JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
I got a date with the girl I met at a club last week (see earlier post) on Thursday. But I got this idea that I think will work to get her all riled up and into me. I was wondering if there are some guys out there who have a date or something from now until then who can give it a try before I get a chance to. I'm going to do it regardless but would like some input.
Ok it all started last Friday when a couple of friends (2 guys 1 girl) and I went to this bar. The two guys sat up front and I sat in the back with the girl on the way over. Now this girl is pretty cute but I don't want to mack on her because I got my eyes on her friend. Now this girl and I are like acquantaince friends and we've never really had that great of chemistry. Just not that much in common. My friend up front says something to the effect of "Wouldn't it be great if you could just go up to a girl and say 'Hi.. I have a long and thick shlong. Wanna come home with me?'" So we all laugh and I tell her that I can pull it off if I wanted too. She said "You think you could?" I said, "Well let me try it on you. Let's just pretend we're at a bar and I don't know you..." So I go into this serious mode and try to pick her up by using "the line." We had a great time doing this and she was totally into me like she never had before.
So this got me into thinking... Maybe I can use this type of role playing with a girl that I do like. However, a girl that I'm just dating for the first time wouldn't get the same type of "long and thick" conversation that I used with that girl.
I was thinking a good one would be during dinner that you are thinking of switching jobs. You tell her that you have an interview and that you want to practice salary negotiation. It would go something like this:
YOU: Ok... now just help me out here. You're the person interviewing me and you want to hire me. But we have to talk salary. I have to practice hardballing...
HER: I don't know... I feel kind of stupid.
YOU: Don't worry bout it.. Just help me out. Try to lowball me.
HER: Ok.. I'll try it.
YOU: Ok... <ahem...> Listen. I really like the position you're offering me. However, I'm getting quite a competitive offer from ACME Co. that's paying me a little more. I would like to work for you but not for a penny less than $60 thousand.
HER: Well. We can only afford to give you $48 thousand plus stock options.
YOU: Sorry... That is way too low. I'm the best "such and such" in the industry and you'd be crazy to lose my talent for a few measly grand.
HER: Ok.. $55K, company car, and stock options. I can't offer anymore.
YOU: Well... That's still lower than what I wanted. How about if you help out on the deal...
HER: Oh? What do you mean?
YOU: How about if I take your offer.. but only if you convince me that you're the person I want to see every day. Day in and day out. Maybe if you get on your knees and....
Ok.. well you get the point. You now have an anchor to turn the conversation into something a little more erotic.
Like I said.. I haven't tried this yet. I thought it was a good technique. Any suggestions? Feedback? Stories? Or any pledges from a DJ with guts enough to try this before I do on Thursday?
J.P.
Ok it all started last Friday when a couple of friends (2 guys 1 girl) and I went to this bar. The two guys sat up front and I sat in the back with the girl on the way over. Now this girl is pretty cute but I don't want to mack on her because I got my eyes on her friend. Now this girl and I are like acquantaince friends and we've never really had that great of chemistry. Just not that much in common. My friend up front says something to the effect of "Wouldn't it be great if you could just go up to a girl and say 'Hi.. I have a long and thick shlong. Wanna come home with me?'" So we all laugh and I tell her that I can pull it off if I wanted too. She said "You think you could?" I said, "Well let me try it on you. Let's just pretend we're at a bar and I don't know you..." So I go into this serious mode and try to pick her up by using "the line." We had a great time doing this and she was totally into me like she never had before.
So this got me into thinking... Maybe I can use this type of role playing with a girl that I do like. However, a girl that I'm just dating for the first time wouldn't get the same type of "long and thick" conversation that I used with that girl.
I was thinking a good one would be during dinner that you are thinking of switching jobs. You tell her that you have an interview and that you want to practice salary negotiation. It would go something like this:
YOU: Ok... now just help me out here. You're the person interviewing me and you want to hire me. But we have to talk salary. I have to practice hardballing...
HER: I don't know... I feel kind of stupid.
YOU: Don't worry bout it.. Just help me out. Try to lowball me.
HER: Ok.. I'll try it.
YOU: Ok... <ahem...> Listen. I really like the position you're offering me. However, I'm getting quite a competitive offer from ACME Co. that's paying me a little more. I would like to work for you but not for a penny less than $60 thousand.
HER: Well. We can only afford to give you $48 thousand plus stock options.
YOU: Sorry... That is way too low. I'm the best "such and such" in the industry and you'd be crazy to lose my talent for a few measly grand.
HER: Ok.. $55K, company car, and stock options. I can't offer anymore.
YOU: Well... That's still lower than what I wanted. How about if you help out on the deal...
HER: Oh? What do you mean?
YOU: How about if I take your offer.. but only if you convince me that you're the person I want to see every day. Day in and day out. Maybe if you get on your knees and....
Ok.. well you get the point. You now have an anchor to turn the conversation into something a little more erotic.
Like I said.. I haven't tried this yet. I thought it was a good technique. Any suggestions? Feedback? Stories? Or any pledges from a DJ with guts enough to try this before I do on Thursday?
J.P.