Looking for DJs with guts to try this...

[JPFromTally]

I got a date with the girl I met at a club last week (see earlier post) on Thursday. But I got this idea that I think will work to get her all riled up and into me. I was wondering if there are some guys out there who have a date or something from now until then who can give it a try before I get a chance to. I'm going to do it regardless but would like some input.

Ok it all started last Friday when a couple of friends (2 guys 1 girl) and I went to this bar. The two guys sat up front and I sat in the back with the girl on the way over. Now this girl is pretty cute but I don't want to mack on her because I got my eyes on her friend. Now this girl and I are like acquantaince friends and we've never really had that great of chemistry. Just not that much in common. My friend up front says something to the effect of "Wouldn't it be great if you could just go up to a girl and say 'Hi.. I have a long and thick shlong. Wanna come home with me?'" So we all laugh and I tell her that I can pull it off if I wanted too. She said "You think you could?" I said, "Well let me try it on you. Let's just pretend we're at a bar and I don't know you..." So I go into this serious mode and try to pick her up by using "the line." We had a great time doing this and she was totally into me like she never had before.

So this got me into thinking... Maybe I can use this type of role playing with a girl that I do like. However, a girl that I'm just dating for the first time wouldn't get the same type of "long and thick" conversation that I used with that girl.

I was thinking a good one would be during dinner that you are thinking of switching jobs. You tell her that you have an interview and that you want to practice salary negotiation. It would go something like this:

YOU: Ok... now just help me out here. You're the person interviewing me and you want to hire me. But we have to talk salary. I have to practice hardballing...
HER: I don't know... I feel kind of stupid.
YOU: Don't worry bout it.. Just help me out. Try to lowball me.
HER: Ok.. I'll try it.
YOU: Ok... <ahem...> Listen. I really like the position you're offering me. However, I'm getting quite a competitive offer from ACME Co. that's paying me a little more. I would like to work for you but not for a penny less than $60 thousand.
HER: Well. We can only afford to give you $48 thousand plus stock options.
YOU: Sorry... That is way too low. I'm the best "such and such" in the industry and you'd be crazy to lose my talent for a few measly grand.
HER: Ok.. $55K, company car, and stock options. I can't offer anymore.
YOU: Well... That's still lower than what I wanted. How about if you help out on the deal...
HER: Oh? What do you mean?
YOU: How about if I take your offer.. but only if you convince me that you're the person I want to see every day. Day in and day out. Maybe if you get on your knees and....

Ok.. well you get the point. You now have an anchor to turn the conversation into something a little more erotic.

Like I said.. I haven't tried this yet. I thought it was a good technique. Any suggestions? Feedback? Stories? Or any pledges from a DJ with guts enough to try this before I do on Thursday?

J.P.

 

[Poet]

Originally posted by JPFromTally:
I will try it, but not the schlong one. In fact I do role playing with chicks. I met a chick at a party some years ago & her BF was there & we went wild with role palying, she was my "***** cat" (I was her trainer, we went totally off the wall & every one at the party was staring at us) but we hada blast, neeedless to say her BF was less then pleased but who gives a fukk. Or U can pretend U both are long lost friends, that leads to enthusiastic hugs & smiles & lottsa BS, works at paries cause U can "perform" in front of people, that's half the fun. It helps if she is an exhibitionist tho. Poet

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The cat that walks alone...

 

[Krynnster]

JP,

I really liked your example and the way you turned it from "fluff" to "muff".

Actually, I use to roleplay a lot and I find it to be very effective on the first date! My favorite one is "you're in a bar and I'm picking you up" and then I use the most obnoxious, cheesy and funny pick-up lines I know. It's hilarious. You should try it!

K.

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"Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly" - The Dalai Lama.

 

[BGC]

Originally posted by Krynnster:
JP,
My favorite one is "you're in a bar and I'm picking you up" and then I use the most obnoxious, cheesy and funny pick-up lines I know. It's hilarious. You should try it!

K.

Never heard of that, but imagine the possibilties!

You could talk about sex, without "talking" about sex! You know what I mean? It's like it wouldn't really count.

But how do you segue into this role playing? If you could seque into it smoothly, this shhit would be bad-ass. Otherwise, if you're like, "Hey, wanna pretend I'm picking you up at a bar?" She might get a little sketched out, you know?


