I am in a REALLY messed up situation and feeling the lowest I ever have in my life

[true|hockey]

I know you probably wont agree with me, and that is fine. If I were you, I would move on, and remember there are other cool chicks out there. this girl has been an issue for some time now, I remember reading this on the other boards. She just hurts you by sleeping with other guys, and obviously has no regards to your feelings.

as I said, I would just cut off all contact with her, continue on with my profession, and try to meet other chicks. hang out with friends too. easyer said than done, but not everything that is good in life is easy to attain...

 

[WestCoaster]

Simple solution

Next, next, next, next, next ...

I wrote a post some time ago called quit being drama KINGS. It's not perfect, but I suggest reading it. The guys on this board are being more dramatic than the women out there ... of course I acted like that when I was your age and now I look back on what a waste of emotional energy that was. Not one woman on this planet is worth this emotional energy.

If you don't believe you can find another woman, you're in trouble.

But as I always say, get to the point where you don't believe the sun sets or rises on any one gal's a$$. Live your own life, don't put up with getting screwed over and ...

next!

 

[SteR]

well I did find out she slept with her ex today and she doesn't know I know but hey I guess I kinda feel liberated. I mean I know there are other girls out there that are better but I don't 'believe' there are if that makes sense.
I'm probably gonna hit the town tomorrow night, have a few drinks and approach some girls and see what happens.
Like a lot of you have said this girl has been messing me around for ages and so fvck her - I am a good guy I know that and I definately deserve better so wish me luck!

 

[silverwex]

I am a good guy I know that and I definately deserve better so wish

Positive thinking! Good stuff!

Good luck mate.

 

[SteR]

guys this is TOTALLY crazy. I just went to my housemate and said 'look I don't want what happened to between us to make anything awkward because I know nothing will ever happen between us' and just kinda cleared the air.

Now for some reason I feel brilliant! and do u know why? Because tomorrow of the first day of the rest of my life and I'm determined to make **** work. I got the girl and had sex with her like I always wanted and now it's done I can get outside and just find the right girl for me. I'm also gonna focus hard on my work and gym and football and make things work for me and become happy because the past few years of my life have been **** all because I've doubted myself and worried.

I know I am a good looking guy as I've been informed by several girls and I know I'm a fun guy to be with so it's about time I go out and prove it to myself and the girls...

I think the other reason was I was coming back from a football match with my friend and we were talking about training and women and stuff and he was saying how he used to drink a lot and **** and he stopped now. I asked him how the hell he does it and how he talks to women because I always need to be wasted and he was like yea I used to think like that too until my mate just said to me 'man the fuk up and go talk to those girls!' and he did and it just made me realise that I NEED TO MAN THE FVCK UP AND SORT MY LIFE OUT! because I deserve good times now!

Wish me luck!!

 

[TooColdUlrick]

ouch, ouch, ouch...this one was tough to read thru.

let me see if i have it straight.

she is your roommate of a year and a half. she suddenly tells you she has "feelings" for you. you jump on it like white on rice. get all cuddly in bed and such. you've had sex with her. then she does a complete 180 on you, almost instantly? in the meantime she's fvcking someone else?

and now you're all broken up about it? your stomach's in knots? dude, you're in love with a twisted wh@re. think about it.

i strongly suspect that you're even more AFC than you're indicating. you've known her for this long, she gives you the green light, and you put the pedal to the metal. i suspect you probably confessed your feelings for her long ago, and then, "she finally realized what a great guy i am....YIPPPEEEE".

here's what TooCold would do:

TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE A DOORMAT.

since i take it that you're still roomates with her, sit her wh@re, twisted ass down and tell her flat out that you don't appreciate being ****ed around like that. in addition, kick her ass out of the house, if you have the power and influence to do this. if you do not, then privately lobby the rest of your roommates to get this power. it is very important that 1) YOU DO THE BOOTING; 2) YOU DO IT IMMEDIATELY; 3) YOU DO IT MATTER OF FACTLY; 4) YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN THE SITUATION--YOU BOTH ALREADY KNOW THE SITUATION--THIS IS THE SENTANCING NOT THE TRIAL; 5)<b>DO NOT DO IT ANGRILY</b>.

