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Looks like this girl has the qualities that you are looking for in a ltr - is this what you want??

No blood means no virgin!!! I know what people are going to say but... I know all the escuses. Many women have small vaginas - this alone doesn't make them virgins!

Also, for virgins this would be a day to remember and they would show more emotional attachment!!

She seems so unattached - not just today but the past as well!

If she was so drunk she wouldn't of had more to drink when she woke up.

HHmmmm. Shame, you say?

DJ Reed, it seems as if you barely know this girl???

Does she think that she is your "official" g/f now??

Do you see her often? doesn't seem like you know her well!!

I'm still wondering why she ran pass you without acknowledging your mother - this isn't what a "proper" girl (girlfriend??) does!!! It's not right!!

I may take a trip to NYC to do some investigative work!!!
 

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Reed247,

Take this situation you are facing now as a sort of education in women. It ain't so simple to peg a girl down. Those that are generous in jumping to conclusions, are those that have a hard time forming worthwhile relationships.

Trust in facts. Do not listen to speculation. Following your posts, it seems as if you had this spiteful outlook on girls. You had created this barrier against women which had you looking at almost all of them with an accusing eye. To you, everything that they do had to have an underlying bytchy/wh0re element. When this girl turned out unexpectedly, you were taken aback and you were slightly confused and shocked.

Same thing happens to people who accuse and convict others to prison or death to later find out that someone else did it. It is always a possibility. We learn from our mistakes. We do our best not to make them again. It doesn't mean that we can totaly eliminate it from happening though. It just means that we do not let it happen so often.

One last thing. Out of everyone in this boards that know of your situation, you are the only one that knows this girl and the only one that is qualified in analysing her. If you don't feel that way, you should start trying to understand people better.
 

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Re: reply

Originally posted by Reed247
I use massage parlors when lacking sexual gratification. Asian massage parlors...they cost 200 a pop for a good looking girl. The girls are hot but definitely big time skanks...but I wanted an honest, clean, pretty girlfriend like her that is why I put up with it for 9 months...plus she is fun to be with...who wouldn;t want the company of a gorgeous girl..even if shes just making out with you...it's hard to let go of that attention...


And yes..she seems to want to forget we had sex.
I don't know why...again..she is probably ashamed and embarrassed...
Reed your asian fetish has gone TOO far. I like asians too, where I live has a very rich population of hot asian girls. They go to the University, work aroud town what have you. And yes some of them I can see putting up with SOME of what you've said.

However In your past post you've noted how this girl makes you physically sick to your stomach and describe levels of fustration that I can not a imagne makes her "fun to be with" I don't know why you're so enthralled with asians and frankly I don't care. But sooner or later you'll have to relize that you've blinded yourself to the fact that though the girl is a good looking "innocent" korean girl that she's just not the one for you. Congradualtions you've nailed her once and she says she doesn't want to see you again! Yehhh you. Trust me when I say you can find another good looking korean girl who not a hooker or whatever but has a better personality match to yours. I know this because the relationship I had with my innocent Korean girl (She had to be at least an 8.5) was leaps and bounds better then the relationship you've been descibing to us this last month or so. You're just settling for a pretty face and using her korean backround a crutch reason for why you put up with her sh*t. Get a spine and look for another girl, another korean if it suits you. Don't be a chump and settle.

I'm sure you'll come up with another reason as to why the drama you're living with is worth it but honestly at this point the only person you're fooling is yourself:rolleyes:
 

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So in one thread you brag about making women pay for meals and walking out on them. This thread and several others have you *****ing about being pvssy whipped by a girl you hadn't slept with for 9 months. Maybe I'm too skeptical or I did the math wrong but this doesn't add up for me.
 

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we talked

No,

I talked to her on the phone last night.
She sounded fine.
Yes, I did go to asian massage parlors, but not anymore.
If she didn't want to see me again she wouldn't pick up the phone.

LOL@bigbrent...I didn't mean to make it a poem.

