Is it better to eat her pu$$y before or during intercourse?

El Payaso

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I'm just curious which one produces better results.
 

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Do it first get it over with. That is, if you're going to do it at all.
 

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Last time I did was during... because was about to bust so i went down there and then banged her more...
 

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I did it once. Ended up having to do the the doctor a few days later due to a mouth infection. He told me she probably had bacteria down there and that you don't know how many guys have been there. A cool doctor, maybe he's on Sosuave himself.

Moral of the story: I'm not doing that again. I find it rather disgusting to do in any case.

My previous girlfriend told me that we can't be boyfriend/girlfriend until I do that to her. Then I told her that story and she just laughed.
 

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LMFAO said:
I did it once. Ended up having to do the the doctor a few days later due to a mouth infection. He told me she probably had bacteria down there and that you don't know how many guys have been there. A cool doctor, maybe he's on Sosuave himself.

Moral of the story: I'm not doing that again. I find it rather disgusting to do in any case.

My previous girlfriend told me that we can't be boyfriend/girlfriend until I do that to her. Then I told her that story and she just laughed.
It might have been Dr. Beard.

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LMFAO said:
I did it once. Ended up having to do the the doctor a few days later due to a mouth infection. He told me she probably had bacteria down there and that you don't know how many guys have been there. A cool doctor, maybe he's on Sosuave himself.

Moral of the story: I'm not doing that again. I find it rather disgusting to do in any case.

My previous girlfriend told me that we can't be boyfriend/girlfriend until I do that to her. Then I told her that story and she just laughed.
WTF? That sucks, man. That sh*t would turn me off of eating p*ssy forever I'm afraid. I've had some stankin' ass snatch before but I've never eaten any. If I can smell it at or near the panty line, then that's as close as my mouth gets. Most likely my d*ck will go limp too.

Hygiene is a big deal to me.
 

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Before, if at all, and assuming she's shaved and clean down there (ideally just showered)
 

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I don't eat pu$$y, I hate it. I start kissing her on the neck and grabbing her all over before I hit it

but I have always hated to eat a chick
 

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She'll taste different if you eat her out after f*cking for a bit, so depending on how you feel about it it might be best to do it beforehand.

I will say that it's definitely an acquired taste and each woman can taste different. Hell even my wife I've noticed can taste a little different every so often. One night I can only handle a couple minutes of it, the next night I'm down there for like half an hour.
 

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Used to do before as a starter/opener, but have learned never to go down on a dry vag early on. If they aren't juicy and turned on, often insecurities will kick in about having your face in the cooch, general body insecurities if they are naked, etc. so wait until she is well lubed, flushed, and panting hard. Of course this is only for early sex, after they have gotten used to you, it doesn't matter.
 

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If you could do it DURING intercourse.. You would have to be a contorshionist. That shyt should be on a porn vid..
 

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If it's a threesome then during intercourse if you can find the right angles. Otherwise before. And afterwards is just shameful no matter what.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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Before, during, after... I love licking a delicious püssy. I'll take "the Pepsi challenge" with a lesbian any day of the week! Mmmmm-MMMM!!

Well, not "after I come inside her". :gag:

Sometimes, If I'm about to come too quick, I'll pull out and do some licking (using fingers, too) until I back off from coming and can go a while longer. Then, I get close again, stop, do some licking, then continue again. When done this way, not only can you have her stuck on rolling orgasms, but you also back up a huge load.

Just last night, in fact: did as outlined above, ultimately ending with a facial/suck clean. Dirty-awesome, indeed. Instead of a measly couple minutes, I was able to attain "punisher mode" (in her mind, at least). Consider that women don't care how they are having multiple orgasms: if they are busy coming, they aren't wondering why your d¡ck isn't inside them. So, get close, back off and do some licking, get back at it, stop when you're close again, and continue until you need to let go. Do it on purpose: it makes it better for YOU when you finally decide to blast, and you'll look like a porn god in her eyes.

Though, I have a "delicious püssy" fetish, so I don't roll with the dirty girls. Obviously, this eliminates most stank hangups. Moreover, I very frequently insist that women shower quick before coming to the bedroom. They are generally more than happy to comply, for, they understand what I'm really proposing.

Oh, and I keep my d¡ck clean, so I'm not worried about my own "stank", either. Flavored condoms work well for you dirty-d¡cked dudes out there.

Hell, now that I'm thinking about it, she doesn't mind sucking her own spuzz off my junk, so...? In fact, she deliberately puts me in "punisher mode" by sucking for a while, then hopping on top for a while, then stopping and sucking again, then hopping back on... after a few rounds of this, it gets tough for me to get off. It gets crazy in all her holes after that, so, imagine the "for her" version with alternating licking/d¡cking: you put yourself in "punisher mode" and avoid the "two minute wonder" embarrassment/anxiety at the same time blowing her mind!

Like I said, a woman is NOT going to be thinking about how long you last if she's sweating, panting, and seeing fireworks. The ends justifies the means, and sex is for pleasure, so do whatever you like best.

As an afterthought, consider that just as some dudes have not and never will ƒuck a honest-to-goodness hot b¡tch, some dudes will never know what a truly delicious püssy tastes like. "Yuck, I'm done with that noise." It's the same dynamic as some chicks and anal, they have a bad experience by a poor operator and there's an aversion afterwards. "Ouch, I'm done with that noise." It's tough to convince them to open their ass after that. I just can't understand why guys ƒuck stank-snatched chicks, anyhow. :rolleyes: It's just plain unhealthy. Stop it. It's gross. If you can get a chick naked, then you can get them to shower, it's easy. Better hygiene = better sex.
 

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Ever go down on a squirter? Friggin gross. It was like being hit in the face with a large warm glass of pi$$.
 

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MaddXMan said:
Ever go down on a squirter? Friggin gross. It was like being hit in the face with a large warm glass of pi$$.
MaddXMan, ever nut on a chick's face?
 
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