just a tease, or is there something else ?

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NorPacWolf said:
I believe I've read all of Warpy's posts about this girl and if I recall correctly, Warpy never claimed this happened.

I just want to clarify and say that no one here is advocating dropping this girl, I think the general message is that it's only natural to feel needy when you feel like there is scarcity. If you're a squirrel with a stockpile of nuts or at least ready access vs. a squirrel trying to track down that one elusive nut, of course you'll feel differently. OK, I'm being silly and I'll stop.

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hey wolf, go online :) we'll talk about the nuts.
 

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I assumed he got a bj here...if not, wtf did he get? Hopefully, not just blue balls? :confused:
Yea man. That's what I wanna know. I asked before: Did she swallow? But you didn't answer. Graphic details please?
 

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you gotta love those sponge baths :) lol, infact if i could get one now, i'll die happy :)
 

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^ Wow, so "the rest is history" was just a SPONGE BATH???

Keerrist. :yawn:

She PUSHES you into the shower. Maybe turns on the water and gets you wet. Suds you up a bit. Or just want to literally cool you off with a "cold shower." Totally dominates and manhandles you either way...while giving up nothing of herself. And amusingly watches you still get sprung like a rabid dog.

Man, talk about her power-wh0ring and you getting PWNED...does it "smell like Heaven" when she farts in your face too? :crackup:
 
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lol, no it wasnt a sponge bath, but this sure makes things funny, i'll report later on. i am meeting her in a few hours. and i'll do the whole graphic NON sponge bath thing :) cheers.
 

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Every time warpy updates this thread I get the giggles.

I say $100 he doesn't get laid with this girl by New Years. Any takers?
 

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thanks for bashing me kyphan, you are a true friend .

first of all i am going to a party tomorrow night, private party hopefully there will be some hot girls in there.

the promised story, i'll make this short, she pushed me into the bathroom took off my pants, started to rub me with her hands slowly, after a while she said the best way to do it is to make everything smooth, took off a bottle of liquid soap, poured into her hands, this happened a few times and then....

today, was in class with her, after that i went to the labs, she came after an hour and said she wants to go home and eat, at first i said no using the excuses that her cats give me allergies, but since i wanted to go, i said "i am hungry as it is, lets go, but i am not going inside, the cats will be the end of me", we went and i grabbed some pizza from the pizza place, we walked to her place, on the way she said "how about eating with me in the apartment", i said "if i came this far i'll go upstairs, but if i start to get allergies, i am outa there". she was happy.
we went up, she made food, i started talking about how i am going to stay in the midzone of the house and not touch anything, she opened her arms and said "are you sure you dont want to touch anything", i said "yes i am sure!" we stayed for a while and she wanted to show me the wedding pics someone took in a wedding she was 2 days ago, mistake #1 .. i didnt see the pics at that time i just saw a blurry image on the camera viewport and i stupidly said, omg she looks fat. baaad move on my part, she closed the cam and was so offended she had tears in her eyes, my remark impact her big time, now you guys will think she is trying to use some emotional crap on me to get some attention.. i thought so too until she told me that someone in her family is anorexic and i hit a nerve, a big one, i apologized, i am not a complete idiot and crying girls are my Achilles Heel, anyways as soon as she understood i didnt see the picture well enough to notice it was her she hugged me and it was forgiven.
*seriously now, i did not mean to offend her, she is so ****ing hot with legs from here to the moon, but this taught me a good lesson, the word fat and girls.. dont mix.
then she wanted to watch some tv " she made up the bed, but i said "i am not going near that cat deathtrap", so she put a coat over the bed and i layed there near her, she started to cuddle, so i did what my friend wolf said, i used the hook bait release technique, took her hand and then i threw it away, at a later time i said "you know why we will be perfect in bed, we both like to do xxxxx, but its too perfect so it wont happen", i told her i wanted a backrub, she told me to take off my shirt and she happily gave me a massage pressing her body onto my back. was fun.
she touched my legs near the crotch area, so i did the same to her, but she said no, now here is when i made my second mistake (i think its a mistake, correct me if its not), i said "HB, do you know what you want from me?, because you cant get attention and physical closeness without giving something back", she said i can have everything beside kissing and touching the redzones on her, i said "i am very disappointed, i wont let you switch me on and off like this", she said she cant help it, she has to touch me ... here is the mistake, then she said "maybe i should try harder not to touch you"
anyways we managed to talk a bit more and somehow the fat subject rose again and the "not touching me part", but she still said she loves doing it.
we had a quick hug session where i kissed her neck and ear, she loved it, stopped me again after a few minutes.