Yes this girl has caused me physical illness, obsession, and anger. Maybe I am addicted to her power of doing this to me.
In some ways I admit, I find it challenging, Maybe I like the abuse.
But from after saturday night, I will expect her to act like a girlfriend. But Like I said before I saw her photo album online and it looks pretty innocent. Even with her ex boyfriend.
I mean her bad side is probably her game playing...maybe she does not even realize what she is doing....

but she told me some crap about she might move to LA and I said "ok fine move" and then she said "you failed the test"...you aren't supposed to say that. It was a friggin test! because later she said "oh ten years from now".

BTW rican lover, what are you talking about more to drink when she woke up??

She didn't drink when she woke up lol.
SHe drank water.
No, she did introduce herself to my mother but it was brief...and she left because she broke a date with me that friday, and sunday when I saw her in t he store.. she was caught not being sick!!!!! she admitted that.

Yeah, we don't spend more then once a week together, but this is NYC people have 9-5 jobs.

It's probably going to make the relationship last longer if we keep it at once a week...more then that may cause boredom, i don't know.
But yes,
she should feel attachment to me if she really was a virgin.

I have been with enough women to know the difference...and she was tight...But I pulled it out early because she was so tight I couldn't fit it in.
THe whole point is that she did have sex with me...and it's been done...I did not get a chance to *** because I couldn't fit it!!! But she sucked to and her ability was so amature, she tried but kept biting and her teeth were touching...so I stopped her....maybe because her mouth is so small though.

I'm just not sure about calling. I am thinking maybe she should be calling me to more often. Let's see wh
at happens this week and then I will know what the sex has done to our relationship.
With all honesty to the board...I am obsessed with her now.
Maybe this isn't healthy.

I know all of this talk about being a man in control...but how the hell do you stop this obsession and posessiveness?

JONJACK is right to...I do assume all women are wh*res...but rightfully so, I was screwed over in the past.

This girl dressed like a sexy little h0e and ended up not being one. we can all learn from this experience.
 

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we talked

No,

I talked to her on the phone last night.
She sounded fine.
Yes, I did go to asian massage parlors, but not anymore.
If she didn't want to see me again she wouldn't pick up the phone.

LOL@bigbrent...I didn't mean to make it a poem.

Yes this girl has caused me physical illness, obsession, and anger. Maybe I am addicted to her power of doing this to me.
In some ways I admit, I find it challenging, Maybe I like the abuse.
But from after saturday night, I will expect her to act like a girlfriend. But Like I said before I saw her photo album online and it looks pretty innocent. Even with her ex boyfriend.
I mean her bad side is probably her game playing...maybe she does not even realize what she is doing....

but she told me some crap about she might move to LA and I said "ok fine move" and then she said "you failed the test"...you aren't supposed to say that. It was a friggin test! because later she said "oh ten years from now".

BTW rican lover, what are you talking about more to drink when she woke up??

She didn't drink when she woke up lol.
SHe drank water.
No, she did introduce herself to my mother but it was brief...and she left because she broke a date with me that friday, and sunday when I saw her in t he store.. she was caught not being sick!!!!! she admitted that.

Yeah, we don't spend more then once a week together, but this is NYC people have 9-5 jobs.

It's probably going to make the relationship last longer if we keep it at once a week...more then that may cause boredom, i don't know.
But yes,
she should feel attachment to me if she really was a virgin.

I have been with enough women to know the difference...and she was tight...But I pulled it out early because she was so tight I couldn't fit it in.
THe whole point is that she did have sex with me...and it's been done...I did not get a chance to *** because I couldn't fit it!!! But she sucked to and her ability was so amature, she tried but kept biting and her teeth were touching...so I stopped her....maybe because her mouth is so small though.

I'm just not sure about calling. I am thinking maybe she should be calling me to more often. Let's see wh
at happens this week and then I will know what the sex has done to our relationship.
With all honesty to the board...I am obsessed with her now.
Maybe this isn't healthy.

