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af got sent to the state pen, a rough place. The guy is maybe 5' 4" and 120 pounds. He made the mistake of loaning money to another inmate, who did not pay him back, and instead told everyone that he was a pushover and a wuss - not the rep you want in prison, people started laughing at him behind his back. The friend was worried about prison tough guys showing up at his cell and demanding either "rent" or protection money, so he asked the guy he loaned the money to if they could talk. They walked into an empty hallway together, and when the other guy turned around to shut the door, the friend picked up a mop wringer and smashed the guy over the head with it. He then basically beat the guy's face in with the mop wringer. Later, the guards discovered the guy and demanded to see the hands of all the inmates who were nearby - fighting skins up knuckles. The friend didn't have any wounds, because he used the mop wringer, but later that night someone ratted him out, and he ended up getting two weeks in solitary.

The day he got back from solitary, the guy he beat up came to his cell, repaid him all the money, and never said another word about it. No one in jail every bothered him again. Bullies everywhere prefer easy prey, not the kind that smashes in heads with mop wringers.
 

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Well one time I'm out with my mate and three girls at our local club, really small place with mostly locals and regulars. And so me and my friend are just playing about with these girls, relaxing, and four Indian boys start talking to them; Fine, me and my friend talk to the bartender and some other people we where aquainted with at the club.
25mins later these guys are still bothering the girls (can you guess what happens?), my friend who is the nicest guy goes and says "Comon boys, you've had your turn", the indian guys start squaring up with him and swearing and stuff. I step right in and tell them "We're not lookign for trouble boys, just go somwhere else", wilst I'm saying this one of smallest indian guys, 5'6 140 wispers to his friend and stands there with a huge toothy grin, my mate doesn't look at him or flinch put throws a mean punch and literally knocks him out cold, straight down like a sack of potatoes. He straight away swings for the other guy and stumbles with him and falls over. The other two Indians hesitate and stare at their friend, I kick one of the boys straight in the stomach then jumpped into him, and he sorta locks his arms around me trying to stop me hitting him and I hit him in the face four or five times and he starts to bleed. The forth guy stands there in utter shock for a few second and puts his arm round my neck from behind, I push off his mate, turn round and hit him in the face a few times and he let go.
My mate was wrenched off the other guys on the floor, I'm grabbed up by annother bouncer before I can attack the guys again and we're both pulled to the back entrance of the club.
Dunno what happend to the indian guys, never saw them again.
 

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This one isnt of me but my Systema instructor. He was mugged in Va. by a guy with a knife. My instructor faked for the wallet and the guy caught on and went for a lunge attack with the knife and ended up getting his arm locked and a knee to the stomach, a downward fist to the back of the neck and then a kidney hit. Idk what happened after that. I wasnt there but he told us about it, and I know he could do it b/c at seminars you can try to stab the guy, it just dosent work.
 

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THis was back when i was lil kid back in middle school....when i went to a middle school full of black folks...


I was one of the few hispanic kid that would go to the school and they despise me for that...they felt i didn't belong their and they showed why...


while i was walking down the hall...this thwo black dudes...just rammed me against the wall and tried to take the money from my pcket..while everone else just looked...

I got angry because ive never liked being disrespected


black guys:weres ur money fool
Me:dont touch me man!
blackguys:eek:ne just stuck me in the neck while the other one holded me
Me:i couldnt breathe
blackguys:lets drop this mother ****er
Me:i fall down head first in to the ground and find a way to get my protractor(the one u do circles with)....

BLackguys:start kicking me
Me:i got desperate found a way to stab one in the leg(he falls)

blackguys:then another one is going to grab my arm and i stab him in the arm and managed to get his arm and punh him in the face
Me:i barely get up on my knees my ear was bleedin my neck was brusied one eye was swollen and thats it


