'I need to be treated like a princess'

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
I wonder how many responses I'd get by posting, "I need a woman to treat me like a Prince" in my own ad if I were so inclined? What do you think women's perceprtion of me would be? Unfavorable maybe?

"Pinky, you've just given me a wonderful idea!!!"

 

[Moving_Target]

Maybe she takes steroids or creatine or suppliments and that's the explaination?

Or,she's a strung out, weed huffing, sorry excuse for a woman that likes to play her men for fools.

Take your pick. Personally, my money is on the latter scenario.

edit: I can't speeel. it's latter not later doh.

 

[picard]

I often see ads which makes me laugh. Men should not tolerate anyone who hints of being disrespectful or a user. Here are some few ads which I deemed women to avoid in all costs.

The B1tch: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member682269.htm
(You think you are going to make this b1tch happy? I smell misreable AW user)

The Bitter: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member739501.htm
( She needs to emphasize that she doesn't cook, but she raises kids!! an attractive offer to men indeed!)

THE PRINCESS: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member703612.htm
(A woman who thinks just because she is hot and has a vagina that she is entitled to everything! I think we have a winner here!!)

Hey, I am from canada but I never seen this website. :crackup:
this is really hilarious. I would also avoid these women at all cost too. They look scary.

 

[picard]

my cousin wants to be like a princess

I have a cousin who demands men to treat her like a princess.

Do you guys have any advices how I detect if she is a ***** or nice girl? She is very high maintainance.

 

[Moving_Target]

If she want's you to take her shopping (and pick up the tab),go to high end restaurants for dinner (and pick up the tab) and buy her lots of rails of cocaine to snort, that might be a good indication..... :crackup: :crackup:

 

[TooColdUlrick]

Re: my cousin wants to be like a princess

Originally posted by picard
I have a cousin who demands men to treat her like a princess.

Do you guys have any advices how I detect if she is a ***** or nice girl? She is very high maintainance.

advice? yeah...if she has a little dog that she dresses up, and calls "precious" or "pookie" or "muffin"...RUN!!! RUN!!! RUN!!!

dead serious...

RUN!!!!!!!

let me repeat...

RUN!!!!!!! IF YOU LOOK BACK YOU WILL TURN INTO SALT!

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

Well, I have to admit that I also am most happy in a relationship where I am essentially treated like a princess...but when I'm treated like that I treat the guy like a king, so it's all good. The most amazing relationship I ever had was with a man who treated me like a princess...he even called me "princess" and "kitten". I spoiled that man rotten, too...and I LOVED spoiling him.

That plus some DJ skillz would have to equal success. It appears that we have all these expectations for ho's, but once they have one simple demand we're all over them. Who wouldn't want to be treated special??? I'm not saying spend all ur time and money one the girl, but make the time with her special. This doesn't me you go all afc and give up ur needs for her......Ho hatred is rampant here, Im trying to cure my bitterness towards the ho population. Positive thoughts...

 

[iveyleeger]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member703612.htm
"juicysuzy: Hiya Sailor!"

Rollo, pls tell me this profile is one of your experiments...

"Dating Interests:
Dining at 5 star restaurants"

Sure, if you can't get six. But $13 martini's? Sh-t, if I don't lay an Andrew J on the table for every ****tail do I even deserve to get laid?? ;-)

Profiles like this ought to go in the bible under the category heading: "Chump bait"

 

[iveyleeger]

Another great catch:

http://personals.yahoo.com/preview/preview?view=1&adid=personals-1123359428-106708&ss=1&m=1

"Listen...love sucks! I just want to have a good time and get to know quality people. My life is hectic and I don't have time for stupid people...or jackasses! Don't send me crappy lines, call me baby, honey, cutie...try, TRY to be yourself.

"Ok, ok, for those of you who are giving me hell about the above...here you go. I am an adjunct professor at George Washington University. I dance in a modern dance company and have been dancing professionally for the last 6 years. I am also a personal trainer and spend majority of my time at the gym. I love "coffee talk" and sharing a bottle of wine with someone who knows how to have a conversation.

"I'm just a girl looking for a nice boy...that's all!

 

[rox281]

Fellow DJs,

Here's the realty:

The fact the beautiful pretty women can afford to post those words. Why? cause other guys (who can afford) will treat her like a princess. If not you, someone else

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by iveyleeger
Another great catch:

http://personals.yahoo.com/preview/preview?view=1&adid=personals-1123359428-106708&ss=1&m=1

"Listen...love sucks! I just want to have a good time and get to know quality people. My life is hectic and I don't have time for stupid people...or jackasses! Don't send me crappy lines, call me baby, honey, cutie...try, TRY to be yourself.

"Ok, ok, for those of you who are giving me hell about the above...here you go. I am an adjunct professor at George Washington University. I dance in a modern dance company and have been dancing professionally for the last 6 years. I am also a personal trainer and spend majority of my time at the gym. I love "coffee talk" and sharing a bottle of wine with someone who knows how to have a conversation.

