Is it better to eat her pu$$y before or during intercourse?

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MaddXMan said:
That's different ;)
It IS different.

Guy's spuzz is FAR nastier, IMO. All thick and gloppy... eeesh.

Which would you rather have splashed on your face? A glass of "his", or a glass of "hers"?
:nervous: :nightmare:

It amazes me how pleased women are when they get a painting: smiling, smearing it all over their chest, sucking the rest out of your wang...

I bet most women (theoretically, considering flavor and consistency) would prefer another gal's spuzz over a guy's load, lesbian or not.

Anyway, your original comment got me thinking about how we would hope a gal at least pretends to like our loads splattered on them. I hope you were a trooper and didn't go off on her with "EWWW! THAT'S FüCKING GROSS!" Squirters are rare enough, but to get negative reinforcement about it? It would've been the last she squirted on anyone if you had.
 

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Vulpine said:
It IS different.

Guy's spuzz is FAR nastier, IMO. All thick and gloppy... eeesh.

Which would you rather have splashed on your face? A glass of "his", or a glass of "hers"?
:nervous: :nightmare:

It amazes me how pleased women are when they get a painting: smiling, smearing it all over their chest, sucking the rest out of your wang...

I bet most women (theoretically, considering flavor and consistency) would prefer another gal's spuzz over a guy's load, lesbian or not.

Anyway, your original comment got me thinking about how we would hope a gal at least pretends to like our loads splattered on them. I hope you were a trooper and didn't go off on her with "EWWW! THAT'S FüCKING GROSS!" Squirters are rare enough, but to get negative reinforcement about it? It would've been the last she squirted on anyone if you had.
lol when I was hit in the face by a huge splash it was totally unexpected. I said "Are you ok??" She said yeah why? Because...um

She said she should have given me warning - she called that particular orgasm "the showstopper." Just a huge amount of fluid. The first time was on top of my comforter - went through that, the sheets, the mattress pad and soaked the mattress itself. After repeated sessions the bed seemed permanently damp. Talk about sleeping in the wet spot! Cause when it was happening, I wasn't gonna say "wait a sec, let me get a towell." I was cool with it, even liked it cause it was kind of nasty, but I didn't go down anymore because I wasn't going be drinking that ****
 

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MaddXMan said:
lol when I was hit in the face by a huge splash it was totally unexpected. I said "Are you ok??" She said yeah why? Because...um

She said she should have given me warning - she called that particular orgasm "the showstopper."
I see, right on, then. Must've shocked the sh¡t out of you like a face raping. :eek:
Dude, what if she said some over-the-top sh¡t like, "Get it all, slut."
:crackup:
I've considered some of the bothersome repercussions of encouraging my frau to squirt. We already keep towels handy for afterwards, a preparatory ritual wouldn't be bothersome. Two beds? We'll cross that bridge when she lets go.
 

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MaddXMan said:
She said she should have given me warning - she called that particular orgasm "the showstopper." Just a huge amount of fluid. The first time was on top of my comforter - went through that, the sheets, the mattress pad and soaked the mattress itself. After repeated sessions the bed seemed permanently damp. Talk about sleeping in the wet spot! Cause when it was happening, I wasn't gonna say "wait a sec, let me get a towell." I was cool with it, even liked it cause it was kind of nasty, but I didn't go down anymore because I wasn't going be drinking that ****
To me, whether or not I'll dive into something like that is DIRECTLY related to the girl's hotness. Truly hot girls know how to take care of themselves and have decent enough hygiene.

I suspect any girl's willingness to swallow a load of jizz is directly correlated to the guy's frame of dominance/attractiveness too. Girls will do damn near anything if THEY want to. It's always cracked me up how guys (me included, back in the day) wonder why a girl that used to routinely suck d*ck doesn't anymore. They'll come up with a litany of excuses such as she doesn't like the taste, doesn't like giving head, bad experience with an ex, etc. when she used to suck THE SAME DUDE dry. Never entertained that maybe she just doesn't want to do it because she's not attracted enough.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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speed dawg said:
To me, whether or not I'll dive into something like that is DIRECTLY related to the girl's hotness. Truly hot girls know how to take care of themselves and have decent enough hygiene.

I suspect any girl's willingness to swallow a load of jizz is directly correlated to the guy's frame of dominance/attractiveness too. Girls will do damn near anything if THEY want to. It's always cracked me up how guys (me included, back in the day) wonder why a girl that used to routinely suck d*ck doesn't anymore. They'll come up with a litany of excuses such as she doesn't like the taste, doesn't like giving head, bad experience with an ex, etc. when she used to suck THE SAME DUDE dry. Never entertained that maybe she just doesn't want to do it because she's not attracted enough.
I really enjoy skeeting in a girls mouth and watching her swallow it down. I always say after "how does it taste." hahaha
 

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speed dawg said:
To me, whether or not I'll dive into something like that is DIRECTLY related to the girl's hotness. Truly hot girls know how to take care of themselves and have decent enough hygiene.

I suspect any girl's willingness to swallow a load of jizz is directly correlated to the guy's frame of dominance/attractiveness too. Girls will do damn near anything if THEY want to. It's always cracked me up how guys (me included, back in the day) wonder why a girl that used to routinely suck d*ck doesn't anymore. They'll come up with a litany of excuses such as she doesn't like the taste, doesn't like giving head, bad experience with an ex, etc. when she used to suck THE SAME DUDE dry. Never entertained that maybe she just doesn't want to do it because she's not attracted enough.
Come on man... some girls CAN'T do it... I have been with some who tried but as soon as the gun has shot she starts gagging and throwing up and nasty sh!t like that. Ex wife was like that.. once that starts happening I don't try and force the issue. Yeah I tell her "swallow it" but she can't take it.

Also it takes alot of practice for a woman to swallow happily. I prefer the more unexperienced one who PROBABLY has not done it before, thank you very much.
 

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Never really had a problem going down on 7's or above. It's a good way to get them wet & sometimes go down before I fu*k them, sometimes after.
 
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