at the end a teacher appeared...when everything set and done...i never came back
 
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I like good fight stories i have a really good one about my sophmore year in highschool me and my friends have had some beef with these guys since middle school, The dude I have beef with is call Sam and the dude my friend has beef with is called Corey. Me and jake (my friend) were at just getting ready to go home in our cars then we hear corey say something about jake's dead mom. Jake turns around and says "nigga say that bull Sh!t to my face" corey hesitates but with every1 looking at him he walks up like a bytch and says you heard me " yo mom died cause of ma D!CK in her" Jake punchs him in the jaw his face turns, he staggers backwards Jake runs at him and nails him in the stomach with his elbow sending him on the ground. he then gets on top of him and punches him twice in the face but then Sam rushes over and kicks jake in the face . I drop my books then run over and tackle Sam. It surprised me that he could wrestle he was so fast he put me in a head lock I managed to grab his hair and pull, losening his grip off me. I got up fast and punched him in his gut he doubled over hops back two times then came at me but i was ready for it so i stuck out my foot and kick him in the chest. he fell on his knees clutching his chest I punched him in his nose and he fell down I rushed over to help jake who had just got socked in the gut. i rushed over and tackled Corey then stood up and kicked his face. Jake joined me as we repeatedly kicked him. Next week we didnt see em at school. when Corey came back he wouldnt even want to be in the same room as jake lol funny Sh!T
 
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ok another one me and Jake were at target there are 2 hispanic guys staring at us . We glare back at them We manage to walk around a bit until I hear one of the hispanic dude who is about 5,11 say "these Ni99ers are at the wrong hood". Jake replys by saying "yo Nick you hear something sound like some mexican just crossed the border. " We start cracking up and leave the store thinking nothing of it. As we go round the corner a car pulls up right next to us the 5,11 hispanic guy jumps out and shoves Jake saying " cmon mother fuker lets go one on one " Jake shoves back and says " nigga you crazy cmon then" , but i like fighting hispanics cuz they are good fighters so I said " fuk that Nigga go with me fuking mexican" the dude goes off tellin me hes latino I say " i dont give a dam whether you peruvian" he rushes at me and punches me in the jaw" I fall back a bit but his punches keep coming . I manage to keep my hands up and to protect my face. He tried to pick me up big mistake . He goes for my legs with his head down I punches the back of his head repeatedly until he lets go. I hold his hair then give him 4 solid blows to the jaw.he falls cluthing his bleeding mouth I kick him twice as we get ready to leave he throws a stick at my leg. Jake walks back calmly then punches him in the jaw sending him back down. Jake stands him up by grabing on to his shirt and punches him in the eye the dude isnt even standing on his own anymore . Only thing holding him up is jake, Jake then knees him in the side punches him in the gut the throws him down. spits in his face and ends up peeing on the dude........ I told Jake he went to far and that was messed up but thats what you get for starting sh!t.
 
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aight I have another story this one Me and Jake acatually got jumped. We had just finished playing B-ball at our rec center gym. I told jake to come over to my house to chill for a bit. so as we go to the parking lot . a car screeches in parks and 5 hispanics jump outta this black cadillac. The dude We fuked up gets out of the car but stays a distance away from us his arm is in a cast and his face is looking all bruised up. He says something in spanish and to one of his amigos this guy who got at least 2 inches on me later found out his name was Juan .Juan and another dude step up to jake and while 2 others think one was named carlos step up to me. Carlos says 'you guys the B!tches that messed with ma bro " Jake says "your bro got what he deserved and if yall dont get outta ma face in 10 secs imma do the same." I look at jake like what the fuk? Juan shoves jake "cmon puto u big and bad hit me" Jake justs starts counting 10, 9 , 8,7, Me and him are inching slowly away when he counts to 5 He spits in Juan face distracting him. Juan yells in disgust but me and jake are already running to the neighbor hood park. The Essays are already running after us . as we enter the park Jake trips and I stop to help him up.I feel a huge weight on my back all of a sudden . Carlos had tackled me. I look up at his face then i thought of the movies . I head butted him, but that sh!t hurts so bad but it also hurt him to . I staggered up and ran and punch juan who was kicking jake. He falls carlos and his friends come at me fast some1 punches me at the back of the head hard. I fall forward into juan hes punches me into carlos and carlos kicks me to the ground. i tried getting up but got kicked in the face .I managed to grab the kick and twist hurting some1. I look over at Jake who is a bloody mess right now but is acatually on his feet. I get punch again and im tasting the blood in my mouth I turn and face 2 hispanics. Juan is one and carlos is the other. Juan runs at me his arms outstrectched I also run at him but i go low and grab his waist then spin him to the ground he cuts his arms on the wooden swing set. Im thinking he is done but carlos puts his fist up and me and him square up I punch him in his gut he staggers but fakes a punch to the left and grabs my shirt and punches me twice while we are this close to each other I Knee him in his groin he goes down clutching his groin. I start repeatedly punching his head I am about to kick his face when juan comes and kicks my back sending me to the ground. the 2 that were fighting jake come over at me and punch and kick me to the point i couldnt move . After a while I lost consiousness. I woke up in the hospital right next to Jake. my throat was sore i could barely talk My arm was scratched up my face was bruised and i had to get stitches above my eye. Jake looked fuked up his hair was matterted and blood he suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs. I only got 2 broken ribs and a broken foot. but after we recovered we were fine and ready for more fights :)
 

