I think I might have to get me one of these stripper chicks

[STR8UP]

A friend of mine is a regular at a high class strip club in town. He just started promoting a bike night there twice every month.

He's an ok guy, and his fiancee is a sweety. He's a younger guy (turned 25 today) and I know that part of the reason he invites me around is to impress his friends with knowing an older guy with higher status, but it does benefit me in a way as well so I just recognize it for what it is and have a good time.

Anyway, this guy calls me up ALL the time trying to get me to go to this club and meet the girls and the management. It's basically free VIP treatment for the taking.

I'm usually either too busy or too tired to take him up on the offer, but damn, I think i might have to find some time.

Tonight we went to dinner for his birthday, couple other guys and a couple of dancers. One guy that was there is this guy's best friend. He's pretty cool, but not really the kind of guy that I expect gets a lot of pu$$y.

Turns out he's dating one of the dancers. And we aren't talking about low rent trailer park skanks. These are actually HOT, and believe it or not NICE and SANE women, at least the ones I have met so far.

No doubt in my mind if I hit this place up with him once every week or so I could hook up with some of these girls. I mean, if this awkward dude can do it, i know I can. This guy talks me up to everyone. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

I need to find time to get my social life back. This sucks.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Is this the only way of getting your "social life" back? You said you missed intimacy in your life. You think you'll find that in a stripper? A SANE stripper?

 

[WaterTiger]

Hey ThunderMaverick, have you ever read the poor guy's sig?

Originally Posted by Last Man Standing
There is no member on this website who is so intertwined with the hor populous more so than Str8up!! Is he pulling our chain or is this real??

Reminds me of that old song:"Lookin' for Love in All the Wrong Places."

 

[aliasguy]

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STR8UP..............


Dude.......

C'mon...

Really.....?

Damn.

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[ThunderMaverick]

I mean if he's just looking for ass, then no problem.

But as he stated before, his missing intimacy. I can't blame him. We're human. However finding it on THAT side of a rock.

I wouldn't recommend it. I know what it's like in the stripper world. My sister was one. Those kinds of women aren't a good bunch to get close to.

 

[Nighthawk]

They can be very good at pretending not to be crazy for a limited time.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Fvck it, I pick out crazy chicks; they're good in bed.

Enjoy your stripper. Just don't fall in love. You might meet a hb10 who rocks your world in bed and swears everyday that she will love you forever...and she will be gone as soon as she meets a man who pushes her status up a little higher - like producer, agent, mega-wealthy guy, whatever. Have your fun, just don't believe the girl says. Everyone is telling you to stay away, because when things seem as good as they are likely to be, it is really, really hard to not believe her. Don't make that mistake, and you will be fine.

 

[Boschy]

I've dated and been with my share of farked up, bipolar, flakey, morose, humour-deprived, boring, ignorant, stoopid women, and guess what...

They were not strippers, oh no, just regular, non-adult industry employed people.

Sometimes I wonder if a stripper-type is exactly what I need. That's the only type of female I haven't dated...I mean, none of the other HB5-7s worked out, did they? Yes, a HB10 who is always fit looking, but might need space and no emotional smothering...Hmmm.

Thus the sermon endeth.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Rachel's does not qualify as a "high class strip club."

That is all.

 

[squirrels]

Dude, strippers really ARE one step back from being hookers. The ones that are easiest to hook up with have been with a LOT of nasty men. Do you really want sloppy 1300ths? You ever talk to a stripper straight-up about what happens in some of those places?? Even the "upscale" ones...eeesh.

The ones that are truly "just doing it to put themselves through college" (don't believe that sh!t until you know it for a fact, and no, community college art classes don't count), you can talk to them like any other chicks. Expect the same BS you get with "normal girls" times ten.

Strippers really ARE just "d!ck-sockets" at best. The kind you're looking for, that are really "SANE" women just doing it for the money, are one in a thousand, literally.

Bear that in mind and maybe you can have some fun.

 

[DavenJuan]

one of my best friends has played in the stripper pool for a couple years and just got out. Let me tell you how much BS he put up with dealing with these hors.

I mean if it wasnt the crazy insane lifestyle of these women, then it was crazy stalkers that would call at all hours in the night or even during the day. INSANE.

no good outcome will come from the polegreasers....beware

 

[cognac]

What if they used to be a stripper and have been out of it for a few years?

 

[romangod]

Turns out he's dating one of the dancers. And we aren't talking about low rent trailer park skanks. These are actually HOT, and believe it or not NICE and SANE women, at least the ones I have met so far.


"NICE and SANE" when talking about strippers is an oxymoron.


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[STR8UP]

Rachel's does not qualify as a "high class strip club."

That is all.

Haha.....well, it's the closest we have! The food's pretty good too

The chicks ARE good looking though. And after dealing with one of the lowbrow strip clubs and being around those nutcase quasi-prostitutes these women are seem totally different. Like you can actually be seen in public with them without embarrassment (and that doesn't just mean that they need red lighting to pass for attractive)

But anyway, this was just a thought. I'm looking for intimacy, not love....BIG difference. I can get intimacy from someone without emotional attachment.

