5 ft, cute face(Like Katie Holmes) she gots nice legs, and she always seems to show them off with skirts and stuff. I love to go to bed because I Like it when I have dreams about her. She seems to understand me and I think she thinks I'm cute. bad thing is tho is that I'm 17 and she's 27 and she has got a husband. But yo a husband don't mean that much anymore does it? I mean over half of marriarages are enden in divorce anyway, and she is real young, she didn't have no business marryin him in the first place. Does anybody kno what I can do to get her(atleast in the sack), students hit on her everyday so I got to find someway to be different and have u ever had a teacher that u liked? Please don't be smart mouth, give me actual answers to my questions and suggestions, whether u agree about what I'm tryna do or not.

 

[comic_relief]

BWAH HAHAHAH!!!

You got oneitis for a teacher. This is a lose lose situation. Just go find some other chick that you can go out with. There are girls out there that won't ruin your life or you ruin hers.

comic_relief

 

[dadmonson]

Re: BWAH HAHAHAH!!!

Originally posted by comic_relief
You got oneitis for a teacher. This is a lose lose situation. Just go find some other chick that you can go out with. There are girls out there that won't ruin your life or you ruin hers.

comic_relief

But man shes much more mature than the girls at my school(menttally and physically) thats what sets her apart from the girls my age, she just oozes sex(the way she crasses her legs in a skirt and her thigh, and calf be showin). And anyways, no ones gonna find out if we do end up f*ckin.

 

[Tornado2]

Anyone ever heard the Aerosmith song "Dream On"?

 

[shark]

Yeah or the song "HAHAHAHAHA...freak"

No just kidding, but it's your TEACHER..if she DOES like you things will only turn bad so it really is a lose-lose. Just find another girl and start dating others..atleast within 5 years your age. ****..

 

[dadmonson]

Originally posted by shark
Yeah or the song "HAHAHAHAHA...freak"

No just kidding, but it's your TEACHER..if she DOES like you things will only turn bad so it really is a lose-lose. Just find another girl and start dating others..atleast within 5 years your age. ****..

How will things turn out bad if no one finds out?

Back on topic tho yo students hit on her everyday so I want to be different. How should I come about her? Should I use a special techinique, method or soemthin? Please give me some advice other than, somethin like, go find someone your own age. Like I said whether u agree with me or not, please help me on what I'm tryna do.

 

[shark]

IF NOBODY FINDS OUT...IF...

First of all, someone probably WILL find out if you are slick enough to pull it off. Chances are if she hates her husband, and is in LOVE with you she STILL wont let herself BE with you b/c its not socially acceptable.

If you really LOVE her you'd chill out b/c she can lose her job and ruin her life b/c of this.

 

[comic_relief]

Originally posted by dadmonson
How will things turn out bad if no one finds out?

Back on topic tho yo students hit on her everyday so I want to be different. How should I come about her? Should I use a special techinique, method or soemthin? Please give me some advice other than, somethin like, go find someone your own age. Like I said whether u agree with me or not, please help me on what I'm tryna do.

this is the one time that I refuse to help.

I realize that girls in high school are not very mature but get over it. I didn't date for a very very VERY long time because I was looking for a mature girl. They are hard to find but they are worth their weight in gold.

comic_relief

EDIT: Someone will find out no matter how good you hide this. Just move on. Don't get oneitis. She ****s and pisses just like everyone else. Relax. repeat after me, she is only another woman. nothing more and nothing less.

 

[LeviathanIYG]

I f*cked my Italian teacher after I finished school, at our formal (prom, graduation whatever you Americans call it). She was that teacher in the school that every guy wanted a piece of.

There was sexual tension between us all year, heaps of eye contact and I would talk to her in Italian saying some seductive things ect.

Then I started throwing in a little kino when I saw her at the shops (mall). Kissed her on the cheek ect.

She was engaged to some rich, pretty boy. Hahahaha he got owned by me.

So yeh at our formal we had heavy eye contact the whole night and I was flirting with the girls in my year. She saw me flirting and kept looking at me when she thought I wasn’t looking. After the formal was over she came outside to "wish me luck for the future". She hugged me and the rest is history………

Me: So were are you going after this Miss _____ (we call our teachers Miss and Mr's).

Her: Home

Me: Oh come on miss your young and beautiful you should be out having fun

Her: (looks down and does one of those little smiles) I had my fun when I was your age (she was 26 I was 18)

Me: I don't believe you, you’re going to have to prove it

Her: How will I do that Levi?

Me: Show me how much fun you can really be

Her: (didn't know what to say) but ah……

Me: You're not my teacher anymore

Her: I can get in trouble

Me: (lower my voice, move in closer and move my head in like im whispering into her ear) Well that will make it all the more fun, wont it?

We talked a little more I got her to give me her address and I jumped in my car went straight to her house. I missed my after party but it was definitely worth it.

She made me call her Miss _____ wile I was having sex with her. As soon as she opened the door we basically jumped on each other. All night and till about 1pm the next day I was with her and that was the first and last time.

Let me tell you all though it was the BEST SEX EVER.

She broke up with her Fiancé shortly after I hear.

Some times I get this urge to go wait for her outside school but I don't want to ruin that perfect night. I think it's better for that to be my last memory of her.

Sounds corny I know but whatever.