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I have a story, now I agree with one of the guys on the first page in it's not very good to just start a fight just cause you know what your doing....I know a little (My past ) but I never intentionally just go up and start a fight and only go at them once THEY hit me first.

This was what my senior year of high school and I had a class (Autobody) where this one dark mexican kid just fvcked with me the whole damn time...I mean I loved the class cause we didnt do sh1t and it was the last class but I hated it cause of this damn kid.

Well it went on from August to December before the semester ended this kid just got on my last nerve.

This was maybe right when I found this site.

So it's Friday and I am going to Autobody (last class remember) , I'm feeling super good cause it's almost the weekend, we have a speaker so class will go fast and I just got some girls number (She had HUGE HUGE TITS but she had a stomach) and she gave me a lollipop...lol.

Well I get to class and the kid sits behind me with his friend and says

HIM: Hey give me one
ME: I only have one sorry
HIM:.....
He gives me an angry look while I unwrap it and start to eat the lollipop. Now the speaker is talking and the whole while this fvcking kid is just messing with me throwing paper at me and talking sh1t behind me...

Now let me set this up.....the teacher I know and he is such a badass (He actually teaches you stuff and just down to earth you know) and the restroom is in the corner of the garage and it has one big wodden door and inside it is first the lockers and then its the shower and restroom.

Ok well this fvcking kid gets up and fvcking hits the back of my damn head, not hard but I feel it and walks to the restroom like a badass. Well by this time I am tired of this b1tches sh1t and it was like 5 minutes till the bell so I decide fvck it and get up and go to the restroom.

I throw away the lollipop and just go up behind him and ask him

ME: Whats your problem?
HIM: What b1tch
ME: I said whats your problem...or do I have to talk slower for you?
HIM: **** you!

He just swings at me ...a really bad swing in my own opinion and I take him down and beat the sh1t out of him in the bathroom for maybe a good 3 minutes . The kid starts crying and just lays there .

Now the lockers have their own light and the shower has their own light and the bathroom has its own light..

SO I drag him into the corner of the shower and turn off the light (I would rather have at least 2 days of freedom before I get in trouble) and walk out.

The class usually walks around outside before the bell rings and they were doing that when I come out, apparently the class always fvcks with one kid and was trying to get him into the restroom to fvck him up...luckily they didnt.

Needless to say on Monday I didnt get in trouble so I was happy and that little fvcker didnt come near me again.
 

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This story goes to show why it's best to avoid trouble:

We were at this bar with my friend's(AM) friends. We were just having a good time, we cracked jokes ar each other and the ambient was nice. One of AM's friend used to be quite the guy, but the problem is that he liked picking fights oftenly. He tried to pick this gorgeous chick up after a while, she was as close to a 10 as you could imagine. But then her boyfriend showed up and things got nasty, and as we all expected, AM's friend and him fought. this guy went out with a bloody nose and left the bar.
However, after most of us were gone, AM's friend went home with a friend of his.I was told by his other friend that a gray SUV showed up from nowhere and shot them both as much as they could and then ran for it. This guy got really lucky but AM's friend didn't make it to the hospital.

Lesson : don't pick fights. you don't know who the other guy is.
 

