If you dont want to spend money and dont want sex

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No, but this stuff (marrying 1st cousin) is common in France, and prolly a few other places.
Any else except for Neal who thinks it's fine to have sex and kink with blood relatives?
 

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My kittens prefer coming to my house. We talk and have fun while getting groceries and making dinner; we shower together, massage each other, have sex, cuddle, do shibari or other kink. For entertainment we play board games, listen to music, have interesting discussions on a wide variety of topics, read to each other, play with animals.

During the day, when the weather is nice, we go for a walk around the city center, window-shopping and watching the crowds while having coffee at a cafe.
And once in a blue moon we go out for dinner or drinks when we're too lazy to make dinner.
How often do you empty their litter box? Maybe I need to get me a kitten or two. ::D
 
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What's wrong with you? You massage your grandma? You have sex with grandma? Do shibari with grandma?
Or is your reading comprehension defective and do you just skip words?
Except for all the sexual stuff is what i implied.
Should have just said its boring.
My bad
 

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Amsterdam is low key turning into one of my favorite posters here
 

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Except for all the sexual stuff is what i implied.
Should have just said its boring.
Sometimes you shouldn't 'imply', but state outright that 'without the sex, massages, shibari/kink, cuddling' my list of things why you might have a woman over to the house sounds rather boring to you. That way, people don't think you have sex with blood relatives.

But even that would still be an ignorant remark, because there's a reason I included 'sex, massages, shibari/kink, cuddling' in the list. Without the sex, massages, shibari/kink, and cuddling the rest of the activities could be boring, but that depends on the company. I tend to date intelligent and creative women, so we rarely run out of things to do or converse about. If you're with the right people, you could be locked up in a dungeon and still have a great time.

No doubt spending a day with you, @_sideways_ , would be one of the longest and dreariest days of my life. Even if I got to do shibari on you.
 
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How often do you empty their litter box? Maybe I need to get me a kitten or two. ::D
Surprisingly, they clean and groom themselves almost without my help... :cool:
 

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Sometimes you shouldn't 'imply', but state outright that 'without the sex, massages, shibari/kink, cuddling' my list of things why you might have a woman over to the house sounds rather boring to you. That way, people don't think you have sex with blood relatives.

But even that would still be an ignorant remark, because there's a reason I included 'sex, massages, shibari/kink, cuddling' in the list. Without the sex, massages, shibari/kink, and cuddling the rest of the activities could be boring, but that depends on the company. I tend to date intelligent and creative women, so we rarely run out of things to do or converse about. If you're with the right people, you could be locked up in a dungeon and still have a great time.

No doubt spending a day with you, @_sideways_ , would be one of the longest and dreariest days of my life. Even if I got to do shibari on you.
You dont have to defend your stance to me.
My bad.
 

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You dont have to defend your stance to me.
My bad.
I'm not 'defending my stance'.

I'm elaborating on my comment because despite the clear language in my comment, your lack of acumen is probably shared by @NealIRC whose reading comprehension is also stunted enough to think he should have sex with his female cousins, just like you with your grandma.

My bad, I will try and simplify my posts so even mental toddlers can understand what I write.
 

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I didnt know somebody else thought it was boring also.
What a coincidence.
I apologize for my fellow mental toddler.
Your good.
Oops...you're
 

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My kittens prefer coming to my house. We talk and have fun while getting groceries and making dinner; we shower together, massage each other, have sex, cuddle, do shibari or other kink. For entertainment we play board games, listen to music, have interesting discussions on a wide variety of topics, read to each other, play with animals.

During the day, when the weather is nice, we go for a walk around the city center, window-shopping and watching the crowds while having coffee at a cafe.
And once in a blue moon we go out for dinner or drinks when we're too lazy to make dinner.
 
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