"I'm just a girl looking for a nice boy...that's all!

Lets break this profile down shell we??

1)"Listen...love sucks!"- It means she is bitter about her past relationships and will treat all men with contempt from now on. Damaged Goods Alert.

2) "Wants to have a good time" - said she hates love but wants a good time?? sounds like something a man would say. Another woman that has gone through the feminisim brainwashing cycle.

3) Her life is "hectic, no time for stupid people" - She is too buzy to go on dates and get to know people, so if you pick her up, she wants to know stright away your status. What kinda of car you drive, if you are attractive and what do you do for living (how much money you make?) if she doesn't see that right away it means you are stupid.

4) She said: "Try to be yourself" - Translation: I hate players or players wannabe's so if you got no game, I don't want any part of you. Woman full of contridictions.

5) "I am an adjunct professor at George Washington University" - I like how she tries to make herself sound like she is really smart by saying she is "adjunt professor" which basically means she is either a teacher assistent or his secretary.

6)"I dance in a modern dance company and have been dancing professionally for the last 6 years. I am also a personal trainer and spend majority of my time at the gym" - LOOK AT ME AND WHAT I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED!! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SHOW FOR YOURSELF??

7) "I love "coffee talk" and sharing a bottle of wine with someone who knows how to have a conversation." - the bottle of wine is a hint that she enjoys the good life and needs a man that understands wine and will take her to a fancy place and "coffee talk" does not mean you can take her for starbucks.

8)"I'm just a girl looking for a nice boy...that's all!" - Replace the word nice with the word rich.

Looks to me another sex and the city vixen who forgot to mention anywhere in her profile about her positive attributes that will make someone want to spend time with her. Everything in her profile is about her and only her. Nobody is good enough for her and she has to vent about it in her little profile. NEXT!!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

^^^ great break down DJDamage

that adjuct professor deal had me laughing

all these b*tches be a secretary and sh*t and they trying to claim it like they are running the show

legal secretary = lawyer

i had a chick tell me that once then i found out she was just the secretary

they should wear tee-shirts and say it with PRIDE

TEA LADIES WITH PROSPECTS

or

SECRETARY TYPE PROFESSIONAL

or

ADJUNCT PRESIDENT ( white house intern maybe should be horizontal )

lol you go girls !~


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[TooColdUlrick]

Originally posted by DJDamage
Lets break this profile down shell we??

1)"Listen...love sucks!"- It means she is bitter about her past relationships and will treat all men with contempt from now on. Damaged Goods Alert.

2) "Wants to have a good time" - said she hates love but wants a good time?? sounds like something a man would say. Another woman that has gone through the feminisim brainwashing cycle.

3) Her life is "hectic, no time for stupid people" - She is too buzy to go on dates and get to know people, so if you pick her up, she wants to know stright away your status. What kinda of car you drive, if you are attractive and what do you do for living (how much money you make?) if she doesn't see that right away it means you are stupid.

4) She said: "Try to be yourself" - Translation: I hate players or players wannabe's so if you got no game, I don't want any part of you. Woman full of contridictions.

5) "I am an adjunct professor at George Washington University" - I like how she tries to make herself sound like she is really smart by saying she is "adjunt professor" which basically means she is either a teacher assistent or his secretary.

6)"I dance in a modern dance company and have been dancing professionally for the last 6 years. I am also a personal trainer and spend majority of my time at the gym" - LOOK AT ME AND WHAT I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED!! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SHOW FOR YOURSELF??

7) "I love "coffee talk" and sharing a bottle of wine with someone who knows how to have a conversation." - the bottle of wine is a hint that she enjoys the good life and needs a man that understands wine and will take her to a fancy place and "coffee talk" does not mean you can take her for starbucks.

8)"I'm just a girl looking for a nice boy...that's all!" - Replace the word nice with the word rich.

Looks to me another sex and the city vixen who forgot to mention anywhere in her profile about her positive attributes that will make someone want to spend time with her. Everything in her profile is about her and only her. Nobody is good enough for her and she has to vent about it in her little profile. NEXT!!!

aren't you being a tad too harsh on this girl? and i thought i was cynical :cheer:

 

[iveyleeger]

What positive qualities did you see in the profile TooCold?

 

[TooColdUlrick]

Originally posted by iveyleeger
What positive qualities did you see in the profile TooCold?

all of the points critiqued above seem pretty bitter in my book. the 4th point, eh, whatever?

it's not that i see anything outstanding, but i certainly don't see anything that would justify the rant.

and besides, isn't what she's saying pretty much what guys say?

maybe she is an adjunct (part time) professor--fvck, i am (full time though)

maybe she is does dance professionally.

maybe she does enjoy nice wine---fvck i do and dig a chick that does as well.

8) how on earth did you come to the conclusion that she's looking for a rich guy?

lighten up guys...jeeeze the other three posted previously are incredibly horrible chicks. this one seems just ok.

 

[iveyleeger]

"I don't have time for stupid people...or jackasses! Don't send me crappy lines, call me baby, honey, cutie...try, TRY to be yourself."

