Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Trust me nigga.
Today, I opened this one hot hottie short girl who is sooo damn hot for 5'3. She was sitting across from me in the room and I was like, "DIMEBAG, you need to find a way to talk to this beautiful specimen called a slut or you will not smoke weed tonight."
So I did what I did best. I used my resources( the whole room of people also known as group theory by many keyboard jockeys in these parts) and used context(I was in film class) and totally was like "Hey Ms. ---- , I'm gonna be shooting a very important and exciting film soon that is loosely based on Rambo which is only the coolest action, drama, romance ever to grace a screen. And I need " And I go off with these insane ideas about bears and penguins and big scar faced chinese guys like that guy who is in those Jeane Claude Van Damme movies." Every started crackin up and I lit up everything. And then I started asking people if they knew where I could find a live grizzly bear and other wild animals that obviously can't be found.. And with that I led the convo to Her...and she gave me a big smile and a sparkle in her eye and I knew I was in. She gave me her teddy bear and I was like "Yo dawg, this aint gon do" and so I gave it back to her as a Christmas present and she laughed and laughed everytime I'd say something. I got closer to her and was like "...You..wanna be in my movie?!" and she enthusiastically said yes. And I was like "Can you handle an AK-47 and a hunk like me to fight?" And she was like "ooh, I don't know"
"Oh, I might fire you already"
She was like please don't..
And so I gave her a hard time, and commented on her pearl necklace and rubbed her collarbone as I picked it up(she has gorgeous tits) and she gave me the this look as if I could just whip it out and slap her with it.
Then I made her leave and go find me a grizzly bear and she actually went outside and in long story short. I got the damn number( for when I need to get in "contact" with her about "business") and then walked her to class gave her KINO sparingly...ooh man, the forecast for this girl calls for Strong Penis Thrust with, Heavy PM jack off juice showers and female attachment to the one they call Dime the temperature is gonna be 169 degrees so grab your umbrellas and KY Jelly, oops I mean UV lotion because its gonna be a crazy one.
And then an hour later, I go back into the class to finish some editing on a movie and theres another girl. A blonde HB7 and from the face she's a 9 but the body is like not matching so...
Anywho, I open her and her group up and we start chatting and I find out that I used to sell cocaine to her brother and then I start negging her. And then she starts talking about how her parents are getting her a car this weekend. I was like "Nigga b*tch, you must be the gold diggin type eh?" and she gives me a look, smiles and pushes my face and slaps my chest very hard.. I was in! And then I asked her what she was gonna get and she was like
"My parents better not get me anything under a 2002 because those cars are really old"
I gave her this look and she was like "what?"
I told her to get a BMW and she was like "well thats what I actually want"
And I was like "GREAT! Now that your finally getting a nice car you are taking me out on a date next tuesday!"
Every dude was like..."Doh"
She was like "HA HA HA, really?"(with a crazy look)
Me: Yep, and you're gonna drive me around in your cool BMW all over town!
Her:And you want me to take us to a steak diner too?!
Me: "well of course! I demand only the best"
and she laughed and I slipped a piece of paper and was like "yo nig, digits right thurr"
and the whole time I was just playing around and not being serious at all and I was expecting a rejected paper but she wrote her home, cell and AOL s/n.
And I was like "yeeah, and if your later I'll never speak to you again, GOT IT!?"
She was like "YES SIR" and then I went to go smoke a joint.
30 minutes later I come back to finish some more touches on my editing and the same 3-4 girls I posted about in the other post were in and as usual in unison they were like "HEY DIME!"
And I was like "Nigga blaaaack!" and I sat down and did some editing as to not come off as desperate for them or whatever you call it and 5 minutes into it one comes up and asks if I was talking to her online last night(obvious approach) and I was like "yeah, maybe I'm busy though so peace out dawg" and she left..and like a few minutes later some dude comes in and starts chatting to the girls but because he doesn't know..."the way"...like I know it, he only focuses on the chick that is actually hot. Wrong move assmunch!
