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It's all in your head, you believe you are the alpha male, act like it, ****in dj every girl you meet **** them and ****.
Yeah some of you are talking this too literally. It is a rhetoric meant to wake up AFC's.mr_elor said:Some of you seem to be missing the point. The OP was pointing out the patheticness of AFCs, and that whilst some of you are thinking "Hmm, what should I do now with girl X?", there are guys who skip all of that and just fvck the girl they want without worrying so much.
Cool. So you found this thing again. Which site did you find it on, btw? I last saw it on kuro5hin.org....must have been 3 years ago.MuayThai said:I'm an Alpha male
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MuayThai said:I'm an Alpha male
And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from Sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at Hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to *** on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the *** out of my ****, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WANT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my *** from a shot glass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
I'd say you should kill yourself, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo *****es, I'll keep that ***** warm while you're crying in the corner.
MuayThai said:I'm an Alpha male
And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you blah blah blah blah blah....
thickandcreamy said:True alpha males don't need to put down other men. Especially men he doesn't know or doesn't have to defend himself from physically. This is really a vanity related thread and a form of internet thugging. Learn the difference between confidence and immaturity. Then you will be an alpha male.
Oh, and how many alpha males do you know who need to brag about how alpha they are on the internet?
Thick
I agree it's overrated. And people who constantly talk about being an alpha male strike me as being a tad immature...like high school guys comparing penis sizes.L777 said:Personally, I think the 'Alpha' thing is slightly overrated. Only slightly. Yea, Alpha males and men who have those traits will get more, probably better women, but every woman? I'm not sure. I know plenty of AFC's at my uni with semi hot and hot girlfriends, who won't cheat (you know, good-girl, loyal types).
Maybe, just maybe, some girls do actually want a nice, AFC, beta male type guy? I don't know, what do you think?
If you brag about being a stud, you're a poser. No exceptions. Because a true stud doesn't need to brag for self-affirmation.thickandcreamy said:Oh, and how many alpha males do you know who need to brag about how alpha they are on the internet?
Good thing you had to let us know... if you didn't we might not have been able to tell.MuayThai said:I'm an Alpha male.
True. A true stud doesn't care whether or not he is a stud. He just keeps being focused on what a stud does. All right.FurryFriend said:If you brag about being a stud, you're a poser. No exceptions. Because a true stud doesn't need to brag for self-affirmation.
okay, this looks familiar.MuayThai said:I'm an Alpha male...
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...I'd say you should kill yourself, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo *****es, I'll keep that ***** warm while you're crying in the corner.
Why would you want to unplug an emo?Centaurion said:All you whiny little emo-b!tches need to make ten copies of this post and hang them up all over your room. Read it every morning, read it during the day and read it every night before you go to bed. Then maybe it will all sink in, and finally you can unplug from the matrix.
:crackup: The only advice I can give you dudes is - Think Like A Bull - Be Like A Bull - Fvck Like A Bull - :crackup:b's nuts said:flex it online bro, your getting more bad ass every second.
hahahaha, i think its a good slap in the face to everyone that's scared to live their life to what they really want (guess what, if you want something - go fvckin get it - do whatever it takes - but never on your knees).
Finally! some one gets it. i thought i was the only one who thought the OP was not a true alpha. just a immature Jerk.thickandcreamy said:True alpha males don't need to put down other men. Especially men he doesn't know or doesn't have to defend himself from physically. This is really a vanity related thread and a form of internet thugging. Learn the difference between confidence and immaturity. Then you will be an alpha male.
Oh, and how many alpha males do you know who need to brag about how alpha they are on the internet?
Thick
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.