Here's step by step (since it looks like you really need stuff spelled out) how to get laid if your standards are low and you just need to lose your virginity:
If all you're looking to do is just get laid, just set up a personal ad on craigslist. Make it sound like you're a really cool, funny guy who is just seeing if there are any decent chicks on craigslist. Don't write just one or two lines. Write enough to where the girl feels she has an idea of what you're like. Write back to all the women who respond, and take them out individually for coffee. Be fun on the date. Don't let them know that you hate women (in all honesty life is a lot easier if you learn to like women).
Call her the next day and tell her how much fun you had with her. Find out when her next free afternoon is, and ask if she wants to come over to your place then. Since you don't listen to music, I'd suggest you play John Mayer's Contimuum while she's over. Sit close to her on the couch, but not on top of her. Once she's had a few drinks, lean in and kiss her. From there you will start making out. As you make out with her, slowly go through the process of getting her naked. If you're going to fast she'll stop you. If she stops you that doesn't mean she doesn't ever want you to go wherever you were trying to go, it just means not now. Keep kissing her and try again wherever she stopped you (getting her shirt off, getting her pants undone) in 10 minutes. She might not have sex with you the first night, but you'll probably get at least a handjob.
That's, start to finish, the easiest way to get this done. If you use this formula you won't have to wait 3 months. You can literally have sex within the week. When I was hard up I did this and got 3 f-buddies. And I'm definately nothing to look at.
If all you're looking to do is just get laid, just set up a personal ad on craigslist. Make it sound like you're a really cool, funny guy who is just seeing if there are any decent chicks on craigslist. Don't write just one or two lines. Write enough to where the girl feels she has an idea of what you're like. Write back to all the women who respond, and take them out individually for coffee. Be fun on the date. Don't let them know that you hate women (in all honesty life is a lot easier if you learn to like women).
Call her the next day and tell her how much fun you had with her. Find out when her next free afternoon is, and ask if she wants to come over to your place then. Since you don't listen to music, I'd suggest you play John Mayer's Contimuum while she's over. Sit close to her on the couch, but not on top of her. Once she's had a few drinks, lean in and kiss her. From there you will start making out. As you make out with her, slowly go through the process of getting her naked. If you're going to fast she'll stop you. If she stops you that doesn't mean she doesn't ever want you to go wherever you were trying to go, it just means not now. Keep kissing her and try again wherever she stopped you (getting her shirt off, getting her pants undone) in 10 minutes. She might not have sex with you the first night, but you'll probably get at least a handjob.
That's, start to finish, the easiest way to get this done. If you use this formula you won't have to wait 3 months. You can literally have sex within the week. When I was hard up I did this and got 3 f-buddies. And I'm definately nothing to look at.
