I got slapped today!

[THE_ADDMAN]

My personal favorite is the following:

"You know, you'd be a lot less annoying if you had some tits to look at."

:crackup: :crackup:

That is SOO not super suave... but still pretty funny

 

[channiez]

Well played man, shes probably used to guys immediately backing down that she was so embarassed and confused that all she could come up with was to slap you.

She comes out looking like a psycho, for first telling YOU to calm down - and then using physical violence in response to a harmless joke.

 

[eminence]

did i miss something here? i dont really see how "you sit down when you pee" is funny, am i not getting the joke?

 

[Bling]

okay so i was study hall and i was with my friend, and this girl who is friends with my friend was sitting at our table, so i start talking to her, and she neg hits me saying "you need to calm down u crazy ****er", and i responded back and i said "Shut Up!, you sit down when you pee." and then BAM! right in the face, and she walked away.

WTF?

My ex-girlfriend bit me. It means she likes you, but she's a douchebag. Stay away from her.

 

[KillaCam]

Is it just me, or are people trying to put a DJ spin on a simple situation?

Not everything is an IOI. There is such a thing as getting slapped because someone was down right insulting.

"OMG! she assaulted me! she must like me!"

If you went up to a random person the the street, called them a douche, and they punched you in the face, they aren't doing it because they secretly think you're cool.

Take it on face value.

P.S. - Mr_rogers, great line

 

[Skilla_Staz]

haha sometimes you gotta throw your "game" out the window and just be a straight up smart ass


I love it man. Girls I talk to, I don't think theres a single one that I haven't said something that wouldn't piss them off if they didn't know me. In fact a few girls think I'm a "prick" until they get to know me. Then they realize that I'm a charming prick

 

[Raikojo17]

You can tease her as long as she thinks it's funny, she just didn't think it was funny thats all.

stop makin excuses for him guys. the girl didnt like him and he said something stupid and paid for it....dearly. no he kows not to say somethin stupid and personal like that to a girl.
and dude...she totally doesnt like u. dont talk to her again.

 

[Mellow]

Hahaha, good one man, I would kill to see you get slapped

 

[Buick]

Word of advice: stay away from the psycho ones. God I've been there lol

 

[BxPrince24]

he spoke his mind.... i see nothing wrong with it.

 

[Raikojo17]

he spoke his mind.... i see nothing wrong with it.

yea but some stuff u jus kno is stupid, "u sit down when u pee" is one of them

 

[krasnyiLion]

why is it stupid? it is true she sits down when she pees,
it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.

 

[Raikojo17]

why is it stupid? it is true she sits down when she pees,
it depends on the mood and how he says it
it is NOT WHAT you say bu HOW you say it.

tru, it is how u say it, but i wouldnt say somethin like that to a girl and expect her to dig me for it. it's stupid and childish. i couldnt jus walk up to a girl and say "shut up u have periods every month and ur pvssy drips all in ur pants like ur pissin urself". i could say that with all the sexiness and CF in the world and still sound like a childish jackass.

 

[Raikojo17]

really, if u ave nothin better to say than that, then u need to be slapped

 

[Rata Blanca]

It's better to maker her feel mad than not making her feel anything at all.

 

[Rata Blanca]

I'ts better to make her feel mad than not make her feel anything at all

Remember how kid's behave...they tease girls pull their hair, etc.
This is basic psychology, she will remeber the person who teased her, in this case the guy that wasn't afraid of not taking dirt plus make her mad. Put perhaps you were a little out of the line, never forget to smile after a neg, insult etc.

 

[JLW]

Guys I think you're looking into this too much. I doubt this girl has any actual interest in him. But then again, I don't know how the conversation was going and I didn't see how they interacted.

I thought it was just a funny thing to say, and it should be left at that. But that's just me.

 

[Raikojo17]

I'ts better to make her feel mad than not make her feel anything at all

Remember how kid's behave...they tease girls pull their hair, etc.
This is basic psychology, she will remeber the person who teased her, in this case the guy that wasn't afraid of not taking dirt plus make her mad. Put perhaps you were a little out of the line, never forget to smile after a neg, insult etc.

yea, she'll remember him alright. as the guy who thinks bathroom jokes r still funny

 

[Yapper]

she's probably a radical feminist or something. lol. who cares if she likes him or not. she insulted him and he retorted hilariously. hysterical.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

She "neg hitted" him... with... "you need to calm down you crazy f*cker"... is that an insult?

He retaliated with something that wasn't nessacarily an insult also... but it was out of line... it wasn't flirtatious at all... and it was rude.

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Let us turn the tables, shall we?

Her: Blah blah blah (saying something that she THINKS is cute and funny that would ACTUALLY probably offend you.)

You: You need to calm down you crazy b*tch.

Her: Shut up! You masturbate every day!

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Now think about how immature that is.

Would you get pissed? I'm pretty sure all the dumbasses here that thinks she "digs" him wouldn't say they dig her after she got done saying that.

You all are dumb.