How to get sexual favors?

Briandaman

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Ok so I'm a supervisor at a store responsible for hiring people and right now we're filling a position.

I know this girl, she's short on cash and I know she needs a job. I don't want to date or even be friends with her. I just want to have sex.

How do I hint and tell her, without actually saying it, sleep with me and I'll help you out.

Like, give me the exact wording you'd use.
 

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You are never gonna fill that position man.

Seriously though I think you should be more professional and not go for it. Do you really want a female empoloyee that resents you because she had to sleep with you to get a job.

Not to mention but how sure are you that your word going against whatever experience and skills she is lacking will land her that job? I'm pretty sure she isn't gonna give it up for a position at the local gas station as well I really say don't even bother.
 

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It isn't a gas station, it's actually a very popular store here locally and the pay is extremely high.

"Professional" is a very loose word, just look at Hollywood, to each his own. I'll be the judge of my own morals.

So are you gonna actually answer the question and help me out with how to word this?
 

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hey man as long as you are sure this is what you wanna do more power to you but as far as how you would go about doing it that one is beyond me. be patient.
 

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So let me say that I think this is a bad idea, risking your job for pvssy just doesn't make sense. I am super careful about and around folks I work with, too many people have ruined there professional careers with personal indiscretions.

That being said, if you decide to proceed, there is no way to come out and say it - because if you do and she isn't game then your fvcked if she reports you. The better way would be to tell her about the job but mention nothing about her possibly getting it, and if she asks say something like "well I want to see one of my friends get it". Then, create a circumstance where she can put out for you. If she is willing to make the trade I don't think you'd have to come out and ask; she'll get it. And if she doesn't get it my guess is she wouldn't make the trade anyway.

Be careful bro, sounds like you have a good with some authority... That's worth more than a fvck no matter how hot the girl is.
 

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A good friend of mine was in recruitment and he banged a lot of chicks looking for work.
His method was to be super cool in the interview, boost their egos, assure them that he would bend over backwards to help them and then casually ask them to meet him for a drink after work.
The thing is, he didn't have to make it obvious that he'd look after them if they sucked his dyck, he just knew that the chances of these chicks turning down his offer of a drink were next to zero. Then he would meet them, game them, and let the heady mix of booze and his status work its leg-opening charm.
If you were in their position, would you be willing to reject a guy who could hold the keys to your employment future?
It's manipulative and dishonourable, but as long as you don't act like a complete creep, it should end up just as two adults who met by chance and let fate take its course.
 

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Greasy Pig said:
A good friend of mine was in recruitment and he banged a lot of chicks looking for work.
His method was to be super cool in the interview, boost their egos, assure them that he would bend over backwards to help them and then casually ask them to meet him for a drink after work.
The thing is, he didn't have to make it obvious that he'd look after them if they sucked his dyck, he just knew that the chances of these chicks turning down his offer of a drink were next to zero. Then he would meet them, game them, and let the heady mix of booze and his status work its leg-opening charm.
If you were in their position, would you be willing to reject a guy who could hold the keys to your employment future?
It's [strikethrough]manipulative and dishonourable[/strikethrough] honorable and decent and is no different that two people trading favors for each other - don't see why the puritans have such a big issue just because the favor is sex, but as long as you don't act like a complete creep, it should end up just as two adults who met by chance and let fate take its course.

Fixed that post for ya. Seriously, I had asked this chick to buy my a cake for the job, would it be considered "dishonorable"?

That said, this is definitely the most helpful post.

"Game them" - this here is where I'm stuck, can you give me some exact lines...

All I got is:

"So, I think we can "work together" to help each other out?"

"We can make a lot of things happen for each other if you're up for it"

Mmmm, help me out, I need LINES! :D
 

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If your game is so weak that you need "lines", you're already fvcked.

It's pathetic anyways. You're probably going to come off as a creep because you have no game.
 

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lol @ thread. lol @ "game them"

Lol @ OP thinking game them means: "So, I think we can "work together" to help each other out?"

OP you have no game. Game is not canned lines especially of that level of corniness. Read the DJ Bible before this ends up in disaster for you.
 

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You tell her that there is a position open and she would be perfect. Tell her how much it pays, let it sink in with her for a few minutes so that she can realize what she could do with that money, and then drop the bomb (casually) that there are other females also interested in the position. Say you are meeting one of them for drinks tomorrow night to discuss further... Give it a few days and ask her for drink too. Her brain will be spinning by then and she will try to outdo the other women for the position.


Myself, wouldn't do it. Whatever floats your boat, man.
 

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I love meeting guys like you in the field. You are confident within the narrow boundaries of your own tiny little piece of the world. You have a smug look on your face that says "this girl next to me loves me because I have money and status and power". You generally follow your girl around, your body language betraying who really has the power. Because of the way you position yourself, and the fact that you are too scared to look me in the eye, you cannot see her eye flirting with me. Your guarding behaviour works most of the time, but you cannot be on guard in every moment. When I meet you after making your girl scream, you start off as condescending to me. I smile and make friends with you. I ignore your girl, and when you boast about how hot she is I say "she's alright". Over the course of a few hours the reality finally dawns on you, but there is nothing you can say because it is all in subcommunication and is easily deniable. You slink off into the night, defeated.

This is my personal fvck you to you and your type.
 