DO NOT ALLOW THE CONVERSATION TO LAST MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.

this way, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO HER ACTIONS and YOU GET HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE. wh@res, **** teases, and chicks in general never have consequences. this is why they do this ****--fvcking chumps like YOU let them.

do you actually think you can be roommates with this person? given the tone of your posts, it's going to eat you away like battery acid.

right now, YOU ARE A DOORMAT. it is so, only because you allowed it. FIX IT NOW.

you have to take actions that are way stronger than a simple, NEXT. you can't NEXT a chick you're living with.

i'll bet the farm that everyone else in your inner circle (e.g. your roommates) thinks you're the biggest pvssy on earth right now. trust me, someone's talking about you behind your back--and it's NOT GOOD THINGS.

they will continue, HENCEFORTH INTO THE INFINITE FUTURE, to think you're a weak doormat pvssy boy unless you do something about it that is bold.

you must recover, not from her, but your reputation and your self-esteem. at this point, it's not about HER, its about YOU.

STOP BEING A FVCKING DOORMAT.

tough love bro...good luck.

 

[TooColdUlrick]

no, SteR, you have not recovered. you are not suddenly a NON-*****. it doesn't work that way.

saying you feel brilliant or whatever ain't fixing the problem. you need to "Awaken The Giant Within". this takes time

 

[SteR]

lol I know I haven't recovered but I've just realised that all my life I've always cared what others have thought and all this crap and never just taken charge.

I sure as hell know it's not gonna happen overnight but I KNOW now that I am free from the hold that this girl has had on me and now I'm just gonna sort myself out and try to find the girls I deserve.

I think it all hit me when I was talking to my friend and he just said it plain and simple 'man the fvck up'

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Ster, as you know I followed your last thread closely, and I remember that you liked this girl for a few years and now you finally wanted her and you got her! Let this be your victory and a lesson learned that you should only pursue woman romantically that you have interest in and not become friends with them firstly or lastly!! You were infatuated with this chick and now you are traumatized that you no longer have her.

The question is, why are you so distraught for an unworthy hor?
I said it a thousand times on this site, "with these hors today, you are only the next pimp in line!!!!" Don't expect anything else from a hor and why would you want anything more?

I told you before that being roommates complicates things! Don't let her affect your emotional state and quit calling her on the damn phone and text messaging her - she lives with u - for crying out loud!!!! This pursuit of her looks pathetic and must cease and desist today!! You are giving her power over you when you do this!!

I think you are acting in this desperate and agonizing state of mind because you don't have the confidence or believe in yourself enough to pursue and conquer other women!! Am I right?

Don't let a hor's actions with other men affect you and quit looking like a lost puppy around her - show her that she was just a chase and a victory of one of your conquests, In your first thread, I told you to be in a light and humorous mood when you pursue her and not to take thinks too seriously if she rejects you -you didn't take heed to this advice and now it has affected you emotionally because u weren't in the proper state of mind! Your state of mind of "I must have her at all cost to other things or women" led to your fall.

Reread your first thread!

Take the attitude with hors that you do not 'need' them, but that they are only temporal conquests that have no significance to your emotional state and happiness!!! If you don't have this outlook, you'll be a hurt weak man for the rest of your days!

 

[NewMan]

So anyway I didn't do anything with this girl cause I just wanted to make my girl jealous really and then I wonder where she is and I ring her up at like 3 in the morning and she says she's in town with her ex (who she apparently rang up crying when I left) and she said she was going to stay with him.

Is not this a lesson that you should learn from.

You pretty much fvcked yourself because you tried to make her jealous.

If your going to play this game - you've got to be mentaly STRONGER than her.

I don't understand why you would do this just to make her jealous - are you kidding me?

You need to grow up and learn that this kind of sh#t is only self destructive. as a result, she fvcked her ex and you lost out.

Now - BE STRONG -= you need to cut of contact and ignore her. but you have to be stronger than her, and not turn back into a pvssy the moment she shows interest in you.

 

[lerxst]

You know SteR, I followed your other thread as well. Sure you're gonna get a bunch of people high-fiving you here and how much a man you are, or whatever to build up your self-esteem. But not me. You see, you don't yet comprehend what I told you about NOT knocking on her door to talk to her. THAT is what screwed your game. She asked you for space. Maybe not exactly in those same words, but it is what she meant and you didn't give it to her. This is some of the most basic skills you need to learn. If you don't learn the basics, every time you try to game a girl it is going to go half-assed and blow up on you like this. Reading this thread it was like that part in Swingers where the guy who was told not call the girl that night, goes and calls her and leaves like 19 messages on her machine. This is you, SteR.

