LR: My First Threesome

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I walk out of my room wearing shorts, a shirt and flip flops. I had been wearing these clothes for almost a week straight without washing them so this affected my confidence, but wasnt given enough notice to shower or change and didnt want to miss out. I planned on not drinking as it was the day after all the new years celebrations and I had gone a bit too hard on the alcohol and other stuff.

So, me, my friend, his date and about 6 other girls who were coming out with us were waiting at the bus stop and I am feeling super nervous due to my clothes, which everyone had seen me wearing the previous night, coupled with the fact that I was probably acting like a huge douchebag that night too. It didnt help that everyone else was dressed up properly for a night out, ahh well, I´ll just stand in the corner and act like an awkward mofo all night, not like I havent done that before ey.

We get to the party location and the girls precede to get trashed and then start hassling me about not drinking, I was like ceebz tonight, but they insisted and began buying me drinks. I was like, correction, ceebz until that sh!t becomes free :D . Btw, I dont actually say ´ceebz´ in real life as I´m 23 :p

In some club, these girls start dancing like the biggest slvts on the planet and understandably a c0ck ring starts to form around them. Guys started taking shots at moving in, some sort of tag team. I am commisioned as resident c0ckblocker. Whenever a guy makes a pass I am reluctantly pulled into the scene and must begin dancing with the girl as to give the dude the hint. Not like I gave a rat´s though, I was too busy getting paranoid about the smell of my clothes, I couldnt personally smell anything but one cant be too sure about these matters.

Meanwhile, whilst Im engrossed in my own neurosis´, I have become the most popular guy in the club. Theres a bunch of dude orbiters swaying around the corners of the room and then theres me dancing with the largest group of girls in the place. My buddy notifies me of all the attention I am getting from the females present in the venue. This was social proof working at its best. One of the girls in my group started showing massive interest which sparked some sort of bidding war between three of them in the group, could life get any better? I was like a rockstar.

I had been making out with three of the girls, not simultaneously, when my buddy comes to me and says "My date wants to go home with me." I was like niiice one, "but...she wants you to come too." Ahh sh!t, he really wanted to bang her and would take any format that presented itself, I gave in to his pleas. She was massively hot and I could chalk it up as an experience so it wasnt too gay.

Ha! I bet you thought it would be the good kind of threesome.

My thoughts on MMF; too much c0ck in the room. At one point she tried to get us to have a go with each other, my bud was like "please man dont do it." I was like relax fvckface I aint touching your c0ck, I have to perform feats of concentration keeping a hard on just seeing your d!ck in my peripheral vision.
 

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Rho said:
I walk out of my room wearing shorts, a shirt and flip flops. I had been wearing these clothes for almost a week straight without washing them so this affected my confidence, but wasnt given enough notice to shower or change and didnt want to have to stay in and hear everyones stories the next day.
Get in that shower dude, ewwww ! :eek:

Seriously though, when I read the thread from the board, I was hoping somebody out of the SoSuave camp made a win by effing two HB's, apparently it looks like it was 2 guys 1 girl.

:mad:
 

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Is there a way to lower someone's rep on this thing?

Just playin man. But... whatever. It ain't gay if balls don't touch.

NTTAWWT
 

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How could you do that?! Why didn't you shag one of the other hot girls? I think you secretly have a thing for your male friend.
 

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many girls go out, make out with dudes and thats as far as they will take it, i didnt want to risk that so I took the first deal presented to me
 

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Rho said:
many girls go out, make out with dudes and thats as far as they will take it, i didnt want to risk that so I took the first deal presented to me

Your obviously comfortable with the idea but me myself i wudn't do it. I, in no way look down on you for what you did and i fully understand your reasoning as it was an intelligent decision (for anyone whos not the sort of guy to puke at the idea of doin this) to make.

Girls (club chiks mostly) nowadays can be flighty & quite alot of hard work and alot of em will dangle the carrot so to speak only to take it away if u aren't the type of man that they naturally gravitate to (desexualisation of society). It is fully discussed in that thread in the mature man forum called ''young women drive me NUTS''
 

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San Jose California said:
This is the ultimate example of bros before hos I've seen in my life. 3 girls wanted you, but you chose none to help your friend out, jeeze.

By the way, you didn't even explain how it led to a threesome aka the freaking point of the thread. You were just like "we went home and had a 3some"
This. How did it lead up to this point?
 

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the part about her wanting to go home with my friend and wanting me to also be there, the reason for leaving the nightclub was explicitly mentioned whilst still there by all parties involved. I didnt go expecting a session of guitar hero.
 

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Rho said:
Ha! I bet you thought it would be the good kind of threesome.
i ****ing laughed so hard.

gayest thing ever man cannot believe you did this. even for your buddy lol.
 

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**** that. I've done somethin similar for a friend on accident....but when that chick was blowin me, I was simply thinkin of blowin my load on her! He's the one that ****ed a chick with a fresh pearl necklace on, lol.

When I say on accident, we were at a party in her apartment building and she lured us both to her appartment separately. She brought him there first, I didn't notice he was even missing, she somehow put him on ice at her place, and then she came and pulled me from the party. We started playin some drinking game that involved the removal of clothes and had tops off when her roommate came in with her friends. It was an awkward moment so we moved the party to the chicks room, chugged our drinks, me and my boy looked at each other, I grabbed her ass, he grabbed her tits, she grabbed our ****s, the rest is history.
 

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This is not a threesome. It is a homosexual experience (not saying you are one). To me, a threesome is two girls one guy. Thanks.
 

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San Jose California said:
This is the ultimate example of bros before hos I've seen in my life. 3 girls wanted you, but you chose none to help your friend out, jeeze.

By the way, you didn't even explain how it led to a threesome aka the freaking point of the thread. You were just like "we went home and had a 3some"
would you have wanted the details?
 

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Falcon25 said:
This is not a threesome. It is a homosexual experience (not saying you are one). To me, a threesome is two girls one guy. Thanks.
Hey retard, just because the definition of a threesome to YOU is different does not mean it applies to the general definition of a threesome.
 

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Gotdammit dude, I was about to give you props.


Threesomes aren't as hard to come by as they seem, you just have to find a SLUT and she will convince her friend to do it. I aint learn that til this school year though. Of course, it would be a big aid if they were bi


You woulda been better off staying at the club and bagging you something. 2 guys 1 girl, helllllllll no
 

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Undispu7ed said:
Hey retard, just because the definition of a threesome to YOU is different does not mean it applies to the general definition of a threesome.
haha, I have had a few threesomes, and every man I talked to agrees. A THREESOME IS DEFINED BY A STRAIGHT MAN AS TWO GIRLS ONE GUY. Retard huh? haha
 
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