I was out with some friends at a club on saturday night, and we were playing a game as to who could get rejected the most times in that night.
Which meant going up to girls and just really not caring, and some of my friends actually picked up.
One incident that happened to me was, i went up to one of the hottest girls and said:
(knowing this line probably wasnt going to work anyway)
ME:''Hi, would you like to dance?"
HOTTY:"No Way!''
ME:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, i said 'you look fat in those pants'
HOTTY: *slap*
Gee it was funny