Ken785
Master Don Juan
Guys, i seriously fvcked up bad last night!! My cousin had some friends come visit from out of town, we were drinking all night and i had like 3 beers and 7 shots of vodka (lost a bet) We got back to the house to hang out and chill...one of my friends was talking about how he was gawking over the girl that works at the coffee shop (we went there earlier) and i was like
Ken- "dude, if you dont approach her someone else will and put there hard d1ck in her, she proably has hard d1ck in her right now...."
Friend1- "ken, hold on...(then he proceeds to spin me around)
Friend2(guy gawking over girl)- Yeah man...
and then we start talking about going up to girls or whatever...then i asked why he spun me..then my other friend who i look at as an older bro jumps in, we'll call him "Bro"
Bro- ken i have to agree with them, because he spun you around because you stated the obvious, they already knew that...
Friend1- Yeah bro youre being ritorical.
Then i start saying but if he doesnt approach and blah blah...basically it was like me trying to give them lessons n sh!t.. then my bro pulls me to the side and says...
Bro- Ken, everyones approachg is different, you cant tell people how to approach cuz theyre different then you...
Ken- All i was saying was he just has to try and stuff..you mean on different levels??
Bro- Now youre just comparing skills....
Ken- no,, but...
Bro- You always say but and try to argue, dont say it...
Then the convo basically ended...
an hour later @ like 3am...everyone is basically trashed at this point, all of a sudden the girls and guys were horsing around having fun slapping each others backs, i got my back slapped and i turn around and slapped my cousins girls back...i dont know why i did that...people got mad but i didnt notice cuz i was really drunk...then we were all in the backyard and i was apologizing to my cousins girl and saying i didnt mean to do that and i thought we were all just horseplaying around...trying to explain to her...she just said it was cool (i dont think she really agreed though) then my cousin walks up to me (im sitting down) then he goes...
Cousin- KEN! did you hit my girl?!?!
Marrisa, who is my cousins GFs best friend who is also an instigator, must had told him..then my stupid as$ goes...
Ken- ...yeah (it came out so wrong though, it was one of those yeahs where it sounded like i meant to...i didnt even explain that i was playing around like a dumbas$)
Then he takes a swing and PUNCHES ME IN THE HEAD!!
Cousin- DONT EVER HIT MY GIRL N1GGA!!! (he was really drunk too and gets "hard" when drunk)
Now im like totally shocked that he did that! People were holding him back, and me, still in shock is standing there wondering why?!?! Then im in the house and im almost crying at this point, this guy is like my best cousin and i only one i can really talk to and stuff.. then bro comes over and tells me..
Bro- KEN you fvcked up! you shouldnt hit girls!!!
Ken- But i thought we were just horseplaying, it was only slapping in the back! You guys make it seem like i was socking on her!
Then basically he gives me the keys and tells me to go home, basically to let my cousin cool off, so im walking outside and went in the car, turned on the engine but just sat there crying....then 2 minutes later, somebody knocks on the window...it was cops. I open the door and basically they ask me whats going on,am i driving (i tell them no) then they ask if ive ever been arrested (i tell them no) then they ask have i been drinking (i tell them i had a few shots) they ask me why im crying and i just tell him just family drama n stuff...and that im just sitting here..then they make me walk back in the house and tells them to calm it down and blah blah...
So then i walk in the house all teary eyed..i see my cousin sitting there on the table kinda with a disappointed look on his face i just put my head down and walked in the garage where the couch was...
Then Marrissa basically walks in and yells at me and says her best friend is her blood and blah blah dont ever ever touch her! and basically im trying to explain that i was just playing around and i didnt really "HIT HER, HIT HER"
Then she walks out and BRO walks in and basically tells be while im crying that i seriously fvcked up and i should hit girls even if im just playing around, i was saying basically that i couldnt believe he hit me and thats my best cousin n stuff...hes saying that if that was his girl and i layed a finger on her that i would be on the ground, imagine if that was my mother...wouldnt i be mad? Then he goes and tells me how i always fvck up and even the way i say things offends people and how i was sheltered and dont really know how to sociallize well and that he understands me and looks at me as a younger bro because hes been there. Then he tells me stop cussing because its not me and stuff like that and then tells me to go to sleep.
The next morning Marrisa basically walks in and is calm and ask me if i wanted something to eat and i ask her to talk me home but she says her cars not working and shell call my cousin or something but they didnt pick up. i say no and then later Bro walks in and gives me the keys to drive home and basically doesnt say anything else and doesnt say bye or nothing.
Then i drive home thinking back on how much of a fvcked up night it was. Everyone was there and i felt i lost face...when this moves down the grapevine its going to end up classifying me as some woman beater or something...how could i be so stupid?? I still think things were blown way out of perportion...it was only a slap on the back and people made it out like a assalted her or something! I lost my reputation, i lost face and can never look at my cousin or the other people at the party the same. I feel embarrased and ashamed. I want to move back home to San Francisco, i was going to already next week but now looks like im leaving on a seriously bad note, not the way i want to leave.