I know all of this talk about being a man in control...but how the hell do you stop this obsession and posessiveness?

JONJACK is right to...I do assume all women are wh*res...but rightfully so, I was screwed over in the past.

This girl dressed like a sexy little h0e and ended up not being one. we can all learn from this experience.
BUT there is a possibility she gets off just getting attention...I sense she does. Sometimes she looks at other guys in front of me on purpose to piss me off..I've caught her a few times.
 

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I appreciate everybody in this board for the encouragement in dealing with her...especially rican lover...
but when Centaurion said

"YOU HOMO" "9 MONTHS AND NO SEX"
THIS IS WHAT MOTIVATED ME TO PUSH HER INTO SEX. SIMPLE AS THAT.

The words kept echoing in my mind
 

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Re: we talked

Originally posted by Reed247
THe whole point is that she did have sex with me...and it's been done...I did not get a chance to *** because I couldn't fit it!!! But she sucked to and her ability was so amature, she tried but kept biting and her teeth were touching...so I stopped her....maybe because her mouth is so small though.

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Does anybody else giggle like a biatch when reading Reed's posts? Or is it just me? :D

Reed, you crack me up - for some reason I was reading your posts as if you were whispering. Maybe it is your writing style with short statements or I'm thinking she is still in your room and you don't want her to hear you (as if you are talking to us).

OK, now this girl with so much shame and honor and a virgin sucked your penis???

Virgins in shame need to be coaxed and encouraged and prodded to do this in their first sexual encounter and yet she volunteered to do it??

She was having difficulty with the idea of the penis in the vagina thing but had no problem with the penis in the mouth thing?? Hmmmm, I don’t know, I’m still suspicious of her innocence!! But that is just me – I could be wrong but…….well, let’s say I wouldn’t totally trust what she says!

Since she can no longer claim to be a virgin and hold on to this virtue, I take it sex will come on a regular basis anytime she’s within your grasp?? Voluntarily on her part of course! :rolleyes:

When she said she was moving she wanted you to show how much you care for her by telling her to stay….or as I would have said, “Baby please baby please baby, you can go to L.A., but please leave the pvssy!!!!”


Originally posted by BigBrent701
she is in bed with me right now.
She was a virgin. I did her.
The christian hoe was really a virgin.
She is upset and went to sleep. I am scared now.
She said she can't see me again after this. I am not sure what to do.
Anyways it was good, but she was a virgin!!!!!
I couldnt even fit it in..
I made her drink a lot of wine...am I evil?
but it's been 9 months!


Does anyone else find this amazingly poetic? In a mans way.

haha
:) Good observation, we should submit it to New York City's poetry society as a contest entry!
 

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Good job of getting her, I find this thread always to be very entertaining. I think it's the live reports you give and your writing style. But I'm very suspicious of this one. She admitted to breaking dates with you by pretending to be sick? That doesn't sound very ethical. I still don't understand how she could have no blood, it should be on the bedsheets if there was. So anyway, do you have any pictures of her or your ex that you can post?
 

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i love this thread.
reed and prl crack me up.
 

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I lost 1,5 half hours on reading this whole thing.. I think I'll print it out and read it whenever I'm down, cause it really cheers me up!

Reed, did you have sex with her again?

Sounds to me you have been played for a long time.. Maybe she's been reading some Korean Donna Juanita Bible, or some other "how to" shyt.. The "you didn't pass the test" really bothers me!
 

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I have been with enough women to know the difference...and she was tight...But I pulled it out early because she was so tight I couldn't fit it in.
THe whole point is that she did have sex with me...and it's been done...I did not get a chance to *** because I couldn't fit it!!! But she sucked to and her ability was so amature, she tried but kept biting and her teeth were touching...so I stopped her....maybe because her mouth is so small though


i am confused here

you pulled it out early ? but then you say you couldn't fit it in.

which is it ? you had sex with her or not ?

again you say you couldn't fit it in

so you didn't actually penetrate enough do break her in if she was a virgin ?

woman can tense their vagina muscles. some can do it hard enough to feel like they are going to snap your d*ck off.

so back to PR_L's question about blood. was there no blood because you didn't get it in or didn't get it in enough to pop her cherry because she was so tight ?