Hell, I didn't even need to read the whole post to see where it was heading to that train wreck at the end. And if you can't see how it was going that way, you are completely out of control. Now I'm not going to hold any punches cause you need it, so if you can't handle it, don't read the next line.

She knew you weren't concerned about her or her feelings, you were only concerned about yourself losing control of the situation and losing access to sex with her. Look, if you have to ASK a girl flat out to have sex with you there is SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG HERE! And, if she says "Uh, yeah sure" that is like seeing a sign as you're going down the highway that says bridge out but you just keep on going anyways. That you were oblivious to all of this is just amazing. YOU created this whole dramatic problem by doing a lot of dumbass stuff and you reverted right in AFCdom. You had the solution to your problems, but you go ahead and go against it anyways? But then, clearly since you aren't really interested in any of our advice you just want the group hug, I don't think any thing I say here will actually reach you. But, if you do happen to... right now go read the DJ bible, then read all the Senor Finger posts, then read the Player Supreme posts on pimping. Cause you are a SYMP! After you've read all that and understand and comprehend all of it, then come back when you really need some help and not trying to waste our time with your drama.

 

[SteR]

Well points taken I admit I did screw this one up but in the end I think it's for the best. The bottom line is she IS a slut and if she didn't cheat on me then (if u want to call it cheating) then she would have done later and I would've felt a lot worse.

Anyway I've read the first bit of the DJ bible and I went around today tryin to make eye contact with every girl I could. Most of them didn't look at me in the eye and a few did for like a second or 2 and none of them seemed to smile at me (dunno why) but one girl, a bit ugly, did actually hold my gaze the entire time and I grinned at her lol and it felt pretty damn good.

I only counted up 15 girls that actually looked at me for more than 1 second and I'm gonna try and get 50 before the end of the week and take it from there.

I'm also going out tonight with the guys and I'll have a few drinks and try and approach as many girls as possible now and to be honest I don't really fear failure because I'd WAY WAY WAY prefer to feel bad about making an idiot about myself than thinking about this girl so I think I may go out of my way to make a prick out of myself

Also I do know that I'm not gonna become a DJ in a day but I'm going to try and follow this through the 8 weeks. I admit it's going to be hard, especially moving from the EC phase to actually having to approach people so I hope all goes well.

By the way does anyone have any tips for getting over this other girl? I mean I know she's a slut and doesn't deserve me but when I see her I still feel quite heartbroken that we never got things worked out and it's that feeling that I want to get rid off

 

[fan27]

I may have missed this in other posts, but why were you fooling around with your housemate in the first place? This usually leads to problems. I have plenty of hot girls as neighbors, but I'm not interested in them. There is not enough "space" between me and them. Their friends are certainly fair game.

Good Luck

 

[lerxst]

The bottom line is NOT that she is a slut, it is that YOU DO NOT GET IT! She did not cheat on you, she cheated on her boyfriend. You were not HER boyfriend. She made it a point to tell you she didn't want you to be her boyfriend, SteR. Did you even hear that? No, you were WORRIED about her. You were so WORRIED about her that you completely disregarded anything she told you or any message she tried to convey to you. When a girl moves to two different locations after you've followed her like a puppy dog, then you follow her to a third after she asks you for space? What the hell is up with that? The problem is NOT her, it is YOU. You need to straighten your sh!t out pronto.

Do you get it yet? You were only WORRIED about you losing whatever bs fantasy thing you had in your head. You don't even understand what Man Up means. From what you write you think it means getting drunk having fun and meeting new girls. No, that is not what it means. It means being responsible for you actions and being in control of yourself, not being an out of control drunk running amok like you are going about. Yes, you got a drinking problem SteR if you can only dj while drunk. There is NO Drunken DJ Method.

Reading a bit of the DJ bible is NOT going to help you, because you DO NOT GET IT. You are trying to impose your AFC world view on the DJ bible. You are going to keep making the same mistakes over and over and over. Why waste that time when you can spend time learning the materials, and understanding the ins and outs of the game?

And you are still going on about this girl. Read this line: YOU create the drama in your life. YOU made this all happen because you are wandering around trying to apply DJ principles but not understanding the how or why to apply them. READ the ENTIRE DJ Bible, and Senor Fingers Weapons of Mass Seduction Posts and Player Supremes' Pimping posts. Read them all first before you try any of this stuff because you are acting like a Symp and an AFC. I know, you think you are a DJ but you are not ready yet. All the DJ advice and tricks in the world won't help you with the biggest problem in the equation, YOU. Manning Up is not whinning and crying about how a girl is a slut and she broke your heart when your clingged and annoying her. Hell, you are annoying me and I don't even know you. Just think what the girl who in the next room thinks now.