Ken- "dude, if you dont approach her someone else will and put there hard d1ck in her, she proably has hard d1ck in her right now...."
Friend1- "ken, hold on...(then he proceeds to spin me around)
Friend2(guy gawking over girl)- Yeah man...
and then we start talking about going up to girls or whatever...then i asked why he spun me..then my other friend who i look at as an older bro jumps in, we'll call him "Bro"
Bro- ken i have to agree with them, because he spun you around because you stated the obvious, they already knew that...
Friend1- Yeah bro youre being ritorical.
Then i start saying but if he doesnt approach and blah blah...basically it was like me trying to give them lessons n sh!t.. then my bro pulls me to the side and says...
Bro- Ken, everyones approachg is different, you cant tell people how to approach cuz theyre different then you...
Ken- All i was saying was he just has to try and stuff..you mean on different levels??
Bro- Now youre just comparing skills....
Ken- no,, but...
Bro- You always say but and try to argue, dont say it...
Then the convo basically ended...
an hour later @ like 3am...everyone is basically trashed at this point, all of a sudden the girls and guys were horsing around having fun slapping each others backs, i got my back slapped and i turn around and slapped my cousins girls back...i dont know why i did that...people got mad but i didnt notice cuz i was really drunk...then we were all in the backyard and i was apologizing to my cousins girl and saying i didnt mean to do that and i thought we were all just horseplaying around...trying to explain to her...she just said it was cool (i dont think she really agreed though) then my cousin walks up to me (im sitting down) then he goes...
Cousin- KEN! did you hit my girl?!?!
Marrisa, who is my cousins GFs best friend who is also an instigator, must had told him..then my stupid as$ goes...
Ken- ...yeah (it came out so wrong though, it was one of those yeahs where it sounded like i meant to...i didnt even explain that i was playing around like a dumbas$)
Then he takes a swing and PUNCHES ME IN THE HEAD!!
Cousin- DONT EVER HIT MY GIRL N1GGA!!! (he was really drunk too and gets "hard" when drunk)
Now im like totally shocked that he did that! People were holding him back, and me, still in shock is standing there wondering why?!?! Then im in the house and im almost crying at this point, this guy is like my best cousin and i only one i can really talk to and stuff.. then bro comes over and tells me..
Bro- KEN you fvcked up! you shouldnt hit girls!!!
Ken- But i thought we were just horseplaying, it was only slapping in the back! You guys make it seem like i was socking on her!
Then basically he gives me the keys and tells me to go home, basically to let my cousin cool off, so im walking outside and went in the car, turned on the engine but just sat there crying....then 2 minutes later, somebody knocks on the window...it was cops. I open the door and basically they ask me whats going on,am i driving (i tell them no) then they ask if ive ever been arrested (i tell them no) then they ask have i been drinking (i tell them i had a few shots) they ask me why im crying and i just tell him just family drama n stuff...and that im just sitting here..then they make me walk back in the house and tells them to calm it down and blah blah...
So then i walk in the house all teary eyed..i see my cousin sitting there on the table kinda with a disappointed look on his face i just put my head down and walked in the garage where the couch was...
Then Marrissa basically walks in and yells at me and says her best friend is her blood and blah blah dont ever ever touch her! and basically im trying to explain that i was just playing around and i didnt really "HIT HER, HIT HER"
Then she walks out and BRO walks in and basically tells be while im crying that i seriously fvcked up and i should hit girls even if im just playing around, i was saying basically that i couldnt believe he hit me and thats my best cousin n stuff...hes saying that if that was his girl and i layed a finger on her that i would be on the ground, imagine if that was my mother...wouldnt i be mad? Then he goes and tells me how i always fvck up and even the way i say things offends people and how i was sheltered and dont really know how to sociallize well and that he understands me and looks at me as a younger bro because hes been there. Then he tells me stop cussing because its not me and stuff like that and then tells me to go to sleep.
The next morning Marrisa basically walks in and is calm and ask me if i wanted something to eat and i ask her to talk me home but she says her cars not working and shell call my cousin or something but they didnt pick up. i say no and then later Bro walks in and gives me the keys to drive home and basically doesnt say anything else and doesnt say bye or nothing.
Then i drive home thinking back on how much of a fvcked up night it was. Everyone was there and i felt i lost face...when this moves down the grapevine its going to end up classifying me as some woman beater or something...how could i be so stupid?? I still think things were blown way out of perportion...it was only a slap on the back and people made it out like a assalted her or something! I lost my reputation, i lost face and can never look at my cousin or the other people at the party the same. I feel embarrased and ashamed. I want to move back home to San Francisco, i was going to already next week but now looks like im leaving on a seriously bad note, not the way i want to leave.