 

[dadmonson]

Originally posted by comic_relief
this is the one time that I refuse to help.

I realize that girls in high school are not very mature but get over it. I didn't date for a very very VERY long time because I was looking for a mature girl. They are hard to find but they are worth their weight in gold.

comic_relief

EDIT: Someone will find out no matter how good you hide this. Just move on. Don't get oneitis. She ****s and pisses just like everyone else. Relax. repeat after me, she is only another woman. nothing more and nothing less.

I don't no man...

But yo if someone could give me advice it would be greatly appreciated, like I probably won't even do it, I just think it would be cool to kno how.

 

[comic_relief]

Originally posted by LeviathanIYG
She broke up with her Fiancé shortly after I hear.

I don't know whether or not to say way to help a brother out get out of a sh!tty marriage or fvcken homewrecker because I hate the kind of people that go after other peoples girls.

comic_relief

 

[dadmonson]

Originally posted by LeviathanIYG
I f*cked my Italian teacher after I finished school, at our formal (prom, graduation whatever you Americans call it). She was that teacher in the school that every guy wanted a piece of.

There was sexual tension between us all year, heaps of eye contact and I would talk to her in Italian saying some seductive things ect.

Then I started throwing in a little kino when I saw her at the shops (mall). Kissed her on the cheek ect.

She was engaged to some rich, pretty boy. Hahahaha he got owned by me.

So yeh at our formal we had heavy eye contact the whole night and I was flirting with the girls in my year. She saw me flirting and kept looking at me when she thought I wasn’t looking. After the formal was over she came outside to "wish me luck for the future". She hugged me and the rest is history………

Me: So were are you going after this Miss _____ (we call our teachers Miss and Mr's).

Her: Home

Me: Oh come on miss your young and beautiful you should be out having fun

Her: (looks down and does one of those little smiles) I had my fun when I was your age (she was 26 I was 18)

Me: I don't believe you, you’re going to have to prove it

Her: How will I do that Levi?

Me: Show me how much fun you can really be

Her: (didn't know what to say) but ah……

Me: You're not my teacher anymore

Her: I can get in trouble

Me: (lower my voice, move in closer and move my head in like im whispering into her ear) Well that will make it all the more fun, wont it?

We talked a little more I got her to give me her address and I jumped in my car went straight to her house. I missed my after party but it was definitely worth it.

She made me call her Miss _____ wile I was having sex with her. As soon as she opened the door we basically jumped on each other. All night and till about 1pm the next day I was with her and that was the first and last time.

Let me tell you all though it was the BEST SEX EVER.

She broke up with her Fiancé shortly after I hear.

Some times I get this urge to go wait for her outside school but I don't want to ruin that perfect night. I think it's better for that to be my last memory of her.

Sounds corny I know but whatever.

AWWMAAAAAAN U SMOOTH AS H*LL, was that before u came to this site because if it is, WHAT THE H*LL R U DOIN HERE!!!. But yo Ima try that, Ima wait like u did tell Ima senior, somedays I'll talk to her and then somedays Ill act like she ain't sh*t to me. And let the sexual tension build up u kno.

 

[B-Lemond]

^ Ima do dis, ima do dat, ima ima ima

 

[jayneumann]

Will you promise to take a picture of your face 10 years from now, when you open up this thread and realize what a completely naive and foolish twit you're acting like right now?

 

[LongDrinkofWater]

What you have is an infatuation, not love. Wouldn't suprise me a bit with the way you're reacting here that she has noticed you've got a thing for her. If she's as attractive as you say, and that other students are hitting on her all the time, you can bet that her radar is up and scanning for this sort of thing so that she won't get in trouble and possibly lose her job. Even with all of that aside, she's married, and you have no idea what the status of her mariage is. There are so many red flags here to say the least...

You're better off finding someone else to pay attention to.

 

[PRMoon]

Don't waste your time

Originally posted by dadmonson
I love to go to bed because I Like it when I have dreams about her

And in all likelyhood it won't go any further then this. I've only known a select few students who have hooked up with teachers and of that few even fewer who were in HS. And of that few NONE of the teachers were married. The ones that happened in HS one of the teachers didn't care about her job so she didn't mind getting fired. The other was during a class trip to spain, the hot (and very dumb) spanish teacher hooked up with my schools super jock.

Your situation my friend looks grim. Your school boy crush statment said nothing about her putting forth any sexual interest towards you which would be key in this case. Your teacher is married but you never really said for how long, none the less you also didn't say whether or not she was happily married which or shows signs of trumoil spilling into her work life.

In anyevent with as many high profile cases that have been in the media about student teacher affiars this lady probably won't lay a finger on you. If anything's going to happen it wouldn't until you at least graduate from HS in the next year and a half or so, but again I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Why don't you date a nice HS girl. They're less complicated, you wouldn't have to hide your relationship from the public, and you'll certianly have a lot more in common with some one your own age then you will with your former teacher.

 

[dipset_mafia]

this thread is fcuked

 

[dadmonson]

Re: Don't waste your time

any more advice and ideas, like Levi did would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Maybnoob]

Man i hate this place now

 

[dadmonson]

Aye I'm probably no t gonna do it yall. Just start it off like this...I don't think u should do it but if u really want to I would.... U kno somethin like that.