First, you need to empty yourself of all this AFC/Obsession you have inside because you are full up with it and can't take any of the DJ stuff in. Then you can become a DJ. Until then, you are just running amok. And now you need to find a new place to live.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Why u wanted to make this girl your girlfriend is beyond me. You are so fixated on conquering her to the point of smothering her. Play along with a girl says but rarely should you believe her. This was the kind of girl you toy and play with and not one you take too seriously. You should have pursued her in a lighthearted manner and a nonchalant, "I don't care of the outcome" attitude.

You were politelty seeking her appproval for 2 years and set expectations way too high for anything more than a temporary fling. That is what most hors want today (a fling) until they are ready to "settle down" with a chump that doesn't care about her sexual past!! Please learn from this - and quit taking things so seriously - lighten up and have fun pursuing women.

Do not try to become 'friends' first with a girl that you want to pursue romantically.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Ster, here is my response to your first thread dated January 15, 2004 that was based on this chick…I remember I yelled at you for being obsessed with a woman of such low character…don’t make me look for my toolbox again!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------

PR_L replies…

You don't have a case of oneitis - this is a case of zero-itis!!! She is not even your wh@re!!!!!! How can you claim her as yours????

She is not playing games with you - it is you playing yourself - while she is being the good wh@re that she is, you are fantasizing and obsessing over this slut. Tell me what qualities does she have that tickles your fancy?? Her sweet disposition? Her upstanding character? Her righteous values? Her kindness? Her honesty?
None of the above? Then ...

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO INFATUATED WITH A WH@RE???

I'm dumbfounded!!!!!

Do you have psychological problems? Maybe that should be phrased in the form of a statement and not a question.

You deserve to be tortured!!!!!!! Where is my toolbox?

I'm too upset to write anymore.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ster’s first thread about this chick reads…


Got a HORRIFIC case of oneitis and seriously don't know how to get over it! (Long)
Hey guys. First of I'll lay down the story.

Basically I started university just over a year ago now. When I arrived at my halls I met all my housemates and we all got on well or whatever but back then I was the shyest, quietest most inexperienced guy with women ever. Anyway after a few months of uni I got to know one of my female housemates pretty well and it was about xmas 2002 that I started to really fall for her.

Problem was she had a boyfriend which she met in freshers week.
So after about 3-4 months of having the worst crush ever on this girl I told her how I felt (stupidest thing ever I know). Anyway she told me she was flattered and that was all and nothing was done about it. Of course it took me a week or so to get over her and then everything was cool for like 5-6 months and then when I moved into my house in the 2nd year (with her as one of my housemates) my feelings started to come back for her.

Anyway looking back I know this ***** was playing me all along as whenever she had a row with her boyfriend she'd come running to me and I'd be all nice to her and everything and then she'd forget about me and go fuk her boyfriend whenever he snapped his fingers.

This boyfriend of hers however cheated on her ridiculously like 6-7 times but she still stayed with him and all that crap. Anyway over the xmas holidays she found out he cheated on her again and they split up. She then sent me a text message saying she thought I was damn sexy. I of course thought she really meant it which was absolute bs. Turns out ONE week after she split with her bf and about 2 days after I got the message she was in bed banging some other guy.

I of course being the chump I was kept texting and ringing her over the holiday thinking she really liked me.

It was only then that I realised I had been totally played all this time and she's been a complete snake. However I know realise that I was made a fool of and she really didn't give a flying fuk about me. The only problem is I still sort of have a weird feeling for her. I mean I KNOW she is a slut and she had no regard for me or whatever but I still seem to have this weird feeling and it makes me feel REALLY bad because I genuinely liked this girl and she not only screwed me over but made me feel absolutely worthless because she just used me and fuked every1 else.

However now I am trying to go after girls and stuff but I still get jealous when I see this girl with other guys. I mean I know now she definately isn't worth my time and effort and DEFINATELY isn't worthy of being with me but I dunno I just still have some feelings for her and it hurts me so much that she went off and banged this guy over xmas even though she told me she liked me.

