I couldn't get it up, she now thinks i'm gay

[T Money]

This dumb b!tch i've been friends with for a LONG time whom i both love and hate deeply and I hooked up the other night but I was hella drunk and couldn't get it up, and she's not my type at all, now she's dissing me saying i'm gay even in social situations in front of friends. I just want to get up and fvcking slap this b!tch but i don't, plus i was hanging with her brother, so i wasn't gonna tell her off right in front of him.

Then she fvcking tells me she told her mom, who i've known for hella long too.

we were playing drunken pictionary and she drew "limp d!ck" and her mom and her hella laughed about it, ugh that sh!t pissed me off.

Good thing her bro didn't catch on, he don't know we fvcked.

next time i'm alone with her i'm gonna slap this ho and tell her to stfu woman.

this is the only woman who really pisses me off, you can tell my passions for her i'm sure. it's such a mixture of love and hate it's crazy.

she pisses me off just as much as she makes me have a good time.

i'm not expecting replies, just ranting.

-T

 

[skip2mylou781]

next time, get HER drunk, YOU STAY SOBER, and **** THE **** OUTTA HER with all the love and hate that u feel - just make it longer than a minute or else the ***** will start callin u a minute man too!

 

[ValleyDJing]

haha! yeah man...tell that ***** off! damn it IS hard to get it up when you're drunk. Maybe when you tell her off...ask her, "Why do you think I couldn't get it up?" or something like that insinuating she didn't turn you on or wasn't hott. Tell her when you were drunk, you realized that she was a little too chunky for your taste! haha! that ***** will stfu quicker than you can say "viagra!"

 

[T Money]

I did tell her that when we were drunk, I was like "sorry, i'm not used to this low calibre of a girl" or something like that.

That's why she's dissing me, because i dissed her.

b!tch.

 

[spider_007]

next time your with her; "destry her". make her walk funny for next couple of days....

 

[Remulak]

You definitely could've come up with a better comeback. Something about never having the problem before with other girls but for some reason her fat ass and droopy tits weren't doing it for you.

 

[DontbeaPuss]

why are you letting this make you mad? Coming on here and saying how pissed she makes you and how you want to slap her already makes you a loser. Keep your cool and don't let her stick it too you.

The only problem I see is if she's neg'ing you while you two are in situation with some of your peers. In this case, when she makes her rude comment, think of something better, like how bored she made you or how stinking her puss was lol j/k but you get the idea. Hit here with this and make sure its funny, laugh it up and don't come off defensive. Like I said, this is only if she's hurting your status as a male. If shes just giving you **** one on one take the previous advice and let her know next time you're going to give it to her..

 

[T Money]

i actually flipped her off and told her "**** you" in front of her dad. she was all "Dad, did you see that??" He was all "well, you probably deserve it"

LOL. She did.

 

[T Money]

i'm not defensive, i smile and laugh it off and joke with her. like smiling and saying "**** you" in front of her dad, it's all good.

 

[Driven2Succeed]

t money,

it happens to the best of us.. i think.. lol

just play it cool and laugh it off..

however, i would consider rectifying to situation..i would definitely get her drunk again and u stay sober and wreck that sh1t hard.. beat the guts in to the fullest.. she obviously wants u to do it again..

think about it.. shes feelin like crap cuz she couldnt get u hard..its in her head that she did something wrong and shes questioning herself and her skills..u can easily hit that again, just play it right and its easy..

if u go limp again i dunno what to say man.. just crush it and ull feel better and ur ego will too

 

[That Guy]

next time your with her; "destry her". make her walk funny for next couple of days....

The next couple of months is more like it. And then play pictionary with her mom again and draw a camel toe.

 

[Testiculz]

its all in your perception. smile and **** her good next time.

 

[rocky_mtn]

i actually flipped her off and told her "**** you" in front of her dad. she was all "Dad, did you see that??" He was all "well, you probably deserve it"

LOL. She did.

Careful, they might ban your from their trailer park.

Buy don't worry, I'm sure the Jerry Springer has an episode with your name on it.

 

[AngelusPUA]

hahahaha

Have you investigated the reason why you couldn't get an erection?

 

[T Money]

Yeah i'll be there, maybe she'll throw a punch and I can legally hit her back!

EDIT: lol I was drunk you idiot. That's never happened to you?

 

[ValleyDJing]

Careful, they might ban your from their trailer park.

Buy don't worry, I'm sure the Jerry Springer has an episode with your name on it.

Are you kidding, she was telling her mom about her sexual adventures with you and her mom laughed about your bout with ed? And her dad was laughing about you flipping his daughter off? yep rocky_mtn...sounds like trailer trash to me. major red flag when she tells her parents about sexual experiences

 

[rocky_mtn]

First off TMoney sounds like a d!psh!it.

I've fvcked chicks that I don't even remember bringing home. And theres never been a problem with completing the job. I live in a condo in the Rocky Mountains and I meet hot chicks, I don't need to flip anyone off or be mad at women.



But yea, you are a homo if you need to beat and swear at women after you can't get it up.


Go a head and hit her after she hits you. A real man can take a punch but a fvcking sorry excuse for a man hits a women.

You sound like the lowest piece of sh!it on the earth, no offense to actual pieces of feces that you might resemble.

 

[T Money]

Pull your skirt up sweetheart, it was a joke.

 

[rocky_mtn]

Pull your skirt up sweetheart, it was a joke.

what part of it was a joke?

 

[T Money]

I was replying to whoever's comment about jerry springer, and sarcastically said "yeah maybe she'll throw a punch and i can legally hit her back!"

That was the part the was a joke...

I would NEVER hit a woman.