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[Poet]

BGC:
Easy seque, just ask her if she has ever been hit on at a bar & how she responded, then ask her to show U, U be the guy (dud), then go with it, but U'r techniques is BETTER so U can have some real fun with it. I will try that one as well. Now the real kicker would be to get her to play a horny chick & U R a virgin! ha ha that would be killer!! Poet

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The cat that walks alone...

 

[Krynnster]

Originally posted by Poet:
Now the real kicker would be to get her to play a horny chick & U R a virgin! ha ha that would be killer!! Poet

Poet, you are my hero!

k.



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"Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly" - The Dalai Lama.

 

[NEANDERTHAL SUPERSOLDIER]

hmmmmm, never really put role playing into my arsenal, at least not seriously and not anytime in the recent past. Might have to look for opportunities to throw it in and see what happens.

 

[BGC]

Originally posted by Poet:
BGC:
get her to play a horny chick & U R a virgin!

Poet,

You -- and we, because we're in the discussion -- just made a veritable DISCOVERY.

 

[BGC]

Originally posted by Poet:
BGC:
get her to play a horny chick & U R a virgin!

Poet,

You -- and we, because we're in the discussion -- just made a veritable DISCOVERY.

If you can segue into the role playing of picking her up by asking her about her experiences getting hit on, and then use the language, "O.K., show me. I'll be the guy," and then she says, "O.K.," and then you're two normal people in a bar, just a guy trying to pick up a girl.

And so you're role playing that way while you're eating at a restaurant or while you're having a drink somewhere, and then you go through a few different "guys" and approaches, and then you say, "Hey, I got an idea. Let's make you a really horny chick and I'll be a virgin," and then you start doing that.

This is the kind of stuff that SS and NLP get at, but this is so much more natural!

If you can do all that successfully, and now this brawd IS FUKKING TALKING LIKE A PORN STAR to you, even if it's "make believe."

Christ.

You know how much that will change her psychological state?

In a real way, she will BECOME that person who's saying she wants eat your cok alive.

I'd wager that if a psychologist did a controlled study of this particular role playing on, say, a third date, before the two people had had sex, I'd bet more than twice as many brawds would put out after they've been sucked into this little ruse.

There is a slight risk involved, but if you can segue well . . .

PS Instead of bringing up directly whether the chick gets hit on a lot (which is a form of flattery and supplication), you can always use the old article thing, or, the twist I think is better, a study. Just make up a study you saw in the paper recently. Say, "You know they did a study, it was in the paper today, and seventy-eight percent of women said at least three guys or more tried to pick them up the last time they were at a bar . . . "

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"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing."

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[Poet]

BGC:
Yes...3 part segue, U pick her up, she picks U up then U go with the slut (maybe a better word would be mature woman) & virgin role play (after U both have had a few drinks & lots of laughs) it should flow pretty well. Maybe instead on a virgin U could just be a "nerd" with virginity implied in your "role" (so the role might be: "Mature woman & nerd")that would slip it into the role play kinda sneaky like & then she would SQUEAL with delight, cause all chicks love to think that U R a virgin it get gets em going like nothing else (+ it naturally gets her role playing even more!). I remember when I lost mine I told the chick (she was a regular fukk-o-matic name "Deja") She went nuts on me man! Definitely SS with a twist, good strategy to try soon. Poet

PS thanks Krynnster, I try.

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The cat that walks alone...

 

[BigBadJon]

Hey, I like the direction this post is taking. Definitely good material.

Great way to get her thinking heavily about sex with you for the first time....you are using a hypothetical situation to remove the risk that she may become offended by overtly sexual gestures. How can she get pissed, after all you are talking about SOMEONE ELSE!!!

In her mind it makes no difference. Or should I say in her SUBCONSCIOUS mind. That's why SS works so well. A man can get away with saying almost anything, providing he is adept at wording and phrasing it properly.

Excellent post JP. I am gonna call up the New Years chick in a couple of days....I'm only looking for a short term thing with her....maybe I can incorporate this into my plan of attack.

 

[JPFromTally]

You guys never cease to impress me.. Do you know what serendipity is? That's when in an attempt to discover something, you discover something completely different. That roleplaying about you being the virgin and her being the "mature woman" trying to pick you up is pure genious. I'm going to try that one too.

Thanks guys. I'll let you know how it works out.