I couldn't get it up, she now thinks i'm gay

[rocky_mtn]

OK, so you werent' joking about not being able to get it up

 

[T Money]

No, I couldn't get it up. I was drunk, and she's fat and unattractive.

 

[penkitten]

dude, shes the girl you couldnt get it up for. BURN.
it will eat her up.
you men get excited all day long so we expect that you get excited for each of us. if you cant get it up for us, it scars us for life.

 

[rocky_mtn]

No, I couldn't get it up. I was drunk, and she's fat and unattractive.

thats never stopped me, you need to change your ways


for chisSts sake, just close your eyes and pretend you are with Jessica Simpson (or whoever).