The Desolation of Solomon
The Desloation Of Solomon
Definition of Desolation: State of complete emptiness or destruction
LETS GET IT!!
This will be a quick one guys because I frankly forgot a lot of shyt.
I went to this event promotional event at a local store. They sell skater/hipster type clothes. They were giving a free booze like champagne and blue ribbon beer :crazy:
Anyway I do some approaches nothing crazy. I see a 2 set of hot girls but every time they see me approach another chick they give me a "berstare" I talk to both men and women and also get a couple pics in with the DJ(swanky!) now the drinks are coming and
your boy is popping them like Pdiddy with the managers at the spot (Yes sir!):cheer:
I then see a 3-Set outside and I pretend I'm the bouncer and tell them
"Hey I'm gonna need to see some ID"
The girls are like
"What?
"
"Sike" so they roll their eyes at me and keep it moving. well I just "marked" myself out with one of them
So the place is getting more girls now instead of just skaters, I'm talking to random people about fluff and all that. Those girls walk by and I open them it's a 3-set. Conversations where I'm from (chicago which I'm not) blah blah blah
Of course I'm bSing and one of the chicks who is the brunette (the one who marked me out) was the mother hen, she could tell I'm lying cause I wasn't keeping my stories straight :crackup: I thought it was the hot blond but nope it was the brunette. She was from an island near south Africa and just gorgeous light light caramel complexion and she was shyt testing me left and right and I was failing like a frigging idiot :nervous:
I don't even remember the dialogue just that she called me about being a fake bouncer and not being from Chicago. And me lying even more trying to keep the mystery afloat. So the chicks and I are talking and somehow I was able to isolate my chick I wanted with the thick ass and nice tits..not fat, she played soccer and I can see she has tight hips with a$$ HNNNNG.
similar to this her face was meh any-who we talked and I was able to be a bit "real" with her since all I was dong was stupid flashgame once again I was too tipsy to game so I needed to slow my roll. We both had common type jobs in similar industries so that helped.
We come back more shyt testing from her gorgeous brunette friend and more of me flopping like Lebron :cuss:
The girls where bored at the party and I suggested another bar but before we left we ran into a chick I know who is just as gorgeous as them or even better. The social proof musta helped me out cause now the girls where open and willing to pay attention to me
So I was able to Instadate 3 chicks to another venue like a boss to the venue where they know your boy :rockon:
Problem was that my dumba$$ was stuck I had 3 chicks no wing just I. I broke a cardinal rule bought a drink for all them broads and the chicks went to the bathroom. No doubt discussing me and If i was cool enough or if they ditched me :nervous:
I felt like a idiot but it is what it is....the chicks though come back more fluff we go upstairs my soccer chick buys me a drink. She seems kind of standoffish oh well. We played "fucc, marry, Kill" which got her open a bit more and I could tell she enjoyed it cause she knew the game. I try talking to brunette and have her qualify her friend of course the brunette is shyt testing me once again. The blond is talking to some guys and just lamping up the attention I go to the rest room cause I gotta empty out my bladder.
I come back and see soccer chick talking to a manlet. So now I coulda bud in but that woulda looked needy so I just stand by myself at the bar like a chode. I see a buddy talk to him tell him whats going on. "go get your chick" he tells me so I was like "naw I'm good" I wasn't thirsty.
So I go back talk to them some more and call it a night. Sober up at mcadeeze and head home.
I did some things well like isolating my target and instatdating 3 cute chicks but I also failed terribly with the shyt test and being able to build a deeper connection with my target. I have to work on my dialogue as well
Oh well live and learn
Tonight I have a bar crawl it's gonna be more chicks and crazy drunk people
Goal for tonight:
Less Booze
Better connection/dialogue
hope you guys have better luck then me
LETS GET IT!!!
:woo:
