I know a lot of you are not going to admit you haven't had any this year and aren't going to respond to the poll. Or even more likely...you'll lie about it. That's fine though. Just know that you're only lying to yourself here. Continuing the cycle of being a failure. None of us matter. We're f*ckin anonymous nobodies you probably will never meet in real life. But what does matter here..is YOU. You wanna go on being a lie then go ahead b!tch. The rest of these people could give a flying f*ck about you. You're only failing yourself.
That's why I say be a f*ckin man and respond to this poll honestly. Do it for yourself...not to impress the rest of the dipsh!ts on here. Accept the fact that you are in a position you do not want to be in and that you seriously want to change it next year.
Despite what many of you may think though...the purpose of this poll is NOT really for bragging rights. And it's not really intended to make you feel like sh!t if you are one of the thousands of members on this forum who didn't get any this year. (Well, that last part isn't entirely true.)
The main point of this poll is to show you that yet another TWELVE MONTHS of your life are forever gone, where you had plenty of opportunites to get to talk to, date, and yes, f*ck a female, but you blew it. You could have succeeded like some of us have. In fact you could even have had more than one.
It was another year where you could have changed your stagnant sex life:
-You could have had a female's soft skin to touch.
-You could have had her spooning you as fell asleep together, and being right there next to you, breathing on you softly when you woke up the next morning.
-You could have had her sweet feminine smell piercing your nose.
-You could have had her mouth locking together with yours, and kissing and licking you all over your face, neck, chest, back, arms, hands legs...and sucking on your c*ck.
-You could have had her soft hands and thin arms caressing you, massaging you, rubbing you, holding you, embracing you...and giving you a hand job.
-You could have had her breasts to rub against and squeeze and lick and kiss and suck on...and maybe rub your c*ck between them.
-You could have had her voice and its soft, pleasant and sedating sound filling your ears...and then hear it panting, moaning, and screaming as you penetrated her with your c*ck.
-You could have had her pYssy to touch and lick and kiss and suck...and finger f*ck and run your c*ck in and out of it over and over.
(I could go on...)
But for MANY pathetic f*ckin reasons, you chose not to make any of that happen this year. You should smack yourself in the face for realizing what YOU, AND YOU ALONE, allowed yourself to miss out for the past twelve months. There is abso-f*ckin-lutely not A SINGLE good mother f*cking reason either for why you should not have had at least ONE HB to f*ck and get your d*ck sucked by this year.
Oh f*cking well though. So you didn't do it this year. This leaves you with yet another long list of could haves and should haves for this year. But WHEN THE F*CK does this pattern change? WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THE F*CKING CHANGES ALREADY?
Are you going to let the same sh!t take place in 2006 as well?
Are you going to allow history to repeat itself all f*ckin over again another 12 months from now?
Because if the answer is yes, you're going to be the same sad mother f*cker that you are right now when another poll like this one pops up at the end of 2006. Only next December, 12 more months of your life will be over, and I guarantee that you will be feeling a lot more miserable than I know you're feeling right about...now.
MAKE SOME F*CKING CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE FOR ONCE.
YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF FOR F*CK'S SAKE!!
That's why I say be a f*ckin man and respond to this poll honestly. Do it for yourself...not to impress the rest of the dipsh!ts on here. Accept the fact that you are in a position you do not want to be in and that you seriously want to change it next year.
Despite what many of you may think though...the purpose of this poll is NOT really for bragging rights. And it's not really intended to make you feel like sh!t if you are one of the thousands of members on this forum who didn't get any this year. (Well, that last part isn't entirely true.)
The main point of this poll is to show you that yet another TWELVE MONTHS of your life are forever gone, where you had plenty of opportunites to get to talk to, date, and yes, f*ck a female, but you blew it. You could have succeeded like some of us have. In fact you could even have had more than one.
It was another year where you could have changed your stagnant sex life:
-You could have had a female's soft skin to touch.
-You could have had her spooning you as fell asleep together, and being right there next to you, breathing on you softly when you woke up the next morning.
-You could have had her sweet feminine smell piercing your nose.
-You could have had her mouth locking together with yours, and kissing and licking you all over your face, neck, chest, back, arms, hands legs...and sucking on your c*ck.
-You could have had her soft hands and thin arms caressing you, massaging you, rubbing you, holding you, embracing you...and giving you a hand job.
-You could have had her breasts to rub against and squeeze and lick and kiss and suck on...and maybe rub your c*ck between them.
-You could have had her voice and its soft, pleasant and sedating sound filling your ears...and then hear it panting, moaning, and screaming as you penetrated her with your c*ck.
-You could have had her pYssy to touch and lick and kiss and suck...and finger f*ck and run your c*ck in and out of it over and over.
(I could go on...)
But for MANY pathetic f*ckin reasons, you chose not to make any of that happen this year. You should smack yourself in the face for realizing what YOU, AND YOU ALONE, allowed yourself to miss out for the past twelve months. There is abso-f*ckin-lutely not A SINGLE good mother f*cking reason either for why you should not have had at least ONE HB to f*ck and get your d*ck sucked by this year.
Oh f*cking well though. So you didn't do it this year. This leaves you with yet another long list of could haves and should haves for this year. But WHEN THE F*CK does this pattern change? WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THE F*CKING CHANGES ALREADY?
Are you going to let the same sh!t take place in 2006 as well?
Are you going to allow history to repeat itself all f*ckin over again another 12 months from now?
Because if the answer is yes, you're going to be the same sad mother f*cker that you are right now when another poll like this one pops up at the end of 2006. Only next December, 12 more months of your life will be over, and I guarantee that you will be feeling a lot more miserable than I know you're feeling right about...now.
MAKE SOME F*CKING CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE FOR ONCE.
YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF FOR F*CK'S SAKE!!
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