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Ok me and my girl were going on a double date with Jake if you havent figured it out jake is ma boy we grew up together. anyway we waiting in line to buy tickets . the spider man 3 movie came out that day so there was a huge line the line went all the way outside. While we were waiting out side We saw 3 kids from our school we dont really hang with but we talked once or twice they had respect for us and we had respect for them. until they made the choice to get drunk. Deshawn is the leader of their group and his boy is micheal and another dude ryan. Deshawn and micheal start whistling at Jake gurl. Jake and his gurl think its a joke at first until Deshawn makes the mistake of calling her a hore . Jake replys by saying "watch your fuking mouth" The Dude ryan walks up to him and says " The fuk you gonna do homeboy?" By now every1 is looking at us and gathering in a circle cause they know when a fight is about to go down. I dont really want to fight so I step in between Jake and Ryan. I tell ryan " cmon cuz chill out we jus here to watch a movie." As Jake and his gurl turn to leave . Deshawn slaps her ass. Jake turns around and swings on him Deshawn falls but gets back up. I see micheal and ryan run for Jake. I manage to shove micheal down but ryan hit jake . I jump on Ryan back. and brought him down hard.I got up then punched the back of his head He was done. As I got ready to turn Deshawn punched me in the jaw. It didnt hurt that bad because he swung from a distance and it caught my chin.I ran at him then tackled him . I told him to fuking get a life And punched him once in his face he was out. I got up and saw jake who planted a punch in micheal's eye micheal fell. I walked over and picked up micheal from behind then held him in a full nelson , While Jake went to town by punching his gut and face over and over and over. I then dropped him like a sack of potatoes. Jake wasnt finished he really wanted revenge for deshawn slapping his gurl on the ass. He mounted on deshawn and punched him for a solid 45 seconds. I had to rip jake off of him. As we got up we looked around every1 was starin at us. we heard cops coming so we rushed into our cars and sped away. After a week deshawn came up to us and apologized and explained they were drunk they ended up paying for the movie for us . and that was that we became friends
 

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How ironic that this thread should pop up again...

Last night I was at a club in San Francisco...I had had too much henessey because before we went to the club we had killed 2 bottles hanging out at a friends house and some more in the car. Went to the club and when i first got in, i saw this guy who i had contacted on facebook about a job becoming a promoter (hes president of some promotion) He had wanted to get me out to the club a couple times for an "interview".

Anyways..I say whats up to him and then go in the club...was feeling really drunk so i couldnt do any sarging. I ordered a few shots for my friends and was looking for my credit card and couldnt find it in my wallet. Then the bartender tells me i already gave it to her and she gives it back to me with the bill to sign. I see one of my sisters friends and i lead her around the club in my drunken poor attempt to change to a different venue in the club in order to "move my target''.

Then i go out by myself for a cigarette. After im done smoking the bouncer wont let me back in, he tells me to wait 10 minutes because im too drunk. I come back in 10 and he lets me back in...later on in the night i go out for another cigarette with one of my guy cousins. After we're done, the bouncer tells us were too drunk and wont let us back in this time. My cousin argues with him, and i tell him we know the promoter...he says he doesnt care who i know...and he's not letting us back in. I stopped arguing with him because is not going to change his mind anyway. So i try to tell my cousin to go to the liqueur store with me across the street to get something to eat because hes not letting us back in anyway...so while im telling him to come with me and dragging him away as he tried to persist with the bouncer...and all of a sudden all i felt was....

BAM! BAM! I get sucker punched in the eye out of nowhere twice...now im kneeling down all dazed. The guy that sucker punched me ran off. As soon as i get my composure, i turn around and see my cousin about to get into it with these 2 other mexican guys about 6' tall. Apparently, they find someone getting sucker punched pretty amusing so they were laughing at me.

My cousin is yelling back and forth with one of them...Hes about to get into it with one of them so i see this and so i deck the one standing next to me...apparently security breaks this up and were on our way to the car... on our way i see this promoter guy again and i tell him i got sucker punched because security wont let me back in the club and blah blah..theres not much he could have done anyway..so i say fvck it and we continue to the parking lot.

When we get to the parking lot..i end up telling my sisters boyfriend what happened and he gets really mad. He says lets go find them and get them. He accidentally pushes other other girl cousin and so my other guy cousins..we'll call him cousin 2 gets mad and they get into some kind of shoving match. Then my other guy cousin apologizes and we head home. I get into an argument with cousin 2 in the car because hes driving home spouting off about how he doesn't car for my family and to fvck everybody and blah blah...

I tell him you know what?? "Fvck you!!..blah blah"

Then he tries to say that im retarded and handicapped and blah blah...

I basically end up saying things that shut him up.