I dunno, seeing some dude that was drooling over a chick I had awhile back hooking up with a good looking stripper just made me long for a piece of the action. And I don't know how I could get any more flakey that the "normal" women I have been meeting lately, although I'm SUPPOSED to be hooking up with the the Lebanese chick tonight....

C'mon....admit it....it would be fun

I will leave you with a quote one of my female friends left me on myspace recently-

"STR8UP, you love crazy and in turn crazy loves you back"

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

In my 20s I dated (see :"ƒucked regularly") at least 4 strippers. It came with the territory in the early 90s Hollywood music scene. After dating and knowing the stripper friends of strippers I can tell you that, as surprising as it may sound, strippers are rarely hoares. In fact I'd go so far as to say that, with the exception of porn actresses, they are probably THE most difficult women to sarge. The reason I say this is because the "profession" of exotic dance (heh) puts a woman into the position of making her living from feasting on male attention. These women literally make a living from being praised and affirmed with male attention every night they work.

Good strippers have a unique set of skills and a body to make them work. From a behavioral standpoint, they can turn their sexuality on and off at will, so it becomes a challenge for any man spending more time than it takes for a $20 lap dance to really understand what is in fact genuine and what is "just working" for them. These women do this for a living, they see how their behavior affects men on a nightly basis and their self-affirmation, and in fact their financial livelihood, depends on their ability to manipulate the attention men will pay for the privilige to give them.

The important thing to remember is that these women are paid to have attention given to them, so, assuming you really want to hit it with a stripper, you have to make your attention more sought after and more valuable a commodity than that of the constant flow of men in the place where she works. Your Negs must be flawless and your PUA timing and your freeze-out techniques have to be perfected. Needless to say you'll need to be somewhat good looking and be uncompromising in your determination. Strippers wont tolerate an AFC, in fact AFCs are their bread & butter in a club so there's little margin for error.

All that said, bear in mind that a stripper will virtually NEVER be a good choice for a LTR. If you can approach the girl with the intent of having a good time in the short term and moving on after the experience, you'll do well. It's the guys that buy into the "hooker with the heart of gold" myth that fall back on their AFC behaviors and develop ONEitis with a stripper who have substantial damage done to them, and often their lives.

 

[ketostix]

I'm intrigued to know how many guys on here actually have decent experience with strippers...

I'd like to know how many guys actually have any experience with strippers. Lots of people are giving the cliche advice to avoid them, not that I disagree but I wonder how much of it is them talking from real experience.

I'll tell you, one of the worst girls I've known was a "good" church girl. If you can get a hot stripper just for some poontang why not? I wouldn't be too interested in a stipper myself but if you're not being a captain save a ho and it's just for fun what's the difference? I think all women are nuts anyway. See my reference to the "good" church girl.

Str8up you got to give details on the date with middle eastern chick. The fact that she's hang out with you again suggest that your and my analysis probably isn't too far off.

 

[STR8UP]

I'll tell you, one of the worst girls I've known was a "good" church girl. If you can get a hot stripper just for some poontang why not? I wouldn't be too interested in a stipper myself but if you're not being a captain save a ho and it's just for fun what's the difference? I think all women are nuts anyway. See my reference to the "good" church girl.

A running "joke" between my business partner and I is that we would rather date a stripper than a church girl. Notice how I use the word joke in quotations.

Str8up you got to give details on the date with middle eastern chick. The fact that she's hang out with you again suggest that your and my analysis probably isn't too far off.

Talked to her for awhile last night. Once again....she's always on top of returning calls and texts. Good sign.

I guess she was out of town two weekends ago, which I knew already, and when she got back into town she had relatives come into town for thanksgiving or something, which is why she missed all of the parties and such over the past week.

Not really getting the plate spinning vibe from her in anything other than the fact that she sorta flaked that one time and the fact that she hasn't been the one initiating contact (although I know some chicks are funny about the guy doing the contacting) so maybe she's just busy and the interest isn't SUPER high.

Supposed to get with her when she gets done with work tonite, but this is another one of those "not so concrete" plans, cause she doesn't know exactly what time she gets done with work and I'm not gonna be out all night. The past times I have hung out with her have been at my place with a sleepover after, this time it's gonna be me meeting up with her for drinks somewhere that's nowhere close to my house, so I'm gonna turn on the charm, kino her up, and make an early exit. hopefully i can get the ball to pick up some speed after that.

 

[ketostix]

Sounds good. If she were to try to flake again I think you need to be convincing that she should get her butt to the meeting place. Sometimes flakes are just token flakes, basically sh!t tests.

 

[Charm]

The problem you'll always be asking yourself with a stripper is if she's being real or putting on a show because they are some of the worlds best "actresses" when it comes to faking interest, passion, sexual desire, charm, compliments, sincerity, etc etc etc.

 

[Colossus]

I never understood the fixation with strippers.

A stripper is a stripper no matter what day of the week, how "classy" the establishment is crackup: ), how hot she is, or what specifically she does for money.

I dont need "real experience" to tell you to avoid a stripper. Come on guys. Do we need to call in LMS here?? She takes her clothes off for money.

Go for it if you want...not my thing.