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So in one thread you brag about making women pay for meals and walking out on them. This thread and several others have you *****ing about being pvssy whipped by a girl you hadn't slept with for 9 months. Maybe I'm too skeptical or I did the math wrong but this doesn't add up for me

yes Reed what is the explanation for this thread of yours ?

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74485

and how come you never replied at the end of the thread to peoples posts asking what was going on ?


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Well today I feel depressed. I am glad everybody is entertained with my misery.
Actually maybe she was not a virgin at all, but I stuck it in there so I did my part and got mine, and I didn't get played. Before I was depressed because I figured she was doing someone else and not me, and why wouldn't she do me. But she did on Saturday night. But just to let you know it felt extremely tight...I don't know how a girl could make muscles like that in her vagina. If she did she did. Either way I hit it. Yes, I pulled out early because It popped out and I couldn't fit it back in...I got a bit soft. But when I initially when in there is was pretty damn tight. I had a full erection and had to force it pretty hard and slow to get it inside her little Korean hole. Enough...this sounds like porn.
You know she does play a lot of games.
The only thing that bothers me is that I get jealous. I don't want her seeing any other guys, Korean or white. I feel like she is my woman and nobody elses.

And yes she did suck it. Why? Let me tell you what I did,
She was making out in bed with me, drinking wine, she kept asking for more wine, I pulled out my penis and showed her, and she didn't respond. From everybody on the board I developed an attitude that I don't care if she leaves me tonight.
So I showed it to her, and then put it back and we drank more. Made out more,
She would not dare remove her own clothing, so she had all of these contraptions on her bra and pants, zippers, buttons, etc, I stuggled with the exotic looking bra for about 10 minutes until I finally figured out how to get it off...she covered her breast in shame and I said they were beautiful and sucked them nice and long.

I stuggled with her pants for about 45 minutes. She had a zip and some hidden latch which I couldn't find, she refused to help me. we kept making out and I figured out how to remove it, it was a miracle.
She tried to stop me then said "we can't see each other again if we do this" and I said "OK, Fine".
Maybe she knew I was lying.
I told her to suck on my penis and she did...even though she didn't know what she was doing, it felt wonderful., Imagine a girl who you have been trying to f*ck for 9 months having your penis finally in her mouth.
She stopped and I kissed her.
Then I pulled off her underwear and tried to go downtown, I did for a bit then she stopped me.
She has the most fantastic body shape I have ever seen on an asian girl...it's like a ballet dancers body.
Then she wanted more wine, and asked if I had a condom,....quickly got one and she laughed and said "oh so you planned it". We did it, she almost fell off the bed, and then she tried to go on top, and tried to ride.
Then we stopped, and I forgot what happend after.
Anyways we slept together but she kept on wimpering in her sleep and making me fetch water for her from the kitchen because she had a headache. I think she was sick, but she seemed to toughen it out...


So that was that. I'm seriously in love with this girl. Which means danger for me big time.
The thing that bothers me is her games.
She is always testing me constantly, even after we had sex, trying ot see how much I am into her.
I don't know anymore.

I mean I don't know what I should do.
I was thinking maybe I should call her and maybe I should wait for her to call me.

It's seems to be in her nature to be testy, I know it by now.
I am feeling pretty good now, but 25 percent says worry, and how can I keep her?

Maybe I should marry her. I just don't think I am ready for marriage...she also mentioned she doesn't like little kids or babies, that is kind of a weird comment...kind of anti baby anti family comment....she said unless it is hers or something similar.