Fast forward..we get home and i go to check my eye. its really red and has two 1 inch long cuts about above the eyelid. I tell my other little sister to take me to county to get stitches..she does and we were there till close to 6 in the morning. I tell the doctors i got sucker punch outside a club in San Francisco...and she types in my information...while in sitting in the chair and shes asking me these questions and punching it in the computer, she asks me have i had anything to drink tonight...i tell her the truth and she puts in the computer that i have alcohol on my breath. So then i get in...the doctor checks out my eye with a machine and gives me a few eye drops to numb it. Then he tells me he doesn't want to stitch my eye because the laceration on my skin is still bonded and stitch will only make more holes. He he ends up gluing my eye then i leave.

He tells me i should get some kind of application in the mail about free basic adult coverage since i dont have insurance...he tells me to tun it in so i dont get billed.

So now a day later...I have a bit of a swollen knuckle, my left eye is still bloodshot and i still have two 1 inch cuts about my left eye which i think will scar.

Reminding lessons learned:

1)Stop drinking too much.

2)Never bring a credit card to the club.

3)Always be aware of your surroundings.

4) Dont forget that im at the club to pull and to have a good time, not get trashed.

...and oh yeah...and due to my behavior last night, i guess i can forgot about the club promotion job with the promoter now.

Now im just really worried about the cuts above my eye...and how theyre going to scar and how it will affect my appearance. :mad:

Overall i had a screwed up night man...i dont think ill ever want to go clubbing again for awhile. Nothing but ghetto cowards in SF. This would have never happened back in Orange County.
 
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Lol I know, I have been posting alot just bare with me hope you like these stories cuz it was hard fighting in em. Anyways I was in school . As lunch was going on this dude called Jamal who is like my height 5'10 but really fat. Heard about how I had been winning all these fights. He sat on the other table and purposely talked loud so I could hear him. He said " Nick aint so tough he just a bytch like his mom". I swear to god the whole cafeteria went silent almost. I saw many people looking at me, Some of the guys I knew were already getting up out of their seats and walking over to Jamal like they was gonna whoop his ass. I told them to chill that I got this. I turned around and said " Jamal meet me after school and imma whoop your fatass there so for now shut your fatass up if you can." That got Jamal real pissed he then stood up and went to my table and stood in front of me, then said "ooooo So Nick you dont wanna face me now in front of everbody cuz you know imma whoop your ass just like I did your mom's last night." I lost it with that adrenaline pumping I stood up and Swung at him hitting him in his gut, he only stumbled back a bit , guess gut shots dont hurt when your fat. He then tried to swing at me but I went low and countered with a uppercut to his chin, he didnt fall but you could see he was stunned. I ran at him and tried to tackle him but i didnt have enough speed and when I got my arms around his stomach he picked me up by my waist then slammed me into the ground. I got the wind knock out of me, but recovered quickly then rushed him by going for his feet I pulled his feet out from under him and then mounted my self on him then went loose. I punched him at least 8 good times. until the teachers finally got the lunch doors open a male teacher rushed over and grabbed my arm. I punched Jamal with the other arm until another teacher grabbed my other arm. I tried kicking him but was dragged away. I got suspended for 3 weeks. When I came back to school Jamal came up to me and apologized saying he was testing me. I told him you dont play about that and told him to fuk himself with his ugly fatass . The whole Classroom started cracking up. I walked away pissed cant belive i missed 3 weeks for his fatass
 