Anyyyways I know the best solution would be to find another GIRL . Problem is I'm not the most confident guy in the world and I don't have a lot of regular contact with girls that I can meet. I mean my course at university is a computing course so there are no chicks there, I don't really have the confidence to make cold approaches on the street or in a library or whatever because I'm new to all of this and my confidence is dented as hell.
I do try to approach girls in clubs but even then I only do it under the influence of alcohol because I get so nervous when chatting to girls sober. I also seem to feel that I'm not good enough even though I keep telling myself I am.

I guess I'm just in a bit of a rut at the moment and I can safely say it's the most depressing time of my life but at least I can say I'm that little bit more wiser about women. I just really want to be happy I guess but I just don't know what to do

Any help is appreciated, cheers guys

---------------------------------------------------------------

Ster, I yelled at you in my response to your first thread because I knew that your emotional state will be affected wrongly if you pursued this hor. Now read th title of this thread... "I am in a REALLY messed up situation and feeling the lowest I ever have in my life "

If this is the lowest you've been in your life then this tells me that your emotional state is solely in the control of a woman and the approval thereof, and that you don't have too many other problems in your life!

 

[SteR]

Hmm, I'm not sure what to do now. I mean lerxst you're telling me that I'm an idiot and all this stuff about how I'm not taking in the DJ material so don't read it... so now what am I supposed to do? just sit at home and feel bad about this whole situation? I do know I fvcked up this situation but how else am I supposed to get over it other than trying to get with other women etc?

Also I don't understand why drinking and going out to clubs/bars is such a bad thing? I mean I'm at university at the moment and everyone drinks and you're singling me out like I'm the only one on the planet that does it.

Anyway thankyou to everyone for responding

 

[SteR]

btw I've got a bit of a field report from last night

Basically we went to a mates house and drank quite a lot and then headed into town. We went to a pub or whatever and just had a drink or 2 more (we were already quite drunk) and then set off into the club!

Got in the club and looked around 2 c all the girls and there wasn't much selection but it didn't really bother me

So anyway I head to the bar and just started talking to some girl (wasn't too pretty but it was just to get me started). I can't remember how I opened, i think i asked her to get me some water or some stuff and then I just started chattin to her and making her giggle, taking the mickey about her bag blah blah. After about 5 mins we were getting on pretty well and then my **** block sorta friend came up and started talking 2 her and ruining my convo so I sorta just played along like it didn't bother me and then she said look i gotta go dance (suggesting I come) and i said yea I gotta get going too i'll catch up with u later.

Then I hit the dance floor with my mate and some girl just came up 2 me and said 'can I pull u?' and I was like errr what??? and then she walked off in embarassment lol.

So we carried on dancing for a bit then my friend spotted my next door neighbours over the other side of the room (4 girls - 2 are really hot!) so I said let's go say hi and we got there and one of them grabbed my hand and started dancing.

About 5 minutes of dancing around I (can't believe I had the balls 2 do it cause I've never done it before lol!) took charge and just took her hand and said let's go 2 the bar and we went over. I then just started talking to her about stupid crap and she was SERIOUSLY getting touchy feely with me.

After a good 10 or so minutes of getting on pretty well she goes come lets dance and takes my hand and I said wait and pulled her back and went in for the kiss. I went in pretty soon only because there have been times where I've waited too long before and kinda missed my chance so I thought what the hell I'll give this a shot. Anyway I moved in and she sorta pulled back but gave me one kiss and then said come let's go dance.

So we get on the dance floor by her mates and she's like grinding me hard etc and u know how it goes right in front of the other girls almost to make them jealous or something. I'm just going along with it with a huge grin and then for some weird reason she just grabs this other guy and start dancing with him. So I just thought lol fuk u I'm goin after someone else and just strolled off.

Unfortunately at this time my mate was ringing me from outside the club saying he was pukin everywhere and all this crap so I just went out and met him.

In a way it was a really good night because I had 3 opportunities to kiss close and sorta did kiss one girl lol but I just can't believe how relaxed etc I was. I mean I REALLY did not give a flying fvck about rejection and was just making the moves (which I never do) and it all seemed to work!!

So anyway I'm going out tonight again but I'm going to drink a lot less and see what happens . The only problem is the girl I'm having trouble with is gonna be out at the same club so I'll just have to try and avoid her.

Gonna be another good night tonight i hope!

 

[lerxst]

Originally posted by SteR
Also I don't understand why drinking and going out to clubs/bars is such a bad thing? I mean I'm at university at the moment and everyone drinks and you're singling me out like I'm the only one on the planet that does it.