I approached the 5 set and started talking to dude and then moved to the neglected girls and they were all of sudden competing for me! For the first time I wasnt blind to what was really going on! These girls were putting each other down to make themselves look better in front of me..and I was like "sooo, ladies why must you all fawn over my friend here?"
And they gave me and dude a look and laughed and kept talking to me and somehow in the sequence I smoothly transition to the hottie and totally blow the other guy out of any communication as I'm negging HB8 and riding her emotions. And then I asked her what her favorite drink was(take notes you c*nts) and she replied "coffee" BINGO I'm in like William H. Taft stuck to a bathtub. Now this girl was obviously been taught a few tricks because I did some cold reading and ESP and she said she felt as if I was making this stuff up. Maybe I was getting a little insecure so I closed her with the drink question because with that I asked her "whats your favorite coffee shop, cafe thing?" And she replied with various and she mentioned one that I liked and there I suggested(the game is all about suggestion) coffee date and she agreed and so I got the number and if it doesn't snow so bad tomorrow I'm on for 6 o clock in the evening. After this I call her boring and go back to the other 3 girls.
I started talking to them and neggin them extremely. They were cracking up and dissing each other and obviously wanting to show that they were more valuable then the next girl.. and so they try to impress me with stories of them doing "crazy" sh*t and I told them that they were boring ..They were in shock. And so they were like, we wanna drink with you! And I was like
"Nigga please! I'm the tri county drinker of the year, 2 time Jack Daniel's MVP, 2004 Evan Williams Student of the year and I'm on my way to getting a degree in Alcoholism."
And then they responded with some bullsh*t about how they like to drink vodka straight and lots of it and I was like
"And that would be the day I see Michael Jackson turn back to his blackness" and so I challenged them and got the digits and I'm on for next weekend with these 3 chicks..When I'm through with those vaginas that whole house is gonna become a re-enaction of the the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Niggasaki.
Yeah, use imagination for other than releasing jack off juices and you will as Bruce Lee puts it "Enter the Poon" aww yeah, black man out
Black dog out.
Today, I opened this one hot hottie short girl who is sooo damn hot for 5'3. She was sitting across from me in the room and I was like, "DIMEBAG, you need to find a way to talk to this beautiful specimen called a slut or you will not smoke weed tonight."
So I did what I did best. I used my resources( the whole room of people also known as group theory by many keyboard jockeys in these parts) and used context(I was in film class) and totally was like "Hey Ms. ---- , I'm gonna be shooting a very important and exciting film soon that is loosely based on Rambo which is only the coolest action, drama, romance ever to grace a screen. And I need " And I go off with these insane ideas about bears and penguins and big scar faced chinese guys like that guy who is in those Jeane Claude Van Damme movies." Every started crackin up and I lit up everything. And then I started asking people if they knew where I could find a live grizzly bear and other wild animals that obviously can't be found.. And with that I led the convo to Her...and she gave me a big smile and a sparkle in her eye and I knew I was in. She gave me her teddy bear and I was like "Yo dawg, this aint gon do" and so I gave it back to her as a Christmas present and she laughed and laughed everytime I'd say something. I got closer to her and was like "...You..wanna be in my movie?!" and she enthusiastically said yes. And I was like "Can you handle an AK-47 and a hunk like me to fight?" And she was like "ooh, I don't know"
"Oh, I might fire you already"
She was like please don't..
And so I gave her a hard time, and commented on her pearl necklace and rubbed her collarbone as I picked it up(she has gorgeous tits) and she gave me the this look as if I could just whip it out and slap her with it.
Then I made her leave and go find me a grizzly bear and she actually went outside and in long story short. I got the damn number( for when I need to get in "contact" with her about "business") and then walked her to class gave her KINO sparingly...ooh man, the forecast for this girl calls for Strong Penis Thrust with, Heavy PM jack off juice showers and female attachment to the one they call Dime the temperature is gonna be 169 degrees so grab your umbrellas and KY Jelly, oops I mean UV lotion because its gonna be a crazy one.
