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i beat up a gay sex predator today...and i'm sincerely sorry
yeah, that's right. i'm not trying to rekindle the flame wars about metrosexuality or whatnot. this has nothing to do with that ****.
this is probably the most bizarre thing that's happened to me in a while...and i'm usually an easy going guy that doesn't get in fights (hadn't beat up anyone since grade school anyway).
anyway, i was in the middle of taking my math final exam, and went to the bathroom. when i was washing my hands, i looked at myself in the mirror, and behind me, i noticed some eyes looking at me through the wide stall door (between the hinge and the wall). when i turned around, the guy opened the door...he was sitting on the toilet with his legs spread, and rubbing one out as he was staring at me! i was like "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!!!??? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE MOFO!!" and i myself bolted out of the bathroom.
when i got back to my testing room, i could barely think...i mean, this isn't the sort of thing that happens everyday that you get over easily...a guy rubbing one out from staring at me?????!!!! hell, this is fvcking disturbing.
anyway, i told the test proctor, he said i could talk to the dept. head after my exam. i said "okay," but was still shaken and couldn't concentrate on my exam. so, i told the test proctor i was going to the dept. head's office to report it.
instead, i went back into the bathroom. i cautiously walked up to the stall, and the guy was still there...i saw him sitting on the toilet. i just let loose. i threatened to kill him and told him to get the fvck out so i could proceed to bash his face in. he wouldn't open the stall door. i started kicking it, and with a few hard kicks (it's wooden...though i like to think i'm a pretty strong guy too)... i smashed the door in. he hurried to pull up his shorts. i tore the door off the hinges and through it on the ground. by this point he was yelling in his feminine voice "leave me alone," "don't hurt me" "i just had an upset stomach." BULL****. i punched him in the face (although he had his hands covering his face like a little girl) several time. i punched him so many times that my knuckles started to hurt...i'm sure his face got bruised up. as he was trying to curl into a ball, i kneeled him in the nose. no blood, but his face was pretty red.
anyway, i was kind of tired, so i let him go a bit. but i followed him, and as he was starting to run, i realized maybe i should get the guy's name to report him. he was pretty slow, so i caught up and grabbed him by his shirt and cussed him out to give me his name...i said that i wanted to report him (i think this was a bit stupid on my part, because why would he tell me his name?)...anyway, i let him go, and told him to get the fvck out...i pretty much forced him out of the building.
yeah, that's right. i'm not trying to rekindle the flame wars about metrosexuality or whatnot. this has nothing to do with that ****.
this is probably the most bizarre thing that's happened to me in a while...and i'm usually an easy going guy that doesn't get in fights (hadn't beat up anyone since grade school anyway).
anyway, i was in the middle of taking my math final exam, and went to the bathroom. when i was washing my hands, i looked at myself in the mirror, and behind me, i noticed some eyes looking at me through the wide stall door (between the hinge and the wall). when i turned around, the guy opened the door...he was sitting on the toilet with his legs spread, and rubbing one out as he was staring at me! i was like "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!!!??? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE MOFO!!" and i myself bolted out of the bathroom.
when i got back to my testing room, i could barely think...i mean, this isn't the sort of thing that happens everyday that you get over easily...a guy rubbing one out from staring at me?????!!!! hell, this is fvcking disturbing.
anyway, i told the test proctor, he said i could talk to the dept. head after my exam. i said "okay," but was still shaken and couldn't concentrate on my exam. so, i told the test proctor i was going to the dept. head's office to report it.
instead, i went back into the bathroom. i cautiously walked up to the stall, and the guy was still there...i saw him sitting on the toilet. i just let loose. i threatened to kill him and told him to get the fvck out so i could proceed to bash his face in. he wouldn't open the stall door. i started kicking it, and with a few hard kicks (it's wooden...though i like to think i'm a pretty strong guy too)... i smashed the door in. he hurried to pull up his shorts. i tore the door off the hinges and through it on the ground. by this point he was yelling in his feminine voice "leave me alone," "don't hurt me" "i just had an upset stomach." BULL****. i punched him in the face (although he had his hands covering his face like a little girl) several time. i punched him so many times that my knuckles started to hurt...i'm sure his face got bruised up. as he was trying to curl into a ball, i kneeled him in the nose. no blood, but his face was pretty red.
anyway, i was kind of tired, so i let him go a bit. but i followed him, and as he was starting to run, i realized maybe i should get the guy's name to report him. he was pretty slow, so i caught up and grabbed him by his shirt and cussed him out to give me his name...i said that i wanted to report him (i think this was a bit stupid on my part, because why would he tell me his name?)...anyway, i let him go, and told him to get the fvck out...i pretty much forced him out of the building.
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