so i figured i'd do something different, i told her to close her eyes and imagine her in my bed, i will spare you the details, but she got aroused and stopped me, so i said "so now i cant even talk?", i told her "there is no doubt in my mind i can make you ***" .. you know the rest, she said we cant do that...
somehow i said i have something to tell her but i immidietly regretted, she wanted to know what it was so bad that i said "i dont plan on telling you ever" then i layed back and told her, if i cant talk to you i will just close my eyes and imagine what i need, so i did exactly that, but she kept insisting i'll tell her so i closed my eyes and then she said that i wouldnt be able to resist her, she licked my belly, pulled away my underware just a bit and started to tickle me below the belt accidently touching you know what, she did it a few times but i resisted, once she couldnt get it out of me she walked up and said "i am not playing this game".. dont realy remember what happened next but she stopped, put her coat on and gotten ready to leave, i did not let her leave the apartment for a few more minutes, blocking the entrance, but since the time was already so late and we both were late for this class we hugged intensly and got out of the apartment.

i believe in learning from mistakes, so when we walked back to the uni we both went to different classes, i said "we'll talk sunday about the next exam" (its in 2 weeks folks..) i said "listen, you can keep touching me, its okay" she said "but you said you want more from me and i cant give you more, right ?" ... then i hugged her, she held me for a second with a tight hug, i smiled and said "good night" and walked away...

i hope i got that last point clear, i did not give her any validation for the fact i am not going to need more from her, but i also didnt lose my right to fight this insane idea that she can do everything but i cant do anything back, the point was left unsaid.

you guys, forget those silly bets, it means nothing, the end is not the goal, its the process of learning how to deal with these situations, how to make sure you are in control, how to be in control of what you say, do, think.

some after thoughts, she clearly feels very close to me emotionaly and physicaly, she wants to spend time with me and touch me, she clearly has some redzones, but i believe with some effort i can cross those zones, its a matter of how and not when. i realy need a better battle plan here. keep in mind that the next month is probably going to be daily study sessions with her, i found out the next 2 exams are so close, this needs some extra special attention.
i do plan on isolating her, somehow saying i gotta drive home and bring something i forgot, ask her to join me,..
isolation works better than anything else. push pull works on the day today basis.. the freezing tactic works when its on the realy last minute and she is realy aroused and on fire. one of her sweet spots is the ear, and i have access to that always. i can clearly arouse her by just talking about things and then i can kiss her neck and ear, she is melting in my hands when i do that.
 
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What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Cool. You got a handjob - that's better than nothing :) (plus she's making you happy and you're learning about girls. Also, you're learning their cheating ways and behaviors -- know the signs if that was your girlfriend)

You know that if you start to date her, then she'll cheat on you as well. This puts her in the never-will-be-your girlfriend category. Just enjoy your time with her and meeting/banging other girls. :cheer:

Thanks for the story - good stuff :up:
 

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yeah, i dont have ANY illusions about her cheating again. once is enough to be black booked. i do enjoy our time, this adventure is fun. i realy appreciate your comment eric, if you have any advice beyond the normal theory .. pitch in at anytime.
 

