I declaire, to the whole board about my situation!

Reed247

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If my Korean "Christian" "Never had sex with guy before" mini skirt-wearing, high heel-wearing, fishnet stocking-wearing, going to Miami for a week-I am to tired to go out girlfriend does not give me any Puzzy this saturday night, then I will LEAVE HER!!!!! I promise the board. If I come back with any post about her then I will ban myself from having the privelage of posting. It's been 9 months, and the most i've gotten was tytty sucking. I already talked to her about this intimacy and she says "ok", but this isn't the first time she agreed to it and stopped me in action.
So I will Dismiss her forever, in a cool, non chalant way. I will replace her with a new hor who will provide puzzy at the touch of the send button on my phone. !!!!
 

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what ? she going to miami for a week? uh I went to cali for a week and ended up cheating on my AW - theres that area code sh1t rule- just put her ass on the back burner. good mindset though bro
 

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HOLY GOD DAMN ****ING JESUS CHRIST OF A HOMO!!!

YOU'VE BEEN WITH A GIRL FOR 9 MONTHS(!!!!!!!!!) AND NOT HAD SEX WITH HER!!!?????????
 

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Originally posted by Reed247
If my Korean "Christian" "Never had sex with guy before" mini skirt-wearing, high heel-wearing, fishnet stocking-wearing, going to Miami for a week-I am to tired to go out girlfriend does not give me any Puzzy this saturday night, then I will LEAVE HER!!!!! I promise the board. If I come back with any post about her then I will ban myself from having the privelage of posting. It's been 9 months, and the most i've gotten was tytty sucking. I already talked to her about this intimacy and she says "ok", but this isn't the first time she agreed to it and stopped me in action.
So I will Dismiss her forever, in a cool, non chalant way. I will replace her with a new hor who will provide puzzy at the touch of the send button on my phone. !!!!
I've been waiting to hear this ever since I started coming here...:cheer:
 

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Evolve from being an AFc, or you probably will repeat what happened last time. REad my thread, The TRuth: The End, and reply to me.
 

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Wow, 9 month and nothing must be tough. Although I would questions a few things.

I remember my first girlfriend being all shy about it but after I got her naked it was pretty much over. I had to wait for like 2 months before we did anything and I thought that was long. We were both virgins at that point. But damn... 9 months. It's about you get some or get it somewhere else.
 

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Originally posted by Reed247
If my Korean "Christian" "Never had sex with guy before" mini skirt-wearing, high heel-wearing, fishnet stocking-wearing, going to Miami for a week-I am to tired to go out girlfriend does not give me any Puzzy this saturday night, then I will LEAVE HER!!!!! I promise the board. If I come back with any post about her then I will ban myself from having the privelage of posting. It's been 9 months, and the most i've gotten was tytty sucking. I already talked to her about this intimacy and she says "ok", but this isn't the first time she agreed to it and stopped me in action.
So I will Dismiss her forever, in a cool, non chalant way. I will replace her with a new hor who will provide puzzy at the touch of the send button on my phone. !!!!
Reed, this is getting tedious.
 

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Originally posted by Reed247
If my Korean "Christian" "Never had sex with guy before" mini skirt-wearing, high heel-wearing, fishnet stocking-wearing, going to Miami for a week-I am to tired to go out girlfriend does not give me any Puzzy this saturday night, then I will LEAVE HER!!!!! I promise the board. If I come back with any post about her then I will ban myself from having the privelage of posting. It's been 9 months, and the most i've gotten was tytty sucking. I already talked to her about this intimacy and she says "ok", but this isn't the first time she agreed to it and stopped me in action.
So I will Dismiss her forever, in a cool, non chalant way. I will replace her with a new hor who will provide puzzy at the touch of the send button on my phone. !!!!
Sex isn't everything, but 9 months is WAY too long to be dating without making it past second base.
 

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I think you get the point but

HOLY SH*T MAN!!!!

