I got slapped today!

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okay so i was study hall and i was with my friend, and this girl who is friends with my friend was sitting at our table, so i start talking to her, and she neg hits me saying "you need to calm down u crazy ****er", and i responded back and i said "Shut Up!, you sit down when you pee." and then BAM! right in the face, and she walked away.

WTF?
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

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you guys gotta be ****ing joking me.

you guys think down-right insults are "neg hits"

no offense... but PLEASE do not read anymore tips from SoSuave.com but from Allen Thompson... do not read anymore David DeAngelo.

do not take tips from the High School forums anymore either. The only tips I recommend to read are the ones directly given to you if you ask for help.

"Calm down you crazy ****er" is not a neg hit...

...I don't know the tone of her voice or the expression on her face, but it PROBABLY meant... "Calm down you crazy ****er"

Are you a fan of Family Guy? If so, remember the episode how he forgot how to sit down? Your story reminds me of that part in Family Guy where he forgets how to sit down and jumps into a chair, falls over and crashes (it's funnier to watch it).

It reminds me of it because sitting down is simple, right?... but he makes it harder than it is... JUST like you guys and flirting with girls.
 

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doesn't matter to me if it was a neg hit or not, that sh*t was funny and I give him props for saying that.
 

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Michele said:
you guys gotta be ****ing joking me.

you guys think down-right insults are "neg hits"

no offense... but PLEASE do not read anymore tips from SoSuave.com but from Allen Thompson... do not read anymore David DeAngelo.

do not take tips from the High School forums anymore either. The only tips I recommend to read are the ones directly given to you if you ask for help.

"Calm down you crazy ****er" is not a neg hit...

...I don't know the tone of her voice or the expression on her face, but it PROBABLY meant... "Calm down you crazy ****er"

Are you a fan of Family Guy? If so, remember the episode how he forgot how to sit down? Your story reminds me of that part in Family Guy where he forgets how to sit down and jumps into a chair, falls over and crashes (it's funnier to watch it).

It reminds me of it because sitting down is simple, right?... but he makes it harder than it is... JUST like you guys and flirting with girls.
You beat me to the punch, or should I say slap..

Regardless, you're spot on.
 

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lmao


That's a really funny thing to say. I dont know how the rest of the convo went or anything like that, but I think she was a little out of line for slapping you. But once again, depends on your tones of voice, context, etc.

Funny stuff. I'm gonna remember that for some annoying b!tch
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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I think it was hilarious. Who cares what the girls think, did you have a good time saying it?
 

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Her: "you need to calm down u crazy ****er"
You: "Shut Up!, you sit down when you pee."

That's a illogical response. Completely unrelated. Something better...even this would be better..

"What are you going to do about it hun?"
 

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I STILL think youre a troll.
 

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Haha.

If done right I'm sure you could make a girl laugh at that. But I think this girl didn't like you from the start. Good story.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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You can tease her as long as she thinks it's funny, she just didn't think it was funny thats all.
 

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Michele said:
you guys gotta be ****ing joking me.

you guys think down-right insults are "neg hits"

no offense... but PLEASE do not read anymore tips from SoSuave.com but from Allen Thompson... do not read anymore David DeAngelo.

do not take tips from the High School forums anymore either. The only tips I recommend to read are the ones directly given to you if you ask for help.

"Calm down you crazy ****er" is not a neg hit...

...I don't know the tone of her voice or the expression on her face, but it PROBABLY meant... "Calm down you crazy ****er"

Are you a fan of Family Guy? If so, remember the episode how he forgot how to sit down? Your story reminds me of that part in Family Guy where he forgets how to sit down and jumps into a chair, falls over and crashes (it's funnier to watch it).

It reminds me of it because sitting down is simple, right?... but he makes it harder than it is... JUST like you guys and flirting with girls.
But you fail to forget you are on a highschool forum. I really would have to disagree. I remember many girls back in highschool who lashed out in the same exact way, kicking and screaming.

One of them ended up getting reamed in our football lockerroom, and the other decided she wanted to play rough and threw me down in my backseat after school, only to get what she really wanted, kicking and screaming.

All jokes aside, a lot of young girls lash out at guys out of fear. They feel puny to them, so they think if they step up and say something they'll level with them.

I'm sorry, from personal experience I'm going to have to disagree. In the real world where teenage girls don't exist, your words are true. There are certain good neg hits and certain bad neg hits. But when you're young, you're experimental. Best of luck to everyone.
 

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LOL, welcome to the club. From personal experiance she may be somewhat receptive now, assuming she likes you.
 

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WC2 said:
But you fail to forget you are on a highschool forum. I really would have to disagree. I remember many girls back in highschool who lashed out in the same exact way, kicking and screaming.

One of them ended up getting reamed in our football lockerroom, and the other decided she wanted to play rough and threw me down in my backseat after school, only to get what she really wanted, kicking and screaming.

All jokes aside, a lot of young girls lash out at guys out of fear. They feel puny to them, so they think if they step up and say something they'll level with them.

I'm sorry, from personal experience I'm going to have to disagree. In the real world where teenage girls don't exist, your words are true. There are certain good neg hits and certain bad neg hits. But when you're young, you're experimental. Best of luck to everyone.
Well, I'd have to disagree with you too.

What teenage girl lashes out kicking and screaming?

I have NEVER seen a girl do that to a guy... seriously.

But I have seen trashy girls lash out kicking and screaming... and pulling out each others hair... to other girls involving boysies... but never at a guy.
 

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JLW said:
Funny stuff. I'm gonna remember that for some annoying b!tch
My personal favorite is the following:

"You know, you'd be a lot less annoying if you had some tits to look at."
 
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