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Awright Jake (read stories above) had been been talking about revenge on the essays that jumped us. I was cool with the plan because I also wanted to fuk em up. So me and him got some our good friends the dudes we fought at the movie theatre had become our good friends. We discussed it over with em and they were down with us, at first it was hard trynna find em but it turns out my ex puerto rican girlfriend goes to their school and is friends with them. We decided to ditch school on friday so all five of us met up at Deshawn's house. He drove us around noon and we chilled at the back of the school for a bit, my ex girlfriend gave us a pic of the Juan black cadillac we found it with the license plate number and fuked it up by letting the air out, breaking the windows and ripping up the car seats. As we heard the bell ring we waited casually by the fuked up car and waited for Juan to come. I was sorta hoping he was with his amigos, He took one look at his car and yelled then look at the five of us . At first I thought he was acatually gonna charge us but we had way to many people for him to take. We walked up to him. Jake put his chest against Juan's he said " Pay back is a bytch aint it?" Juan was so terrified you could see him shaking. I said " what you aint got nuthin to say now, now that all your amigos aint here you lost your balls bytch?" Micheal and ryan Started shoving him back and forth, and deshawn kept making him flinch by pretending to punch him. After a while I finally said " awright mexican meet us here in this parking lot at 9:30 tonight bring your essays." Jake shoved him to the ground and we all started laughing and just went back in Deshawns car to wait till 9:30. At 9:20 We left deshawns house and arrive at the parking lot it was pretty dark out, but we saw the car. The same 5 essays that fuked up me and Jake up came outta the car, including carlos and Juan . Juan walked out like his was a big bad guy and he said " haha what now you guys wanna get your ass beat for the second time. Micheal said " man let me at this ugly nigga imma fuk him up." Micheal charged at Juan but was intercepted by this other mexican They were rolling on the ground exchanging blows when, Ryan went after another mexican, I saw deshawn pop another mexican in his gut while Jake ran and Tackled carlos. I ran after Juan as if I was gonna Hit him in the jaw i faked him out by stopping short making him flinch I grabbed his shirt and rammed him into the car they came in. He put his hand on my face as if trying to push me off him, but i held my grip I grabbed his head and banged it 3 times on the hood of the car, making him losen his grip on my face thats when I knew he was dazed. so I banged his head 3 more times.he went limp and went down in the ground, but grabbed my feet out from under me.He mounted on my stomach.but I had my hands free. Just as he was about to punched me I punched him first 2 times one in his eye other in his lip he got off me quickly and wobbled back a bit. I stood up and we both squared up. We exchange blows for blows for a while . I gotta admit he was a pretty good fighter. Finally He rushed in but came to close I hit him squared in the jaw with a perfect right hook. He went down. I mounted on him then punched him 4 good times . Then stood up and repeatdly kicked him until he wasnt even groaning anymore. I looked around ever1 cept ryan seemed to be winning their fight. I rushed over to the dude who had mounted on ryan I tackled him hard and me and ryan kicked him and stomped on his leg. After the fight we took all their cash and messed up their car again. We were tired brusied up but feeling really good so we went to the club to celebrate. Everytime we see em on the streets they nod their head in respect good guys.
 

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I got one..

I'm at Uni and went back to my hometown to see my mates, I get off the train, get a taxi to the flat. Have a few mixers with my mates, and go out.

We're walking towards town when we see some guy (5ft 9, 150lb maybe) pissing on someone's front door. One of my mates says, 'Why .....', he was even more drunk than us, so we left him and kept walking.

A few minutes later he catches up to us and starts giving a load of mouth about how rude we are and how he's allowed to piss on anyone's doors and threatens to piss on all of our 4 doors. Clearly an idiot.

Anyway we stop walking and try and persuade him to f*ck off, although we did find it very funny that he was trying to start a fight with all four of us. (5ft10, 5ft11, 5ft12 and 6ft 2). Although we did fuel his fire a bit by ripping everything we could think of out of him.

He called me a chink, bad idea, he also didn't know that all 4 of us do Taekwon-Do (ITF). But, my friend basically squared up to him, and got punched by the little guy. Within about 0.5 seconds my mate who got punched grabbed him, he's punched 4 times by one, kneed twice by me, and haymakered by another right on the cheek. We let go of him straight away, he wobbles backwards, and get this... He then proceeds to call us pussies and threaten to deck all of us one after another, whilst backing off as fast as he can.

We left him, this time he didn't follow us. Funny thing is, a black man walked past as he was running away, said 'What's going on?' and after being explained the situation said, 'Do what you gotta do but don't put him in hospital.' And walked off.
 

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1. PARAGRAPHS

2. No one who could really fight (trained) would get in a "street fight" bar fight, or anything outside the ring unless their life or families lives depended on it.

3. Don't street fight. In my state alone there are over 2 million people registered to carry concealed firearms.


4. Tae-Kwon-Do is the most useless of all the martial arts except for the extreme old style. I would know, I have a purple belt in it. Box, take muay thai or bando, and get into some grappling. Which leads to my next point-

5. Take your aggressions out in the gym rather than risk getting shot or sued, beat up, or killed by fighting someone in the street or in a bar.

6. And one last thing to you guys bragging about your group of friends beating up a single guy: you're all cowards.

And the guys who train in this forum would agree with these statements, while all the kiddies will rant about how tough they are when they and their friends beat up some drunk guy. Pathetic.
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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