I don't think you guys agree with this, but I think a woman should be rewarded for sex. She should be give fine dinners and jewelry...(jewelry if she is your girlfriend)...
I had a f*k buddy for 6 months, and I took her to the best places to eat dinner, and never bought her anything...as soon as I started getting to like her all went to hell basically. She got turned off....
Well there is no new news tonight....
I'll call her tomorrow night if I don't hear from her tonight
 

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[...]She would not dare remove her own clothing, so she had all of these contraptions on her bra and pants, zippers, buttons, etc, I stuggled with the exotic looking bra for about 10 minutes until I finally figured out how to get it off
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We did it, she almost fell off the bed, and then she tried to go on top, and tried to ride.
Then we stopped, and I forgot what happend after.
Reed, your writing style is really amusing sometimes.

Now on to your story. I understand how good u felt when you finally banged this girl, after so much time. Nine months is a long time, but it's not your fault. You did what you could and she was also a tough "negotiator". I'm glad you finally managed to get her in bed though, because it would have been pretty sad if you were to lose those 9 months for nothing.

As for her playing games and testing you, that's not really cool. Her lying to you the time when she said she was sick is even worse! You never know what to expect with her...

For the virginity thing...i agree with the other guys, there should have been blood. In rare occasions, the girl can be a virgin but not have her hymen, but that is really rare. For instance, she could have lost it in a sports accident or while doing horseback riding:D Lol, sorry...while i was serious with the horseback riding, the word riding made me think she was maybe riding some other guy...sorry, but i had to say it:)

I hope this somehow turns out good man. You seem like a cool guy and i wish u the best!
 
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Ok Reed, you made me laugh again and I was gigglling like a biatch throughout your entire post – I think it is cracking me up because it is the way I envision you and your scenario as you succinctly describe it! As you know I have a very active imagination!!

I'll try to be serious in this post since I know you feel like a love sick puppy. I’m going to give you the solution to your woes…

Do not buy her anything!!!! Why? Because you want to know if this chick really likes you for who you are as a man and not love you for what you give her!! Dig?? If she is a virgin, errrr, was a virgin and a decent girl then she wouldn’t have the mindset of the average hor in NYC and expect expensive gift giving.

Do not call her – let her pursue you at this stage!!! Why? Because she knows exactly how you feel about her – you did your job and do not express your love to her anymore, I said anymore!!! UNLESS, she sincerely does so FIRST!!!

She knows you have fallen hard for her because you said “I love you” first and then since then the power has been in her hands!!!

The power is now in YOUR hands – you must realize that you have just taken it back IF you play your cards right!!!! Don’t be a supplicant fool nor be harsh BUT you must LEAD and if she doesn’t follow then don’t ask her why not? I

f she doesn’t want you to be the man and take the reigns in the relationship then she doesn’t want you!!! Have the same resolve as you had Saturday night!!! Obviously call her when she calls you but do not think you have to please her for her to stay with you!! You just have to respect her as a woman!

Got that?

The key thing is “Does she WANT to be with you” – DON”T ask her directly “Do you want to be with me?” – that sounds chumpish!!! You’ll know if she wants to be with you if she follows your lead and is concern about your existence!!!

There must be VOLUNTARY DESIRE FOR YOU on her part - this is crucial!!! Do not try try to convince her to have feelings for you!!!

Like I said, do not chase her anymore – that is finished!!! You must decide, “Do I want to be with a girl that doesn’t want me or who doesn’t take my lead?”, “Or should I be less than a man and bow down to her every whim and lose my manhood and dignity in the process?”

Be a man DJ Reed – being a man may involve leaving her – just like you were going to leave her if she didn’t do the nasty with you on Saturday – you must have the same mindset now and be determined to leave her if she doesn’t allow you to be a man and take control – if it comes down to it you must leave her for the sake of your manhood! And your emotional sanity!

Your manhood is worth more than her pvssy, isn’t it? Well, isn’t it? Say it louder!!!! Isn’t it???

Say, “Yes PR_L yes, I admit it – I love my manhood more than pvssy and disrespect. and I will never have dignity without my manhood and I’ll never let a girl take away all that I possess and that which I totally control – I love my manhood!!!!”

