So this morning my nurse comes in (not the one I'm trying to smash) & we're just shooting the **** & whatever. The chick I'm after gives her a call on the work phone & asks where she is because they want to take group pics for the holiday or something. A few mins later I have my nurse in here hooking up my IV & the girl comes in to get her. She ofcourse goes innocent flirt mode with me but I decided to just mess with her & call her out on the avoidance. When she saw me & said hi I was like "oh god, look who showed up..it's you..just go, please" (but in a totally jokey tone & she saw that & started laughing. I immediately call her out on her not showing face the past few days (whole time in a playful tone, but what I'm saying are my legit thoughts so why hold them back?) .
"You send this girl with the awesome accent to say hi for you now?" (My nurse was from West Virginia & I had no idea what their accent sounded like until last night...I loved it for some reason, totally unique sounding)
She says "no I've been busy so I couldn't say hi"
I go "if you really wanted to you would have stopped by, you can't fool me. You're dealing with a seasoned pro here sweetheart"
"No really I couldn't & I didn't wanna bother you, you need to rest" (she knows my sleep patterns are nonexistent & im awake all the time, so nice try lol)
She was standing across the room with the other coworkers as they came in here to get everyone for the picture they wanted to take, I know if she was alone she would have been right up next to me while talking so I made a comment about her being far away & smelling her bs;
"Even all the way across the room I can smell the bull****" (as soon as I say that everyone laughs, including her, but she scoffs & goes 'ugh RUDE'"
"Me ? Rude? We both know I'm an innocent angel who never does anything bad" I say & immediately from there I start flirting with her
The room was dark & she was wearing black or navy but I couldn't tell..so I asked her. She said she's wearing black & I go "mmm you look ****ing sexy in black...almost as black as your cold little heart" (the guy nurses are like floored I'm saying this infront of everyone, the other girls are giggling, etc.)
"Exactly like that" she says while smirking & lowering her eyes a bit.
I reiterate how I like it & then tell everyone in the group to get out & go be Instagram divas & take their stupid pictures (idk why the girls thought that was hilarious...I didn't even try to make it comical, but bitches have dumb humor I guess hahahaha)
I totally forgot to say merry Christmas to her so when I woke up after a nap I shot her a text saying it.
I'll gauge her vibe when she responds. Idk if she works tonight or not, but I wonder if me calling her out in a playful way is gonna turn her off or raise intrigue in her. I'm using this as an opportunity to try new things because if nothing happens out of it I'm not gonna be pissed about it. What I really want to do is just grab her & kiss her but I won't do that unless I know she's feeling it...last thing I'm trying to do is catch a case while I'm here haha