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Turuwal said:
I love meeting guys like you in the field. You are confident within the narrow boundaries of your own tiny little piece of the world. You have a smug look on your face that says "this girl next to me loves me because I have money and status and power". You generally follow your girl around, your body language betraying who really has the power. Because of the way you position yourself, and the fact that you are too scared to look me in the eye, you cannot see her eye flirting with me. Your guarding behaviour works most of the time, but you cannot be on guard in every moment. When I meet you after making your girl scream, you start off as condescending to me. I smile and make friends with you. I ignore your girl, and when you boast about how hot she is I say "she's alright". Over the course of a few hours the reality finally dawns on you, but there is nothing you can say because it is all in subcommunication and is easily deniable. You slink off into the night, defeated.

This is my personal fvck you to you and your type.
Lol that was an awesome visual.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
"Hey Baby, let's set this store up for a sexual harassment lawsuit and split the money. We'll never have to work again."
This.

Seriously, you shouldn't do it. It's not professional and unethical. Just imagine if that girl is your sister or your daughter, would you want her to experience things like this?
 

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Turuwal said:
I love meeting guys like you in the field. You are confident within the narrow boundaries of your own tiny little piece of the world. You have a smug look on your face that says "this girl next to me loves me because I have money and status and power". You generally follow your girl around, your body language betraying who really has the power. Because of the way you position yourself, and the fact that you are too scared to look me in the eye, you cannot see her eye flirting with me. Your guarding behaviour works most of the time, but you cannot be on guard in every moment. When I meet you after making your girl scream, you start off as condescending to me. I smile and make friends with you. I ignore your girl, and when you boast about how hot she is I say "she's alright". Over the course of a few hours the reality finally dawns on you, but there is nothing you can say because it is all in subcommunication and is easily deniable. You slink off into the night, defeated.

This is my personal fvck you to you and your type.
Yes, I love meeting guys like you in the field as well. You're self-righteous, judgmental, and condescending and think you have everything figured out based on your own little world. Yes, guys like me are very proud of our accomplishments - both the money and power and never do we think girls "must" love us for it. Instead we see them as assets to share with beautiful women who have no problem offering something mutually beneficial.

No we don't follow girls around, we invite them to join us and generally they gravitate towards us. Sometimes it's for our charming personalities, other times it's for what they think they can get from us. Either way, we welcome both types of women with open arms.

Yes, we look hypocritical, self-serving jerks like you dead in the eye and if our girl even thinks, much less proceeds to flirt with you, we cut off the very instant and she better hope you have the gas to drop her cheating ass home. Your delusions of thinking our women would even make eye contact with you, much less give you sex are based on your own desperation, not reality.

See, unlike guys like you - we respect women, particularly women who are comfortable with their own sexuality and know the worth of their vagina. We do not believe in terminologies like hoe, slut, *****s etc. Instead we see women who are open-minded, sexually empowered and in touch with their sexuality. We see women, willing to sleep with guys like us who are willing to offer them wealth and power in return as confident, strong, and supreme. They are the ones who have no succumb to dogma and propaganda of men like you who, for thousands of years have f*cked with their minds and brainwashed them into believing sleeping with guys like me in exchange for resources that will benefit them in life is somehow the foundation of all things "unethical," "unprofessional," "manipulative" or "dishonorable.

In stark hypocrisy, you see no problem with running "game" and literally f*cking with their minds so that you can get sex from them as well.

Yet, in some weird, f*cked up, delusional twilight zone your arrogance and straight up spuriousness leads you to believe you have some kind of "moral" ground to judge me! HA! I laugh in the face of guys, like you!

The reality is you, and all of the others that have responded negatively to this thread are exactly like me. The only difference is that I have the decency and courtesy to be honest about my intentions right from the beginning - making me, far more ethical, professional and honorable than you'll ever be in this or any lifetime.

Yes, this is my personal f&ck to YOU and YOUR type.
 
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Briandaman said:
we respect women, particularly women who are comfortable with their own sexuality and know the worth of their vagina.
Stopped reading after that.
 

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Briandaman said:
Ok so I'm a supervisor at a store responsible for hiring people and right now we're filling a position.

I know this girl, she's short on cash and I know she needs a job. I don't want to date or even be friends with her. I just want to have sex.

How do I hint and tell her, without actually saying it, sleep with me and I'll help you out.

Like, give me the exact wording you'd use.
Briandaman said:
See, unlike guys like you - we respect women

The reality is you, and all of the others that have responded negatively to this thread are exactly like me. The only difference is that I have the decency and courtesy to be honest about my intentions right from the beginning - making me, far more ethical, professional and honorable than you'll ever be in this or any lifetime. .

:crazy:

You can't even be honest with yourself let alone anyone else, OP.

But regarding what lines to use? Greasy Pig already told you what to do. Just casually ask them out for a drink.
 
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sylvester the cat said:
:crazy:

You can't even be honest with yourself let alone anyone else, OP.

But regarding what lines to use? Greasy Pig already told you what to do. Just casually ask them out for a drink.

I'm VERY honest with myself. My thing is instead of running some "game" for weeks on end, I just be upfront and make an offer.

I'm just wondering what's the best way to word it. Yes, I love the drink idea, but as I said earlier, I'm looking for lines.

And by lines I don't mean game,

All I am simply asking in this thread is, what is ANOTHER way to say: "let's go have sex" - which BTW is something even the most FORWARD and HONEST person wouldn't say to someone they just met. Hell I know husbands who'd never flat out say that to their wives and they've been married for years!

Nice try at an hypocrisy witch hunt, but you won't find such when dealing with me.
 
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