Now there, don’t you feel better?

So if you were going to leave her for not allowing you to enter into her “inner sanctum”, then how much more resolve should you have for leaving her to save your dignity and manhood?

DJ Reed, you can do it – you have the whole SoSuave community behind you!!!! We’re behind you bro! Just watch out for those homos on this site who would like to ram you when in alignment with your behind!! :rolleyes:

Oh yeah, you bastard – it took you an hour to undress her??? Hahahaha – I think that was her chastity (purity) garments her mother gave her from Korea to prevent her from allowing anyone into her inner sanctum – I guess you broke the code but probably now don’t remember how you did it because of your hurry and excited state!! Oh well, take notes next time!! :D

You know I couldn’t remain serious throughout the whole post!.
 

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I'll stop the threat I guess

It's been interesting, but I imagine I am hogging to much discussion board space. Being a little selfish. I need to let other DJ's express their issues.

Anyways, she calls me up tonight, which is unusual because she usually does not call me, I have to do all of the calling. I called her the night before, so she is returning the favor, and we talked a good length...some of it was about where the hell her shirt and earrings went. (I still have no f*king clue). Maybe my homo room mate took them. and then she talked about the future a bit, where will we go out, etc,

Rican, you are right about taking control, this is so f*cking hard because women do it so subtle you think it's cool and it ends up they are playin some crazy game and bam, you are done.

She asked me if I would go out with her on thursday, and I agreed. She told me her mother was coming this weekend and she needs to spend time with her. I believe her because I snooped into her online photo album and saw pictures of her mother in nyc with her...and she told me some crap about college graduation. Even though she graduated back in January, the graduation is next week.
I guess I am glad she called...only because it shows the sex may have really meant something to her...I was also relieved because I sent an e-mail to an ad I think she wrote online..I am not sure it was her (craigslist.org) but It looked like her writing and the age was the same. So I sent an e-mail, actually a few crazy e-mails to the ad, but never heard back...I said things like "if this is you then don't do this, I know it's you..Don't call me again".
Yes maybe I have lost my mind.

It's true, you have to be a man. This puzzy could turn me into a quivering bowl of jello if I am not careful. I need to watch her every move, gesture, word. Be one step ahead of her. This is what sex does, it puts you a step ahead. I conquered her puzzy and she knows it.

I hope not, Even though I think about marrying her, I think about her behavior, and maybe I should collect a few more korean babes. I know that sounds sick to a lot of asian women, but what the f*ck is wrong with me liking asian women?
They are f*cking beautiful, they have great silky puzzys.

Ok enough BS from me. I'll update when some interesting sh*t occurs.

BTW I conquered the puzzy! Now I am ahead of the game.
 

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and then she tried to go on top, and tried to ride

ok i have a confession to make my fellow Don Juans

i have f*cked REAL virgins ( and fake virgins too lol ). and NONE of the real virgins have tried to ride me the first time.

i am curious what other don juans experience is with REAL virgins on the first time riding you like the pony express

is this normal for a virgin to do ? does EXCESSIVE amounts of alcohol give them horse riding ability ?

i should get a sticker on the back of my car **MOBILE VIRGIN CONVERSTION UNIT**

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Then we stopped, and I forgot what happend after

LOL how drunk were you bro ? you sound like you were off your head

45 minutes just for the pants

ok another confession from me

:nervous: one time i was at a friends house and i was VERY DRUNK ( which is very rare cause i normally don't drink often ) and i ended up in a bedroom with a sober chick that had just arrived at the party. *clears throat* we started kissing and i started to try and undo her jeans but i was so drunk my undo-jeans ability WHICH IS LEGENDARY was so bad after i fumbled and fumbled for 5 minutes the chick just looked at me and got up and left the room and said " you're an idiot "

i was soooo drunk and she was sober and i was VERY embarrassed especially since i pride my self of how fast i can take a womans clothes off including tricky bra straps i am like Nicolas Cage in GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS


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