Yeah, that wasn't a Field Report, that was what we call a "Fvck-Up Report". Sure everyone drinks at University, but you are completely out of control when you drink. Everyone here knows that drinking ruins your game. You get your courage from drink. You only approach when drunk. A girl who needs her space, you don't leave well enough alone when you have the drink in you. THAT is a problem. That is why I singled you out on it. Why can't you DJ without the drink in ya?

Originally posted by SteR
Hmm, I'm not sure what to do now. I mean lerxst you're telling me that I'm an idiot and all this stuff about how I'm not taking in the DJ material so don't read it... so now what am I supposed to do? just sit at home and feel bad about this whole situation? I do know I fvcked up this situation but how else am I supposed to get over it other than trying to get with other women etc?

First of all, I told you nothing of the sort. You've got a MAJOR problem with communicating with people if you can't tell the difference between "reading a BIT of the bible won't help you, you need to read the ENTIRE bible". Is it that you only hear what you want, and it doesn't matter at all what a person actually says to you? In what world does what I said above translate into "don't read it" like you just said above? And I never told you to sit at home and feel bad about yourself. YOU made that up your ownself. See, this is what I am talking about YOU NOT GETTING IT! YOU make up your own drama.

See, now I'm gonna have to drop some knowledge on ya cause you can't do it for yourself. You need to empty your mind of all this AFC/Symp thinking you have going before you can become a DJ. You mind is like a glass full of AFC/Symp thinking. You can pour all the DJ knowledge you want in, but it just overflows your mind cause it is already too full. Once you've emptied your mind of AFC/Symp thinking you can re-fill the glass with DJ knowledge. NOW, READ THE ENTIRE FOLLOWING RE-POSTS BY PLAYER SUPREME and then READ THEM AGAIN!

And give your thanks to PS for the following...

 

[lerxst]

Originally posted by Player_Supreme
this was taken from another posting site:


So how do you act like a international pimp?


Imagine how you would behave toward the bi.tch if you had 8 other ho’s waiting in line to fulfill your needs right then. Imagine if these ho’s were just waiting for you to call to throw some pus.sy at you then you:
1. You act smooth as sh.it, ****y confident and super sure of your self. This alone sets them panties to burning.


2. You play hard to get. This is also a disquised test to see if your like those other symps who wanna just fu.ck.


3. You exude confidence, because it doesn’t matter what she thinks of yo ass you got 8 other ho’s who think highly of you and will drink your spew from a champaine glass.


4. You let her ass do most of the work. Buy “me” a drink *****. This sh.it really works too.


5. You spit some game at her but she has to meet you more than half way in the convo.


6. If she said something stupid like she doesn’t sleep with someone on the first date,. You tell the ***** she’s gotta do better than that. “You gotta do better than that baby” “Shaquitta, yo’ big ass is going to have to do better than that ****”


7. If she declines, you walk the **** away first. I did this with that Russian ***** I met last week. She thought a nigga was going to jump through hoops (tried to test me to see if I would symp the fu.ck out). I walked the **** away from her, and went to talk to another ho’, like I stated in another post who do you think she went to at the end of the evening?


8. If you do grace the bi.tch with some of your valuable time, you set your tolerance low. Your ass is a pimp, your not going to sit there for hours and listen to her babbling **** about the starving children of the world. “baby this has been real but I gots things to do.” Seriously direct that convo where you want it to go.


9. When she says or does something stupid point that sh.it out. Make fun of her silly ass. I am a master of this sh.it. I can impersonate people to a tee and believe me when I get done making fun of dime ass bit.ches they know who their daddy is.


10. If you don’t agree with the bit.ch on something step the **** up and say so. I told this fine sista a few weeks ago she was full of ****. She thought she was so hot because she knows Danny Glover and works for him on occasion with her PR company projects. Hell ***** I know the business too, I’m not impressed. Wanna impress me take my black **** and swallow every last inch of it and not gag, ****.


11. One of Paradise’s jewels. Compliment the bi.tch sparingly or if at all.


12. When you do grace a ho with your eye presence, you look at her as if you are evaluating or appraising the bi.tch. Keep that wolf under raps. Essentially you are appraising her for her chances to hang with YOU. See that **** on eye contact fellas.
Keep this **** as your operating procedures and you will land some serious ho’s. If you find you don’t agree with me on this **** or any of my ****, just hit your ignore button and you will never hear another word that I spit.