9 MONTHS WITH THIS CHICK AND NO SEX? NOT EVEN A BJ?

How long have you been on this site?

Anyways its all good at least you have a good plan. Go for sex or a bj or something for your 9 months of hell, if no then leave her like you said.

And don't fall for some maybe another time bs, leave her if she doesn't.
 

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What you do is, get into the act of fooling aroung with her, and before she has a chance to say " wait, I'm not ready," you say it and roll over like you are not interested. This should work, only if she is playing games. If she is really serious about not being ready, then it won't work...
 

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9 month... :crackup:
assuming u can get a girl once a month...u r 8 down already....:cuss:
what r u waiting for ?? :confused:

for me 3-5 dates no sex then ---> :kick:

Set a time limit and goal next time...and move on :rockon:
 

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if she lets you suck her tits, she will also have sex with you. you just have to play everything right, it's not that difficult... actually, it's the only thing i'm really good at with my girlfriend:D
 
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DJ Reed, please post a pic of this christion ho - I know you have one after being with her for 9 months!
 

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christian ho

She called me tonight about saturday and asked if I would give her a massage, and I said "Oh yeah, I will". So we will see what happens.
If she does not comply to my orders, then I will escort her to the door, and find another christian ho, who will give up the puzzy.
Any seduction techniques?
 
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Women give men massages and not the other way around !!!!

This is what you do - tell her to get completely naked and start massaging her breasts then go down and massage her buttocks do this for no moe than 3 minutes and then go do what a man has to do!!! If she refuses then tell her to go!!!
 

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thats the problem with dating religious girls. The christian ***** at my workplace would not give her ***** to anyone, not even her date. this is the many reasons she is single and has no life. and im betting she's a virgin.

I say to hell with religious biatches!!
 
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Originally posted by ScrewIt
thats the problem with dating religious girls. The christian ***** at my workplace would not give her ***** to anyone, not even her date. this is the many reasons she is single and has no life. and im betting she's a virgin.

I say to hell with religious biatches!!
Dude, she is not a hor - this is good!! She is available for serious inquiries only - to weed out the ravenous pimps like DJ Pimpsicle, and Lost In Translation, and Player Supreme!!!!

Reed's girl "claims" she is a "christian" and a "virgin" but factors dictate otherwise!!

DJ Reed sucked her titties like a suckling baby but she wont allow more than this!

The showdown between Reed and his girl is coming this Saturday night - I'm buying tickets early to get a good seat!!
 

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Quote - PuertoRican_Lover
The showdown between Reed and his girl is coming this Saturday night - I'm buying tickets early to get a good seat!!

RINGSIDE and you are buying popcorn for our isle PR_L

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Dude, she is not a hor - this is good!! She is available for serious inquiries only - to weed out the ravenous pimps like DJ Pimpsicle, and Lost In Translation, and Player Supreme!!!!

dude i would swap 10 of my finest crack h0s for a HONEST CHRISTIAN WOMAN

but Reed's girl is not that type of woman LOL

Yo Reed did you friend ring up the escort agency like you planned and see if that chick advertised was your CURRENT girlfriend ?

i remember you saying that bro :D

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DJ Reed, please post a pic of this christion ho - I know you have one after being with her for 9 months!

now you in trouble. you said the word virgin so PR_Ls mouth is watering. post a pic at your own risk. or at the risk of PR_L paying for postage to import her to his house :D

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im betting she's a virgin

you got alot to learn about chicks who say they are virgins

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I say to hell with religious biatches!!

there are 2 sorts of women. LADIES 5% of women

wh0res who account for 95% of women

i would rather a conservative woman who goes to church, believes in God and believe that her place as a woman is to yield to me as a man

than all the crack wh0res who might be HB7 - 9 in my city

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Women give men massages and not the other way around

lol try telling these guys that. how many threads you read where the guy gives the girl a 2 hour massage and gets NOTHING.


Lost In Translation :D

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