That line turned me (way) off.

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
it's not that i see anything outstanding, but i certainly don't see anything that would justify the rant.

and besides, isn't what she's saying pretty much what guys say?

Preciesly she sounds like a guy, when I read a profile I get turned off when a chick wants to compete and prove to everyone that she is all that.

Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
maybe she is an adjunct (part time) professor--fvck, i am (full time though)

According to the freedictionary.com an adjunct is:

" A person associated with another in a subordinate or auxiliary capacity"

If you were a part time professor would you say that you are a part time? (adjunct). No because there is no need to go into specifics and you are trying to sell yourself. The chick is 29 years old and she doesn't look like the dedicated book worm. She is more likely working for a professor in some small capacity like a secretary or an assistent (she has time to do dancing for living and be a personal trainer).

That is like a flight attended saying that she is adjunct pilot.

Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
maybe she does dance professionally.

Maybe she is an adjunct strip club owner.:crackup:

Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
maybe she does enjoy nice wine---fvck i do and dig a chick that does as well.

Who doesn't like alcoholic beverages?? The reason she mentioned wine is because wine is associated with high price/class alcoholoic beverage that gives clueless women a sense of class and importance ( Their logic - all people on soap operas and celebrities drink wine, therefore I drink wine). When you take them to a resturant they will have no clue what kind of wine you order unless its famous brand name that is renoun for its taste and being expensive. You could order her a cheap wine that taste pretty good but she won't care because she didn't watch Paris Hilton on t.v drink that and therefore it is not good enough.

I know plenty of chicks that told me that there favourite drink is wine but only drink it when guys buy it to them on dates. Most of them get p1ssed drunk by themselves while drinking some cheap alcoholic fruit drink, yeah you got some class sweetie.

Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
8) how on earth did you come to the conclusion that she's looking for a rich guy?

Chicks who look like they could be models never put a profile looking for a broken ass guy, they have plenty of that chasing them around. The internet gives then an oppertuinty to sifer through thousands of profiles instead of bumping into random guys in clubs. Also when a chick writes her income (especially if she is making good money like she is $50,000-$75,000), she does so to let guys know that she won't date someone below that. Competitive chicks always want to date up never down.

Guys on the other hand don't care if the chick is currently unemployed (for a guy to put that on his profile is a suicide), if she's got a pretty face and a nice rack that is good enough.

 

[TooColdUlrick]

^^^^ look, everything you are saying about her are SWEEEEEEPING assumptions. would i hit her up? no. but if i did, would i give her the benefit of the doubt? yeah.

adjunct professor means she's a part time professor. believe me, i know. she gets paid hourly, with no benefits, no tenure track, no job security, and has to sign a contract for every class. if she gets poor student evals, she's out. probably teaches one class at night. she gets paid dirt...probably no more than $60 an hour.

99% chance she has a Master's Degree.

in my 10+ years at a major (top 10) university, i have never heard of any secretary that works for a professor who calls themselves an adjunct "professor". even lowly teaching assistant slaves, who are IN THE CLASS, don't call themselves adjunct.

if you don't believe me, point here...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0205287743/102-9981114-0026512?v=glance

this chick probably read this book, lol.

and, the real definition from wikipedia free encyclopedia...

adjunct professor: someone who does not have a permanent position at the academic institution; this may be someone with a job outside the academic institution teaching courses in a specialized field; or it may refer to persons hired to teach courses on contractual basis (frequently renewable contracts); it is generally a part-time position, although the number of courses taught can vary from a single course to a full-time load (or even an overload); these positions are generally not obligated to participate in administrative responsibilities at the institution often expected of other full-time professors, nor do they generally have research responsibilities. The pay for these positions is generally very poor, especially considering that most adjuncts have a PhD. In other cases, an adjunct may hold one of the standard ranks in another department, and be recognized with adjunct rank for making significant contributions to the department in question.


my point is: you are making sweeping assumptions, and throwing her into the category of gold digging, lying, bitter, princess who claims to drink wine so as to appear sophisticated, and puts her income up because she demands that you shall make more, AND spend it on her.

 

[TooColdUlrick]

Originally posted by DJDamage


Guys on the other hand don't care if the chick is currently unemployed (for a guy to put that on his profile is a suicide), if she's got a pretty face and a nice rack that is good enough.

this dude cares. i'm not interested in the least in some uneducated, dumb ass, going nowhere chick. college grad, while not necessarily a deal breaker, is pretty much a requirement.

"a pretty face and a nice rack is good enough"

ironically, the chicks that you are speaking of (pretty face and nice rack only), and are going for it seems, are exactly the type of chicks that you are ranting about. THESE are the ones that tend to be the gold diggers, spoiled princessess, etc.

hmmmmm?

 

[iveyleeger]

how about this

each of you put up $25. i will spend half on the yahoo subscription and half on her end of the date. then i'll let you guys know if she's alright or a bitter gold digging ho that's only good for giving head. you can send payment to iveyleeger@yahoo.com via paypal. deal?