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warpy said:
you guys, forget those silly bets, it means nothing, the end is not the goal, its the process of learning how to deal with these situations, how to make sure you are in control, how to be in control of what you say, do, think.
Dude, you are neither in control nor are you learning anything useful. You are just allowing yourself to be further conditioned and re-inforcing negative behaviours (on your part). She has the ultimate 'girlfriend' right now. He11, my money says warpy's carrying a spare box of tampons in his bookbag for her right now :)

So why not be the MAN she wants you to be. Vanish for awhile and actually date other women. Just one wiff of that and she's sure to give up the pvss. Then again, you already know that right?

Or who knows, maybe we've got us another chickie here with an STD to hide...
 

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warpy said:
yeah, i dont have ANY illusions about her cheating again. once is enough to be black booked. i do enjoy our time, this adventure is fun. i realy appreciate your comment eric, if you have any advice beyond the normal theory .. pitch in at anytime.
My experience was that once a woman "cheated" with me...that she wanted MORE.
 

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Warpy,

I think what's being suggested here is that you not be so available to this girl. You were seeing her EVERY spare minute (10 hours a day was it?). Feel free to see her here and there, but don't devote every spare minute to her.

My sense is you wake up thinking about her, post about her, go to class, and hope to spend a full working day with her when she's available, then get on the boards again and tell us about your blue balls. This is what people mean when they say you are her "girlfriend." She gets all the emotional and academic support she wants, whenever she wants, and you are left with...blue balls.

Mystery Method tip: feel free to see her, but you don't have to take up each invitation. Seeing her is an IOI. Mix it up with an IOD (indicator of disinterest), ie, don't see her when the opportunity arises once in a while. This should create some push pull tension.

Anyway, the excruciating pace of your progress, this girl's cheating ways, your obsessive devotion, all make for a compelling read.

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OK, at the behest of a friend I made the mistake of actually reading through this entire thread. WARPY you are a chump in the extreme. How many other opportunities have you missed with other, better prospects? You are wasting valuable time concentrating on one target with a minimum of return on your investment. Not only this, but you go into excruciating detail about this travesty like some pedantic 13 year old girl writing in her secret diary with every update to this thread. You're not seeking advice, you're seeking affirmation and reinforcement for acting like the AFC you are from the Mature board members.

And SHAME on you ERIC, a handjob is better than nothing? Are you fukking kidding me? I expect better than that.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
And SHAME on you ERIC, a handjob is better than nothing? Are you fukking kidding me? I expect better than that.
lol There's no shame in congratulating a brother for getting a handjob. :cheer:
 

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And SHAME on you ERIC, a handjob is better than nothing? Are you fukking kidding me? I expect better than that.
Well, I expected more than just a HANDJOB for "the rest is history."

Sorry, but handjobs don't make "history," bro...

Your problem goes back to the fact that you have no other plates and thus no better options. Hey, I know how it is cuz I basically got that problem right now too - and the hardest part is getting it all started. It's like getting a job without experience and experience without a job. Things at rest tend to stay at rest while things in motion tend to stay in motion. Inertial momentum can work for or against you.

We need to GET MORE PLATES. Just like how that kawktease has a main dinner plate and so can toy with you as a side dish. She's a cake-eater and all you are is icing on her cake.

BTW, have you ever thought about the fact that she may be full of her bf's cvm? If you ever eat her out or smash that, you might be dippin' in his sloppy seconds! :D
 

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Seriously, moderators, lock this thread. Warpy, just forget about this thread until:

a. you post a LR with this girl.
b. you post a FR about another girl.

Warpy, you are only providing morbid reading pleasure and indulging the sadistic streak of people reading your thread.

Wolf

PS: Warpy, you keep getting the same advice over and over. There is really nothing left for anyone to say.
 

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I don't understand the part after ...

- she got you to come to her apartment in the middle of the day;
- she got you into her bed;
- she got you to take your shirt off;
- she gave you a back massage;
- she started touching you around the crotch area;
- she licked your belly;
- she started pulling your underwear down;
- she started touching your ****.

and then you wanted to leave.
 
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