And then an hour later, I go back into the class to finish some editing on a movie and theres another girl. A blonde HB7 and from the face she's a 9 but the body is like not matching so...
Anywho, I open her and her group up and we start chatting and I find out that I used to sell cocaine to her brother and then I start negging her. And then she starts talking about how her parents are getting her a car this weekend. I was like "Nigga b*tch, you must be the gold diggin type eh?" and she gives me a look, smiles and pushes my face and slaps my chest very hard.. I was in! And then I asked her what she was gonna get and she was like
"My parents better not get me anything under a 2002 because those cars are really old"
I gave her this look and she was like "what?"
I told her to get a BMW and she was like "well thats what I actually want"
And I was like "GREAT! Now that your finally getting a nice car you are taking me out on a date next tuesday!"
Every dude was like..."Doh"
She was like "HA HA HA, really?"(with a crazy look)
Me: Yep, and you're gonna drive me around in your cool BMW all over town!
Her:And you want me to take us to a steak diner too?!
Me: "well of course! I demand only the best"
and she laughed and I slipped a piece of paper and was like "yo nig, digits right thurr"
and the whole time I was just playing around and not being serious at all and I was expecting a rejected paper but she wrote her home, cell and AOL s/n.
And I was like "yeeah, and if your later I'll never speak to you again, GOT IT!?"
She was like "YES SIR" and then I went to go smoke a joint.
30 minutes later I come back to finish some more touches on my editing and the same 3-4 girls I posted about in the other post were in and as usual in unison they were like "HEY DIME!"
And I was like "Nigga blaaaack!" and I sat down and did some editing as to not come off as desperate for them or whatever you call it and 5 minutes into it one comes up and asks if I was talking to her online last night(obvious approach) and I was like "yeah, maybe I'm busy though so peace out dawg" and she left..and like a few minutes later some dude comes in and starts chatting to the girls but because he doesn't know..."the way"...like I know it, he only focuses on the chick that is actually hot. Wrong move assmunch!
I approached the 5 set and started talking to dude and then moved to the neglected girls and they were all of sudden competing for me! For the first time I wasnt blind to what was really going on! These girls were putting each other down to make themselves look better in front of me..and I was like "sooo, ladies why must you all fawn over my friend here?"
And they gave me and dude a look and laughed and kept talking to me and somehow in the sequence I smoothly transition to the hottie and totally blow the other guy out of any communication as I'm negging HB8 and riding her emotions. And then I asked her what her favorite drink was(take notes you c*nts) and she replied "coffee" BINGO I'm in like William H. Taft stuck to a bathtub. Now this girl was obviously been taught a few tricks because I did some cold reading and ESP and she said she felt as if I was making this stuff up. Maybe I was getting a little insecure so I closed her with the drink question because with that I asked her "whats your favorite coffee shop, cafe thing?" And she replied with various and she mentioned one that I liked and there I suggested(the game is all about suggestion) coffee date and she agreed and so I got the number and if it doesn't snow so bad tomorrow I'm on for 6 o clock in the evening. After this I call her boring and go back to the other 3 girls.
I started talking to them and neggin them extremely. They were cracking up and dissing each other and obviously wanting to show that they were more valuable then the next girl.. and so they try to impress me with stories of them doing "crazy" sh*t and I told them that they were boring ..They were in shock. And so they were like, we wanna drink with you! And I was like
"Nigga please! I'm the tri county drinker of the year, 2 time Jack Daniel's MVP, 2004 Evan Williams Student of the year and I'm on my way to getting a degree in Alcoholism."
And then they responded with some bullsh*t about how they like to drink vodka straight and lots of it and I was like
"And that would be the day I see Michael Jackson turn back to his blackness" and so I challenged them and got the digits and I'm on for next weekend with these 3 chicks..When I'm through with those vaginas that whole house is gonna become a re-enaction of the the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Niggasaki.
Yeah, use imagination for other than releasing jack off juices and you will as Bruce Lee puts it "Enter the Poon" aww yeah, black man out
Black dog out.
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